Days off were so much fun. It's kind of a blur to be honest. Movie night, karaoke night, bar times, stumbling home with the bestie and drunken Halo, pizza night, Moscato and those crazy stone ice cubes, stumbling home with Spencer just drunken and right stoked he got time off to come party with us before going back to base. I swear that boy has the most beautiful icy blue eyes I've ever seen. My bestie going to meet his booty call just right drunk and ending up making it like a block away from her house before passing out in the park hahaha. I have drunk texts on my phone even I can't make out lol. Bar was packed last night, partied hard enough that I'm so tired...just body tired. Just having a chill night finally, movies and my kitty sleeping on my pillow purring away. Being single is nice, and I didn't go on that date. Being back on 4 weeks of weekends off..missed it! Just in time to send off the summer right and I'll have my birthday off too! I liked having the house to myself...no one waking me up, no one making a mess of everything, no questions and no need to keep anything quiet. Ahh well, can't have everything all at once. Camping on my next days off at the cabin, last chance before it starts getting too chilly at night. Can't wait for marshmallows, beers around the fire, lakeside hangout and the stars all out at night. I can't wait!!! Going to be so nice to get out of the hectic city for a few days and just relax
Some have called me the "Living Voice of My Generation."
To these imaginary people I made up, I thank you for your warm, yet undeserved praise.
I was recently studying calculus and shit for fun (Actually looking at videos on how to fold a shirt like they do at the Gap or Banana Republic online)when I had a third epiphany of the day.
The first of course...That any girl who takes selfies in front of a dirty mirror is usually a bit slutty...That ain't hair spray or toothpaste!
The second is that if a girl's feet aren't taken care of (Washed, soft, toes painted) then that usually means you do NOT want to see what's under the panties...I shudder at the flashbacks of that cute blonde!
Buuuut the third was that the messier the room the hotter (yet dumber) the girl.
Unless she's some sort of hoarder, with dead pets in the corner and the usual handicapable kid who's 40 lbs underweight, wearing a very dirty diaper, living in the cage, next to the stripper pole, that the single mom got for X-Mas, from that drug dealing guy she was seeing...Before he went back to county on a violation.
When I had FB and was single, I remember chit chatting with a few moms and that was usually the pattern...I just never really thought about it...I was "She's cute as fuck but messy."
The first two are just common sense...But the third one caught me off guard...Like a revelation you see when tripping on "Magic Mushrooms" while staring at the sky chatting with your best friend about "Cloud Dragons."
I demand Cosmopolitan do an expose on this subject!...Is it wrong that while waiting at the store, in the Check Out line, I often read their "Agony Letters Section" and laugh at the people?
Say we are at my house....... we watch a movie holding each other kissing now and again my rubbing lightly where im holding you the movie finishes and we sit there together kissing passionately we get into kissing and slowly to gets dirtier. i lift you up walking you to the bedroom kissing you the whole time as we are walking. i toss you onto the bed before i strip you naked i tell you to lay down.....i tied your hands and feet to the four corners of my bed... your legs spread wide open. i go to the liveing room and get what we had just bought that day at the sex store.... i come back with various pleasure instruments from a dildo that is small compared to me to a very large vibrator to a couple of kinky nipple clamps and a nice leather strap conected to a long thing shaft. i ask you if you been a good girl today you say yes. I slap your nipple saying you been a bad girl as i slap the other one. i rub your pussy with the leather strap and ask you How should i punish you. you say you dont know.. I slap your clit as you jump....i get out the nipple clamps and attach them to your nipples since now there nice and hard.....i get the lube and i lube up a small dildo to slide into your ass and i grab a vibrator to work on your clit as i suck on your pussy lips..... i use the small dildo like a butt plug and i shover the vibrator attached to a wire the lets me control the speed inside your pussy..... i get up after turning it on low to let you see me strip.... full hard i go over you your mouth as i slide the control speed up a lil as you begin to suck hard and deep on my dick... i grab your hair sliding my dick deep in your mouth before it gags you to much i slide back out you stick out your toung ass i tap the head of my dick on it. smerring your spit all over your facei slide the control all the way up to high as i go back to licking at your clit i work the dildo in your ass back and forth as you try moveing i force it in and leave it there...... then i take the ties of your legs and arms so that i can flip you over. nipple clams still on i handcuff your arms behind your back and i let you lay there in the doggy style position. before i slowly eat your pussy until you cum hard on my tounge and face... your pussy now dripping with your pussy juice i slowly start fucking you grabbing your hands in the handcuffs as i thrust harder and harder makeing you feel every inch of me going inside you. i pull on your hair showing you i want every inch of me inside you before moveing to your tight lil ass i smack it makeing it red before slideing inside you thrusting a couple times before going back to your throbbing pussy. i work my cock in and out of you till your ready to cum again and you do. i take off your handcuffs as you read for my cock tastying your pussy on me you throw me down and ride me until you cum again then i climb on top of you sucking at your nipples and kissing you as i ram my hard cock in your pussy hard i push your legs up to your chest and make you hold them as i pound your pussy as hard as i can you say you want my cum and we cum together me exploding inside you and you exploding around my cock. We do versions of this all night till i go to work in the morning with no sleep smelling like amazing sex.........
...but only if you're a solid 8-10, even though I'm barely a 3."
This is the basic gist of every skeevy dude/chick I've ever met. Seriously.
I went into a chat room a while ago here on VF, and I was a little drunk. I was talking to some friends, when this guy starts creeping my cam. Then, he's like, "Stand up and turn around." Of course, I asked why he wanted me to, even though I knew he just wanted to body check me because, well, my boobs are kind of big, and he probably wanted to get a better look.
His "reason" was, "I want to see your legs." Riiiiiiight.
This dude had no alibi whatsoever. U-g-l-fucking-y, but he wanted to check me out to see what I look like. As if it were somehow my duty to show him whether or not my legs are as bodacious as my tits. As if I owed him the right to judge me. Fucking no. I've stood up on cam plenty of times for stupid shit, but I'm not going to stand at attention for some perverted fuck. I'm not going to let someone size me up like a fucking steak, whether it's a guy, girl, whatever.
I'm not saying that I'm an 8-10 by a long shot, but still, this motherfucker wanted to make sure my body is banging before he continued a conversation with me. Hell the fuck no.
I see it all the time. Dudes talk to big girls and girls that aren't model-pretty like they're undeserving of their attention, even though they're pockmarked, scrawny little shitbags. Yeah, because you can really afford to be choosy anywhere besides the Internet. That's right, you can only talk to hot chicks, because it would be totally downgrading if you were to be a decent human being to someone, regardless of their appearance.
I don't give a fuck what people look like, and I wouldn't call someone out for the way they look unless they basically did the same thing to me. I wouldn't treat someone like shit when they didn't deserve it, but I guess that's how someone acts when they actually had parents that loved them.
I've seen girls do it too, so don't think I'm hating on dudes. I've seen girls that make fun of the way guys look, even though they're in the same category looks-wise, and then they only make friends with hot guys, as if they're in some way deserving of only the best. Uh, no you don't, because you're a shitty fucking person and you're going to die alone and your cats will eat you before anyone notices.
I don't see why how someone looks would even remotely matter when it comes to just talking. You're not an asshole if you just aren't attracted to someone, but it's kind of a dick move to treat someone like shit just because of how they look. I mean, you don't have to want to fuck someone just to talk to them, you know?
True. Not everyone on your friends list has to be someone you're attracted to. Example: I'm friends with a lesbian girl and her and I are not attracted to each other yet we still talk to each other like good friends would.
I hear ya. I'm the same way. I'm only here for conversation anyway. They could be the ugliest person alive and I wouldn't give two shits. What do I care about appearances, as long as they can hold a conversation? I don't even look in the mirror most days. I could look like shit 90% of the time and I wouldn't even know it. Who am I to judge?