When people insult someone in the most stupidest ways.
Ex: Me, everyone seems to call me fat. I mean, EVERYONE.
Now, if you take a look at my pics.. i'm clearly NOT fat.
I mean.. for fucks sake, can you come up with something i haven't heard already? People call me fat all the damn time. It doesn't offend me because obviously im not.
If you are calling me fat, that just shows how lame you are at 'trolling' or trying to 'insult'
People, look at my fucking pictures. Seriously, do i look fat? At all? Yeah my thighs might be a little thick, but that has NOTHING to do with fat. Its natural.
Anyways.. im just sitting here doing this, to all the people that try their hardest to insult me. xD
"I think females are just idiots. lmfao. yes I'm a girl, but I feel I think waaay closer to the male gender. a girl would think, oh, me and my boyfriend and my 5 friends went swimming today. how fun... a dudes sitting there thinking... holy shit her friends have nice tits. julies ass was amazing. i'm gonna think about that later."^^^ Epic truth. You think so much like a guy, I think you popped a boner while you were writing that.
men wonder why women think most of them are sexist.
and it's their own fuckin faults.
not every man personally, but in general, it is the fault
of the male gender.
females start to learn at a young age that men are "shit."
and who told them that? well what do ya know?
stay away from boys, they only want one thing.
blah blah blah.
so apparently it's ok for a lot of the gender, to
go on acting this way, as long as you are warned about it?
i don't know.
I find it hard to believe that some men are just flabergasted
at why the hell women think so lowly of them.
it's the shit you say. the shit you do.
also, television, magizines, movies, that kind of fake ass bullshit
that people often forget is fake ass bullshit.
oh and the internet, how could I forget that.
i mean damn.
I can't go 10 minutes without seeing meme on facebook
about fucking a chick and then ordering her to make you a sandwich?
totally left out the part where they didn't bother trying to make her cum. ha ha. jk.
one question before i get back to this rant...
what in the fuck is so god damn special about a sandwhich
that millions of men of all ages can't shut the fuck up about it?
a fucking sandwhich?
I get it, that it's an inside joke of sorts (kinda)
but I'd at least ask for something that was delicious,
or harder to make.
anyways though, this is not at all about sandwhiches, or memes,
just an example of the private hell most men are ultimately setting up for themselves.
i see dudes telling women that they are bitches,
or that they are femminists,
all because they defended themselves,
against some stupid comment the guy made to them.
not hatin. not like disscriminating on the gender.
or no shit like that.
I hang out with a lot of guys, because I dont get along with females... so I tend to notice shit.
you got dudes on television makin' their sexist jokes and acting like pigs (and yes I know its just tv and its not real BUT SOMEONE WROTE THE SCRIPT. it didn't fuckin write itself. so in a way, the shit sort of stemmed of shit that was real.)
and then people see that shit so many times,
in so many different scenerios
and they start to act like that.
you got stupid jokes on the internet. and shit.
all i'm sayin is... you are making yourselves look like assholes.
which whatever, that's obviously what you were aiming for so hallelujjiiaaa.
earlier this guy was like " I have to clean my own house, because I don't have a girlfriend to do it for me"
I find that statement to be extremely rude. and pathetic.
maybe I'm just weird. don't care.
there are soooo many guys with this mentality.
they just want everything handed to them,
they don't want to earn it.
lazy as hell too. ridiculous. (OH NO, I GOTTA CLEAN UP THE MESSES THAT I MADE I MY OWN FUCKING HOUSE. OH THE HUMANITY.)
if I was a man, I would rather earn the love of a woman,
so that she would CARE for me enough to want to help me clean.
NOT, I'm gonna date this bitch, and she will clean my house because that is what females do.
like how fuckin primitive.
so females have to clean because thats what "they do"
eat a dick.
I fuckin hate cleaning.
idk, maybe in a way I kind of stopped myself from ever
getting into the whole cleaning/cooking housewife bullshit,
because I knew that one day a man would try to use me for those things.
I won't even give them the chance.
they don't even appreciate it either.
just act like it was magically done.
or that women just LOVE cleaning up after other people
and fuckin cooking all their meals for them and shit
because they "have to"
there shouldn't be any gender specific "jobs" anymore.
if a woman wants to clean then cool.
but I don't feel like there shouldn't be an option.
.... oh you have tits so you have to clean the dishes.
uh, no, fuck that, dishes are gross, and you are a man,
so therefor that is a mans job. haha.
there are so many things that should really be a mans job.
if people feel the need to classify everything like that,
then really... cleaning the bathroom should be a mans job...
dishes... mans job...
I mean really... it's a womans job to rup and scrape crusty old food off of dishes?
or to clean a toilet bowl?
nuh uh. motha fuckin mans job. both of them.
if men do not stop being dicks to the women in their life
and not appreciating the shit they do for them,
and dont stop and think that they are doing the shit because they care about you and not because they "have to because its their job"
I will be forced to start a revolution
and inform the women that bathroom and kitchen cleaning is for dudes.
and then you will get stuck with it.
and for the next few hundred years women will be all like
hey mother fucker, we're gonna bang and then you are gonna fix me a soufle'
and do the dishes.
hahahaha. actually... that doesn't sound too bad.
I don't even think dudes would be that mad. haha.
like omg now I get to fuck all the time,
and all I have to do is make a sandwhich. lolz.
.... idk I just feel like humans are stupid.
is this really what it's all about?
men- trying to find someone to fuck.
women- getting all dolled up and sexy and dressing like a whore
and then turning everyone down and getting pissed that people are hitting on me. perverts.
it's a stupid ass fucking cycle.
no wonder dudes wanna go out and fuck everything.
everyones got their tits hanging out all the damn time.
and women piss me the fuck off.
oh my god. even the lesbos.
no wonder dudes are all sexually frustrated and shit all the time.
I just really do not agree with the way the world works.
which will begin part2 i guess.
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