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MalkavianMime
Roommate fails to understand toilets work because of water.
January 21, 2015, 08:56:pm
So about an hour ago give or take the local utility company for water and gas posted an alert saying there was an outage. I looked it up because I noticed the water wasn't working in the bathroom sink. I checked first the bill for them to see if there was a cut off notice. There wasn't which is what inspired me to look up news for it. After reading the news I went to the store for snacks and got some bottled water just in case since I don't know how long it will take the repair the outage. Could be an hour or 12 or more. not a big deal, kinda inconvenient though.

My roommate just got home and thought I would be nice and inform him both about the water outage and where I found the story. He then asked me "hey does the toilet work" facepalm apparently not knowing that toilets work because of water pressure and without pressure its useless. He still apparently is gonna have the typically party. I guess everyone is gonna have to hold their alcohol bladders.

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Jeimii

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Roommate fails to understand toilets work because of water.
January 21, 2015, 08:59:pm
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The dudes can just pee outside!

MalkavianMime

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Roommate fails to understand toilets work because of water.
January 21, 2015, 09:33:pm
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Lols if they do that its gonna be bad. There are 3 house cats that like to try to get out, and we live on a major north south thoroughfare (they like to smoke pot when they drink which isn't legal here) and cops like to patrol that major street. I'm hoping they won't be stupid enough to piss outside but I have no faith that they will.

ToxicRomancexXx

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Roommate fails to understand toilets work because of water.
January 22, 2015, 02:32:am
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-facepalm- how much stupider can he get? Probably not more than he already is

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jet
VampireFreaks Haiku Contest!
January 21, 2015, 08:13:pm

Introducing the first ever VampireFreaks Haiku contest!

A Haiku is a poem that follows a very specific structure.
It consists of 3 lines.
First line: 5 syllables
Second line: 7 syllables
Third line: 5 syllables

Grand Prize Winner:
$50 Gift Certificate to the VampireFreaks Store
Plus 1 year premium membership.

Some example Haikus:
(please try not to explode from the lyrical genius)

vampirefreaks contests
are awesome and full of win
pass the bong you fuck



sometimes i like sluts
sometimes they bore me to death
because they are dumb



Rules:
1) You can enter a maximum of 5 Haikus.
2) To enter, simply comment on this thread.
3) No fucking cursing. (just kidding)
4) You can optionally enter a video submission reciting the Haiku.
5) Deadline: January 30th (you have 9 days, young grasshopper)
6) Remember the Haiku structure! 3 lines. 5, 7, 5 syllables. We are mathematical. Dont fuck up teh maths.
7) Do or do not, there is no try.

Winner is the submission in this thread with the most props. Duplicate or fake votes will be revoked.


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BatShatOnMyHead

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VampireFreaks Haiku Contest!
January 25, 2015, 11:04:pm
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My life is awesomeEveryone understands meI Love everyoneSatan sent me hereTo give everyone herpiesJust kidding people

Fennikx

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VampireFreaks Haiku Contest!
January 26, 2015, 12:25:am
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Schizophrenia I am here. So am I. Who are you people?!

RickSanchez

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VampireFreaks Haiku Contest!
January 26, 2015, 01:29:am
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In order to winI should try to be edgyFuck shit balls ass tits.

jaysin_baesace69

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VampireFreaks Haiku Contest!
January 26, 2015, 01:39:am
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Haiku for you sirPoetry for he and sheSimple, short, and sweet

Pestilenz

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VampireFreaks Haiku Contest!
January 26, 2015, 01:41:am
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You can't make it nowyour life is fading to deathas the pale moon strikes.

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jet
VF Store - Winter Sale
January 20, 2015, 07:02:am

VampireFreaks Store - Special Winter Sale!
Valentine's Day is coming up! Get a present for that special something. Or buy yourself a present to make you feel better and because you deserve it! We've got a bunch of great items on sale for up to 70% OFF!
Check out the Winter Sale Items on the VF Store



Also check out all the great new items we got in stock!
VampireFreaks Store

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eMiLyFaTe

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VF Store - Winter Sale
January 20, 2015, 10:57:am
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I want the raven skull necklace :o

HeavensWarlock

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VF Store - Winter Sale
January 20, 2015, 05:50:pm
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I want the wabbit thing also Probably won't have enough money this week to get it....Neat as hell though.

KittyMorgueMunster

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VF Store - Winter Sale
January 20, 2015, 07:18:pm
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The mesh leggings are on my to buy list :3

-13-

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VF Store - Winter Sale
January 20, 2015, 08:51:pm
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I'm always fucking broke XD

livingdead2258

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VF Store - Winter Sale
January 21, 2015, 02:34:am
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^LOL^

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jet
VF Tshirt Winners Posted
January 16, 2015, 03:33:pm
Note - it was brought to our attention that a few of the finalists were using stock images and artwork that was not their original artwork in their designs. The rules did state it must be your own original artwork and any votes for these finalists were not counted.
We do still have some great winners though! Congrats to our first place winner:
Vesmedinia
Click here to view the final winners!

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medusa

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VF Tshirt Winners Posted
January 19, 2015, 06:19:pm
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unpardonablesin I made my design to win, not to wear myself. It's not really my style. I purposely made it in a style I thought a lot of people on this website would like. I don't want to wear my design. I want that $400 dollars I was gonna win. rolleyes

unpardonablesin

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VF Tshirt Winners Posted
January 19, 2015, 06:51:pm
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That's understandable then.

StitchAsylum

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VF Tshirt Winners Posted
January 19, 2015, 06:53:pm
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This thread wants me to... *facepalm*Anyway, congrats Vesmedinia

InVinoVeritas

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VF Tshirt Winners Posted
January 19, 2015, 11:09:pm
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Jami_Hates_Dat_Bitch

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VF Tshirt Winners Posted
January 21, 2015, 03:11:pm
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I came here for some lulz. lol paranoidAlso Cass, I love you. Fucking amazing artwork.

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jet
Cybertron: New Years Eve Video
January 14, 2015, 05:06:pm
Check out the video from our most recent Cybertron - New Year's Eve with Assemblage23 and JustinSymbol :


Thanks to everyone that came out! We had a blast as always.

Next Cybertron Event:
Saturday, January 31st Featuring Velvet Acid Christ at Santos Party House in NYC

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Vasa_Pixie

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Cybertron: New Years Eve Video
January 14, 2015, 09:39:pm
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Haha! rofl My legs got more screen time too!XD

unpardonablesin

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Cybertron: New Years Eve Video
January 14, 2015, 09:53:pm
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You have some very sexy legs though. shmoopy

livingdead2258

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Cybertron: New Years Eve Video
January 14, 2015, 09:58:pm
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This was the most awesome Rave ever! I seen myself in the video for like a split second! =D

MidnightSkye

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Cybertron: New Years Eve Video
January 14, 2015, 10:04:pm
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Omg my shoes!! And boobs

Vasa_Pixie

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Cybertron: New Years Eve Video
January 14, 2015, 10:13:pm
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shmoopy So much sexiness in one video!

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ZombieBoy666
anyone
January 12, 2015, 10:43:pm
up for a chit for a chat? its been awhile.

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Deadly-Lover

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anyone
January 12, 2015, 10:58:pm
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You know I'm here

LaGiX

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anyone
January 12, 2015, 11:21:pm
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hysterical lol

Death_Queen1

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anyone
January 13, 2015, 02:46:am
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Hi long time no talk

KOTAKOOKIE

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anyone
January 13, 2015, 10:12:pm
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Yo cupcake! Lol

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jet
Special FX Contacts - new site 20% OFF
January 12, 2015, 02:52:pm
New site: http://sinistercontacts.com



Is having a grand opening sale - 20% Off all contacts with code 'Freak Sale'

We actually get a lot of requests for special fx contact lenses, and it's just kind of a tricky product because of all the legalities and we've heard some bad stories about crappy contact lenses. But we talked to the manufacturers and tested these guys out, it's all top quality special effects contact lenses, FDA approved, the prices are cheap and they got some pretty cool styles!

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jet

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Special FX Contacts - new site 20% OFF
January 12, 2015, 11:43:pm
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Yeah I mean I do respect all kinds of body modification though I'm just picky about what I'd do myself

HeavensWarlock

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Special FX Contacts - new site 20% OFF
January 12, 2015, 11:47:pm
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I can't say I respect all body modification.....I think sometimes people go a bit far however I don't hate that person for it...If it is what they want to go through to look a certain way than we should accept it. As long as they aren't trying to harm others or brainwash other people to do it than have at it.

StarStruckSociety

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Special FX Contacts - new site 20% OFF
January 13, 2015, 09:33:am
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its important to remember that as long as a person isnt hurting someone else with their tatoos...body mods..or anything else decorative/style its fine.It may go to far for someone else but you cannot be not alright with it or think they are going to far and want them to stop.Unless its something really detremental they are dping to themselves which is making them sick or dangerous.I love some mods.Theres this one tatoo artist,She has her eye balls tatooed violet,no belly button,and elf ears and she looks beautiful!
FrenchieFran
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Special FX Contacts - new site 20% OFF
January 13, 2015, 10:49:pm
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My opinion has always been live and let live in regards to body mods. I don't personally find them attractive but I don't care if people like it, go for it. There is only one thing that irritates me and that is people who ink up and pierce up every inch of themselves to the point where they can't find a job and nobody will hire them, so they end up mooching off parents to survive. I just don't like the idea of image being more important than survival and practicality, to the point where you are a burden on others. Rebellion occurs in the mind and not your appearance. But if a person is self sufficient than by all means be as flamboyant as you want. It's what's on the inside that counts. Anyone else ever think the same way as I do on this topic?

stab-happy

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Special FX Contacts - new site 20% OFF
January 19, 2015, 03:10:pm
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Does anyone know where I could buy special fx toric lenses for people with astigmatism? I love the white lenses and can't find any that would work with my eyes.

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jet
VF Tshirt Contest Finalists!
January 08, 2015, 07:18:pm
VF Tshirt Contest Finalists have been posted!
Thanks to everyone who entered!
Vote for your favorite tshirt to choose a winner =)
Voting ends in 3 days
Click here to view the finalists and pick a winner

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Klaus_Dragunov

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VF Tshirt Contest Finalists!
January 08, 2015, 08:24:pm
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I didnt know about this :-(

VictoriaJoy

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VF Tshirt Contest Finalists!
January 08, 2015, 10:38:pm
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Voted!

NikyHearts

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VF Tshirt Contest Finalists!
January 09, 2015, 03:32:am
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voted ;D

Pendant

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VF Tshirt Contest Finalists!
January 09, 2015, 11:41:am
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Great choices. I would buy any of several.

forestspirit99

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VF Tshirt Contest Finalists!
January 11, 2015, 07:31:am
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Voted. There was some great entries. It's a shame that I could only pick one.

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jet
Happy Birthday David Bowie
January 08, 2015, 04:49:pm
Born on January 8th, 1947, David Bowie is old as fuck. That's ok cuz he still looks great and he's a fucking legend.
David Bowie we love you.
We're not worthy of your awesomeness.
We especially like your crotch bulge in Labyrinth.

David Bowie vs Nine Inch Nails: I'm Afraid of Americans

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goldie101

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Happy Birthday David Bowie
January 10, 2015, 08:09:am
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He is the undisputed Godfather of Goth, New Wave, Darkwave, New Romantic and was a huge inspiration on the formation of 70s Punk & Industrial & so on n on... Oh and here's the earliest 'death-rock/goth' kinda outfit I've seen a rockstar wearing:

goldie101

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Happy Birthday David Bowie
January 10, 2015, 08:12:am
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PS - in the interests of more discovering it, imho, the album version of "Afraid of Americans" is much better (groovier) than that single/video version -

Pestilenz

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Happy Birthday David Bowie
January 10, 2015, 12:49:pm
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You're definitely right but of course. Radio edits always suck compared to the album version.

AncienModel

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Happy Birthday David Bowie
January 10, 2015, 09:10:pm
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Big fan.

zombielover99

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Happy Birthday David Bowie
January 12, 2015, 08:00:pm
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a great 90's videos

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Faelandaea
FFXIV
January 08, 2015, 10:04:am
This is NOT my guild. Not even the same server. But I lost brain cells watching it so you have to also.






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jet
New Marilyn Manson Album
January 08, 2015, 01:49:am
Marilyn Manson's new album "The Pale Emperor" comes out in stores jan 20 (us) / jan 19 (uk)
Shockingly after a couple album failures, the 3 songs released so far are actually..... really good. Sure the videos are super low budget but still good tunes.

Deep Six:


Cupid Carries a Gun:


Third Day of a Seven Day Binge:


Tourdates and more info posted on
http://www.marilynmanson.com/

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Jaimie-Rain

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New Marilyn Manson Album
January 13, 2015, 08:53:am
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Been a fan since 1996. In the past month I've played this album from begining to end roughly 10 times, it's still early days yet to gauge how I truly feel about it, but for now I feel It's the best thing he's done since Holywood. I like the direction he's gone in, he's finally matured, you can only run around in fishnets and a G-string and be super angsty for so long until you start looking a bit silly. The Nick Cave/Bluesy feel comes through strongly on this.I really like the whole "Southern Gothic" feel to the album, it makes me want to sit in the wilderness somewhere drinking Moonshine or Whisky and listen to it repeatedly.My favorite tracks would be: Cupid Carries a Gun, Mephistopheles of Los Angeles and Third day of a Seven Day Binge

_peyton_

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New Marilyn Manson Album
January 18, 2015, 09:14:pm
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Love what has been released so far <3

Transylvania90210

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New Marilyn Manson Album
January 19, 2015, 07:20:am
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_peyton_ The entire album?

Pestilenz

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New Marilyn Manson Album
January 19, 2015, 11:43:pm
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Rise of the Pale Emperor. Now available in Europe, U.S, & UK.

Transylvania90210

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New Marilyn Manson Album
January 20, 2015, 08:16:am
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Well it was better than his last 2 but not heavy enough

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jet
VF Tshirt Contest - last day!
January 05, 2015, 06:10:pm
Whats up! OK sorry for the lack of updates recently, took a bit of a breather for the holidays.

Reminder that this is the last day to enter the VF Tshirt Design Contest!

Some cool stuff so far!
We'll go through all the entries shortly and post the finalists. XD

also - we're working on a redesign / rewrite of the vampirefreaks site and currently looking for web designers to submit a redesign for vampirefreaks. if you have experience with web design / html5 / javascript, send jet an inbox message for more details.

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DigitalDiarrhea

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VF Tshirt Contest - last day!
January 05, 2015, 11:03:pm
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there are different colors to the site......how hard is it for people to navigate this site i swear

CaseyStrange1334

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VF Tshirt Contest - last day!
January 06, 2015, 07:01:am
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I'm sure that is something that can be looked into at a later date. This site re-design sounds like serious business. I can't wait to see what becomes of it

JennaGrimm

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VF Tshirt Contest - last day!
January 06, 2015, 09:57:am
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does the redesign also come with a new logo?

Memories

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VF Tshirt Contest - last day!
January 09, 2015, 10:42:am
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Any idea on about how long it'll take for the redesign? I'm excited to see it.

notphl

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VF Tshirt Contest - last day!
January 13, 2015, 08:13:pm
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A few years ago, I would have jumped all over this redesign stuff. To date, the majority of the time I've wasted with web design has been on VF.But, considering how many people view the site solely on mobile, I'd love it if you gave us an extra text area or two for customizing our mobile pages- cults and profiles alike.

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VinobiaKnox
VF 2015 Calendar!!!!!!
January 02, 2015, 01:08:pm
Grab out new VF 2015 Calendar with a dark forest theme to make any place a little more imaginative and magical! You can get your copy today by following the link:
pointdown
http://store.vampirefreaks.com/product.php?pid=7333

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