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dead_bettie
Trying to organize all these damn photos
March 02, 2015, 05:46:am
So many ughhh

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nikipixie
I don't understand........
March 02, 2015, 05:08:am
Okay I have a question. Is my way of thinking really obscure or something? Because I don't understand this at all!
Here's the situation. The guy cheated on his wife which is why they are now divorced and has cheated on his current girlfriend twice (well he's only been caught twice but I'm almost positive there were a lot more times) and they've only been together a few months.
If that were me I'd have kicked him to the curb after the first time and told him to go fuck himself with sharp implements. I don't understand why she keeps giving him chances that he doesn't fucking deserve.
Is it just me?

I mean it probably helps that I can't stand the bloke anyway and don't understand the attraction at all.
I shall describe him. He's over 40 (I know she likes older blokes but he's only a couple of years younger than her dad and to me that's off putting). He's balding and wears glasses. He's in a wheelchair (not a problem just a description). He has the really fucking irritating habit of putting "Yeah", "Right" and "You know what I'm saying" after literally everything he says! (Which constantly leaves me with the urge to punch him in the throat.) Every time he's been caught cheating he hasn't even apologised and worse than that he doesn't even think he's done anything wrong. He's been caught with two different women and each time he's tried to give the exact bullshit story saying it's just 'banter' and that they used to be carers of his.
Supposedly he's always faithful in a relationship (which is bullshit) and she believes him and I don't understand why when he keeps proving that that is the biggest load of crap going! He's still sending texts like that to other women, I can almost guarantee it, the only difference is that at the moment he's remembering to delete the texts but it won't be long until he gets complacent and forgets and she finds the messages on his phone again.
But what then? She'll probably just give him another fucking chance. I get that she has feelings for him but no matter how much I loved a guy, I wouldn't let him take me for a fucking ride. I have more self respect than that.

How do you help someone see that they're being blind and a fucking idiot? Or am I in the wrong here and it's my way of thinking that's messed up?

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Demon_Lord
this from facebook that made my day
March 02, 2015, 04:37:am
I just had to share this it is so funny! smile emoticon

THE $2.00 BILL I TRIED TO SPEND:

IF YOU'RE AS OLD AS I AM, THIS IS A RIOT!

Everyone should start carrying $2 bills! I'm STILL laughing!!

I think we need to quit saving our $2 bills and bring them out in public. The younger generation doesn't even know they exist!

STORY: On my way home from work, I stopped at Taco Bell for a quick bite to eat. I have a $50 bill and a $2 bill. I figure with the $2 bill, I can get something to eat and not have to worry about irritating anyone for trying to break a $50 bill.

Me: 'Hi, I'd like one seven-layer burrito please, to go.'

Server: 'That'll be $1.04. Eat in?'

Me: 'No, it's to go.' At this point, I open my billfold and hand him the $2 bill. He looks at it kind of funny.

Server: 'Uh, hang on a sec, I'll be right back.'

He goes to talk to his manager, who is still within my earshot. The following conversation occurs between the two of them:

Server: 'Hey, you ever see a $2 bill?'
Manager: 'No. A what?'
Server: 'A $2 bill. This guy just gave it to me...'
Manager: 'Ask for something else. There's no such thing as a $2 bill.'
Server: 'Yeah, thought so.'

He comes back to me and says, 'We don't take these. Do you have anything else?'

Me: 'Just this fifty. You don't take $2 bills? Why?
Server: 'I don't know.'
Me: 'See here where it says legal tender?'
Server: 'Yeah.'
Me: 'So, why won't you take it?'
Server: 'Well, hang on a sec.'

He goes back to his manager, who has been watching me like I'm a shoplifter, and says to him, 'He says I have to take it.'

Manager: 'Doesn't he have anything else?'
Server: 'Yeah, a fifty. I'll get it and you can open the safe and get change.
Manager: 'I'm not opening the safe with him in here.'
Server: 'What should I do?'
Manager: 'Tell him to come back later when he has real money.'
Server: 'I can't tell him that! You tell him.'
Manager: 'Just tell him.'
Server: 'No way! This is weird. I'm going in back.

The manager approaches me and says,
'I'm sorry, but we don't take big bills this time of night.'

Me: 'It's only seven o'clock! Well then, here's a two dollar bill.'
Manager: 'We don't take those, either.'
Me: 'Why not?'
Manager: 'I think you know why.'
Me: 'No really, tell me why.'

Manager: 'Please leave before I call mall security.'
Me: 'Excuse me?'
Manager: 'Please leave before I call mall security.'
Me: 'What on earth for?'
Manager: 'Please, sir..'

Me: 'Uh, go ahead, call them.'
Manager: 'Would you please just leave?'
Me: 'No.'
Manager: 'Fine -- have it your way then.'
Me: 'Hey, that's Burger King, isn't it?'

At this point, he backs away from me and calls mall security on the phone around the corner. I have two people staring at me from the dining area and I begin laughing out loud, just for effect.

A few minutes later this 45-year-oldish guy comes in.

Guard: 'Yeah, Mike, what's up?'
Manager (whispering): 'This guy is trying to give me some (pause) funny money.'
Guard: 'No kidding! What?'
Manager: 'Get this. A two dollar bill.'
Guard (incredulous): 'Why would a guy fake a two dollar bill?'
Manager: 'I don't know. He's kinda weird. He says the only other thing he has is a fifty.'
Guard: 'Oh, so the fifty's fake!'
Manager: 'No, the two dollar bill is.'
Guard: 'Why would he fake a two dollar bill?'
Manager : 'I don't know! Can you talk to him, and get him out of here?'
Guard: 'Yeah.'

Security Guard walks over to me and......
Guard: 'Mike here tells me you have some fake bills you're trying to use.'
Me: 'Uh, no.'
Guard: 'Lemme see 'em.'
Me: 'Why?'
Guard: 'Do you want me to get the cops in here?'

At this point I'm ready to say, 'Sure, please!' but I want to eat, so I say, 'I'm just trying to buy a burrito and pay for it with this two dollar bill.

I put the bill up near his face, and he flinches like I'm taking a swing at him. He takes the bill, turns it over a few times in his hands, and he says, 'Hey, Mike, what's wrong with this bill?'
Manager: 'It's fake.'
Guard: 'It doesn't look fake to me.'
Manager: 'But it's a two dollar bill.'
Guard: 'Yeah? '
Manager: 'Well, there's no such thing, is there?'

The security guard and I both look at him like he's an idiot and it dawns on the guy that he has no clue and is an idiot.

So, it turns out that my burrito was free, and he threw in a small drink and some of those cinnamon thingies, too.

Made me want to get a whole stack of two dollar bills just to see what happens when I try to buy stuff.

Haha!!!!

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Linkono
Tools of the Trade Part 1
March 02, 2015, 04:18:am
It was a warm, partly cloudy day in Ponyville, the weather Pegasi had scheduled rain the night before and there were still puddles on the ground. Just as Fixit had predicted the town had officially finished all its repairs and was now getting ready for a ceremony to celebrate it. Fixit himself was apparently supposed to get an award at said ceremony, despite his protests, saying he really didn’t deserve all the praise and that it wasn’t a big deal, and who else was to present it but Twilight and Mayor Mare together. Twilight even insisted he write a speech. Which he didn’t by the way. But then the ceremony was about four days away so he was told he had plenty of time. To be honest Fixit didn’t like these kinds of events and did everything he could to avoid them. Now don’t get it wrong, he didn’t try to ruin the fun of ponies attending these events they just weren’t his cup of tea, especially if he had to be involved in something other than maintenance and building things. Heck he even refused to celebrate his birthday these days since to him it wasn’t a big deal. Sure if he got a few presents great, and if everyone forgot? Well that sucked but he got over it. Fixit didn’t like being honored because he felt like he didn’t do anything special. After all he was just completing a task his Master and Princess Celestia asked him to do, nothing more nothing less. Sure he helped rebuild the town but so did everypony else so if he deserved a reward so did ever citizen in Ponyville that helped. Not that he didn’t like Ponyville. In fact Fixit loved Ponyville. It was quiet, most of the time, the scenery was beautiful, and nopony here judged you, well some did but most were really nice. Here you could be whoever you wanted to be, you could be yourself and more often than not you were given the benefit of the doubt. In all honesty he wanted to stay, but couldn’t think of a reason to. After all there was nothing keeping him there, sure he had made friends with Fluttershy and somehow became squinted with all the elements of harmony where they were able to joke around and even enjoy activities together but was that enough of a reason? Not only that but even if he did stay where would he live? Sure there were many ponies in Ponyville with platonic, and maybe not so platonic, house mates but he didn’t know if he could do that. He was a bit OCD about how he kept his things and he was sure his work would ware on the nerves of anyone foolish enough to want to live with him. Not only that, he couldn’t ask any of the elements. One because they didn’t know eachother that well, and two he was sure rumors would start and they were all way too nice to put through that kind of circus.

Speaking of the elements, they were all gathered in Twilight’s castle as they watched her set up a magic fireworks machine for the upcoming ceremony. With Fixit’s help of course. But while Twilight explained how the machine worked to Applejack, Pinkie Pie, and Fluttershy, Fixit was being barraged by questions from Rarity and Rainbow Dash while he worked on some of the more complicated mechanisms.

“Actually Skittles, I’d say magical residue accumulating while sleeping is very common in unicorns, in fact I’d say about as common as wing boners while sleeping for Pegasi. But why not ask Rarity or Twilight?” He asked her.

“Because Geekwad, whenever I ask them they turn red and change the subject.” Rainbow Dash said while floating behind him to his left while folding her hooves and giving a glare to Rarity.

“That’s because talking about such subjects are unbecoming of a lady.” The white and purple unicorn said with a bit of a blush from embarrassment as she turned up her nose and moved a hoof through her mane, Rainbow Dash Rolling her eyes at the display.

“And to answer your question Rarity I’ve been all over the place. Trottingham, Manehattan, Fillydalphia, Baltimare, which doesn’t get nearly the credit it should,-” Fixit said as he started to answer Rarity’s question about the places he had been before the fashion pony herself interrupted him.

“What about Canterlot?” She asked him, sounding a bit excited about the place which made sense to Fixit given her personality.

“Oh yea, I’ve spent a lot of time in Canterlot.” Fixit said as he rolled his eyes. Rarity was about to talk again before Twilight called her friends over. Fixit couldn’t help but sigh with relief. It wasn’t that he didn’t like attention, ok fine he didn’t like attention, but he hated being in the spotlight even more which was why he was planning to duck out of the ceremony in the first place. Now that he thought about it, if he was going to leave town that would be the best time to do so. That being said he was wondering why he needed to make a machine to produce magical ire works in the first place since he figured it was already a spell. “Hey Twinkle, why do we need a machine to make magical fireworks when I’m pretty sure a spell for it already exists?” Fixit called over to the Mane 6.

Twilight then groaned and stepped forward. “The machine doesn’t produce the magic, it harnesses it, concentrates it, focuses it, and then fires it off.” She explained. “And I told you, don’t call me Twinkle.” She added.

“What? I think it’s a great nickname.” He said with a smirk. He called her that because he combined the first part of her first name with the past part of her second name and put an ‘N’ in the middle, also the twinkle in her eye when she was reading or doing something nerdy. “I don’t know, that explanation seems kind of weak. Like a bad fanfiction who’s chapters are way too short, and has way too many spelling errors.” Fixit said.

“Come on Fixit, if this was a fanfiction I’m sure the author is doing his best, after all its not his fault he doesn’t have Microsoft word.” Pinkie responded.

“What?” Asked Fixit a bit confused.

“What?” Pinkie Pie also said tilting her head slightly with her eyes darting around.

“In any case are you almost done over there Fixit?” Twilight asked calling over to him.

Fixit waved a wrench at her but didn’t look. “Almost done, just got to make a few more tweaks.” He reported. They all waited for a few more moments while Fixit worked before finally he replaced the panel to the part of the machine he was working on. “All set.” He said wiping his hooves with a cloth.

“Good!” Twilight said excitedly with a smile going over to a part of the machine with a hose. “Ok, the magic goes in through here, gets stored and concentrated inside, then comes out the top as fireworks.” She explained.

“Ooh!” The rest of the mane 6 marveled as Fixit just shook his head with an amused look on his face.

“Well what are we waiting for? Let’s fire this puppy up and give it a test run!” Rainbow Dash said excitedly.

“Uh if we’re gonna do that shouldn’t we move this thing outside so we don’t set the castle on fire?” Applejack the voice of reason suggested. They all agreed that was a good idea and dragged the machine outside on a trolley. Once they were outside, and a safe distance away from the castle, Twilight fired up the machine and began feeding her magic into it. All the ponies, including fixit, watched as the magic flowed into the machine and became a rainbow of colors through a glass window. But then just as the machine was reaching full capacity it began to whir and make unnatural nouses. “What the Hay!?” Twilight asked as magic began to seep through the corners of the machine and parts that began to crack.

“Uh oh.” Fixit said as fear began to enter him and gulped. Just then fireworks began to fire from the top of the machine and started blowing things up.

“Uh oh? What uh oh what’s happening?” Fluttershy began asking in a panic as she and the others including Fixit avoided fireballs unto Twilight put a magical barrier over them.

“The machine became over pressurized, it would seem that Twinkle’s Alicorn magic is too strong and the machine can’t handle it.” Fixit both explained and speculated.

“Ok, so how do we Fixit, uh, Fixit?” Rainbow dash asked him right as they ducked their heads as a fireball landed particularly close to them.

“Yes! What do we do?” Asked a panicking Rarity.

“Fixit thought for a moment and remembered that he had installed a pressure release valve just in case. “I know what to do! Twilight you have to let me out.” He told the Princess.

“What? Are you crazy? You’ll die out there!” Twilight Protested to him not wanting him to get hit with one of the flaming balls of death.

“There’s a pressure release valve on the machine, if I can get to it, it might stop all this.” He told her putting his hoof down.

“It’s still too dangerous.” Twilight retorted, putting her hoof down.

“Twilight’s right, you could get yourself hurt.” Fluttershy said not wanting to lose her new friend.

“Or worse.” Added Rarity agreeing with Fluttershy and moving closer to him.

“Not to mention its totally stupid.” Added applejack, putting in some common sense.

“I’ll be fine.” Fixit tried to tell them. “Plus we have to do something.” He pointed out.

“You should let me go!” I’m the fastest and have the most maneuverability.” Rainbow ash suggested.

“She has a point.” Twilight said as Fixit tried to protest. “Ok, here we go, one, two, three!” Twilight said opening a hole in the shield for a split second for ash to get through but before she could Fixit jumped through and made a mad dash for the machine. He had to fix this, he helped build the machine. Besides it was his idea to use the metal they did so it was his fault the metal couldn’t handle it. And so Fixit made a mad dash for the machine doing his best to dodge the fireballs and parts being thrown at him. Somehow he managed to get to it and went to its back to find the release valve. When he did he tried to turn it but it wouldn’t budge and so he pulled out his trusty monkey wrench and lodged it into the wheel and began to try and turn it. Next thing he knew he was flying through the air being blasted with every color in the spectrum, and then, everything went black

….

Fixit groaned as he opened his eyes and saw a ceiling. A ceiling? Wasn’t he just outside? Now that he thought about it was he in a bed? He groaned again as he tried to sit up but his whole body ached. He looked around and saw that he was in a hospital room. Wait how did he get there? He then remembered the magic fireworks machine blowing up in his face and was suddenly freaking out? What did it do? Was he hurt? Were the others hurt? Were they dead? Fixit then began to look around. And saw that he was in a hospital bed, but he already knew that, he seemed to be completely fine other then the aches. He rolled his neck and heard it crack. He then stretched his upper body and rubbed his eyes. He then swung his hind hooves over the side of the bed and placed them on the cold floor of the hospital room before placing a little weight on them and tested their mobility. Ok, they weren’t broken either, nothing was broken. Good, since nothing was broken and he was only aching and didn’t have anything wrong with his vision he could go check on the others. He got down on all four hooves and moved his body around more and did a few karate movements to test out his boy and it felt fine. ”Well atleast there’s nothing physically wrong with me.” He said. Wait, was there something wrong with his magic? He hadn’t tested that. He was just about to when the door flew open.

He looked up and saw Nurse Red heart and the Elements of Harmony standing in the doorway. “Oh my Celestia! You’re all alright- oof!” Fixit started to say rejoicing over the fact the girls were all ok until Rainbow Dash, Pinkie Pie, and Fluttershy all tackled him in happiness while calling his name.

“Fixit!” All the girls all said as the three jumped on him and the rest ran into the room. “You’re alright!” They all said still talking in unison.

“Well I was before, but not so sure now.” Fixit said. After all he had been tackled and was now laying under three ponies. Not that any of them were fat but yea three horses on top of you still wasn’t light. “Like seriously get off me.” He told them. The mares then realized what they were doing, turned red, with the two pegasi sporting wing boners, before they scrambled off him. Well Rainbow and Fluttershy did, Pinkie Pie continued to hold onto him, her hooves around his neck as if scared something would happen if she let go.

“Are you alright?” “Pinkie asked as she held onto him her face super close to his.

“Yes, you’re not hurt are you?” Asked Rarity with a concerned face as nurse Red Heart came over to him and freed him from Pinkie’s clutches much to her duress as she tried to grab onto him again while she was being dragged away.

“I’m fine, just a few aches and pains.” Fixit said as the nurse looked him over. “I’m much more worried about you all.” He added.

“Oh we’re completely fine.” Applejack assured. “Twi’s barrier protected us real nice.”

“Yea, but how are you not hurt dude?”” Rainbow ash asked flying over and looking him in the face.

“What do you mean?” He asked her in a confused tone.

“Hello!” She said knocking him on the head lightly earning a glare from the nurse. “Dude don’t you remember? You took a magical explosion to the face!” She exclaimed.

“What?” Fixit asked in shock and disbelief. It was then that the girls told him what happened.

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The mane 6 watched in horror as Fixit ran towards the machine and disappeared behind it. They yelled for him to come back but their pleas fell on deaf ears. Then all of a sudden, boom it exploded with a blast of magic and metal parts so powerful it destroyed Twilight’s barrier and sent all six of them flying, kicking up a huge smoke cloud. Twilight was the first one up. She went to check on all her friends one by one. First Rainbow Dash, who was the closest, then Pinkie Pie, then the others. After it turned out that they were all ok they went to find Fixit. But they couldn’t. They were just about to go find others to help when they heard a groan from under a large piece of metal. It had to be Fixit! They all ran over to him and Twilight lifted the debris with her magic. And there they found him, his jumpsuit all singed and in tatters with burn marks all over it and his fur. The weird part was that there were rainbow colored crackles of energy surging around his body every few seconds, and when this happened he would groan again. Rainbow Dash went to go get an ambulance while the others tried to get Fixit to wake up but to no avail. Some ponies showed up not too long after that and Fixit was taken to the hospital.

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“And that was two days ago.” Twilight said as she finished explaining things and Nurse Red Heart finished her examination.

“Really it’s nothing short of a miracle, all that and all you get were a few scrapes and bruises, it really shouldn’t make any sense. “ Commented the nurse. “Still better that then the alternative.”

“Yea, unlike your tools.” Rainbow said chuckling but then got an elbow to the ribs from Applejack.

“What? Why? What happened to my tools?” Fixit asked suddenly slightly panicked. The mane 6 then sot of averted their gazes and looked at eachother, looking rater uncomfortable.

“We uh don’t know how it happened. I mean I’ve never seen anything like it but…” Twilight started to say as she produced a bag of dust and floated it over to him.

“Wait, where are my tools?” He asked her looking in the bag before it hit him and he felt something in him sink.

“Uh… those are your t- uh fixit?” Twilight started to say but then saw Fixit’s chest start to heave and his horn crackle with blue energy. His breathing got heavier and louder and louder before Fixit let out a blood curdling scream and the room shook. This made everyone wonder what was going on before they looked at Fixit as the energy around his horn grew more intense and his eyes began to glow white. Twilight then gasped. She knew what this was, it was lie the day she hatched Spike and got her cutie mark. He was have a magical overload! “Fixit!” she said as a wind in the room picked up and things began to be blown around. “Fixit! Listen to me you have to calm down!” She told him.


“No no no no no no no no no no no no! This can’t be happening! This cannot be happening! No no no no!” He said as he ran his hooves through the dust and tried to reform them with magic but to no avail. “How!?” He asked looking at twilight the wind picking up as magical sparks began to launch from his horn and transform things and plain destroy others.
“Fixit you have to listen to me.” Twilight pleaded. You have to relax.” She told him moving closer to him slowly. “We don’t know how it happened. We tried to collect them for you and they just kind of… disintegrated.” She confessed. Although this did little to calm Fixit down.

“I don’t get what the big deal is. They were just tools right? He can just go buy some more right, heck maybe even better ones since those looked kind of old.” Commented Rainbow dash.

That was when everything stopped. Fixit’s magic disappeared and his eyes went back to normal as he looked over at Rainbow Dash.

“The big deal Rainbow Dash is that not only were these tools pasted down to me by Master Inventous himself but they were made of Faustnium!” He exclaimed inches from her face, walking over to her as he explained things.

“Faustnium!?” Exclaimed a shocked Twilight.

“Faustnium.” Fixit confirmed while looking back at her.

“Faustnium?” The others asked while looking at eachother then at him with Rarity rubbing the back of her neck.

“What’s Faustnium? Ooh ooh! Is it edible? Can you eat it?” Asked Pinkie Pie asked excitedly jumping up and down. This earned her a glare from Fixit as well and she instantly stopped and hid behind Rarity.

“Faustnium,” Fixit stated as he emphasized the name and started to calm down. “Is a mineral that was named after Queen Faust who disappeared during the first great Pony war. It’s the only mineral in all of Equestria that is naturally imbued with magic and forged its super strong, light weight, never bends, or breaks, never dulls, and can withstand even the harshest conditions.” Fixit explained.

“Wait, if this stone is so great how did your tools turn into dust?” Applejack asked.

Fixit then sighed. “Because they were hit by an explosion of concentrated magic, and as you may or may not know only magic can effect magic.” He explained more.

“But you were hit by the same explosion and while you weren’t all that healthy before you look fine now so why aren’t you severely hurt, Celestia forbid?” Rarity asked.

Fixit didn’t have an answer for that. He did have an idea though. “I don’t know maybe I healed faster because of the magic. In any case I have to get out of this hospital and find some more faustnium so I can reforge my tools. And that means going on a trip.” He said.

“A trip? What kind of trip?” Fluttershy asked nervously looking around then at Fixit.

It was then that it dawned on Twilight. “Wait you’re going looking for faustnium? Fixit you can’t do that! You’re supposed to be in the hospital not to mention it’s too dangerous!” Twilight told him knowing exactly what he was about to do.

“Now what are you two going on about?” Applejack asked. “Mind enlightening the rest of us?” She asked.

Fixit sighed again tired of all the questions. He was wasting time. “There is only one place in Equestria to find faustium.” He said. “Mount Everfree.”

“Mount Everfree!” They all shouted obviously afraid and in shock.

“Are you bucking crazy Fixit? That Place is dangerous! Maybe even as dangerous as the actual forest! Please don’t tell me you’re dumb enough to go anywhere near there!” Applejack said getting in his face obviously upset.

“Fine, then I won’t tell you.” Fixit said not effected by Applejack’s sternness. Mount Everfree was probably the biggest mountain in all of equestrian. Although Fixit had always wondered why it was called Mount Everfree since the mountain was actually nowhere near the actual forest. Maybe it was because weird stiff there also happened on the mountain and it also had a lot of the same fauna. But the difference was that the mountain had snow on the top and some things lived there that didn’t live in the forest.

“Applejack is right. You can’t go there. The animals there are dangerous and ferocious. You can’t go there all by yourself.” Fluttershy said scared and worried for her new friend.

Fixit thought it was weird that the pony who was the best at dealing was animals was scared of animals. True there were other things to worry about, but even so. “Well its not like I have much of a choice. It’s the only way to get the mineral.” Fixit said trying to reason with them.

“You do have a choice. You could stay here in the hospital and get your rest.” Applejack said getting back in his face.

“I’m fine, Sure, I ache a little but I’m perfectly fine, nothing is wrong with me. Nothing in my body is broken, and obviously my magic is working fine so stop treating me like an invalid.” Fixit said getting in her face as well.

“Invo-what?” Rainbow Dash asked tilting her head and in a confused tone, not knowing what that word meant.

Fixit sighed for what seemed like the millionth time. “Invalid to suffer from a disease or disability, sickly.” He would have told her to read a book but he knew he was still upset and he didn’t want to vet anymore on the girls then he already had. After all they went through all the trouble of bringing him there and checking on him and stuff.

“Excuse me girls.” Said Nurse Red Heart finally speaking up. “But I think my patient needs to get back in bed and have some rest.” She told them. Which was her nice way of telling them to leave.

“Aww, come on, I feel fi-.” Fixit started to say but then received a death glare from the mare prompting him to shut up and get in bed. The girls then took their leave and leaving Nurse Red Heart to run some tests on Fixit before she left too. So now Fixit was laying in his hospital bed, his forehooves resting behind his head. He was feeling very depressed and angry. Not at any of the girls or Nurse Red Heart, but himself. How could he let this happen? How could he let his master’s tools get destroyed? Why wasn’t he faster in his movements? Or in turning the release valve? Or stronger for that matter. He was starting to think that all his training with Master Inventous was all for nothing.


It was a sunny day, the birds were chirping, a breeze was going by carrying the scent of flowers A sound of a kick could be heard through all this as a young stallion was sent flying back into a bush groaning as he laid on his back. A shadow then loomed over the stallion as he got to his hooves to reveal a younger looking Fixit with a shorter mane and bruises all over his body.

“I don’t get it Master, what does learning how to fight have to do with fixing things?” He asked the shadow that loomed over him.

“Fixit, you have a strong mind, but a strong mind is nothing without a strong body. Sometimes you’re going to find something that takes a little more force which means you must be strong enough to overcome that force. And I’m not just talking about repair work. Besides, there’s more than one way to fix things, and more than one kind of thing that you need to fix. Sometimes the tools you have to use aren’t a screwdriver or a hammer, sometimes to fix a problem your body and mind are what is needed. Now, come at me again, and let us continue.” His master told him. Fixit then huffed through his nose and got to his hooves, readying himself before he charged at his master again.


That was how his training with Master Inventous started, with his master training his body and mind by having him read all sorts of different books and learning how to fight. Fixit was frustrated and impatient, much like kids are, and wanted to learn how to fix things right away. That was why he was there after all. But now Fixit knew what he was supposed to learn back then. His master was teaching him to use his head, problem solve, don’t just go in whacking things with a hammer because sometimes that didn’t work. And the training his body with fighting and even obstacle courses, that was supposed to help as well, it taught him mental agility, and how to tackle things from different angles think outside the box. And most recently Fixit realized the fighting was also teaching him how to be tough. Because sometimes the problem that needed to be fixed wasn’t a broken floor board or a squeaky wheel, sometimes the problem was more of a pony nature. Sometimes the problem was that he needed to keep things from needing fixing at all, to keep them safe. Like other ponies, like his family and other ponies he cared about. Yes, those were the lessons he didn’t fully understand at that point in time, the beginning of his training, but he learned to understand as time went on, and definitely understood now.

Fixit then got out of bed again and looked out the window. He was on the second floor and there was a tree right outside. He could do this. Fixit then removed the hospital gown he was wearing and opened the window. He then jumped out onto the tree and climbed down to the street below.

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Nurse Red heart entered Fixit’s room with a smile. “Well then Mr. Rhythm, I hope you’re feeling a bit better from earlier. I know you want to get out of here as soon as possible but-“ She started to say but then she noticed that his bed was empty and his window was open and she gasped before running over to the window to see if he was still within eyeshot.

Fixit was now walking down a road now clad in his jumpsuit again but this time he was carrying his overstuffed saddle bags again. He knew that if anypony knew what he was doing they would totally freak out and probably drag him by his cutie mark back to the hospital. But he had to do this, he had to get that faustnium and reforge his master’s tools. Because if his master found out what happened he would probably dismiss him as his student. He would be completely disappointed in him. But then if his master did do that he would completely understood he had destroyed his master’s precious tools the tools his master forged himself when he was starting out and passed onto Fixit because he thought he was worthy of having them, because he thought Fixit was a capable and reliable repair pony, because he had earned them. But Inventouse was wrong, Fixit wasn’t any of those things he had proven that by letting them get destroyed. Now he had no choice but to do this, if for nothing else so his master wouldn’t completely hate him and denounce him as his student. But he couldn’t ask Twilight or any of the elements for help, after all this wasn’t their problem it was his so he had to deal with it on his own. Who was he to drag others into his problems? He couldn’t do that. So here he was on his own and starting a journey. He took one last look at Ponyville in the distance and continued walking. He had a lot of ground to cover.

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VenusQCandyV
<3 Copy Any Magic Spells <3
March 02, 2015, 04:06:am

This type of pyramid is great for many many many things…1 example <3 put all your magic rings jewelry into a box or a bowl, that can take the pyramids weight, and put one ring on top of the pyramid, and it will copy, or duplicate all the spells into this one ring, if u have spirits in jewelry, it will link them to this one ring, and they will be able to easily inhabit both their original

http://www.ebay.com/itm/ORGONE-ORGONITE-CRYSTAL-PYRAMID-6-Mayan-Aventurine-W-Free-Selanite-/301534936524?roken=cUgayN

Vessel, and your chosen ring, or necklace, or whatever…also when u do this, they can still be in their original vessel, think of it like having a few places to live, they can switch between homes, as far as spells and powers go they will be copied, and be exactly the same in the original rings, and items, and in your chosen ring, the original objects wont lose any power, it will just be like they are linked and share this same power okay?

2 example <3 put ur wants and spells which u written down on your computer, and printed out, under the pyramid, and put a bowl and jewelry u like in the bowl, on top of the pyramid, and the pyramid will absorb into the bowl and your jewels, from the universe, all your wants and spells that u want…just leave the items like that whenever ur not using them, so they can copy, link, and absorb, and each time they stay like this they will gain more power and connection…

So if ur tired of having bazillion items on u, chose a couple of rings, link them with this pyramid to all your magical jewels and make your life easier!!!

3 example <3 put the pictures of all your fav goddesses beneath the pyramid as well, to absorb all their powers and spells into your ring or rings!! Also link them to the ring or rings like u would ur spirits(write on their pictures with pen, goddess Aphrodite http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aphrodite , http://www.amazon.com/Goddess-Aphrodite-Power-Prayers-Change-ebook/dp/B004TSLQSO/ref=sr_1_12?ie=UTF8&qid=1424827847&sr=8-12&keywords=goddess+aphrodite ,

http://www.amazon.com/Goddess-Glittering-Collection-Bracelet-Inside/dp/1442499257/ref=sr_1_16?ie=UTF8&qid=1424827847&sr=8-16&keywords=goddess+aphrodite , http://www.amazon.com/Aphrodite-Celebrate-Divine-Feminine-Reclaim-ebook/dp/B00HUFMLPU/ref=sr_1_7?ie=UTF8&qid=1424827847&sr=8-7&keywords=goddess+aphrodite ,

or goddess Isis http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Isis , http://www.amazon.com/Magic-Cultivating-Relationship-Goddess-Names/dp/1939112001/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1424828851&sr=8-1&keywords=goddess+Isis , http://www.amazon.com/Prayers-Isis-rituals-ancient-Goddess-ebook/dp/B00P22WYZU/ref=sr_1_2?ie=UTF8&qid=1424828851&sr=8-2&keywords=goddess+Isis , http://www.amazon.com/Isis-CD-Priestess-Alana-Fairchild/dp/0738742953/ref=sr_1_3?ie=UTF8&qid=1424828851&sr=8-3&keywords=goddess+Isis , http://www.amazon.com/Goddess-Connections-Workbook-Isis-Reynolds-ebook/dp/B00CSGOP2I/ref=sr_1_4?ie=UTF8&qid=1424828851&sr=8-4&keywords=goddess+Isis , http://www.amazon.com/Mysteries-Isis-Worship-Llewellyns-Religion/dp/1567185606/ref=sr_1_5?ie=UTF8&qid=1424828851&sr=8-5&keywords=goddess+Isis , http://www.amazon.com/Winged-Egyptian-Goddess-Hanging-Deity/dp/B003E29Q60/ref=sr_1_6?ie=UTF8&qid=1424828851&sr=8-6&keywords=goddess+Isis , http://www.amazon.com/Isis-Oracle-Alana-Fairchild/dp/1572817593/ref=sr_1_7?ie=UTF8&qid=1424828851&sr=8-7&keywords=goddess+Isis ,

or goddess Lilith, http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lilith , https://www.etsy.com/search?q=lilith , http://www.amazon.com/s/ref=nb_sb_noss?url=search-alias%3Daps&field-keywords=lilith , http://www.ebay.com/sch/i.html?_from=R40&_trksid=m570.l1313&_nkw=lilith&_sacat=0 ,

so u make it clear who the picture is of, chose any picture as representation of a goddess, just write who the goddess is on the picture that represents the goddess u want)!! U can really make anything like this, for others as well!! Make spelled omni omnipotence all power rings (write a spell or want like this, actually u know what let me give u a couple of my spells, but suited to absorb into items, and not into u, so it fits the purpose of pyramid magical work,

Spell 1 <3 I want to always perfectly and instantaneously, in a way that is perfectly good and safe for me, and perfectly good and safe for everyone and everything, absorb into jewelry, rings, whatever, that are on top of this pyramid, perfect and complete omniscience, omnipotence, and immortality, so they can make me, when I wear them, this jewelry, rings, whatever, perfectly and completely omniscient, omnipotent and immortal, as well as make me know how to be perfectly and completely omniscient, omnipotent and immortal…

Notes on spell 1 <3 there is no use in gaining power if u don’t know what to do with it…the reason why I say always, is to signify that I never want magic to stop, I want that its always present in all times and places when I exist, this way the spell magic its already there when I start to put it into words…perfect and instantaneous is to erase all possibility of mistakes and so the spell is working as fast as it can for me, depending upon my ability and level, so it adapts to MY needs, in a way that is safe for Me…so its never too much or too little…too fast or too slow…perfectly good and safe for me and everyone part, is so that it cant hurt me or anyone around me so I cause minimum friction in space and time, so I don’t cause more disturbance then needed, or unnecessary bad karma…

Omniscience - mainly in religion, is the capacity to know everything that there is to know. In particular, Hinduism and the Abrahamic religions (Judaism,Christianity, and Islam) believe that there is a divine being who is omniscient. An omniscient point-of-view, in writing, is to know everything that can be known about a character, including past history, thoughts, feelings, etc. In Latin, omnis means "all" and sciens means "knowing". http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Omniscience <3

Omnipotence - is the quality of having unlimited power. Monotheistic religions generally attribute omnipotence to only the deity of their faith. In the monotheisticphilosophies of Abrahamic religions, omnipotence is often listed as one of a deity's characteristics among many, including omniscience, omnipresence, andomnibenevolence. The presence of all these properties in a single entity has given rise to considerable theological debate, prominently including the problem of theodicy, the question of why such a deity would permit the manifestation of evil. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Omnipotence <3

Immortality - is eternal life or the ability to live forever.[2] Biological forms have inherent limitations that medical interventions or engineering may or may not be able to overcome. Natural selection has developed potential biological immortality in at least one species, the jellyfish Turritopsis dohrnii.

Turritopsis dohrnii, the immortal jellyfish, is a species of small jellyfish which is found in the Mediterranean Sea and in the waters ofJapan. It is unique in that it exhibits a certain form of "immortality": it is the only known case of an animal capable of reverting completely to a sexually immature, colonial stage after having reached sexual maturity as a solitary stage. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Turritopsis_dohrnii

The Mediterranean Sea (/ˌmɛdɪtəˈreɪniən/) is a sea connected to the Atlantic Ocean surrounded by theMediterranean region and almost completely enclosed by land: on the north by Southern Europe and Anatolia, on the south by North Africa, and on the east by the Levant. The sea is sometimes considered a part of the Atlantic Ocean, although it is usually identified as a separate body of water. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mediterranean_Sea

The Fountain of Eternal Life inCleveland, Ohio is described as symbolizing "Man rising above death, reaching upward to God and toward Peace."

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Immortality

Spell 2 <3 I want to always perfectly and instantaneously, in a way that is perfectly good and safe for me, and perfectly good and safe for everyone and everything, absorb into jewelry, rings, whatever, that are on top of this pyramid, everything that is needed for it, this jewelry, rings, whatever, to make me when I wear them, permanently and always, whether I wear the jewelry, rings, whatever later on in my life or no, infinite, unlimited, untouched, and complete, to absorb into me as well, everything I need want and desire, to permanently and always, be infinite, unlimited, untouched, and complete, to enable me to permanently and always be able to be infinite, unlimited, untouched, and complete, and finally to make me know how to, permanently and always be infinite, unlimited, untouched, and complete…

Notes on spell 2 <3 as I grew so did the complexity of my spells, I like to cover what I want from all angles, so usually I will weave many spells into one, if my spells don’t make any sense to u, u should probably make ur own spells, in a way that your brain can understand, cause ur magic is all about u, as long as it makes sense to u it will work…my magic for u will also work even if u don’t understand it, cause its perfect…lets break down the spell…sometimes words to me are like mystery boxes, if I like what a certain word means I will wish for it, what I get out of it is always a good an useful surprise!! Even if u don’t know exactly what the spell will bring or open up inside of u, if u like the words do it!! Its always a pleasant surprise when u open a box of magic!!!now word meanings…

Infinite - having no limits, extremely large or great,

extending indefinitely : endless ,

immeasurably or inconceivably great or extensive : inexhaustible ,

subject to no limitation or external determination,

extending beyond, lying beyond, or being greater than any preassigned finite value however large numbers>,

extending to infinity ,

characterized by an infinite number of elements or terms ,

http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/infinite

unlimited - without any limits or restrictions, not limited in number or amount,

lacking any controls : unrestricted ,

boundless, infinite ,

not bounded by exceptions : undefined ,

http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/unlimited

untouched - not handled or used, not changed : still in the original state or condition, not eaten or drunk : not tasted,

not subjected to touching : not handled,

not described or dealt with,

not tasted,

being in the first or a primeval state or condition ,

not influenced : unaffected,

http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/untouched

complete - having all necessary parts : not lacking anything, not limited in any way, not requiring more work : entirely done or

completed,

having all necessary parts, elements, or steps ,

having all four sets of floral organs,

of a subject or predicate : including modifiers, complements, or objects,

brought to an end : concluded ,

highly proficient ,

fully carried out : thorough ,

total, absolute ,

of a football pass : legally caught,

of insect metamorphosis : characterized by the occurrence of a pupal stage between the motile immature stages and the

adult — compare incomplete1b,

of a metric space : having the property that every Cauchy sequence of elements converges to a limit in the space,

http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/complete

Spell 3 <3 I want to always perfectly and instantaneously, in a way that is perfectly good and safe for me, and perfectly good and safe for everyone and everything, absorb into jewelry, rings, whatever, that are on top of this pyramid, everything that is needed for it, this jewelry, rings, whatever, to remove from me, my surroundings, this planet, this universe, and all there is, as well as calm and pacify for me and all there is, all obstacles in three realms which are, Physical realm which can be source of troubles / obstacles coming from external world, such as from wild animals, people, and natural calamities, Divine realm which can be source of troubles / obstacles coming from extra-sensory world of spirits, ghosts, deities, and demigods / angels, and Internal realm which is source of troubles / obstacles arising out of ones own body and mind, such as pain, diseases, laziness, and absent-mindedness, which are also called three classes of troubles…

Notes on spell 3 <3 This spell was invented mostly because people were annoying me…its based on one of the many things Im learning about, and which I draw inspiration from, learn more about it here http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shanti_Mantra ...

, u can absorb any power u can think of into the ring like this, look towards fantasy things to get ideas which powers u can absorb, http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_superhuman_features_and_abilities_in_fiction , http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/List_of_Supernatural_Powers_and_Abilities , I will give u all my more perfect spells later, this 3 was just an example…learning to use powers depends on time, and how much magic u do yourself, spelled rings will help u activate wisdom knowledge and ability to use a certain power, this will happen out of nowhere, u will just know how to and be able to, be prepared thou cause it might take a few

lifetimes to open a certain power…I talk about this more on my pinterest read everything I say here https://www.pinterest.com/V3nusQCandyyV/3-my-mag1c-how-to-3/ , https://www.pinterest.com/V3nusQCandyyV/3-how-to-3mpow3r-stuff-3/ ) and sell on ebay or etsy, just make sure they cheap I cant stand expensive bitches, greed is a big no no…make sure they charge 6 months non stop, if u sellin them get one pyramid for

stuff u will sell and one for u…u can of course sometimes move the rings u gonna sell to clean or whatever, just make sure they are absorbing most of the time for 6 months before u sell them and 6 no less!!! The link must be strong cause they wont charge or absorb anymore

unlike ur stuff, so the link must be made permanent 6 months will suffice…best would be that they continue to absorb for forever, but since they cant, since u gonna sell them, well at least second best then, they will still be powerful, work and do the job for other babies…or peoples humans…newborn humans are, I call them babies, am a baby as well…

4 example <3 print out the listings on ebay and etsy of the items u want, and powers or spells that are in them, or spirits that u want, and put it under the pyramid!! Yes its that easy!! Absorb all the powers spells spirits into your rings, this will give the spirits option to link with your chosen rings, if they chose not to be with more then one person, it will then invite spirits similar to them which might say yes to you!! U can even say <3 I want to absorb into my ring

or rings, all the powers spells spirits that are perfectly good and safe for me and perfectly good and safe for everyone and everything, that are now listed offered or being put up for sale on ebay etsy or wherever u want, or that have ever in existence been on etsy ebay or wherever u want! <3 this way if u missed something u wanted, or couldn’t buy it, u will still get it, absorb it into your chosen vessel, ring, necklace, or WHATEVER….. (u don’t take from anyone or anything when u do this type of magic, all power energy spells and spirits is simply copied

into your items, or the spirits shared between keepers, or spirits that are similar come to help u if the original spirits don’t wish, spirits or souls cant be copied like spells so u know…u either get the spirit u wanted and the spirit helps u and others,or u get a new one, u cant copy souls, each soul is different and unique like snowflakes, even if the peoples are completely the same its still a different soul each time, and those people that are the same will evolve in different

ways from each other, cause we are all unique and special, the original items or goddesses lose nothing like this, all power, all what we all have, is simply shared freely and safely between us, so we can all benefit and have all what we need, want and desire, theres a saying that fits this exactly I think it goes, a candle loses nothing by lighting another candle…)

5 example <3 do all the examples at the same time!! Put the box or bowl with all your magical jewels on top of your goddess pictures, and printed out spells and wants, and put the pyramid on top of the bowl or box, and on top of the pyramid put one ring or a bowl with jewels u want to empower or absorb magic into…(make sure its supported on the sides with books or something…so it doesn’t fall over if it seems like its not stable, idk make it work! )

Now its simple, the more it stays like that, the more power your ring absorbs, so leave it over night, or have a few of this chosen rings, have one on u, let others charge, empower or absorb magic, switch rings, this way u will always have power on u, and absorbing power thro the pyramid into your other chosen rings…

When I finish explaining the basic of how I do my magic, I will give u all of my spells and wants, so u can use them for yourself , or just as inspiration to your own magic wants or spells…


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<3 Copy Any Magic Spells <3
March 02, 2015, 04:16:am
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Anna_RealityHitsBack
Three Misunderstandings
March 02, 2015, 04:06:am
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"Three wishes," says the genie.
"Three Days," says the curse.
"Three medications," says my mother,
As she sits me by the nurse.

Me, Myself and I- a tripled soul and form,
The Sun, the Moon, the Sky,
The thoughts keep in swarms.

I tire easily, for this life is rather sad.
Tedious and plain, the best I've ever had.
I tire easily, for my heart hurts inside,
My body lives this life, but my mind has already died.

Me, Myself and I- a tripled soul and form,
The Sun, the Moon, the Sky,
The thoughts keep in swarms.

The light is dark, and my eyes are open.
My wounds will heal, but my soul is broken.
This is no plea or call for help,
This is the mind of a broken girl.

This is no s.o.s. or white flag,
But a memory of a dream, it seems.
The mind of a broken girl.

My heart, it pounds,
These thoughts and sounds,
This dreary vision of blood is mixed.
THIS IS A BROKEN GIRL!
THE MIND OF A BROKEN GIRL!
... And she asks not to be fixed.

-Anna

Mood: Tired. Cold.
Music: The mind.

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