My boyfriend has a coffee maker in his bathroom.
Because: "Since I have a door in my room, why make any more trips out there than I have to?"
I have found the epitome of lazy.
I got a text at like 2 am from some number I don't know.
He told me who he was; still didn't know him.
He thought I was someone else. So I told him I wasn't.
He was like, "Are you at least a girl?"
I said, "All you need to know is I'm not Shelly."
He said, "I'm a single 25 year old man."
