No, really! I haven't watched Scrubs in a long time and never watched all of it, but from what I remember of it I would say Zewe is basically at least 60% a less good (or better depending on how you feel) Doctor Cox.
We even have some other characters from the show popping up by the handful.
We have our JDs. They can be kind of loser or kind of cool, but these guys are minions to Zewe. They're under his training to become Zewe-type posters. They may also be quite scared of him at times.
We have Elliots.
We have a lot of fucking Elliots, constantly facing a lot of Zewes wrath, ruining threads, but surviving in the cult because they're friends with JD. (Sometimes they get banned)
We may have a couple of Carlas, be it male or female posters. Zewe kinda likes these ones at times. The only reason they are Carlas is usually simply because they're Zewe approved but make no mistake they could still be as loser as JD or Elliot.
We have some janitors lurking around that aren't friends with anybody and just want to bug people.
Not sure if we have any Turks, which is probably just as well because Turk wouldn't survive in Death_Horse.
Zewe has a particular dislike for any Doctor Kelso in the cult, which probably makes the Kelsos the best posters.
The important simirality to remember about Doctor Cox and Anhedonia is that no matter how much he tells us he hates us all (he kinda does hate us), he is very much attached to and in love with DH. DH is home. He'll never delete it. Just watch. He will never ever delete that place and whenever he's away from us, he thinks of us...
...and he misses us.
(This is it. I can feel it. This is the journal that will finally push him to delete Death_Horse.)
Goodbye young fellow. May your life be one full of bliss and great things. May you never inject air into your arms. If you stay here or return, may you know that I have warmed to your shitposting and trolling a great deal.
I finally actually read that bc I'm always mobile and what a pain in the ass. I'd rather dream about vf than about work every night. I can't add anything to this that's not already completely obvious. Except lieutenant doesn't really love midnight bc she got on my bandwagon and left out the K. So there. I win again.
I honestly really enjoyed this message in spite of some of it being wrong and overly miserable. Don't mind having the odd vf dream either.I'm here to meet people and waste time on the Internet. The best people here I would hope to meet irl and get drunk with or something. It's pretty plain obvious.