"Scorpios say one thing and do it just for spite. I, as a Pisces, say far too much (and don't make sense) and do whatever the hell I want." "I will get very mad if you add me to your friends list without viewing my profile & rating it. >=3"
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Member since: February 15, 2008 Account: Free Account Orientation: Undecided Status: Single and not looking Occupation: Student
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Layout made by DM "Cancerians say one thing and do another. Scorpios say one thing and do it just for spite. I, as a Pisces, say far too much (and don't make sense) and do whatever the hell I want" I read & enjoy horoscope readings like: Everywhere you go, laughter and comedy ensue. This would be great if you were trying to be funny. You are deeply confused by the idea of sex. As far as you are concerned, if it didn't happen in "The Velveteen Rabbit", it doesn't exist. Piscean women wear long floaty dresses and enormous amounts of unusual silver jewelry. On hikes, Pisceans claim to love the stars, but the only constellation they can find is the Big Dipper. If they cannot find it, they cry. You remember what you were wearing on March 3rd, 1981 but forget your own address. You have no sense of direction. The people you find going in reverse at 70 m.p.h. on the expressway are usually Pisceans. Pisceans are most likely to die by falling out of a window or getting run over by a truck. That is, of course, unless they live with a Cancer. Pisceans are so zoned and perpetually endangered that they can bring out the maternal instincts of a Leo. Don't be fooled, however; many Pisceans can surprise you by kicking your ass and the asses of your four imaginary friends. While Leos tend to achieve the most fame in the field of entertainment, Pisceans strive to achieve historical greatness by sheer fluke. They are proud to tell you that Michelangelo, Galileo, George Washington, and Albert Einstein, none of whom had an agent, were all Pisceans. What they won't tell you is that so is Ted Kennedy. Pisceans claim to want "honest criticism" of their work. Then they commit hara-kiri on the floor when you say you don't like it. Never try to use logic with a Pisces; he or she is living about three feet off of the natural ground or in Narnia. Their tools of debate are non-sequiturs, quotes from Elizabeth Barrett Browning, and, of course, crying. It wouldn't matter what linguistic devices Pisceans use to describe philosophical concepts because they aren't positive they know what they're talking about anyway. You cry over dead animals in the road but feel no remorse about mowing down humans you don't like. Cancerians say one thing and do another. Scorpios say one thing and do it just for spite. Pisceans say far too much and do whatever the hell they want. ~X~ Mysteriously, apart from the crying part (I scream instead), the horoscope is almost dead right... XD
Music (metal or classical + the occasional alternative/hard rock song), high heels, sneakers, art, gaming, watching anime, reading manga, reading books, drawing, writing, debating through writing (since I'm not that great of a speaker), cats, huskies, German shepherds, Latin, Japanese, all traditional Japanese clothing, Japanese swords, Buddhist temples, satyrs, laptops, chilly foods, coffee, hot chocolate, apple juice, shirt + tie + blazer/suit combination or shirt + gakuran, pants, scuba diving, snorkelling, predatory/omnivorous animals (excluding invertebrates, a large percentage of the human population and primates), red, black, navy blue, purple, watching movies, sea food, chicken (as the meat), crocodile meat (the bred-for-eating types that are apparently quite legal in Australia) and cloudy days with a bit of wind.
Dislikes
Sandals, pink, yellow, rotting leaves, the smell of wet dog, people leaving their dog's droppings on your lawn, people that abuse non-human animals, most physical education classes, the general population of teachers (note 'general', not 'all'), most dogs, pigeons, sparrows, sea gulls, rats, mice, invertebrates (apart from lobsters, shrimp, crab, mussel and other delectable seafood), beef, pork, kangaroo meat, camping, being poor, clothes-shopping with older women -_-.
Favorite Music
Bullet for My Valentine, Evanescence, Linkin' Park, Within Temptation, Nightwish, Trust Company, Aiden, Three Days Grace, Trust Company, Red Jumpsuit Appartus and Plain White T's. Oh and a bit of Slipknot, Korn, Carpathian and Avenged Sevenfold.
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