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kryalen

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Sex: female
Age: 26
Location: Baton Rouge, Louisiana, United States
Status: Married
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Member since: March 05, 2005
Last logged in: April 08, 2011, 07:13pm
Occupation: student/librarian
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NOTE ABOUT CULT INVITATIONS:

While I do NOT mind getting cult invites, and don't expect you to read all the way through my profile to make sure it's a cult I'd be interested in, I AM getting tired of invitations to application cults. First of all, I don't join ANY cult with an application process on principle; second of all, I find it ridiculous and stupid to randomly invite people to an application cult, and here's why: Application cults exist based on the simple concept that they want only "the best" (although who can say what that is?). The application process exists, as a matter of fact, to weed out those that are "unworthy". So, if you're purposely TRYING to be exclusive and elitist, shouldn't you wait for people to come to you, not randomly invite people who you're probably just going to refuse membership to anyway? Or do you really just want people to apply so that you can get your kicks by putting them down?
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I'm Sara, and, uh, I like lots of STUFF. To elaborate about myself:

||I like to insert "the" and "el" in front of proper nouns. ||My lunch number sophomore year was 311. ||I detest mayonaisse so much that I now claim to be highly allergic to it. ||I have a tendency to say the corresponding verb directly following an action(Ex: Saying the word 'sneeze' right after I sneeze). ||I have a freckle on my right pinky named Spot. If I were to lose Spot, I would feel a severe loss of identity. ||My favorite number is 7. ||My second favorite number is 4. ||When setting timers and clocks, I compulsively set it using non-traditional minutes(Ex: 7:03 instead of 7:00, 27 seconds instead of 25 or 30 seconds). ||I'd rather be stabbed than have a prolonged foot cramp. ||I can't even stand the thought of root beer. ||I have a habit of picking at things(Ex: Scabs, nail polish, chipped paint). ||I enjoy solving systems of equations. ||The other day I found my pink sweatshirt that I've been looking for since I was eight years old. ||I get bitchy when I'm sick. ||I have a hairy big toe. ||I use the word 'whore' very freely. ||I knock on wood three times to prevent my self from being jinxed. ||There's a good chance that Salvador Dali is my favorite artist. ||When I go to Taco Bell, I usually order a chicken quesidilla. ||My pen top has to be perfectly aligned with the text on the pen. ||I don't just talk in my sleep--I fight. ||In my freshman year of high school, I accidently started the trend among my friends to wear mismatched socks. ||I've had my favorite shoes since 6th grade--and I've never grown into them. ||I hate it when people don't say goodbye before they hang up the phone---especially in movies. ||My favorite pets of all time were my cats Stoney and Licorice, and my pet mouse Michelangelo. ||Someone once set my bird's tail feathers on fire---the damn thing still lives, unfortunately. ||I hate when people spell my name with an "H". ||My fate at concerts is to get taken out by crowd surfers. ||I have no allergies that I am aware of. ||I have no coordination to speak of. ||I love Prince. ||I was known as 'Suzy Green' for almost the entire first semester of sophomore year, because of the color of my hair during the first week of school. ||Orange Starburst rock my world. ||I lived for refilling the medium cups at work. ||Ditto for the shake machine. ||I tend to speak in quotes. ||I like chocolate milk bubbles. ||My toes constantly need to be cracked. ||When I get angry, I cry. ||When I cry, my nose turns bright red. ||I tend to make weird noises that sound suspiciously like the word "me" when I get frustrated. ||I meow a lot. ||I experience spasms not unlike mini-orgasms throughout the day. ||I'm a compulsive journal writer. ||I'm prone to cold sores and mouth ulcers. ||I hate whores. ||I can be extremely antagonistic. ||I'm never happier than when I'm putting someone in their place. ||Noone ever listens to me. ||After an orgasm, my toes always need cracking. ||The comma is my favorite form of punctuation, closely followed by the semi-colon. ||I cry everytime I watch the last episode of Boy Meets World, Mufasa's death in the Lion King, or Sailor Moon defeat Queen Beryl, and everytime I read "Bridge to Terabithia". ||I hold my breath when I pass a cemetary...except for when I'm in New Orleans, as there's far too many. ||I like to take nifty Internet quizzes that tell me all about my self by sticking me in a nice little box... ||I have fuzzy little caterpillar eyebrows, and I don't give a shit. ||I love hats. ||I'm an insomniac. ||Penguins rock my fucking world. ||I'm absolutely obsessed with mustard...so much so, in fact, that when making sandwiches of any kind, my bread has to be completely yellow. Those close to me have taken to calling these "mustard sandwiches". ||I invented the uber-spectacular sour candy pizza.

I WANT PIC AND JOURNAL COMMENTS!!
I like variety ('tis the spice of life)...sooo, if you think I'm cool, or even if you hate me, leave a comment on one of my pictures or journal entries...'tis okay if it's inane, most comments people leave are pretty inane anyways, it doesn't mean I don't like to read them^_^

If everyone accepts you for who you are, you'll never grow into the person you could be.

Likes:

I adopted a cute lil' monkey fetus from Fetusmart! Hooray fetus!

My lil'
monkey
fetus!

Good tunes, good books, good movies, and good people. More specifically, I love:

||Nirvana ||The Lion King ||Sailor Moon ||the Evil Dead trilogy ||Lestat & Marius ||poetry ||Tim (my lovely husband) ||Charmed ||simplicity ||Hamlet ||Boy Meets World ||wrestling ||Star Wars ||I Never Promised You A Rose Garden ||video games ||mustard ||Shaun of the Dead ||Yuu Watase

It's a
blob named
Bob!

Dislikes:

Porn, whores, ignorance, illiteracy, bad grammer, and double negatives. Not to mention:

||Cowardice. ||People who think people care about their sexual orientation. If you state it as a fact, fine, whatever (though even that's not necessary...a person is not their sexual orientation, no matter what gender they prefer); I don't really have a problem with that. And mentioning your girlfriend or boyfriend is, of course, natural. It's the others that really get to me, the ones who make SURE you can't miss it. I DON'T GIVE A SHIT EITHER WAY. THANK YOU for reassuring me that you are gay/straight/bi, I woke up wondering about it this morning. And THANK YOU for reassuring me that you don't care if I'm against it. It's very comforting. ||WHORES. Fuck them. They obviously have no self-respect, and no moral system. When they get raped, pregnant, or contract an STD, they have no one to blame but themselves. ||People who are proud of their ignorance. ||People who accuse others of being jealous if they don't like them. YOU ARE WRONG. Why can't you just fucking accept that you have character flaws?! We all do. If someone hates you, it's not because they're jealous, it's because they think you're a piece of crap. And you probably are. ||People who love to say how non-judgemental they are. YOU'RE A FUCKING LIAR. It's almost impossible to be entirely non-judgemental. Not judging people shouldn't be the goal; not judging people based on the wrong things should be. ||People who say they hate people who cut for attention. How is someone destroying their self for attention any less sad or fucked up than someone hurting their self because of depression? In fact, if someone needs attention that badly, they probably ARE pretty fucking depressed...just in a different way. ||People whose 'Favorite Music List' seems to contain the name of every band they've ever heard. It's FAVORITE music, not "Something that I listen to every once in a while, so I'll put it to make me sound cool and versatile" music. ||People who react to negative comments on their profile by saying "they have no right to judge me, they don't even know me." Sorry, children, but this is a rating site...pretty much the whole POINT of the site is to judge each other. Even if you're not into the ratings, this is still a rating site. If you don't want people judging you by your profile, then why the FUCK do you even have a profile? The thing is, you never see any of these people responding like that to positive comments...and yet, if no one has the right to judge you based on your profile, than none of the compliments or tens you've gotten count either. You gotta take the sweet with the sour, motherfuckers. ||People who go on and on about how much they hate racism when they don't know what the fuck they're talking about. Keep in mind that I'm not talking about those who have researched the topic and feel deeply and sincerely about it; rather, I'm talking about those fucks that watch "Remember the Titans" (Which, by the way, though it is based on a true story, is full of shit. In real life, it was two already integrated rival schools that had to learn how to play as a team...race had nothing to do with it...just fierce school spirit.) a couple of times and think that they know about racial tension. These assholes think that there is only one kind of racism: white against black. Growing up in a mostly black community, I have been persecuted more than you could imagine, simply for being white. Yes, racism is a horrible thing (though sometimes it's unavoidable), but always remember that it is ANY race against ANY other race...sometimes even their own. Caucasians aren't always the evil ones, and African-Americans aren't always the saintly victims. ANYONE can be a victim of racism. ||Seeing profiles that appear to have been written by a nine year old. Come on, people, I realize writing isn't everyone's forte, but at least put some fucking effort into it! If you have the Internet, you most likely have MS Word...USE IT!! Type your shit in there first, do a spelling and grammar check, and save the rest of us from having a breakdown trying to read your ramblings!||

Favorite Music:

Unlike most people, I like music that is actually good:

||Nirvana ||Red Hot Chili Peppers ||Nine Inch Nails ||The Cure ||Mighty Mighty Bosstones ||The Clash ||The Offspring ||The Ramones ||Smashing Pumpkins ||311 ||Depeche Mode ||the Dresden Dolls ||Ben Folds Five

Bands I've Seen Live:

||A Perfect Circle ||The Burning Brides ||Bled ||Shadows Fall ||Lamb of God ||Slipknot ||Thursday ||Cursive ||Poison the Well ||The Lawrence Arms ||Bigwig ||The Mighty Mighty Bosstones ||Korn ||TRUSTcompany ||Disturbed ||311 (a number of times) ||G-Love and Special Sauce ||Something Corporate ||Marilyn Manson ||Fuel ||Iggy Pop and the Stooges ||Better Than Ezra ||Staind ||Tainted Oi^_^ ||The Mike Foster Project ||One Wants ||Lucid ||Alston ||Five Bolt Main ||Dry Kill Logic ||Puddle of Mudd (for free) ||Soil ||Sevendust ||Social Distortion ||Blue October ||Red Hot Chili Peppers ||Flogging Molly ||Ben Folds ||John Mayer ||Dresden Dolls ||Cyndi Lauper ||Deborah Harry ||Erasure ||Lifehouse ||Van Halen ||Heart

The Collection:

**I have pretty much quit updating this list, it's too much of a pain in the ass to keep up with it. But screw it, I'm keeping it up as it is.

>311-"Music" >311-"Soundsystem" >311-"Transistor" >311-"Omaha Sessions" >311-"From Chaos" >311-"311" >Abandoned Pools-"Humanistic" >Alien Ant Farm-"ANThology" >Adema-"Adema" >Alanis Morissette-"Jagged Little Pill" >Alice in Chains-"Dirt" >Alice In Chains-"Unplugged" >Alice In Chains-"The Best of the Box" >Andrew W.K.-"I Get Wet" >A Perfect Circle-"Mer de Noms" >A Perfect Circle-"13th Step" >Barenakedladies-"Maroon" >Beastie Boys-"Licensed to Ill" >The Beatles-"One" >Beck-"Odelay" >Ben Folds-"Rockin' the Suburbs" >Ben Folds Five-"Whatever and Ever Amen" >Ben Folds Five-"The Unauthorized Biography of Reinhold Messner" >Ben Folds-"Ben Folds Live" >Black Sabbath-"Reunion"(disc 1 only) >Blind Melon-"Blind Melon" >Blink182-"Enema of the State" >Blue October-"History for Sale" >Breaking Benjamin-"Saturate" >Brahm's-"Tragic Overture--Symphony No. 4" >Bullette-"The Secrets" >Bush-"Sixteen Stone" >Bush-"Razorblade Suitcase" >The Clash-"London Calling" >*The Clash-"The Essential Clash" >Coal Chamber-"Coal Chamber" >Collective Soul-"Hints, Allegations, and Things Left Unsaid" >Creedence Clearwater Revival-"Chronicle: The 20 Greatest Hits" >The Cure-"Faith" >The Cure-"Disintegration" >The Cure-"Bloodflowers" >The Cure-"Greatest Hits" >The Cure-"The Cure" >Dead Kennedys-"Frankenchrist" >Deadsy-"Commencement" >Deep Blue Something-"Home" >Deftones-"White Pony" >Deftones-"Adrenaline" >*Depeche Mode-"The Singles 86>98" >Depeche Mode-"Music for the Masses" >Dido-"No Angel" >Dream Theater-"Metropolis Part 2: Scenes From a Memory" >The Dresden Dolls-"The Dresden Dolls" >Eddie Izzard-"Dressed to Kill"(comedy CD) >Eddie Izzard-"Definite Article"(comedy CD) >Eiffel 65-"Europop" >Enigma-"The Screen Behind the Mirror" >Enya-"The Memory of Trees" >Enya-"A Day Without Rain" >Eminem-"The Eminem Show" >Eminem-"The Marshall Mathers LP" >Everclear-"Sparkle and Fade" >Fear Factory-"Obsolete" >The Flaming Lips-"Yoshimi Battles the Pink Robots" >Flaw-"Endangered Species" >Fozzy-"All That Remains" >Fuel-"Something Like Human" >George Michael-"Faith" >Godsmack-"Godsmack" >Green Day-"Dookie" >Guns N' Roses-"Greatest Hits" >Hole-"Celebrity Skin" >Hole-"Live Through This" >Gustav Holst-"The Planets" >Judge Dread-"Ska'd For Life" >Kid Rock-"Devil Without a Cause" >Kittie-"Spit" >Korn-"Follow the Leader" >Korn-"Korn" >Led Zeppelin-"Physical Graffiti" >Led Zeppelin-"Led Zeppelin IV" >Len-"You Can't Stop the Bumrush" >Less Than Jake-"Losing Streak" >Lifehouse-"No Name Face" >Lit-"A Place in the Sun" >Lit-"Atomic" >Lucid-DEMO >Matchbox Twenty-"Mad Season" >Matchbox Twenty-"Yourself or Someone Like You" >Matchbox Twenty-"More Than You Think You Are" >MeatPuppets-"Too High to Die" >Megadeth-"Greatest Hits" >Metallica-The Black Album >Metallica-"One"(single) >Die Krupps-"A Tribute to Metallica" >The Mighty Mighty Bosstones-"A Jackknife to A Swan" >The Mighty Mighty Bosstones-"Question the Answers" >The Mighty Mighty Bosstones-"Let's Face It!" >Misfits-"Famous Monsters" >Nine Inch Nails-"The Downward Spiral" >*Nine Inch Nails-"The Fragile" >Nine Inch Nails-"With Teeth" >Nirvana-"Bleach" >Nirvana-"Nevermind" >Nirvana-"Incesticide" >Nirvana-"In Utero" >Nirvana-"From the Muddy Banks of the Wishkah" >Nirvana-"MTV Unplugged" >Nirvana-"Nirvana" >**Nirvana-"With the Lights Out" >Oasis-"Be Here Now" >The Offspring-"Americana" >The Offspring-"Smash" >The Offspring-"Ignition" >Orgy-"Candyass" >Papa Roach-"Infest" >Pearl Jam-"Ten" >Pearl Jam-"Vitalogy" >Pink Floyd-"A Collection of Great Dance Songs" >Pink Floyd-"Dark Side of the Moon" >P.O.D.-"Satellite" >The Presidents of the United States of America-"The Presidents of the United States of America" >The Presidents of the United States of America-"The Presidents of the United States of America II" >Primus-"Pork Soda" >Radiohead-"Hail to the Thief" >Rage Against the Machine-"Evil Empire" >The Ramones-"Ramones-Mania" >Rancid-"....And Out Come the Wolves" >Red Hot Chili Peppers-"Californication" >Red Hot Chili Peppers-"One Hot Minute" >Red Hot Chili Peppers-"What Hits?!" >Red Hot Chili Peppers-"Blood Sugar Sex Magik" >Reel Big Fish-"Turn the Radio Off" >Rites of Spring-"Rites of Spring" >Screaming Trees-"Dust" >Sex Pistols-"Nevermind the Bollocks, Here's the Sex Pistols" >Frank Sinatra-"The Very Good Years" >Slipknot-"Iowa" >Smashing Pumpkins-"Greatest Hits" >Smashing Pumpkins-"Adore" >Smashing Pumpkins-"Siamese Dream" >Smashing Pumpkins-"Machina/THE MACHINES OF GOD" >*Smashing Pumpkins-"Mellon Collie and the Infinite Sadness" >SmashMouth-"Fush Yu Mang" >Soil-"Scars" >Stone Temple Pilots-"Greatest Hits" >Sugar Ray-"14:59" >Sugar Ray-"Floored" >Superjoint Ritual-"Use Once and Destroy" >System of a Down-"Steal This Album" >Taproot-"Gift" >They Might Be Giants-"Indestructible Object" >They Might Be Giants-"A User's Guide to They Might Be Giants" >Thrice-"The Artist in the Ambulance" >Thursday-"Waiting" >Thursday-"Full Collapse" >Thursday-"War All the Time" >Toadies-"Rubberneck" >Tonic-"Lemon Parade" >Tripping Daisy-"i am an ELASTIC FIRECRACKER" >Underwater Sleeping Society-"Pinetrees EP" >Underwater Sleeping Society-"Four Sparrows EP" >The Used-"The Used" >The Used-"Maybe Memories" >The Verve Pipe-"Villains" >The Vines-"Highly Evolved" >Vivaldi-"The Four Seasons" >Weezer-"Weezer" >Wild Colonials-"This Can't Be Life" -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Various Artists >"Atticus.....dragging the lake II" >"Depeche Mode Tribute" >"DooWop Memories" >"Rock N Roll Hits of the 50's" >"#1 Hits of the 50s" >"The Hard + The Heavy" >Dirty Martini sampler >"No Boundaries: A Benefit For Kosovar Refugees" >"Punk-O-Rama 7" >Punk-O-Rama >Punk-O-Rama 10" >"Off the Wall Volume IV" >"Cinema Beer Belly Volume 4" >"Hopelessly Devoted to You Vol.3 >"We're A Happy Family: A Tribute to the Ramones" >"Sampler: Volume 6" >"SNL25|Volume 2" >"SubPop 200" >"Victory Records Summer Sampler" >*"Vans Warped Tour Compilation Disc" -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Soundtracks >Star Wars: Episode I >The Faculty >M:i-2 >Resident Evil >Sailor Moon >Team America -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Personal Mixes >"AKA The Saddest Girl to Ever Hold a Martini" >Chick Maggot mix >"The College Mix" >"More Evil That Evil Dead 1 & 2" or "The Bruce Campbell Mix" >"The Fuck Yeah Mix" >"The Fuck Yeah Mix Pt.2" >"The Geico Mix" >"Geico Mix 2" >God Lives Underwater mix >"The Holy Grail of Mixes" >"Incubus Mix" >"The Jap Mix" >"Mayhem /the mix" >"NIN MIX" >"Now That's What I Call NOSTALGIA!" >"Pretentiousness Turnpike" >"Prettyness (with some ska thrown in)" >"Lizzy-fied Punkness" >"The Non-Punk Punk Mix" >"Not Another Punk Mix" >"Queen Mix" >"Smells Like Tori Amos" >"Utterly Random(Or Is It?)" -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Miscellaneous >"Nature's Symphonies: Midnight Storm" >"Echoes of Nature: Thunderstorm" >"Symphonic Rock"

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I am in all the coolest cults! ^_^ Become a minion, and you can be cool, too.
*PEER PRESSURE, PEER PRESSURE*

Colorbars:

I decided to take a few of my colorbars down; it was starting to become obscene how many I had! Anywho, you can see more here.

Penguins are pudgy love

Kurt Is Pisces-fucking-Jesus-man Love Another Sara-original

Bruce is Schmucky Love I'm getting good at these!!

Piper is Charmed Love

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