Riddle me this...
What walks on four legs in the morning,
on two legs in the afternoon,
and on three in the evening?
Simple. It's a human being.
When we're babies we crawl on all four,
then we grow up we walk on two,
and then we walk on two legs, but with a cane.
No... the answer to all is a baby.
It is true it'll crawl on all four...
but if you rip off the arms, it'll waddle with two.
And if you give the baby a crutch, it'll walk on three.