i want a new desktop background so im lookin up hot pictures of len and cute pictures and i s2g i keep coming up on search results
INTERNET FAME HREE I COME!!1111!ONE
The good diet
A diet that:
-Is guaranteed to make you happy
-Contain foods that you can't refuse
-Make you feel great about yourself
-Is so easy anyone can do it
-ACTUALLY WORKS
Instructions
Eat what the fuck you like
Outcomes
Not giving in to society's pressures that you have to be skinny, strictly dieting and constantly under strain to be beautiful, or ultimately not giving in to the idea you have to be 'beautiful' at all just so people can look at you like you're worth nothing
YOU COULD GET HIT BY A BUS TOMORROW SO EAT SOME FUCKING PIZZA GODDAMMIT
who here would be happy if i had a crush on you?
because seriously
to respond with "its awkward we're friends"
i would be so happy i found out someone couldn't go a few minutes without thinking about me, thought of me before they fell asleep and as soon as they wake up, even dreamed, had been madly in love with me for 2 years and finally got the courage to hint it to me after shooting them down 19 months ago, to find out they've stayed by my side this long, to find out they love every quality about me inside and out, and even after being to my house just loved me even more and wanted to be a closer part of that family, who was even jealous of my schoolmates just because they get to see me every day of the week and would jump on every chance to come and see me, if they wanted to make me happy more than anyone else, and they themselves were attractive and I had considered dating them before, of course I would give it a shot, if we were already close best friends that's an excellent foundation for a relationship
I certainly wouldn't keep attempting to date strangers because that's never worked, before long you figure out you've got nothing in common and end up demonizing them, relationships with best friends, so long as there's a hint of interest (And of course I'd be interested in you) are the best things ever, we wouldn't have to do the whole impressing thing, we could go straight to lazy days together and be happy in eachother's company, we could or couldn't do all that public affection shit and we're already involved in eachothers' friendship circles because we're best friends, thing stay the same except behind the scenes where we would love eachother and make eachother so so happy
I wouldn't say no
The fact we're friends shouldn't throw the choice out the window, it should make it better, it should be "That's so nice that you feel that way about me, and we're friends"
If we weren't friends you'd date me in a heartbeat, why is it so different now? You're not losing anything, you're just adding on top of it
The fact that now I feel avoided, and you're the only one making it awkward, that's devastating
You can fuck off
So he knows i like him 'again' (bitch i never stopped)
We usually hang out every weekend
But this week he's not bothered to get in touch
YAY FAB (((((((((((((((:
i got offered shower sex lol
(and im probs gonna take this offer up)
THAT WILL BE FUN
and i think 'he' now knows i like him U_U
i finally found the courage and oppourtunity to tell him i have a crush on someone who im ver close to
and hes just like "well im sure your friend loves you very much and doesnt want to be an anchor in your life and enjoys the time you spend together because youre fabulous and also a great resi partner"
so pretending to ignore the fact he's talking about himself im just like "yeah thats a possibility"
UGH
I love him so much
last night i had about 2 dreams about him, which is good i like dreaming about him but when i woke up i tried just going back into that dream
it's been taking me till mid afternoon to get out of bed lately because i'm "depressed" which apparently means you have trouble sleeping and waking up, pffffft
AND to explain my cross dressing photos
On Thursday (tomorrow:O) there is an art festival at my old highschool which was fun last year and its a chance to hang out with my friends and stuff, and ALSO a chance to dress up and go in drag, so expect a barrage of photos because i look gr8
'when I erase a word with a pencil where does it go'
'what if car horns are g-spots and the beeoping is a moan of pleasure'
'WHAT IF YOU WERE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH SOMEONE AND YOU SEE A BULGE IN THEIR PANTS AND THINK ITS A BONER AND YOU PULL THEIR UNDERWEAR DOWN AND THIS TINY AIRPLANE JUST TOOK OFF AND FLEW INTO THE SKY AND THEIR ENTIRE CROTCH WAS A MINIATURE AIRPORT WHAT WOULD YOU DO'
'i just realized the voice in my head when i read things isnt mind
ohmygod whos is it
what if theres someone in the world reading things with your voice'
'what if the pope really resigned bc he was pregant with jesus and mtv made a show about it called sistine and pregnant'
'without nipples boobs are just buttcheeks that dont poop'
'imagine if every single person in the world simultaneously said mayonnaise'
why is it when people hang out with me it's always because "there's nothing better to do" or we need something to do whilst i'm there like why am i never the main attraction because tbh i don't need something to do i would be happy with sitting in the same room as you for a week but nooo anyone else they'll get bored because nobody wants to hang out with me how I want to with them nobody has plans to see me and nobody misses me, i could hermit for the rest of time and it would be nobodies loss and that makes you a cunt and yet i jump at every chance just to spend a couple of hours with you
HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE lol
i hate you but i kinda love it
I had to think really hard about that one.
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