So I'm on the train in london, and this guy walks onto the train. Its the last train of the evening, so its pretty dead.
He walks over, sits directly opposite me (bearing in mind he has a whole train to choose from) and sits staring at me. I make eye contact with him, and ask him if he wants to take a photo or if he's just practising his gargoyle face and I swear to god, the funniest shit happened.
He started hissing, and saying some prayer under his breath, and making all sorts of religious prayer gestures, and soon as the train stopped (in woodside park, which is a shitheap where noone lives) he ran off the train.
I kid you not, I've not laughed this hard since my sister ran full speed into a lamp post.
Me and my close friend mark spent the day together,shopping in london, with rick (his mate) and he found me a penguin phone case.
I normally hate that tacky shit, but mother of god this thing is cute.
Also, I've been invited to go on tour with Deviant Uk in the summer, which has made me a very very happy bunny.
I love it when life goes right for a change
Now, off to show my friend slimelight, meet up with marco, and god knows after that. Probably end up bitching about something. It sounds nasty, but he is the funniest person to rant with
The less time I spend here, the better fun I have with people IRL. This place kinda suckers you in and holds you here with drama and hilarious entertainment.
But I do believe the vf whore is getting bored.
Let's hope something interesting happens here soon. Because no offence, I don't care remotely about most of the shit that happens here anymore.
Though, I could just be being a grouch because I've not had my morning coffee
Talked to my little brother, I haven't seen him in forever. I've missed him so much. He's graduating and getting his BA in psychology, tomorrow! And he's a almost two year younger than me! I'm so unbelievably proud of him! I'm so happy I could cry, really.
My best friend has just told me I can have any piercing I want done for free, so I can finally get my snakebites back, I can have my tongue done and I'm probably going to have my septum redone ^_^
Very excited about this ^_^
Also, part 2 of my shoot is this weekend! Fucking psyched!!!!!<3
Today is a pretty happy day for me! I have been trying to divorce my
now ex husband for a while and today it finally happened! I am now
officially divorced and I have my maiden name back and I couldn't be
happier! ^-^ I am so pleased that it is all over and done with now!
I think I may know another certain someone who is happy with it as well!
^-^
I'm going to be learning how to fire breathe/eat this month, after years of gymnatics and dance, I'm finally ready to move on to something a little more dangerous and challenging.
Someone get the fire brigade on stand by... I can only see this going badly
So a few months ago, there was this guy that "liked" me.
Long story short, I wasn't interested, because I could see right through him. He's one of these guys that claims to be in love with you, to get you into bed.
Now my mate started "seeing" him a week ago.
She has just rung me, all heartbroken, because she had "the talk" with him, about getting together, and he basicly just told her it was nothing. He didn't actually want her like that.
I did warn her. Numerous times. And now, once again, I get to pick the pieces up, and look after her.
I've never understood pretending to like someone for sex. What a headfuck! It hurts so much more when you attatch yourself to a guy/girl because they lead you to believe the feelings are there, and then they tell you it was just a shag.
It's a low ass move, and mindfucking someone for your own sexual pleasure is pathetic. Just tell the girl its nothing beforehand, or make the situation clear. Trust me, its a lot easier to deal with than falling for someone and being told you mean nothing to them.
Poor bitch. I feel sorry for anyone in the same position, I really do.
I hate friends that are stubborn like that, it makes me feel like a mother in ways. I don't see what's so hard in just telling someone you want to shag instead of playing these mind games.
I agree.... Sadly, my first boyfriend did that to me though I shouldn't have been so naive... I was only 18 at the time though and I believed that he loved me, but as soon as we had sex, which just so happened to be my first time then he never talked to me again... Wouldn't pick up his phone, completely cut me off. I was so heartbroken. But I certainly learned my lesson with men that is for sure.
derp
So cutee I will try it out tomorrow thanks! 
my imagination can't do justice, I know this 
you were in the land of Monty Python, I'm not surprised! lol
