One of the universal truths that lie just beyond the fabric of society is the axiom that geeks, along with nerds and other people who over invest in intelligence but boast underdeveloped social skills, make the best lovers. Once people realize this, the sexual revolution that will sweep through western culture will make the seventies look like the fifties, and I'm not talking about the wider pants. The reasons why geeks are unparalleled as lovers are simple and many:
Geeks don't sleep around.Geeks, through their higher IQ and therefore greater understand of the tragedy of human condition, know that the dice only seem to have more sides on the other side of the table. Hence, they instinctively stay loyal to their lovers through think and thin. Their social skills are also not well developed enough to support an affair, and frankly, geeks generally aren't quite sure how they ended up with the lover they have attracted. When you date a geek, you know the geek will be yours until you are done.
Geeks are good at the things they try. When's the last time you met a geek who didn't have some secret skill just simmering below the surface of a simple-seeming life, honed in the wee hours of the night? It could be hacking, playing video games, or the ability to insert or remove those stupid computer power plug things from drives without cursing or breaking a finger. Let sex become their new favorite late-night hobby, and you know that a geek won't quit until he or she has learned how to hack into your brain stem through specific genitalia interfacing in parallel with general dermal and oral bonding.
Geeks are not interested in status. Geeks became geeks because they chose to spend their time doing things that would not necessarily make them popular with everyone else in school, like sports and fashion. The ability to resist peer pressure is important to a geek. This means that a geek is more interested in their or your happiness than looking good to others, which will come in handy when either (a) you need attention, in any sort ranging from the nurturing to the lascivious, and also, because both of those things are not necessarily unorthagonal dimensions, any combination of the two, or (b) you need to be rescued because it is the climax of a teen 80's movie. Or both.
Geeks haven't formed bad habits. After years of serially dating lots of other woman, many socially successful guys have become too confident to be intimate, think of woman only for sex, and don't have any intention of letting what in their minds is "just another girlfriend" enjoy the last spring roll. Let us not even pry into the diabolical, dark, twisted, and depraved mind of the girl who serially dated many men. None of this is true of the geek,however. The lack of past romantic partners allows the geek to approach lovers with the zest of the neophyte. Geeks are not full of romantic confidence; however, once coaxed from their emotional holes like tame bunnies, they are eager to please and enjoy their newfound relationship.
Geeks can concentrate. Geeks can focus their energy on one task with the intensity of a hunting cheetah. Granted, the task they are focusing on may have more to do with hunting orcs with a +1 Sword of Piercing rather than hunting gazelles with claws, but the fact remains that a geek, once set upon a task and given Mountain Dew, become a tireless slave to their goal. Put a six-pack of Dew on the bedside table and a geek between the sheets, and you have found yourself one relentless lover. When's the last time all night actually meant all night? When's the last time you were with someone who, if they needed more of the night, knew how to get it?
Geeks have excellent finger dexterity. Geeks roll dice. Geeks play video games. Geeks flip pages in books. Geeks type a lot, and use characters like ~ and ^ and | that no one else has any use for. Geeks use calculators in postfix notation. As a result, a geek knows how to use his or her fingers to greatest possible effect. Whether you have a button that needs pushing or a joystick that needs joy, a geek is the person for the job.
Geeks have imagination. Once you have found your amazing lover, you wouldn't want things to become boring. That is where geeks prove their real worth. Replayability is important to value-conscious video-game playing geek, and this translates to relationships as well. Wouldn't you want to date someone who has created a Quake 3 mod? Wouldn't you want to date someone who has written steamy Everquest fan fiction involving elven incest? Wouldn't you want to date someone who wished they were Morpheus rather than someone who wished they were Barry Bonds?
They are plenty of other reasons why geeks are the best lovers around, but don't just take my word for it. Find the nearest sexy geek and coax that person into asking you out, even if you have to do so using instant messenger. Remember, the only non-sexy geek is a single geek.
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Apparently a lot more people come here then I realized...
May 07, 2013, 02:58:am
Holy crap Im rated by 42 people o.O
I didnt realize that until today.
I pretty much never look at my own profile, let alone that ratings bar, but apparently I'm noticed more then I realized, to include rated down for some of my opinions I think lol.
Oh well, who cares, I wonder how low it will get if I keep being so vocal with my thoughts though lol.
Let the down ratings continue!
mwahahaha
I personally hate sexism.
I hate bias due to sex or gender even.
For those of you who do not understand the difference- Sex has to do with your XY chromosomes and you will never change it in your life, you are either male or female with the very rare exception; Gender however is based on what you personally identify as.
I believe everyone is born as an individual with various physical features and flaws capable at excelling at certain things often at random due to genetics. I believe that we are all people and should be treated equally, with the understanding that some guys are twigs that don't work out and will get their asses kicked by girls, and some girls choose to be dainty and could get their asses kicked by even twig men. Strength is not specific to your gender and there are some amazingly talented men and women out there.
This is only one example of my belief.
To go along with this I believe that every woman that wants to vote, deserves to have that right. On the flip-side of this though, that means that if you want to be treated equally then you get both the benefit and responsibility. This means that every woman that elects to have these rights, should be required by law to sign up for the draft. For those men and women who should elect to forfeit their rights, then yes I believe they should be exempt so long as the draft does not get extended to members who chose to forfeit the right, and given the volume of willing volunteers I do not see this to be an issue.
Furthermore all members of the military should be required to maintain exactly the same standards. I believe that every woman that is capable and elects to join the military should damn well be given every right that a man has. The military is however currently doing the female gender a huge disservice by giving them lower requirements. Females often only have to perform 50% as well as a male to pass their physical requirements, which sets them up for failure in a combat zone, because with the exception of those who go above and beyond, all women are being made into liabilities and the weakest links in the chain.
I believe every woman has the right to be treated equally and furthermore should be given just as much responsibility as their male counterparts. To give one without the other is degrading to our society and furthermore extremely bad ethics.
Sexism runs rampant today.
often today it is heralded in by none other then Feminists.
There are men and women who love to wear lingerie and feel sexy wearing them.
There are also many feminists who persecute other women who choose to wear lingerie irregardless of the why of why they wear it.
Furthermore it has become common practice to judge an entire gender by a limited number of experiences.
There are a large number of women who meet a few, or even a few dozen men who are complete scumbags and from then on they choose to hate men or "become lesbian" because of their poor experience with them. This is sexism. To judge an entire gender because of your experience with any number of other members of that gender is inappropriate and equivelant to me telling you that I hate all gay people because I met a gay man once that stole from me and thus all gay people are pieces of shit.
That is fucked up.
You are not a lesbian, you are just a sexist bitch.
Lesbians I understand and have no issue with. I honestly wish that we could all just be pansexuals but I understand that that will never happen, some of us just cannot make the connection necessary to have it occur. It is the people that are being sexist pricks that give real lesbians a bad name as "man haters". Lesbians do not hate men, they just don't find them sexually appealing and any douche nozzle that thinks otherwise needs to grow up and understand that his penis is just not that interesting. On the other hand, some women that have been burned by previous relationships with men, become "man haters" , and often they have not had many relationships or any with a female so they begin to call themselves lesbians out of ignorance.
News flash, there are fuckers in both the male and female gender so please stop being a sexist asshole. This goes the same with men, please understand. You are not fucking gay just because you keep choosing to date cheating whores. How about you grow up and get some standards before you judge the entire female sex.
Also, to make comments against members of a gender without having met/talked with them, as I see often on this site, is sexist. You sexist bastards.
Also side note - queer does not mean you are gay or lesbian.
Queer is an umbrella term for sexual and gender minorities that are not heterosexual, heteronormative, or gender-binary.
Please if you use the word queer, explain further what you mean by it.
An example is, I have a queer friend who is Gender Fluid. She loves the cock but identifies primarily as a mix of male and female. She is not gay, she is not a lesbian. She is Gender Fluid. She is queer.
So to summarize because I got off work about an hour ago and its 4 in the morning and I'm beginning to ramble and lose coherence.
Men and woman should be treated equally to include responsibility.
This means every individual you talk to, you should talk to as an individual and not a sex or gender when it comes to judgments.
(otherwise you might as well say you hate all black people cause its the same damn fucking thing)
Queer is an umbrella term, so please explain what it means for you.
I was going somewhere more with this but I forget. so gnight.
Your love is like finger nails on a chalkboard
Your love is like throwing myself overboard
A breakdown on a motorway
A heart attack on Christmas day
Like scaling a cliff then falling off
Like trying not to cough
And I didn't see this one coming, now I'm in too deep
I didn't see this one coming, now I'm in too deep
I think I'll just keep swimming down, down, down
There's no point in trying to turn back now
I'm drowned
I'm drowned
Your love is like sand inside a bathing suit
Your love is a symphony with the sound on mute
A letter sent to the wrong address
Or red wine on a wedding dress
Like broken bones in my playing hand
Like trying to swallow sand
Cos I didn't see this one coming, now I'm in too deep
I didn't see this one coming, now I'm in too deep
I think I'll just keep swimming down, down, down
There's no point in trying to reach dry ground
I'm drowned
I'm drowned
Your love is like one last breath of salty air
Your love is like a map that leads to nowhere
A wine glass on a concrete floor
The overuse of metaphor
The straight ahead in a sideways glance
Like the misstep in a dance
Cos I didn't see this one coming, now I'm in too deep
I didn't see this one coming, now I'm in too deep
I think I'll just keep swimming down
There's no point in turning round
The best part of killing someone is the look on their face
It's that look
Not when they're threatened
Not when you hurt 'em
Not even when the they see the knife
It's just when they feel the knife go in
It is common today for people to believe it is your responsibility to put the toilet seat down after you have used the toilet if you are a male. I thoroughly disagree with this.
Why should I do anything aside from adjust the toilet for myself?
How hard is it to adjust the toilet seat? The difficulty is on par with wiping your own ass. If you are capable of wiping your ass then you are damn well capable of adjusting the seat for yourself.
This is why I will never adjust the toilet seat aside from prior to use.
It's simple and you should be self sufficient enough to do it yourself.
If you have been potty trained and are an adult then I don't ever want to hear a complaint.
If it is something you do because of your D/s or out of tradition or some form of civil code you personally keep that is one thing, however if that is not the case then I do not understand why anyone should feel obliged to do this.
Now the only argument I have heard is that a female may fall into the toilet.
Are you that much of a fucking child that you can't look before you do something? When I have to take a shit I have always had the common sense to adjust the toilet as necessary and be aware of my surroundings enough to understand when this needs to be done. I have never in my life fallen into the toilet.
The follow up to this was that some females get out of bed in the middle of the night and use the toilet and again have this issue. Again, this is no excuse. Spend the fucking second to look before you leap as it were. In all my life I have never fallen into the toilet due to this, nor have I ever pissed all over the seat because I didn't take the half second to look before I let fly.
Instead of requiring others to adjust their lives for you how about you just learn how to use a toilet like you should have as a child. Learn to be self sufficient enough so that someone doesn't need to hold onto your fucking hand when you need to take a shit or piss.
If you require this then perhaps you should be either living in a nursing home or with some form of assisted living. Grow up.
The better argument is some men cant aim and there is piss on the toilet seat I personally dont give a shit if the seat is up or down cause I'll adjust it for myself as long as there isn't piss on the seat .-.
The men who cannot aim is not an excuse either. They should stop being inconsiderate assholes and clean up after themselves.Just like the women who drip on the seat should also clean up after themselves.
Since he has his block button hidden I figured id show you what to copy and paste into your address bar so you can block him if you Happen to give him 1 rating of 1 or a negative 10 or something lolol
He and this one girl were ganging up on another VF member that was trying to inform them that they were being sexist and ignorant. They apparently don't understand that "Patriarchy" is specifically relating to the male gender and the female was saying it was a belief system that was of both genders (ie both males and females being the leaders) of course they are wrong and patriarchy is specifically just male. When the guy tried to correct them and inform them what it really meant and how they were being rude and ignorant they instead made fun of him and said he had no idea what he was talking about and just continued to ignore reality. I posted a long line of facts and definitions and referenced them to some reading material and this time the guy of the two jerks went off. I rated him a one. went away and came back and he took the time to rate pretty much everything or actually everying I had as low as as he could, so when i click to my profile then click to see who had rated me such i get sent to his profile and he calls me a stalker. i got angry and was kinda stupid and basically fed the troll. The guys a douche though and even after i told him that he was being ignorant and he was the one obsessing apparently cause he took the time to go everything on my profile while I just rated him a one then left. i should have taken the time to block him but I honestly didnt realize he was that much of a douche. I honestly don't care about my rating on here, it just annoyed me this guy kept going off like he was in the right when he wasnt. It was like trying to tell someone that gravity exists and they just screamed that it was your opinion and They were right because they could quote themselves saying they were right. I honestly cannot comprehend how mentally retarded the person has to be. It makes me wish they would euthanize based on IQ levels in america. So many ignorant people in the country.I'm prolly rambling. I got off work about 12 hours ago and only slept a few hours yesterday. probably part of the reason this annoyed me so much.
Im being serious. I've got a room opening up and Would like to find a roommate if possible. I know its unlikely but hey might as well not like it could hurt lol
