I've been trying to think of good poems I could make for the video poetry contest and came up with a few limericks.
I couldn't think of much so I am going to think of more, but here's what I got so far. What do you guys think?
There once was a guy named Jeff
Who made a profile on VF
He fapped to underage chicks
half naked on top pics
He couldn't hear his wife leaving since he was deaf.
There once was a man named Bob
Who really liked corn on the cob
It was all that he ate
And he thought it was great
But it was an addiction that cost him his job.
There once was a person named Jet
Who made a website on the net
It was an industrial hit
for the gothic cultured bit
And this made Jet very wet.
There once was a guy with no dick
He wasn't secretly a chick
His girl bit it off
On accident when she coughed
I know, this is one horrible limerick.
There's a cult on VF called Death_Horse
It is the best place to be, of course.
It's better than yours
though, it may have some whores
Just be aware no one there shows remorse.
So...Today I told this girl that even though she's fatter then me she is still prettier then me..and her dumb ass got offended. I mean seriously? are you really that damn insecure ? Was it really necessary for her dumb ass to get offended by being called fat? If I call you fat, you're allowed to call me fat. If you call me fat, I'm allowed to call you fat. If I call you pretty, it's because I fucking meant it, not because I feel bad and I want to make you feel good about yourself. She's such an idiot. I mean seriously..people need to stop being so fucking insecure, maybe like that teenagers won't be hated so much like we get hated on a daily basis. And to top everything off her dumb ass had to be "emo".Just to let you know, I ain't labeling her, she calls herself emo. Ew.
Why the fuck do people take shit so damn serious on this website? I mean really..wtf?
Its just a god damn social networking site and that's it. You shouldn't be complaining about how people use there journal or what pictures people post. It's there profile and they get to post whatever the fuck they want and design it the way they want to. Don't like it just ignore them.Jeez.
DTF???? i need someone to hurt me where ill crash into many peaces that cant be fix. i have this strong pain where my heart use to live. i hate thinking i can finally trust that special person, and all i seem to get in return is hurt/ pain. killing me from the inside out. i have the weirdest feeling in my stomach telling me to give up, im not worth the fight. i only takes a day to fall in love and 1 seconds to fall to the floor with tears dripping down the side of my face feeling like im all alone in this world with nobody to talk me though my life, idk what im doing or where i belong but i do know im no longer worth your love. its only me and only me i dont know why i could care about someone and not feel like they care for me the same way, im loosing my mind. i need new friends, new life, new family, a new me. i thought i was almost there to find out who i really am but in stead i crashed down in an empty zone where no one is let in and im not aloud out... </3
That's good to know. I'm glad you don't mind.That's good to hear. I hope all go as planned for you guys~I'm sorry to hear that about your Dad But it's good that he's going to get out of the hospital soon.
i can spend all day siting near my phone waiting for a text, waiting for you to call just to hear your voice, wondering what you doing, wishing you were with me. hoping your thinking about me. i wanna be the only girl in your world, the girl that knows all your secrets. i wanna be the only one that keeps a smile on your face. i wanna be the girl that will die for you. i wanna be that couple that never stops talking for a day. i don't wanna feel like were falling apart in peaces im sure ill be that girl who falls hard for you, ill be the one hurt with blood dripping down her arm. the one that locks her self away from the world, the girl that cant handle to much more pain in my life. so don't be that guy im afraid of...