"It's shite being Scottish! We're the lowest of the low. The scum of the fucking Earth! The most wretched, miserable, servile, pathetic trash that was ever shat into civilization. Some hate the English. I don't. They're just wankers. We, on the other hand, are colonized by wankers. Can't even find a decent culture to be colonized by. We're ruled by effete assholes. It's a shite state of affairs to be in, Tommy, and all the fresh air in the world won't make any fucking difference!"

Apipoulaï, menda Emma. Not a woman, but a whore. I have about as much class and dignity as Britney Spears, circa 2007/8.

I’m selfish, impatient, and a little insecure. I make mistakes, I’m out of control, and at times hard to handle. But if you can’t handle me at my worst, then you sure as hell don’t deserve me at my best.

I prefer to socialise in my my cults; rather than one-to-one. I'm rather awkward, generally, and lack the motivation for individual replies on this site. However, if you wish to contact me, do it via my formspring. You don't need to register, you can chat anonymously and you're guaranteed to receive an answer. :3

Alice's Adventures in Wonderland, art, body modification, British comedy, Disco Bloodbath, euphoria, grayscale, human oddity, make-up artistry, Mark Ryden, old skool horror, orange hair, Tumblr and Vincent Price.

Animal cruelty, beauty cults, cringey texts and memories from the night before, how oh-so-srs the ratings are; good luck in the real world if you're going to get butt-hurt over anything lower than a perfect 10, piercing guns, social anxiety, tribal tattoos, when the alliteration in my username is misinterpreted as an attempt at being brutal or hxc.