Welcome to the world, my gorgeous new kitten, Luciferette.
She's a beautiful little black kitten, and she completely stole my heart in the pet shop. I don't know what happened to her at birth, but this kitty is in serious need of some love and attention. As soon as I get her to stop peeing on my shoes() and get her settled in I shall upload pictures<3
she's so timid, yet completely psychotic. she's totally my kitty. me and mark saw her and we HAD to claim her as ours. that and some chav was trying to buy her and I wanted her to go to a home where she would be loved.
I got a call earlier from the manager from Winn Dixie called and he sat up an interview with me tomorrow afternoon. i'm so excited! This is the first time anyone has actually called me for an interview. i have good feelings about this!
So I saw Star Trek Into Darkness today (SO GOOD!) and I decided to take a peak at the IMDB board for the movie because I find the comments there interesting at times.
Well, I just found this gem of a comment.
"is this movie evil and full of darkness?
i dont not are want to see them movies because there is the words " Dark-Ness" in the tittle. i'n wonder if that is meant to be an bad an evil massage that them hollywool people have made for the masses.
I will voycot thim film if said is real. pls rely please"
*facepalms and rereads the horrid comment..... sighs* I hate humanity... I haven't seen the movie yet, star wars personally. Granted I might never get to see anymore star wars anything anymore since Lucas sold it to Disney..... I hate humanity...
I want to make a new profile for a name change and transfer all my stuff over but I remember thinking about doing that for ages and deciding to earn the VF points to have the admins change my name instead but then they changed the points from 20k to 25k and I honestly can't remember why I really wanted to hold on to the same account back then now.
I heard he asks $20 USD? Or do you think he'd do it just once? I just hate this name. I've had it changed on all of my other accounts but this one. Most people think it's 'Auto-pussy' and it's annoying when people in cults refer to me as 'Pzzy' haha.
We've friends for 3 months, and i never did anything bad to you.
I had your back when you needed me, i helped you through your drunken fits.
If you're going to hate me, hate me for a reason.
You threaten to beat up a girl?
haha well those are the type of guys that i usually take time out of my day for. wreck their face, and remind them what "respect for a girl" means. i've done it for plenty of my chick friends. haha. back in the dayy.
well still, you shouldn't give a flying babooty for what he says. if all of this rage of his is for no reason then he clearly has an issue. just don't take him serious
So I'm on the train in london, and this guy walks onto the train. Its the last train of the evening, so its pretty dead.
He walks over, sits directly opposite me (bearing in mind he has a whole train to choose from) and sits staring at me. I make eye contact with him, and ask him if he wants to take a photo or if he's just practising his gargoyle face and I swear to god, the funniest shit happened.
He started hissing, and saying some prayer under his breath, and making all sorts of religious prayer gestures, and soon as the train stopped (in woodside park, which is a shitheap where noone lives) he ran off the train.
I kid you not, I've not laughed this hard since my sister ran full speed into a lamp post.
You mistook his 'Zealot Hissing-Cat' impersonation for a gargoyle impression, clearly he was so devastated that he had to run away and hide some people just can't handle criticism.
hahh maybe he was trying to exorcise u or hypnotize you into submission.. or something in that line...:P I hd some one trowing rosary beads at me n holy water too..n on V a wile ago there was this guy that used to send my inbox after inbox of 'prayers' written in an incomprehensible language and he wanted me to send him a strand of my hair because he wanted to 'save' me n tele-porting me to I think was Alabama or Georgia I cant even remember...so yes loads of nutcases around..:P
Here soon I am going to be posting some videos of my dance practice featuring some pretty ridiculous songs if I do say so myself. I heard some songs on the radio the other day on my lunch break at work and thought "I could probably dance to this and have fun with it." so NO JUDGEMENT! but laughs YES!
Besides, What the point of life if you take yourself seriously all the time?
Me and my close friend mark spent the day together,shopping in london, with rick (his mate) and he found me a penguin phone case.
I normally hate that tacky shit, but mother of god this thing is cute.
Also, I've been invited to go on tour with Deviant Uk in the summer, which has made me a very very happy bunny.
I love it when life goes right for a change
Now, off to show my friend slimelight, meet up with marco, and god knows after that. Probably end up bitching about something. It sounds nasty, but he is the funniest person to rant with
When someone asks me out and I try to say no in the nicest way possible because I don't want to hurt their feelings:
When my best friend says they're going to take back their ex:
When I hear my teacher cuss and I just sit there like:
When my crush breaks up with their gf/bf and I just sit there like:
When bitches fight via facebook status and it starts getting really good... so I'm just sitting there like:
When I learn that my long-time girl crush is gay and/or bisexual:
When a bitch tries to insult me and I come up with the best comeback ever, that leaves her looking like an idiot... so I'm like:
When I get to leave class early so I walk out of there like a bad bitch:
When one of my friends yells "I love you, boo!" down the hallway, so I'm like:
When I find out my crush loves Sprite as much as I do:
When my ex decides to call me at three a.m. on a Tuesday after months of not speaking, and I'm like:
When I'm at Walmart, trying to get my shit to the ten items or less aisle, and get the Hell out of there, and some random person I don't know decides they want to be my best friend and spill their life story and I'm too nice to say "Shut the fuck up" so I'm sitting there like:
When my teacher thinks he has power over me and decides to fail me for no God damn reason and thinks it will hurt my feelings, but is surprised when I'm standing there like:
When me and my best friend get paired up for a project at the beginning of the year because the teacher doesn't know how bad of an idea that is so we sit there like:
) and get her settled in I shall upload pictures<3
Yea, when I got beebs, the first night he pooped on my bed. 
I was so pissed. He's lucky he's cute, cause I would have thrown him out the window. 
i'm so excited! This is the first time anyone has actually called me for an interview. 
i have good feelings about this! 
man I love the internet sometimes... just wow. 
derp
some people just can't handle criticism.
I love it when that happens to me.Religion makes others fear the oddly innocent. Lol
