I haven't done one of these long surveys in awhile, gonna do one last one for 2012.
Which colour would best describe your current mood? - black
Does bad grammar annoy you? - no i find it funny
Who played the last concert you went to? - i think the rumble strips
What's your opinion on winter? - depressing, cold and gray
How many plants are there in the room you're in? - none
Are you wearing anything in your hair at the moment? nah, not even gel
Are your first impressions of people usually wrong? - yea im a terrible judge of character
What was the last book you read, and how did you find it? - Master of the Senate by Robert Caro about Lyndon Johnson and I cant remember how i found out about it
Do you prefer green or red apples? - green ones are sweeter
Which room in your house is your favourite? - my bedroom
What was the last thing you microwaved? - some fried chicken, i usually put stuff in the toaster oven instead
Tell me something interesting about one of your close relatives: - my aunt met Elvis
Do you often take the bus to get to places? - nope, a handful of times in my life
If somebody gave you a kitten to keep as a pet, what would you name it? - Ziggy
If you could travel back to any decade, which one would you travel to? - the late 70s, I think it looked cool
Did you used to like making dens as a child? - a den? what kid builds rooms lol
Are you currently listening to music? - no
Any languages you would like to learn? - spanish better and french
Do you like the smell of freshly-mown grass? - yea its ok
Does it really grind your gears when people constantly quote Family Guy? - no i do it a lot lol
How many tabs do you have open in your browser? wow 23!
Do you like to play Mario? - yea sometimes, I like Mario Kart 64
Ever flown a kite? - i've tried but it wouldn't fly, like Charlie Brown lol
What's your favourite topping for toast? - cream cheese
What colour is the front door of your house? - brown? lol
Can I stand under your umbrella? yea of course
If given the oppurtunity, would you employ a monkey-servant? - no thats something that would horribly backfire
Rastafarianism - discuss: - isnt that a racist religion? i dont know much about it
Do you know anybody who is completely bald? - yea i know some bald headed people but not completely hairless
Do you put decorations up for Christmas? - nah but i would if i lived somewhere where i could
You have to paint a room in your house bright orange, which do you choose? - why do i have to? lol
Your least favourite flavour of icecream: - coffee, ew
Would you rather have a leather or denim jacket? - denim, i have a lot of leather
Would you like to meet the queen? - not particularly
What's your full name backwards? - SSENISUB RUOY FO ENON
^ without any vowels? - FFO SSP
Do you like elephants? - yea, theyre so smart
Have you ever destroyed something of high value? - yea, not like a faberge egg or anything but I accidentally destroyed a valuable book when drunk
Do you prefer juice or soda? - juice
Do you often listen to the radio? - not the actual radio but lots of howard stern clips on youtube
Can you imitate a southern American accent well? - yea, i lived there lol
Can you read maps? - yes very well and thats a dying skill
Do you think that bacon and maple syrup is a good combination? - omg yea i love it
Do you have any piercings? - no
Own a lot of hats? - i guess so if more than 15 is a lot
Do you get a lot of earwax (don't be shy)? - lol no
Which musical instrument would you like to learn to play? - guitar
How do you solve a problem like Maria? - with soap?
Would you rather swim in the sea or in a pool? - a pool
Preferred alcoholic beverage: - a cold beer or whisky and soda
Did you go camping this summer? - no i h8 camping
How is your eyesight? - not bad but its gone downhill i think
Are you into this whole vampire thing? - nah, vampires suck, the movie "vampires suck" also sucks
What's a colour that you would never ever dye your hair? - white would probably be the only one. Also probably no natural colors like brown or natural red
How many sugars do you take in tea? - regular tea, none. iced tea like 10 lol, love sweet tea
Would you like to travel to India? - hell no, it seems depressing, hot and crowded and its a 20 hr flight
Do you live in a city? - inner suburbs
Would you say you were a fickle character? - sometimes
What was your favourite TV show as a kid? - full house
Are you a fussy eater? - not really, i like most things
Can you dance? - no way, im the one latino who cant dance lol
Do you find green eyes attractive? - yea
Do you prefer to watch films at home or in the cinema? - home so i can sprawl out on the couch
Can you remember New Year's Eve on the 30/12/1999? - vaguely, i stayed home because i had no friends lol. I watched the MTV countdown of the yrs best videos lol
Do you have a fringe? - no
Do you like any films with Barbara Streissand in them? - hmm no
Which breed of dog do you find most scary? - rottweilers
What's the secret to your success? - what success?
Do you keep any photos in your wallet? - no, i used to of my gf until we broke up
Anyone you really miss right now? - yea
Did you know that all the fish are dying out? - yea i hear that, its scary
Would you ever wear a white tuxedo? - yea id look so sharp lol
Do you judge a book by its cover? - no thats dumb
Do you like chips and dips? - o yea, like nachos and salsa or chips and sour creme and onion dip
Last time you went on a rollercoaster: wow like more than a decade ago, and it was a kids party so it was like a kiddy coaster
Ever been to a pottery class? - in school, yea
Does your milkshake bring all the boys to the yard? - no why would it
Who was the last person to stay over at your house? - i think my cousin?
Do you like red lipstick? - yea
Can you recall your country's national anthem? - yea the Star Spangled Banner
Do you believe in ghosts? - not sure
Which sweets/candy would you put into your dream pic'n'mix? - wtf is a pic and mix?
If you had a boat, where would you sail in your boat? - Big Sur, Catalina, NYC, London
Can you rap? - yea surprisingly
Are you a light sleeper? - no way
When you were young, did you ever pretend to "marry" somebody? - lol i dont think so, thats funny tho
What is your favourite Disney film? - Cinderella
Do you prefer brown or white bread? - brown
Have you ever spent an entire day in bed? - yea, when ive been really sick, hungover or when i had my wisdom teeth out
Don't you just find it annoying when people get too much plastic surgery? - yea its sad, look how nikki cox ruined herself with her duck lips
How high's your pain threshold? - i dont know, maybe average
What would you wear to a red carpet event? - a plaid looking tux with punk band pins in it
Whose birthday is next, out of all the people you know? - my friend i think
What kind of coat are you going to wear in the winter? - a leather one or this wool one i have
Did you ever go through a Goth phase? - nah
Do you find architecture interesting? - yea i read about it a lot online
When on the computer do you ever think about how it all works? - no it'd explode my head
How many songs are there in your iTunes library? - without looking, 46000
Do you like Irish accents? - kinda but they can be annoying
Describe the worst date you've ever been on: - i went on a hayride and the girl was creepy
When did you last go to the park? - i think 3 months ago
Which two animals would you breed together to make a hybrid? - a monkey and a human, id call it a pimpanzee lol
Do you ever forget how to walk? - only in dreams
Do you own a Jesus bracelet? - nooo way
How far out can you stick your tongue? - not far, it seemed long when i was a kid but i guess i grew into it
Do you like David Bowie? - love him
Would you eat a live cockroach if it made you a millionaire? - definitely
Does it annoy you when you feel like people aren't really listening? - no then i start saying crazy things like "oh i ate a baby last night"
Are you the type who usually plays it safe? - yea but sometimes i go for big things like when i moved out of state
Do you want what you can't have? - yea
Ever been copied by somebody, clothing or style-wise? - yea in high school kids used to steal my jokes. still happens sometimes
Is there a point to clear nail varnish? - i guess to make your nails look shiny?
What is the latest time you've ever woken up? hard to distinguish where late meets early
Ever gotten into trouble over something you didn't really do? - yea my brother used to pin things on me
Are you currently ill? - no but i have arm pain
Don't you just hate being corrected? - yea on big things
Are there any really beautiful buildings close to where you live? - not super close but DC has some of the best buildings in the world
Natural or artificial? - artificial
Who do you think about most? - myself, im self absorbed
Do you have embarrasing parents? - god yes
How often do you use the word "poltent"? - wow i thought i knew a lot of words, is that real?
How's your grandmother? - both are kinda frail and sick
What in your opinion is the most annoying noise in the world? - omg this guy i know has the most irritating voice, really nasal and it sounds like he snorted a golf ball
Are you any good at writing? - yea i love to write
Can you speak any Spanish? - yea i took it for 5 yrs but still have trouble
Do you like things from the '50s? - yea! everything looked so elegant back then
Would you rather be skeletal or curvy? - skeletal, wtf guy would want to be curvy?
What's your favourite type of cloud? fluffy
What's something that really matters to you? - my head
Is there a word that people at your school say a lot? - im out but people used to say "lunchin" a lot
Have you ever been to jail? - nope
Opinion on snow? - i like sledding and making igloos but its more disruptive than good
How big is your tv? - 14 inches i think, it sucks
Do you know someone who would pretend to be pregnant just for attention? - omg yes ew
Whats the longest youve gone with out leaving your house? - probably like 3 days
Are these random? - yea sorta
Lets say youre a model. What are you modeling? - ideally cool coats. maybe sunglasses
Do you like dogs or cats more? - cats
Name 5 ingredients in a cookie. - flour, sugar, baking powder, plutonium, ribaldry
How many subjects did/does your school have? - college? like 800
Are your eyes breath-takingly beautiful? - nah theyre slanty
Anyone you wanna shout out to? - holla at Ray Romano
Would you die for the last person you texted? - pfft no
What color is your car? - burgundy
Whats on your mind at the moment? - why am i so tired
Is there any color you wear everyday? - nope
Do you flinch at the sight of blood? - nah not really
Write the lyrics to a nursery rhyme. - im a creature from outer space/i got a mean and ugly face
Are you an observent person? - no i could miss a ape dressed like a ballerina
How many pages was the last stack of papers you stapeled? - wow thats tough, probably 2
Do you take any medication? - no but i should
What are you best at drawing? grass lol
The time? 9:49 PM
Should you be doing something else? - yea, a million things
Are you sarcastic? - yea
I bet that answer was. - nope!
What did you want to be when you grew up 5 years ago? - i wanted to be a lawyer
Do you like to dress up? - yea
How many windows are there in the current room youre in? - II
Speacking of that, what room ARE you in? - bedroom
IF I TYPE IN ALL CAPS DOES IT SEEM LIKE IM YELLING AT YOU? - stop it.
WHAT IF I ADD "!" ?!?!!?! - stop it now.
I wasnt yelling, were straight(: The question is, do you yell a lot? - nope im basically a mute
If you could have a superpower itd be..? - invulnerability
Do you enjoy swimming? - yea very much
Is there anything wierd about your arms? - mine is in pain for no real reason
Are you scared of going over bridges? - just really long ones like the Bay Bridge
How do you feel about your (former) gym teacher? - i had a few, most were ok
When you swear, is it usually in general or directed at someone? - sometimes just random
Do you like driving when youre mad? - no, thats bad news
Favorite band? - cheap trick
Would you rather hit your ex or hit him/her with a truck? - lol messed
Whats the best dare you can dare someone to do in "truth or dare?" - dare them to tongue kiss their grandma!
3 Accents you like the sound of...
1. Scottish
2. Cajun
3. Brooklyn
3 Albums you love...
1. Different Class by Pulp
2. Whats the Story Morning Glory by Oasis
3. Cheap Trick by Cheap Trick
3 American states you've been to or want to visit...
1. California
2. New York
3. North Carolina
3 Animals you love...
1. bonobos
2. cats
3. lemurs
3 Things you like about your Appearance...
1. good hairline
2. nice lips
3. bubble butt
3 Things you don't like about your Appearance?
1. fat cheeks
2. fat stomach
3. small hands
Come celebrate my birthday with me, partying & clubbing this weekend in LA!
Also, if you're closer to SD & can't make it to LA, I'm planning another party when I return, so everyone plz let me know here, on Facebook or thru txt! 760-364-8900
I'm looking forward to seeing all my fiends & fellow instigators!
MY ______ :
name M.P.
gender male
age 29
height 5'7
weight 180
body type chubbs
eye color brown
natural hair color black
current hair color black
hair style/length brush cut
handedness right
race white/latin
heritage British/Japanese/Irish/Ecuadorian/Spanish/possibly African
clothing style pink
best physical feature ass
best personality trait humor
level of education college
current job wanker
current income zero point zero
desired job Suicide Girls photographer
desired income $10000000
Sesame Street alter ego probably Oscar the Grouch
Fairytale alter ego I wish Prince Charming but Humpty Dumpty
Mythological alter ego Robin Hood yo
nickname(s) the Blsnket, Blasto, the Stocking Footed Orator, Old Man Eloquent
religion/creed atheist
sexual orientation straight
status single
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MY FAVORITE ______ :
color blue
flower carnation
flavor of ice-cream choco
kind of candy peanut m&m
non-alcoholic drink koka kola
alcoholic drink beer
store wegmans
kind of car Delorean
time of day late night
month June
kind of weather sunny and mild
season summer
holiday/festival President's Day because I dont have to spend time with family
boardgame Mad Magazine game
childhood toy NES
video game Sonic the Hedgehog
arcade game pinball
sport to watch mma
sport to play soccer
food to eat meatball hoagie
food to make bread for some reason
snack to eat doritos
snack to make bagel with creme cheese
healthy food corn on the cob or spinach
junk food doritos
cereal cornflakes
section of the newspaper style
comic strip andy capp, love that abusive lazy drunk lol
kind of music rock
radio program howard stern show!
kind of humor observational
literary genre coming of age
kind of poetry limericks
magazine to look at mad
magazine to read new yorker and mad
television genre sitcom
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THIS or THAT or NEITHER
Fruits or Vegetables vegetables, i feel weird if i eat nonee but idc about fruit
Nuts or Berries nuts
Sweet or Sour sweet
Ketchup or Mustard ketchup but mustard has been gaining lately
Bottled Water or Tap tap, bottled is bad for the environment
Organic Food or the Standard Fare dont care
Coffee or Tea like iced tea way more but drink way more coffee
Pepsi or Coca-Cola coke
McDonald's or Burger King lately burger king
Chocolate or Vanilla choco
Milk Chocolate or White Chocolate or Dark Chocolate dark
M&Ms or Reese's Pieces or Skittles m&mz
Night or Day night
Hot or Cold hot
Gold or Silver gold
Town or the City wtf is the difference lol
Park or the Beach beach
Singles or Albums singles
Home-cooked Meal or Restaurant Fare restaurant
Clean the Bathroom or Clean the Kitchen probably bathroom, i enjoy cleaning it in a weird way
Love or Money money
Looks or Personality personality
Phone or In Person phone
Going Out or Hanging Out hanging
Clean-shaven or Facial Hair clean
e-Mail or a Letter letters are cool
Typewritten or Handwritten hand
Dogs or Cats tie, i love both
Birds or Fish bird
ASPCA or PETA aspca, peta is kind of out there
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DO YOU ______ :
smoke? not much but sometimes
drink? yea lol
do drugs? not much
exercise regularly? semi regularly
like to dance? no
like to sing? yes
daydream? yea
shower daily? no unf lol
tend to overeat or undereat? overeat
get motion sickness? nah
play the lottery? sometimes
wear glasses/contacts? no
wear any jewelry? i wear my spiked bracelets & necklace sometimes
wear makeup? usually not
have any piercings? no
have any tattoos? no
have any scars? a few small ones
have any allergies? nuts, lettuce, melon, bananas, kiwi, avocado
have any disabilities? i was born club footed but theyre normal now
get angry easily? yea
hold grudges? o yea lol
get road rage? not too much
tend to speed while driving? shh lol
get upset easily? yea
get embarrassed easily? yea
blush a lot? i think so
get disappointed easily? nah, never get hopes up
get frightened easily? no
have any (unusual) phobias? i have social anxiety
have difficulty trusting people? ya
prefer to find out for yourself or accept what others tell you? find oout myself
insist on evidence or go with your gut? evidence
fall in love easily? hell no
have a crush on anyone? honestly no, no one i know
smile/laugh a lot? nah not enough
tend to live in the past or look forward to the future? the past, the rent is cheaper
tend to make plans or go with the flow? plans
prefer the journey or the destination? destination
curse often? not really
pick your nose? yea!
pick at your scabs? o yes
bite your nails? nope
tend to procrastinate? yea
pee in the shower? not usually lol
keep your room/residence clean? no rats have set up a town
have good handwriting? yea
write poetry/music? yea
like to draw/paint? yes but not much lately
have any unusual hobbies? i collect napkins & soaps lol. also 40 oz malt liquor bottles & mad magazines
belong to any clubs/organizations? the losers club
read the newspaper? occasionally, i read the free one at the metro
read magazines? yes
read books? yea
watch sports? not much but sometimes
watch soap operas? if degrassi and dallas count, yes
watch talk shows? yeas
watch cartoons? yea
watch reality shows? only pawn stars
know anyone famous? nah, sux
like to keep up to date on celebrity gossip? yea im a looser
have a celebrity crush? yea a ton, i like kristin stewart a lot
live in the moment? no
adapt to new situations easily? not really im too ocd
think you are good-looking? yea sure
care about what others think of your appearance? yea since im single
value your reputation? nah i dont care
believe horoscopes are accurate? hellz no
believe in fate? no
believe that life is fair? def not
believe that good always triumphs over evil? no way
believe in people? never can
tend to see the good in people/things? no
believe in miracles? no
believe that people have souls? no
believe in life after death? no
believe in ghosts? probably not
believe that life has meaning? no
believe that abortion is wrong? no
believe in the death penalty? no
believe in reincarnation? no
believe that you will live to see the end of the world? doubt it
believe that war is wrong? not always
believe there is life on other planets? yes im certain
believe in UFOs? its possible that they've come to earth
believe in aliens? yes
believe in evolution? yes
believe that everyone should be treated the same? disabled people should get special treatment
tend to follow the Golden Rule or the Platinum Rule? wtf is the platinum rule?
believe that respect earns respect? sure
vote? usually
still live with your parents? yea
have any brothers/sisters? 3 bros
have a good relationship with your parents? somewhat
have a good relationship with your siblings? sorta
have a good relationship with your extended family? no
have a lot of friends? no i barely have any
have any pets? my dawg
live with roommates? no
want to get married? no way i dont need that
want to have children? no
believe in yourself? really no
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CAN YOU ______ :
play an instrument? guitar a bit
drive a car/truck? car
change the oil in your car? yea
sail/operate watercraft? nah
fly a plane? wow no
cook? yes very well
sew? yea i did today
do your own laundry/ironing? yea
dance? no
sing? yessssss
whistle? yea
speak more than one language? yea spanish
play any sports? soccer, basketball
defend yourself? yea
type? not like with the home keys but still pretty fast
stick to a budget? yea
balance your checkbook? i forget to do that lol
program your VCR/TiVo? yea, i still use a vcr lol
tie a tie? yea
HAVE YOU EVER ______ :
been drunk? i am now
been high? yea a few times
dyed your hair? yea it turned orange
been beaten up? yea
broken a bone? im not sure, i think i broke my rib but not 100% sure
had surgery? only when i was a baby, i had to have my eyes fixed
shoplifted? yes lol
skipped class/school? yea
cheated on a test? i think but dont remember
been caught cheating on a test? no
received detention? yea
been suspended/expelled from school? no
run away from home? nah
thought of killing yourself? yea in some darker moments
tried to kill yourself? yea wow
been pulled over by the police? yea
been arrested? not really, was held in custody once
been in jail? no
been robbed? yea
been fired? no
quit your job before you could be fired? no
laughed so hard you cried? haha yea one time when i made fun of my brother i was almost crying
donated to charity? yes
gone scuba diving? no
gone skydiving? no
been outside of the country? nah, cant afford it
fired a gun? yea a bb tho
been in love? yes
had your heart broken? yea
broken someone else's heart? yes
been on a mercy date? no i dont think so
dated your best friend? i considered my ex gf my best friend so yea
sent a love letter? nah
made a mix tape/CD for anyone? yea i made some for my girl
lost someone close to you? my dog died last wk
seen or felt the presence of a ghost? no
sung/performed on stage? yea karaoke & did stand up
played Truth or Dare? no
played Spin the Bottle? no i wish
lied to get out of doing something undesirable? fairly often
ditched your friends/family for a boyfriend/girlfriend? i think so
had an epiphany? yea you have to be a moron to never get them
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ARE YOU ______ :
shy or outgoing? shy
uptight or laid back? uptight
messy or organized? messy
living comfortably or just getting by? barely getting by
impulsive or deliberate? deliberate
stubborn or know when to give in? stubborn
patient or impatient? patient
spontaneous? not as much
a virgin? no
trustworthy? yea
loyal? kinda
dependable? sometimes
a good friend? no
good with children? not really
polite in most circumstances? yea
punctual? no
reliable? mildly
considerate? yea
reasonable? hopefully
quick to judge people? i try not to be
the jealous type? nooooo
confident? about some things
self-conscious? yea very much
a perfectionist? no
in shape? no way, i get winded licking a stamp
creative? yea
more of an optimist or a pessimist? pessimist
more of a leader or a follower? leader
more of a Democrat or a Republican? democrat
more of a liberal or a conservative? liberal
more of a talker or a listener? listener, i hate talking
more likely to get involved or mind your own business? myob
more likely to greet someone or be greeted? be greeted
more likely to be included or excluded from group activities? excluded
saving for retirement? nah but i should
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WOULD YOU EVER ______ :
adopt a child? no
lend someone money knowing that they would never pay you back? yea
do someone a favor knowing they would never do the same for you? yea
donate your organs/body? yea i am
become a vegetarian/vegan for someone? no
work at a fast food restaurant? if i had to
kill yourself to save someone else? hard to say
admit to a wrongdoing to protect someone else? a minor oone
fight in a war? if i had to
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THE SHORTS:
How long have you lived in your current location? 3 yrs
How many times have you moved in your life? probably 12
How many states have you lived in? 4
How many states have you been in? 19
How many other countries have you been in? none
Do you look more like your mother or your father? father
Do you act more like your mother or your father? mother
Are you parents still together or divorced or.....? married
Are any of your grandparents still alive? yea, all of them
Have you met any of your great-grandparents? i think i met 3 of them, theyre all dead now
Name two people (non family) you will never forget bill cosby and howard stern because i see their stuff a lot
Who would you most likely call if you were in trouble? mom
Who would you most likely go to with a problem? mom
What/Where is your favorite place to go when you're upset? my room
Who was your first childhood friend? wow i have no idea, blocked out most of mine
---Are you still friends with this person? no
Who is your best friend? dont have one
---How long have you known him/her?
Did you have a crush on anyone as a child? yea lol, i usually liked the white girls
Who/When was your first adolescent crush? i cant recall
Who/When was your last (most recent) crush? dunno
How old were you when you went on your first date? i think like 19 lol
When was your last (most recent) date? i dont remember, been awhile lol
Who/When was your first (romantic) kiss? cant remember, i was drunk lol
Who/When was your last (most recent) kiss? cant remember, i was drunk lol
What kind of first impression do you make? im a creep lol
Is that the kind of impression you're trying to make? obviosuly not
What is the compliment you receive most often from other people? that im smart
What criticism do you receive most often from other people? im a selfish jerk
When would you say was the best time of your life (so far)? no way
Do you think the best has yet to come or has it already passed? that i have no way of knowing
How do you want to die? too much sex
How do you think you will die anyway? hheart attack
What is your best habit? brushing my teeth
What is your worst habit? drinking heavily
What is the best feeling in the world? when something bad is over with
What is the worst feeling in the world? when theres seemingly no solution to your problem
What is the thing you want most from life? to be mentally healthy
What annoys you most in another person? stupidity
What is your greatest ambition? get a house
What fear are you most paranoid about? ill never be happy or get worse
Did you get good grades in school? yea
What kind of underwear do you wear? briefs and boxer briefs
How do you like your eggs? benedict
Pancakes or Waffles? waffles
What kind of milk do you drink? i barely do but soy milk
How often do you brush your teeth? once a day
When is your bedtime? varies, usually late
What is the most thoughtful gift you have ever received? this cool wrestling book my bruv gave me
What is the most thoughtless gift you have ever received? im not sure, i got this ugly sweater from my bruv
What is the strangest gift you have ever received? a gigantic fake pipe lol
If you could have any superpower, what would it be? invulnerability
If you could be any one animal, what would it be? a bonobo, they just eat and have sex all day
What animal is most like your personality? a cat, very complex and odd
What movie scared the crap out of you as a kid? the fly remake from the 80s, the scene where the man grew wings scared the crap out of me
What was the last movie you saw that made you cry? stepmom lol, that was like 15 yrs ago
What movie still makes you laugh every time you see it? mrs doubtfire lol
What movie do you love even though it's stupid? sidekicks and every chuck norris movie
How many CDs do you own? i think like 500, i used to buy a few a week back in the day
How many DVDs do you own? probably about 50 but 30 are my simpsons collection
What are three luxuries you cannot live without? internet, tap water and refrigeration
One thing I can't resist is..... boobz
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THE LONGS:
Let's hear a philosophical statement about reality Reality is individual to each person, that's why people can have such odd beliefs, its their reality.
What is your philosophy in life? Minimize the pain, help as many people as you can and keep on rolling with punches
How do you try to live your life? Minimize the pain, help as many people as you can and keep on rolling with punches
How would you describe your personality? Odd, dark, sarcastic, stubborn, shy, nervous
What personality traits do you look for in another person? friendly, cool, interesting, smart
What personality traits do you look for in the opposite sex? friendly, cool, interesting, smart
Did I miss anything? nah my hand hurts
What is today's date? 5/29/11
What time is it? 4:26 PM
~*About You*~
What's your name? M.P.
Do you have any nick names? If yes, what are they? M.P. is since its not my real name, other people gave me shit nicknames behind my back I imagine
How old are you? 29
What's your birthday? yea
What city were you born in? DC
What hospital were you born in (if in a hospital)? Walter Reed
Do you know the doctor's name? If yes, what was it? idk some bastard
How much did you weigh? 8 lbs 8 oz, very large baby
What time were you born? idk
Do you know what your first word was? What? probably "neglect"!
Did you have any favorite childhood toys? What were they? my Chuck Norris car that shot razors & my Ghostbusters house
Who was your first crush? Stephanie from Full House :o
Why did you like your first crush? cute lol
Did anything happen between the two of you? no, never met her
What's your best memory from elementary school? eating crabs on Maryland Day
Best memory from Middle school? graduating
Best memory from High School? when I was a senior & just skipped class whenever I wanted
How old were you for your first kiss? 12
How old were you for your first date? idk like 20 lol
Have you ever been engaged? no
If yes, to who? Are you still together? balls
~*Physical Features*~
How tall are you? 5'7
What color are your eyes? brown
Do you wear make up? i don't eyeline anymore, thats emo lol
What color is your hair? black
What does your hair style look like? short
How do you usually wear your hair if your being lazy? the same, fixing my hair isnt brain science lol
Do you change your hair color ever? back in the day I tried to bleach ti it turned orange
What colors of hair have you had? black, orange
What is your favorite body feature on yourself? my willy, I hit a home run out of Shea Stadium using it as a bat :o
What is your least favorite body feature on yourself? my complexes
Do you like your smile? yea
Do you have dimples? yea, left side
~*Fashion and Interests*~
Do you paint your nails? noo
Do you wear jewelry often? yea, like bracelets and neckwear all the time
Do you like expensive jewelry? no, fuck blood diamonds
What kind of clothes do you like to wear? cool stuff where I look good, no ties or suits
What are you wearing right now? t shirt & mesh shorts
What is your favorite store to shop at? Wegmans, they got all those foods & sodas, so awesome
Do you like jeans? yus
Do you like skirts? yup
What do you think about those long shorts? i wear them like a goon
What kind of swimsuit do you wear? trunks
Do you prefer panties or thongs? Do you even wear underwear? boxer briefs, best of both world
What's your favorite shoe brand? idc
What's your favorite pair of shoes that you own? my black nikes I always wear
Are you envious of any friend's clothing collection? nah
Who? willy wonka
Do you think anyone is envious of your clothing collection? yea some
Do you like to follow the latest trends? somethings but usually no
Do you donate old clothes to resale stores? yea, I hate my wack old shit lol
Do you have any piercings? What? nope
Do you have/want any tattoos? What? I want a right arm sleeve of Sergio Aragones cartoons from Mad magazine but idk if Ill ever get it
Do you like wearing hats? yea
Do you like those headbands? yep
Do you like big hoop earrings? ew no
~*Likes*~
Do you like music? yea!
What kind of music do you like? rock, pop, punk, bluegrass, metal, industrial
Do you have any favorite bands? Who? Cheap Trick, Pulp, Oasis, Crowded House, Prodigy
Do you like art? What kind? anything that gives me feelings, there's so much good out there that people put their soul into
Are you good at art? yea
Have you ever been in a band? if yes, were you any good? yes and no
Do you like candy? What kind? M&M peanut, Butterfinger, Snickers, Werthers
What's your favorite menu item? lasagna?
Where do you like to go out to eat? any restaurant, italian, indian, hoagie
Do you like fast food? ya
Do you like Chinese? yus
Do you like Mexican? yea!
Do you like Italian? yups
Do you like Indian? indeedily doodily
Do you like American Cuisine? ya
Do you like smoked salmon? its edible
What is the nastiest food you've had? sea urchin
What is the best dessert you've had? vanilla ice cream with brownie & hot fudge
Do you like to bake? what? i make cupcakes sometimes, deal
Do you like to cook? what? I always cook whatever since I like good food but am too poor to hire a private chef
Do you like ice cream? What kind? choco, choco chip dough, mint choco chip
Do you like school? it blows
What was the most tolerable subject in school? gym
What subject did you absolutely hate? math
~*Transportation*~
Do you have a car? ya
What year is your car? 1998 I think lol
What kind is it? old
What color is it? red
Did you buy it yourself? yea
Do you like your car? yea, gets me around
If you don't have a car, how do you get around? yo mama
Do your friends blare their music when you're in their car? no my speakers are fukd
Do you wish you had any of your friends' car? nope
~*Dream*~
Do you have any goals in life? What? get a house
Have you achieved any goals in life? What? didn't drop dead lol
Do you remember your dreams when you wake up? always
If so, what kind of dreams do you normally have? either fantasy or horrible nightmares, no inbetween
Do you remember any dreams from when you were a kid? what? hurting bullies
Do you think dreams have any deep meaning? they tell whats on ur mind but nothing deeper
Have you ever had any dreams come true? no
have you ever experienced Deja Vu? What happened? a lot, same things happen in my dreams. Hard to say a situation but I remember the weird feelin
~*Have You Ever*~
Been on a plane? yea
Flew by yourself? yus
Been out of state by yourself? yea, lived there for 4 yrs
Hit an animal with your car? no
Hit a person with your car? no
Been in a car accident? What happened? swerved to miss a cat, cop was extra prick about it
Played spin the bottle? no
Kissed in the rain? yea
Danced in the rain? yes
Laughed so hard milk came out of your nose? nah
Laughed so hard you cried? yups
Been in a talent show? yea!
Been so drunk you forgot what happened? too many times
Shoplifted something? yea
Returned something after wearing it? no
Kicked somebody? yees
Punched somebody? ya
Stalked somebody? yes indeed
Had a stalker? i think so, a gay guy
Been on a road trip? where to? the beach
Been sunburned so bad you blistered? yes. in Miami, ew
Ridden on a motorcycle? no wtf
Let a guy buy you drinks that you weren't interested in? idk maybe when drunk lol
Wasted money on something you never used/wore? yea
Been suspended from school? Why? no
~*Love/Relationships*~
Are you single or in a relationship? single
If yes, who with? bob saget
If no, are you happy single? yea
Do you have a crush on anybody? no honestly, weird
Do they know you like them? ack ack
How many people have you kissed? over 20
Who was your first relationship with? E
What was your longest relationship? E
Have you ever lived with your significant other? no
When is the last time you kissed somebody? Who was it? its fucking sad I dont remember
~*Friend Questions*~
Who is your #1? nun
Why are they number one? no
How did you meet them? my pants
Favorite memory you have of them? them being a ghost
How long have you known them? 100000000000000000000
Do you have any pictures with them? ga
Do you love them? no
Who is your #2 Friend? u
What is your favorite thing about this person? they mutilate squirrels
How did you meet them? my sexual encounter with my sister
How long have you known them? ya
Have you ever dated this person? Would you date them? ok
Do you have any plans with this person in the near future? booga booga
Does your family like this person? ew
Who is your #3 friend? fuck this
~*Random*~
What do you want to be doing right now? having sex with Alyssa Milano
Where do you want to be right now? Hawaii
Where are you actualy? MD
If you weren't taking this survey, what would you be doing? staring blankly
Are you listening to music? what? nah
Anything good on tv? no its summer
What's the last thing you ate? salisbury steak
What's the last thing you drank? vodka!!!!!
When is the last time you drank alcohol? What? see previous answer
What's the last movie you watched? I think Mrs Doubtfire
~*Cell Phone*~
What kind of phone do you have? verizon flip
What color is it? red
Is it a camera phone? ya
Okay, now grab ur phone: k
Okay! What's your background? default
What does the banner on your front screen say? Verizon
So, who was the last person who called you? mom
When did they call you? yesterday
How long were you on the phone with them? 5 sec
Who was the last person you missed a call from? idiot friend
Did you call them back? no
How many text messages are in your inbox? 0
How many texts are in your outbox? 0
Do you have any saved texts? What? 0
Who is your last text msg from? idk
What does it say? 0
Who was your last text msg to? 0
What did that say? 0
Divide the number of msgs u have by 2. Add 3. What does that text msg say? 3
~*This or That*~
Soda or Kool Aid? soda
White or Dark Chocolate? dark, white choco is bitch shit lol
Shower morning or night? nite
Shower gel or bar soap? bar
Fold or scrunch toilet paper? fold
Short or long hair? long for girls
Pink or Purple? purple
Blue or Green? blue
Glasses or Contacts? nun, im not blind
Pen or Pencil? pencil, fuck pens you have to draw all those circles to work them
Sharpee or Jumbo Marker? sharpee
B&W or color printer? color
Tube TV or Flat Panel? tube, I've gone so long without flat
Mall clothes or Walmart clothes? fuck Walnart and their slave labor
Online or Catalog shopping? online
IM or Phone? im
E-mail or Snail mail? email
Pancakes or Waffles? pancakes
Waffles or French Toast? waffles
Strawberry or Grape Jelly? strawberry
Mountain Dew or Vault? they're the same but Vault looks cooler lol
Cereal or Pop Tarts? cereal
Hamburger or Hot Dog? burger
Roses or Orchids? rose
Flowers or Chocolate? choco
Easter Bunny or Santa Claus? Santa, easter bunny and rabbits suck
~*More Random*~
Have you ever called 411 for information? no
How many hours of sleep did you get last night? 6
What's your usual bedtime? 2 AM
What kind of job do you have? crap
Do you like working? no
Do you wish you were paid more? ya
Are you allergic to anything? nuts
Do you own an iPod or MP3 Player? yea
Do you like taking pictures? yea
Do you have a photobucket type account? yes
Do you have a scrapbook? nooo
Do you like stickers? yea i do
Who likes orange soda? its ok sometimes but not much
Do you have a blue ray disc player? no
How many DVD's do you thnk you own? 10 lol
Do you download music online? shh yes lol
Do you like watching youtube.com videos? yea
Do you have any accounts besides MySpace? this and myyearbook
What Instant Messenger service do you use? What are your sign on names? AIM - mpblast, Yahoo - mpkryptonitw
Ever met someone in person that you originally met online? yes, i had relationships with that
Who?
Have you ever dated someone you've only known online? yea
Any online dating success stories? yes many
What was your first job? mowing lawns
Did that pay good? nope
How many people were in your high school graduating class? 600 eek
How big is the city you went to high school in? small but i live in the DC suburbs
Did anyone call you by your last name? no
Did you go to prom? no, too much a loser
Do you like chapstick? yea
Do you think man-purses are lame? idc
Do you think some guys look good in cowboy boots? no im not a mo
Ever been to a tractor pull? :P Do you even know what one is? no i dont
Ever eaten a gyro? yea!
Ever accidentally eaten a bug that was in your food? probably, Im this old, cant see every bug
Ever go on a diet? yea
If yes, were you very successful? nah
Do you like candles? What kind? just any kind, theyre cool
Do you think post-its are overrated? nope, use them so much
What do you think about men wearing eyeliner? i like to sometimes
What do you think about men and mustashes? creepy but sometimes cool
What about men with scruffy beards? ew
If you're a girl, do you think men are sexy in thongs? how would i know that lol
Ever had someone of the opposite sex wear your clothes? yea, i love when girls wear my clothes, very cute
Ever worn the clothes of someone of the opposite sex? no comment lol
Do you like cake? What kind? choco, any with frosting
Did you have a graduation party? yea
Did you get a class ring in high school? nah
Did you get any awards in high school? yea a lot of academic ones
What were your school colors? blue and red I think
What was your school sport's team name? Titans
Do you like tuna? yea
How about tuna helper? ok
Do you like Hamburger Helper? yup
Do you like that fake processed cheese stuff? sure
How about cheese from a can? yea
What do you like on your hamburger? ketchup, cheese, pickles, lettuce
Do you like soup? yea!
Have you ever had oysters? yea!
Do you take surveys often? no
Why do you normally take surveys? boredom/depression
Where do you usually get your surveys from? bzoink,com
Do you think it's funny people willingly take these surveys? mm hmm
Who do you think will take this survey after you? no one!
Are you proud? This is question #296. no......
What do you plan on doing after this? drink alcohol
What's your plans for the weekend? drink alcohol
Well, what time is it now? 5:10 PM
One last random comment here: i like things that go fast and this feelin im feelin when im holdin ur hand
Mood: morose Music: One Night Only - Say You Don't Want It
-AngelinaNoir-
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And I am looking forward to going to the pre-release premier! 
