I'm not supposed to be within two hundred feet of a school... or a Chuck E. Cheese.

So anybody with any bit of intelligence has got to be pissed off because if they see how things are in the world, they're not going to be happy with it.-Marilyn Manson

Why should we believe in a god, that doesnt believe in us?-Marilyn Manson

I was never afriad of what was under the bed. I wanted it but never got it. I became it. -- Marilyn Manson

Never Trust A Guy In A Tunic.

I'm not supposed to be within two hundred feet of a school... or a Chuck E. Cheese.

Tigers love pepper... they hate cinnamon.

WELL MY NUTS HALF WAY UP MY ASS BUT OTHER THEN THAT I'm JUST PERFECT!

I didn't f***in' try and kill myself! If I wanted to kill myself, I'd f***in' kill myself. I'd be awesome at it. Shotgun to the dick."

Fuck this clown.

You're like a giant... cock blocking robot, like developed in a secret fucking government lab.

But whats real? You cant find the truth. You just pick the lie you like best. As long as you know everythings a lie, you cant hurt yourself-Marilyn Manson

I Dont Have To Hang Out With You Dildoes!

You ask me one more question and I'm beating the shit out of you.

I am an evil giraffe, and I shall eat more leaves from this tree then prehaps I should, so that other giraffes may die

I can't get the fuckin' trees, DAMN I will kill everyone in the world!

I POKED A BADGER WITH A SPOON!!

Never agree to plastic surgery if the doctor's office is full of portraits by Picasso.

I intend to live forever - so far, so good

To All You Virgins: Thanks For Nothing.

I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.

My hair reeks of homosexuality.

His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.

not only are you not the girl i fell in love with, but from the looks of it, you ate her

so he stopped for a second, looked up at me and said in a really creepy voice, "I can has cheeseburger?" and then went back to eating me out.

well since you're still married, you will be paying for my abortion right?

She called me Spock and proceeded to ask me to 'teach her the ways of the force'. I just couldn't do it after that. No way am I fucking a girl who can't tell the difference between Star Wars and Star Trek.

This was worse than the time that I shot a bald eagle.

You broke her grandpas urn and ran your hand through his ashes claiming it was pixie dust. I think thats why shes mad at you..

Would you like to blur the lines between friendship and lesbianism tonight?

It's not my fault I help girls realize they're lesbians.

"Why am i still wearing pants??

Your mothers pussy was probably the most bitter thing i've ever tasted.

IM GOING TO WATCH PORN REGARDLESS *is talking to my mother*

HELP ME TOUCH MYSELF I'm DOING IT WRONG!!! *to my friend jess, as she walked out of a walmart bathroom*

to me; if you could have dinner w/ anyone dead or alive who would it be?
me; My grandpa..but i want him to still not be alive...

sean; we should have 10 kids and name them all leroy. but if they're jewish *shows swatsika*
me: i'll eat them
Sean; YEA
Me; and its kosher too.

kari...i think my farmville sheep are giving me bedroom eyes."

Kari, When I Die, I Want You To Fuck My Corpse..-sean

"kari...i made a decision last night..." "what?" "well...i had just got done masterbating...."

me: i'm pansexual
george; whats that?
dez: she is only attracted to the greek god pan.

"kari, we have a huge problem...i think im black.." "its okay brooke...they have medicine for that now adays.

"i want to hump you leg, but i know that if i start doing that...you'll start humping me, then we'll get nowhere."
If A Black Guy Squints...He's Gay -brooke