For cereals. My hair's not as short as when it was first cut, but it's not as long as it use to be, and I miss the length. Having hair (even though it was fake hair) that went down to around my waist felt awesome.
LOOK AT DAT SHIT!
And then even when I tide it up it looked uber cute!
Quick! Someone come visit me, and help me speed up the process of making these new ones to put in muh head!
Denmark won eurovision last night, and... The song's not bad! It's quite good actually!
Dammit, we're not supposed to write good songs!
Personally, I would have liked Greece to win, because their band was just adorable, and did a cute little dance, but sadly, in the current economical climate they wouldn't have been able to pay for hosting the event next year :/
Also, I saw a lot of jokes about Romania around the web, but I looked him up, and his voice if so fucking amazing, you can't hate that!
The totally adorbs Greek guys, cute dancing and all:
(I kinda wanna direct a music video to it, for some reason )
Also, controversial kiss from the Finland, where the lady singer kissed one of her choir girls at the end of the song, and has voiced her anger that Finland is the only country in the North without marriage equality... I share her frustration over that, but Finland had some of the tamest, boderline sexist (if she was singing them to a girl they're still demeaning to women) lyrics to be written in 2013, so... Don't really understand what she was trying to get at.
And that was eurovision this year It was okay, but it still doesn't beat the lovely Russian grannies from last year
So I'm on the train in london, and this guy walks onto the train. Its the last train of the evening, so its pretty dead.
He walks over, sits directly opposite me (bearing in mind he has a whole train to choose from) and sits staring at me. I make eye contact with him, and ask him if he wants to take a photo or if he's just practising his gargoyle face and I swear to god, the funniest shit happened.
He started hissing, and saying some prayer under his breath, and making all sorts of religious prayer gestures, and soon as the train stopped (in woodside park, which is a shitheap where noone lives) he ran off the train.
I kid you not, I've not laughed this hard since my sister ran full speed into a lamp post.
You mistook his 'Zealot Hissing-Cat' impersonation for a gargoyle impression, clearly he was so devastated that he had to run away and hide some people just can't handle criticism.
hahh maybe he was trying to exorcise u or hypnotize you into submission.. or something in that line...:P I hd some one trowing rosary beads at me n holy water too..n on V a wile ago there was this guy that used to send my inbox after inbox of 'prayers' written in an incomprehensible language and he wanted me to send him a strand of my hair because he wanted to 'save' me n tele-porting me to I think was Alabama or Georgia I cant even remember...so yes loads of nutcases around..:P
Me and my close friend mark spent the day together,shopping in london, with rick (his mate) and he found me a penguin phone case.
I normally hate that tacky shit, but mother of god this thing is cute.
Also, I've been invited to go on tour with Deviant Uk in the summer, which has made me a very very happy bunny.
I love it when life goes right for a change
Now, off to show my friend slimelight, meet up with marco, and god knows after that. Probably end up bitching about something. It sounds nasty, but he is the funniest person to rant with
My aunt in California told me, that when my cousin Alexander was ten, he was taking piano lessons, which he absolutely hated, and one time when she was driving him there, he snapped at her and said
"Mom, it's my constitutional right not to go!"
... Alexander is about 10 years my senior, and is currently passing all the medical exams beautifully, and on his way to becoming a doctor... But the next time I see him, I am going to punch him very hard in the nose
The less time I spend here, the better fun I have with people IRL. This place kinda suckers you in and holds you here with drama and hilarious entertainment.
But I do believe the vf whore is getting bored.
Let's hope something interesting happens here soon. Because no offence, I don't care remotely about most of the shit that happens here anymore.
Though, I could just be being a grouch because I've not had my morning coffee
So i'm trying to get the cult back up and running!
No application, staff wanted! It was an extremely active cult that I just didn't have the time to maintain but i'm willing now
So for those of you that do not know. I will be offline for awhile. Anywhere from three weeks to four months (tops). I have some trainning to go to and then I'll be back. I hope a vast majority of you will still be here.
Denmark won eurovision last night, and... The song's not bad!
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It was okay, but it still doesn't beat the lovely Russian grannies from last year
But noo, I don't want eurovision coming here, let's give it to Norway or something...!
some people just can't handle criticism.
I love it when that happens to me.Religion makes others fear the oddly innocent. Lol
Vikings just borrow a lot
"Denmark" discovering us. Haven't you read a history book? It was Christopher Columbus 
Sure it was, honey, sure it was
(you decipher that code
