Hey Bambie's today I want to go over a few things so I will try to be short and sweet.
1. I will be using my Tumblr "http://cr-photography-about.tumblr.com/" a lot more often then VF I will still be here but not as often so if you want to keep up-to-date with me or contact follow me on Tumblr.
2. I'm currently still looking for a designer for my mascot so if any of you can draw and NOT ! copy work from someone else online then please inbox me and you will be rewarded for your hard work.
3. I don't know why but there some really fucking retarded people on here when I clearly say "Don't add me on your friend-list if we barely talk" all over my profile and updates I literally mean it I am flattered but its getting ridiculous I don't bite so if you want to talk a simply hey can start it off if you bother to keep the conversation going that is, I know its harsh but its getting childish now.
4. I need a partner who knows a little coding and has a big imagination someone who isn't lazy and can communicate too, reason why is the workspace is far to much for me alone to keep working on this or that so partnering up seems like a good idea so if your interested please inbox me for details.
5. Finally last part I've been going around looking at users picture for inspiration I want to be clear that I like them because I enjoy what you have done with the photo I'm not after anything no rates no pic props just simply enjoying and looking for inspiration but thank you to everyone who has sent me props and messaged me that was really sweet and surprisingly unexpected.
Normally I love the rain and snow "Nope not because of some sensitive mambo jumbo" just something I usually enjoy but lately its been ridiculous and I mean literally its been intolerable which is a lot for me to even say. Thankfully the sun has arrived out of his coma and its a beautiful day today now I'm going to watch the Degu's make a pyramid yes you heard me correctly as well as work on my Tumblr and finally get blogging, hope your all having a blast and that some of you have the sense not to upload bikini photos then suddenly complain on how oblivious you are over the perverted comments anyway HAVE FUNNNNNNN !!!!!!!!!!!! =D
xD Hahaha "Callypillar" that's so fricken cute someones a clever Alex today, D= but but it wasn't that hot it was more windy but its okay I just missed the sun so did Taz do you have my Tumblr ?
D= Maybe he is stalking you so you strip your clothes I heard the sun is a real perv maybe I should eat him D=<, =3 here you go I just sent a post on taz giving me a high five "http://cr-photography-about.tumblr.com/"
I took this seven deadly sins test which I'm sure is a load of bollocks but look at my results, I'm low on everything, does this mean that I'm a really good person or just boring?
You may have noticed I just re-uploaded the pictures I took yesterday. Sorry if you got notified, I just forgot to watermark them the first time! It's a shame I have to do it.. but I'm tired of people stealing my photos. That is all
ALSO as some classy gentleman pointed out a minute ago, watermarking things is by no means a sure way to prevent image theft, but I've found the types of people who do it aren't often smart enough to know how to remove them. I always keep the original copies of my photos at maximum dimensions and dpi if ever I really need to prove I own them.
G'morning VampireFreak and those who know me as the title hints I basically want to explain why my replies have been slow lately, you all take the time to speak to me so you deserve to know so basically its just be one messy 6 months from troubles where I live to me being ill and my computer ready to pack in "computer needs repairing" so replies will continue to be slow for awhile
But on the bright-side as soon as my laptop is fixed everything will be normal again not only that but those who enjoy my photography I know have my tumblr working again at the moment I only just have the two pages one about myself and the other with some sampled work I did to help sell some prints.
To finish this off I'd like to thank everyone who have been patient I know it can be annoying and I personally know how easily a conversation can sour after its been dead for so long so all I can say is thanks to the following users for being amazing ankle-biters
I was once a tree house
I lived in a cake
but I never saw the way
the orange slayed the rake
I was only three years dead
but it told a tale
and now listen, little child
to the safety rail
did you ever see a llama
kiss a llama
on the llama
llama's llama
tastes of llama
llama llama
duck
half a llama
twice the llama
not a llama
farmer
llama
llama in a car
alarm a llama
llama
duck
is THIS how it's told now?
is it all so old?
is it made of lemon juice?
doorknob
ankle
cold
now my song is getting thin
I've run out of luck
time for me to retire now
and become a duck
Mood: drunk? Music: boulavard of shity dreams tatu mashup
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Lycanthropy is the transformation of a human being into a wolf. Lycanthropy may be thought similar to metamorphosis. There are two types: the first types is exhibited as a mania in which the person imagines himself as being a wolf, and has a craving for blood. The second type is the magical-ecstatic transformation of a person into a werewolf which is usually accomplished through the use of ointments or charms.
The lore of werewolves has existed in many countries and civilizations since antiquity. Traditionally the belief in lycanthropy was first mentioned by Plato. Piny the Elder mentions it in his "Natural History", asserting that a certain member of a family in each generation becomes a wolf for nine years.
Other ancients including the poet Vergil, the novelist Petronius, and the geographer Strabo have written about the act of lycanthropy. In many legends the werewolf is a person born under a curse, and during the time of a full moon is unable to stop or control his hellish metamorphosis.
The term werewolf or "man-wolf" is derived from the Old English wer or man, plus wolf.
The werewolf is usually a man, but occasionally can be a woman or child, who roams the countryside killing and eating its victims. Often the werewolf is wounded and the wound sympathetically carries over to the human form and reveal the identity of the werewolf.
One theory, presented by P. E. I (Issac) Boneits in "Real Magic" (1971), explains that sympathetic wounding actually is a cellular psychokinesis brought on by an extreme telepathic rapport between the human and the animal. In such case the human identifies with the animal so much that he actually takes over the animal's body. So any wounding the person receives while controlling the werewolf will carry over through cellular psychokinesis to the human body.
Other legends claim the person deliberately transforms himself into a werewolf. A sorcerer will do this to do evil to or kill his enemy. In South America sorcerers are said to kill and drink the blood of their enemies.
It is claimed sorcerers can turn into other were-animals (man-animals) such as serpents, leopards, panthers, jackals, bears, coyotes, owls, foxes and other feared creatures. Although, it seems it is the wolf that elicits the most fear, and, therefore, is feared the most of all.
It is a Navajo Indian belief that witches change into werewolves and other were-animals by donning animal skins. As were-animals they travel at great speeds. The meet in caves at nights to initiate new members, to plan ritual killings-at-a-distance, practice necrophilia with female corpses and eat their victims.
During medieval times European and Baltic countries were entrenched with werewolf beliefs. Later in the 15th. and 16th. centuries werewolves, like witches, were thought to be servants of the Devil. They made pacts with the Devil and sold their souls to him for his help.
In the 16th century Franch enacted edicts which banned the practice of lycanthropy. Many cases that were brought to the courts involved murder and cannibalism. Many were convicted of killing children and eating parts of their bodies. One man took some of the flesh of a little girl home to his wife.
Another case was that of Peter Stubb near Cologne, in 1573. His confession was gotten from his after he was tortured on the rack. He started the "wicked art", as he called it, at the age of 12. He claimed the Devil had given him a magic belt that enabled him to change into a robust wolf.
He terrorized the countryside feeding on livestock, 13 children, two pregnant women, tearing the fetuses from the wombs and eating them. He also confessed to having incest with his daughter and having various mistresses. His sexual appetite remained unsatisfied, so the Devil sent him a succubus.
His escapades went on for 25 years until hunters tracked him down as a wolf, and he was recognized after slipping off the belt. His daughter and one mistress were judged to be accessories to his horrible killings and all were burned to death.
One of the strangest incidences involving werewolves was that of "Benandanti" in northern Italy. In this case the werewolves were men who left their bodies and assumed the shape of wolves. After becoming wolves they descended to the underworld to battle witches.
This case was tried in 1692 in Jurgenburg, Livonia, situated in an area east of the Baltic Sea, steeped in werewolf folklore. It involved an 80-year-old man named Thiess.
Thiess confessed to being a werewolf, saying his nose had been broken by a man named Skeistan, a witch who was dead at the time he had struck Thiess. According to Thiess' testimony Skeistan and other witches was preventing the crops of the area from growing. Their purpose for doing this was so they could carry the grain into hell. To help the crop to continue to grow Thiess with a band of other werewolves descended into hell to fight the witches to recover the grain.
The warring of the werewolves and the witches occurred on three nights of the year: Saint Lucia, Pentecost and Saint John (the seasonal changes). If the werewolves were slow in their descent the witches would bar the gates of hell, and the crops, livestock, and even the fish catch would suffer. As weapons the werewolves carried iron bars while the witches used broom handles. Skeistan broke Theiss' nose with a broom handle wrapped in a horse's tail.
The judges were astounded by such testimony, for they had naturally supposed the werewolves were agents of the Devil. But now they were hearing the werewolves were fighting the Devil. When asked what became of the souls of the werewolves, Thiess said they went to heaven. He insisted werewolves were the "hounds of Gods" who helped mankind by preventing the Devil from carrying off the abundance of the earth. If it were not for them all would suffer. He said there were werewolves in Germany and Russia also fighting witches in their own hells.
Thiess was determined in his confession, denying he had ever signed a pact with the Devil. He refused to see the parish priest who was sent for to chastise him, saying that he was a better man than any priest. He claimed he was neither the first nor the last man to become a werewolf in order to fight witches.
Finally the judges, probably out of desperation, sentenced Thiess to ten lashes for acts of idolatry and superstitious beliefs. A.G.H.
ITS KIND OF WEIRD IF YOU THINK ABOUT IT- THE HUMAN MIND THAT IS- IT CRAVES, YET GROWS WEARY OF COMPLIMENTS, IT LUSTS FOR LOVERS THAT IT CANT HAVE AND SHRUGS OFF THE ONES THAT FEIGN FOR IT THE MOST, IT JOKES ABOUT BEING CRAZY, YET FROWNS UPON THOSE THAT REALLY ARE. THE HUMAN MIND IS A COMPLICATED YET NOT AT ALL COMPLEX UNIT THAT ACTS ON RASH ACTIONS AND TOYING WITH OTHER HUMAN EMOTIONS. IT IS NEVER CONTENT IN PERFECT NIRVANA, BUT NEEDS CHAOS TO SUSTAIN ITS FRAGILE EXISTENCE. THE BEAT OF A HEART- IT IS SAID THAT ALL THINGS ENTERED THIS WORLD WITH A HEART BEAT, EVEN THE BIG BANG MADE A SOUND LIKENED TO A NEWBORNS MURMUR. THE HEART... SUSTAINED, EVER THERE, CONSTANT, NEEDED TO SURVIVE- WITHOUT IT OUR CHERISHED EXISTENCE WOULD BE NO MORE. THAT IS WHY LOVE IS SYMBOLIZED BY THE HEART. ALL THE QUALITIES OF THE HEART ARE THOSE OF LOVE...... LOVE IS BLIND.. AS IS LIFE.TOGETHER THE STROLL HAND IN HAND, WITHOUT ONE THE OTHER WILL PERISH AS WELL.
Mood: tired Music: deadmou5 & kaskade - i remember
Weed is by my side, it's always been there.
Always been there, always been there.
Weed is by my side, it's always been there.
Always been there, always been there.
Weed is by my side, it's always been there.
Always been there, always been there.
Weed is by my side, it's always been there.
Always been there, always been there.
We're smokin' that Danger Girl.
We're smokin' that Gen 13.
Bong's called Yoda, man,
and Yoda can't STAND a bag filled with stems and seeds.
Yo, I can't stand no ecstacy.
Cocaine made a mess of me.
Beer and booze are now things that I use to do.
Don't misconstrue, I'm still abusin' weed.
Some kids like to get fucked up,
actin' black by rollin' them blunts.
I got a one hitter called Margot Kidder
and I only need to hit that shit once
'cause I ain't made of nickels and dimes.
Fat kine make me tickled inside.
Say no to cuttin' up lines,
that's one-point-twenty-one jiggawatt jive.
And I ain't no Nancy Reagan,
just sayin' kinda take it slow.
Say yeah to the jazz cigarette,
say nil to the thrills of pills and blow.
Teen years about gettin' beat down,
and your twenties 'bout smokin' them pounds.
Stick around for the sticky amounts,
flick a Bic 'til your stuck to the couch.
I'm the sativa cyborg,
I smell that shit like a wine cork.
I hope they never legalize,
then High Times won't have anything to fight for.
I used to smoke with kids at shows,
but I stopped 'cause they all had colds,
but I got Emergen-C and a bag of Coldeeze
and mad trees so let's all get stoned!
Weed is by my side, it's always been there.
Always been there, always been there.
Weed is by my side, it's always been there.
Always been there, always been there.
Weed is by my side, it's always been there.
Always been there, always been there.
Weed is by my side, it's always been there.
Always been there, always been there.
After a show, you're a friend of mind,
handshake with a prize inside.
These are Batman Begins hallucinagens.
These whammies are weaponized.
LSD and shrooms, I tried them,
was a time when I wouldn't deny them.
All you need is one trip where you lose your shit,
kiss goodbye to the sky with diamonds;
but I keep coming back like it's Atkins fat
'cause the weed's like crack cocaine,
but the risk you take is just getting baked,
you're surely gonna see the next day.
They say we fund Al Qaeda.
Sounds like the government's jealous.
Let's get the enemy stoned,
bring our ninjas home - to hell with Christian zealots,
'cause all we need is some weed and a laid back beat,
black lights if you stereotype,
couple bean bag chairs and a lack of airs,
a marathon of price is right.
What's the 4-1-1 for realzies?
I freeze my Reese's Pieces.
It's like everytime I pack a pipe,
my appetite suddenly increases.
You know what a cracka mean,
green leaves my cractorbeam,
addicted like it's gasoline, just pass the trees
while I live that cracker dream,
but I might have to cease my deeds.
I might have to take control
'cause I ain't down with little mc
growin' up in a cloud of my second-hand smoke.
Weed is by my side, it's always been there.
Always been there, always been there.
Weed is by my side, it's always been there.
Always been there, always been there.
Weed is by my side, it's always been there.
Always been there, always been there.
Weed is by my side, it's always been there.
Always been there, always been there.
Nerd girl, I don't deserve you
I don't get the references you refer to
I love your Lipsmackers and your lack of perfume
I hope to get you home by curfew
WORD UP!
There's a special kind of girl that goes to my shows
And I don't mean the groupie hos
All along the front row
She's more like a wallflower
Like the one that Stryker sniped
I'm like elixir when I'm with her
'Cause I think I like her type
She might seem shy in person, it's no lie
She's always nervous
But the verdict is she's worth it
She gets crap but don't deserve it
She look like Emily Strange
Always ravin' 'bout her favs
Wanna conquer her like Kang
When you kiss like Cassie Lang
There's no way I can pronounce Neo Geo Evangelion
I can't refute 'cause she's so cute
And so I suck my belly in
X-23 and Hellion, odd couple, to be kind
She's in my heart and in my mind
And now she's in my rhymes
She's wordy and verbose
Prolific and prone to prose
Always sick and has a cold
Stuffed nose she's got to blow
I've got many cold remedies, many old enemies
I've got a girl that kick their ass like River from Serenity
Nerd girl, I don't deserve you
I don't get the references you refer to
I love your Lipsmackers and your lack of perfume
I hope to get you home by curfew
WORD UP!
Her parents are divorced
And there's often daddy issues
Try not to take advantage
While I hand her all my tissues
She hips me to the bands she likes
I couldn't be more clueless
Every word comes out her mouth
Is now on my to-do list
She's romantic, known to panic
With anxiety attacks
Literary, it's so scary
Reading Brontes back to back
She's playing Ragnarok on her mom's Magnavox
She's underneath my skin like a million nanobots
She's like Annie Potts in 'Busters
Get my freak on like I'm Egon
Say third base right to her face
And she will be like, be gone
If not now know I can wait like Lucas and the locusts
And you know this we'll buy glow sticks
Stay up late, perfect the slow kiss
You can't resist Chris 'cause he helps you de-stress
While you play Animal Crossing on your Nintendo DS
Baby, if we can't be a couple
Give up on getting married
I'll remember we connected
And how it happens so rarely
(I'm serious, girl!)
Nerd girl, I don't deserve you
I don't get the references you refer to
I love your Lipsmackers and your lack of perfume
I hope to get you home by curfew
WORD UP!
Nerd girl, I don't deserve you
I don't get the references you refer to
I love your Lipsmackers and your lack of perfume
I hope to get you home by curfew
WORD UP!
Nerd girl, I don't deserve you
I don't get the references you refer to
I love your Lipsmackers and your lack of perfume
I hope to get you home by curfew
WORD UP!
yes i am decently hopeless.
yes i am a romantic.
yes i am a man...last time i checked
yes i love food more then sex. odd
yes i love cats and despise "most" dogs
yes i love to cook
no i do not mind cleaning.
yes i love to bath.
no BO is not attractive even though that is the main natural function of body oder "attraction"
yes i will go on random walks in the middle of the night if you want to.
no i will not steal from you.
yes i will take care of you.
no i will not baby you!.
yes i like to work.
no i hate my job but money is honey...honey
yes i hate everyone as equals
no im not racist or think i am better then you because i am a man.
yes i like to do most the things you like to do mainly because i like you.
NO I HAVE ONLY MYSELF...because i am a hopeless romantic....FML
No, send me a link!xD
