Summer, mostly.

Not being able to see the person I love regularly. Or at all.

Baristas who mispronounce the Italian espresso names...and especially ANYONE who says "expresso."
No-talent assclowns being made into cultural heroes.
People who don't know the difference between "your" and "you're," or "there," "their" and "they're."
People who write or say ridiculous, stupid random shit.
Insensitivity and overboard self-absorption.
Overly manly-men...sorry, I just don't know the fucking score, or care.
Spam...as in unwanted messages or comments, not the meat because the meat RAWKS, frankly.
People who like a song by someone and then don't know it's a cover song.

Baby Bats, Mallbats, and other varieties of Goths who are so pretentiously Goth that any Goth that's actually been to a Goth club would kick the shit out of...and the emos who pretend to be them.

Steampunks who are so boiler-shit over Steampunk that their speech is littered with anachronistic phrases that even the Victorians didn't use and they're now more annoying than that girl down the hall who talks in TXT. Christ, I love Abney Park too but COME ON!

Gays who are so gay they make gays cringe. Aaaannd straights who are so straight they make EVERYONE cringe.

Judgmental people (whoops -- guilty, I'm afraid).

People who repeat what they say and people who repeat what they say.