Welcome to my profile. I don't really care if you read my profile or not, but if you do I appreciate it. It's a good time killer. I wrote a lot in it this time, so it should keep you entertained for a good 5 minutes unless you are a slow reader. Note:Anything written in itallics is sarcasm. I am the result of two deaf mute kids getting together and fucking.Shortly thereafter my dad split, thus deeming me a bastard child. Two years later my mom found a replacement dad, who has been the only father I've ever known. My title of bastard child was removed and I was named Karri.When I was a baby I lived with my mom on streets and in cardboard boxes, til we moved to Andover into a double wide trailer with my replacement dad. I still reside in Andover,with a doped up step mother and a faggot of a step brother.(No offense to the fags out there.Though I don't think any gay or lesbian would actually call themselves a faggot.I could be wrong.)Anyway, continuing on with my life story. My mom went money crazy and fought with my dad, which resulted in a divorce. She is currently dating a married man in the projects of Warren,Ohio.Two years ago today, this wonderful woman, my step-mother and her son moved in. What a joyous day that was.Life has been so wonderful since she moved in. We all get along so well.Shortly after she moved in, I went insane and joined the army.Now I'm completly insane. But I get paid big bucks to be insane, so it's all good.Last year my step-mom and my dad,the fool he was got hitched.The wedding was wonderful, I just love weddings.I recently graduated high school, something I thought I would never accomplish because I was insane.I found out it doesn't take an idiot to graduate from Pymatuning Valley High School, becuase there were a lot of idiots that graduated.I'm currently at home waiting for the day that I get to leave Andover again.I will one day leave for good. [More About Me] I'm a quiet person who lives a quiet life. I tend to keep to myself most of the time, and I like to be left alone. I ignore anybody who tries to rile me up. I will ocassionally attack anybody who becomes unbearably annoying.(I need to specify that anybody who annoys me in person will be attacked.Anybody who annoys me online will be ignored.) I may seem unfriendly, but once you meet me and break through my wall of silence, I'm quite friendly.As of right now my life is quite boring. I'm just an average American Soldier in the Army Reserves. A weekend warrior, with the hopes of deploying sometime in the future. Serving your country in your own country can get boring afterwhile, you can't shoot anybody, and you can't blow things up. What fun is that? I have all these awesome weapons at my disposal and I can only shoot them at unmoving and non living targets. Blah. I know a few people that need to be shot, but I won't name names, big brother is watching.
[The Entertainment:] Movies: Sweeney Todd + Saw 1-4 + Across The Universe + The Hills Have Eyes 1&2 + Red Dragon + Silence Of The Lambs + White Noise + Porky's + We Were Soldiers + Hamburger Hill + Forest Gump + Saving Private Ryan + Zombie Honeymoon + House On Haunted Hill + James Bond Casino Royale + Wrong Turn + The Texas Chainsaw Massacre + The Nightmare Before Christmas + The Corpse Bride + Super Troopers + Resident Evil + Resident Evil Apocalypse + Wicked Little Things + The Rocky Horror Picture Show + V For Vendetta + Finding Nemo + Not Another Teen Movie + The Killing Fields + Good Bye Lennon + Enemy At The Gates + 300 + The Secret Garden + Pitch Black + The Chronicals Of Riddick + The Ring + Cold Mountain + Jarhead + Full Metal Jacket + The God Father + The Boondock Saints + 40 Year Old Virgin + Rose Red + In the Mouth of Madness + The Haunting + Superbad + Hostel + Silent Hill + Happy Feet + Harold And Kumar Escape From Guantanamo Bay + Cloverfield + Alien Vs. Predator + Otis + 21 + The Bank Job + Doomsday + Resident Evil Extinction + Books: Slaughter House Five + The Kite Runner + Fahrenheit 451 + Accident + 1984 + The Handmaid's Tale + The Red Badge Of Courage + Plague Year + The Chocolate War + T.V Shows: Futurama + Family Guy + Invader Zim + The Grim Adventures Of Billy and Mandy + The Fairly Odd Parents + Cold Case + CSI + NCIS + Without A Trace + Reba + 8 Simple Rules + Are You Being Served? + Mad TV + The Simpsons + Tom and Jerry + Scooby Doo + Deal Or No Deal + Supernatural + Foster's Home For Imaginary Friends + Puca + Robot Chicken + Aqua Teen Hunger Force + Games: Oblivion The Elder Scrolls IV + Guitar Hero 2 & 3 + Condemed 2: Bloodshot + Resident Evil 4 + Tony Hawk's Proskater 3 + Halo 3 + Madden 07 + Assasins Creed + The Darkness + Metal Gear Solid 2:Sons Of Liberty + Call Of Duty 4 + F.E.A.R + Need For Speed: Carbon + SSX Tricky + Spyro: Year Of The Dragon + 007: Golden Eye(Nintendo 64) + Yoshi's Story + Pokemon Diamond + Pokemon Leaf Green + Unreal Tournament 3 + Gears Of War + Madden 09 + Grand Theft Auto 4 + The Music: + Depeche Mode + Otep + Bauhaus + Tool + Nine Inch Nails + The Dresden Dolls + Killswitch Engage + Creature Feature + Wednesday 13 + Combichrist + Godsmack + System Of A Down + Dave Gahan + Mushroomhead + 45 Grave + Nirvana + Billy Talent + The Birthday Massacre + Atreyu + Das Ich + Alien Sex Fiend + Orgy + Dope + Lamb Of God + Jack Off Jill + The 69 Eyes + Marilyn Manson + Diskonnected + Fear Factory + Chimaira + Within Temptation + Rob Zombie + The Misfits + The A.K.A.S + Blink-182 + Rammstein + Korn + Assemblage 23 + VNV Nation + Angelspit + Linkin Park + Anti-Flag + Billy Idol + The Used + Grendel + Suicide Commando + Modulate + Zombie Girl + Mudvayne + The Rasmus + Christian Death + The Ramones + Metallica + Skid Row + Cinderella + Poison + In Strict Confidence + AFI + 3 Inches Of Blood + Angels On Acid + Mindless Self Indulgence + Motley Crue + Adema + Poets Of The Fall + Darude + Basshunter + Juno Reactor + Hole + The Horrors + Siouxsie And The Banshees + Cinema Strange + Doomsday Refreshment Committee + Haste The Day + XP8 + Funker Voygt + Faderhead + Celldweller + Greenday(old) + Mortal Love + She Wants Revenge + John Lennon + Oasis + Bullet For My Valentine + Angry Amputees + In Flames + Orgy + Children Of Bodom + Rise Against + The Cure + Pink Floyd + Koffin Kats + The Spill Canvas + Steel Train + Bad Brains + Apoptygma Berzerk + The Cruxshadows + Chevelle + Ill Nino + Spineshank + Martin Gore + Daft Punk + Type O Negative + Scarling + Eighteen Visions + Moby + Phantom Planet + Moby + Left Spine Down + Anthrax + Atari Teenage Riot + The Explosion + The Suicide Machines + | [Concerts: Past Present Future] Jan. 31st 2007 Cradle Of Filth/The 69 Eyes/Three Inches of Blood Sept. 16 2007 Atreyu/Haste The Day/It Dies Today/So They Say Dec. 22nd 2007 Chimaira Feb. 28 2008 Creature Feature/The A.K.A.S/Wednesday 13 Aug. 31 2008 ZZ Top/ Bowling For Soup No Upcoming Shows |
