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gather round and
July 01, 2015, 03:33:pm


and let me tell you the story of how i came to befriend a fat bisexual emo juggalo in his thirties. his name is jason borda, better known to his vampire friends as roleplay_guy, and he loves to write poetry and dabble in kinky roleplay. but before all that, he was a wicked ninja on juggalo book, a prestige social network for the discerning jugga clown. i masqueraded as kari, a teenage cam girl who soon found herself at the mercy of sceptics and detractors aplenty, hungry for her banishment from jugga world. but not jason, my sweet prince, my valiant knight, my shining star. after he vanquished my jugga foes, we eloped to vampire friends where he joined me in leviathan and death_horse, the latter of which he would grow to dislike with the intensity of a thousand suns. eventually he caught on that i was using him for delicious lulz, and angered by my betrayal, he left leviathan too, forming his own circle of friends to frantically spank his one inch wonder to. and though he has been torn from my nurturing bosom, i have always watched him from afar as he continues to blossom into something rare and wonderful: my beautiful wanking jugga angel.

Mood: ily jason
Music: always and forever

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gather round and
July 02, 2015, 11:43:am
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RottenFlesh

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gather round and
July 02, 2015, 11:43:am
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rofl now that's funny lol

Buttweave

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gather round and
July 02, 2015, 01:14:pm
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oh dear...

DigitalDiarrhea

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gather round and
July 02, 2015, 02:21:pm
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I added him on here for the lols, his status updates are stupid

MaryRebecca

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gather round and
July 04, 2015, 12:20:am
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I'm going to give that a try next time I pee, Buttweave.Thanks for the tip.

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Vermin
Why VF's forums beat the cults
June 28, 2015, 04:04:am
1

Cults-

Membership often controlled by application, leaving you begging for the mercy of the staff before you can even check the place out, let alone decide to actively join in.

VF's forums-

No application. No means of applying an application process. Staff completely unable to stop people viewing, posting, whatever.

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Cults-

Many require application forms to be completed, as if you're trying to get a job waiting tables or something. Names, ages, promises to be active, all that crapadoodoo.

VF's forums-

No paperwork required, baby. Don't even try to offer it. Just hit the button marked "Go"!


(We interrupted this journal with a picture of a charging badger, because unless you put pictures in your journals nobody reads the bastards. Charge, little badger! Charge!)



3

Cults-

YOUR FIRST POST MUST BE IN THE INTRO THREAD AND COMPLY WITH EXACTLY THE RIGHT FORMAT WE SPECIFY OR YOU WILL BE BANNED AND KILLED NO MATTER HOW NICE YOU ARE.

VF's forums-

What? Post wherever the hell you like. There's an intro forum, if you really must, but nobody's even close to caring.


4

Cults-

Ruined by "Sponsorship" which appears to require the cult in question to be filled with inane "games" like counting up to eight billion in individual posts, purely to raise that precious, precious post count.

VF's forums-

What's sponsorship? Incidentally, start a counting game on the boards and people will definitely moan at you.


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Cults-

As a result of "Sponsorship" (see above), a tendency to leave staff screaming at people (or banning them) if they DARE to make two consecutive posts in a row. Because that's DOUBLE-POSTING which is EVIL and WRONG.

VF's forums-

What? How is it even clinically possible to be bothered by that? What the hell is wrong with you?


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Cults-

A marked tendency to get abruptly deleted or wiped due to some sort of tiff between the staff's overheated egos. Or just good old apathy.

VF's forums-

They've been here forever. They'll remain here forever. OK, they got wiped once in 2006 due to multiple staff malfunction, but they just got straight back up and strolled on like a champ. This is the long haul.


7

Cults-

NO NUDES! WE'LL GET DELETED!!

VF's forums-

Nudes heartily encouraged in the adult-only forums.



VF's Forums. Like cults, but older, bigger and uglier. And with the training wheels removed.



Incidentally, it ate that cow. Sorry, Vegans. Circle of life and all that stuff.

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Hello-Kelly

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Why VF's forums beat the cults
July 01, 2015, 08:55:pm
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3 bux, get it right zewe god

Hello-Kelly

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Why VF's forums beat the cults
July 01, 2015, 08:56:pm
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I highly doubt any kids will be getting into the Dingeon or the Dungeon.

slave2machine

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Why VF's forums beat the cults
July 01, 2015, 08:59:pm
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Besides, why request access to the Dungeon? Porn on the Internet truly has no age gate.And, there's always Top Girls for the freshest of jailbait.

vampqueen24

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Why VF's forums beat the cults
July 03, 2015, 02:39:am
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My post count on the boards is woeful.Must post moar.That badger tho.gooby
TragicBooks
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Why VF's forums beat the cults
July 04, 2015, 06:04:am
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Fun post ^.^ Though I have seen some forums in line with cults, according to the journal entry here. The badger idea... Totally cool ^.^

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Verona
Sometimes...
July 02, 2015, 03:05:pm

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SofieHeartcrash

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Sometimes...
July 02, 2015, 03:17:pm
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Choo Choo Motherfucker

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-Trickster-
Level Up
June 30, 2015, 09:12:am
Thank you to everyone for the birthday wishes, technically I am still 32 until about 10 pm tonight and what a way to spend my cut day for working a 12 hour shift, a couple of beers afterwards will kill that so thanks again for your kindness of wishing me a happy closer to death day.

Mood: Ugh, it's still morning.
Music: Birthday Decay - Dethklok

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-Trickster-

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Level Up
July 01, 2015, 03:48:pm
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It's Sparkley!

TheoHel

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Level Up
July 02, 2015, 10:32:am
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Happy Late Birthday.

-Trickster-

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Level Up
July 02, 2015, 10:44:am
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Thank you, party going on tonight and tomorrow.

scissorsheart

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Level Up
July 02, 2015, 01:11:pm
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Holy shit i totally forgot! Happy birthday!

-Trickster-

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Level Up
July 02, 2015, 10:20:pm
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No prob!

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-Audry-
someone is a bitch..
July 02, 2015, 05:13:am
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All I did was ask a guy who is in my friends list if he is okay that we have not talked for a while.. he is 33..and when I asked him in his journal if he is okay..his 17 year old fiance messaged me this... lol I do not know which is sicker the fact she is jealous over me asking him a normal question with no flirting involve or the the fact that a 33 year old man is getting ready to marry a 17 year old kid.. puke

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chemicalzombie

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someone is a bitch..
July 02, 2015, 06:32:pm
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smh lol

-Audry-

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someone is a bitch..
July 02, 2015, 06:38:pm
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well I found it funny so I posted it :-D shrug

chemicalzombie

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someone is a bitch..
July 02, 2015, 07:42:pm
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XD you made top journals

B0B

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someone is a bitch..
July 02, 2015, 09:58:pm
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pointup ew.

DigitalDiarrhea

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someone is a bitch..
July 03, 2015, 11:08:pm
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ohman what's she gonna do? type a bunch of shit she'd never do irl, oh man im shaking

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UndergroundMuse
Art
June 28, 2015, 01:37:pm
Something we discussed during art class back in high school... How Ulay and Marina ended their relationship.

Amazing. Art shrug.

"These Ex-Lovers Met For The First Time In 30 Years. When She Realises Who It Is? So Beautiful


Love is one of the most complicated emotions we experience in our lives. It usually comprises of a mixture of lust, compassion, memories. attraction, caring and affection.

Artists are some of the most emotional, melodramatic deep thinking people on the planet.

So when you take two artists and throw in a love story things are sure to get very emotional.

The lady in the video below is an artist called Marina. In the 70’s Marina and her boyfriend Ulay broke up and as artists they did it in a very unusual way. They both started at opposite ends of the Great Wall of China and walked toward each other for 90 days. When they met in the middle, they embraced each other one last time before parting company, never to see each other again… Until the moment in this incredibly moving video.

In the video, Marina is hosting alive art performance in which she sits at a table in silence. Strangers are invited to sit in silence with her as Marina makes eye contact but says nothing. What Marina didn’t know is that one of the people waiting to sit down was Ulay.

The moment they meet eye contact (1:30) is truly beautiful. It was the first time the pair had seen each other in 30 years but she clearly remembers Ulay and feels for him greatly.



Even though Ulay and Marina said nothing, just looking at how they gazed into each others eyes said it all about their love story."


Source:
http://blog.auntyacid.com/these-ex-lovers-met-for-the-first-time-in-30-years-when-she-realises-who-it-is-so-beautiful/

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Sinister_Apples

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Art
June 30, 2015, 01:34:am
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It was an art installation, the point was to share a silent moment with a stranger. Any of my exes had snuck in there would have been shit flying lol

Lord_Russ

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Art
June 30, 2015, 01:37:am
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The installation term makes it sound so militaristic:-p We have 3 nuclear art installations on the cape general,Soviet airpower will never make it inland. Are there any rules except be silent?

Zekusu

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Art
June 30, 2015, 08:56:pm
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I remember when I watched this :|It was something like she said she'll sit with anyone in the room in silence for 1 whole minute...and that minute between the two of them was the most intense.They didn't even say anything, but she instantly recognized him.It was worth the cry.

KillerBarbieXsepukuX

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Art
July 01, 2015, 10:36:pm
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DnB-SpeedFreak About the art communitys and earnings feedbacks about works are Tumblr today, the faster way as Deviantart... The most stuff there are fanfics from anime freaks by the way and when you don't make anything about, than you would lose there, so for me DA its a snobby faggot community stare Anyways, this Info is very interesting Muse! diddle

nodarkthings

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Art
July 02, 2015, 09:31:pm
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I am an artist and I believe love is a selfish emotion.

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Noodles1234
Sad Sad Sad Day
June 28, 2015, 01:26:am
I waited all week for my "Cheat Day" at Red Lobster...Craving the Macaroni Lobster like so:



But the bastards only serve it during Lobster Sales Week!

What kind of bullshit is that?

sad

As the tears fell from my face between sips of my strawberry lemonade I peeked at the menu and I ended up with one of these which honestly was quite excellent:



Annnnnnnd it's pretty damn goooooood!

:-)

That and I got a free Carrot Cake to go and no Friggy I shall NOT share with thee!



"I'm going to eat the shit out of that cake with black coffee tomorrow!"-Said Noodles in an angry, aggressive, sexually charged tone...Possibly with a raging erection.



Again a reenactment of what I looked like at Red Lobster when I received my dinner.


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Noodles1234

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Sad Sad Sad Day
June 28, 2015, 10:39:pm
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That's just a pic...But I feel like making a video of me eating it to make Friggy mad while I eat it and don't share.

goth__fairly__lonely

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Sad Sad Sad Day
June 28, 2015, 10:40:pm
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lol your evil. i like it :-D

FrigginHell

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Sad Sad Sad Day
June 28, 2015, 10:48:pm
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I will retaliate with donuts Noodles, don't mess with me. Y

Noodles1234

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Sad Sad Sad Day
June 28, 2015, 11:01:pm
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As long it's not with granola bars...Lil bird told me you have difficulties MAKING the pasteries as opposed to eating the pasteries. :-p

FrigginHell

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Sad Sad Sad Day
June 28, 2015, 11:10:pm
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Maybe I was aiming for abstract granola bars. hmph If I wasn't so busy nomming trail mix and not really caring, I would go perfect that recipe and show you a thing or two. na

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PestilenceLucy
I know, kiddo...
June 28, 2015, 08:04:pm
My four year old threw a tantrum this morning because tomorrow isn't Halloween.

I wanted to cry about it with him.

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PestilenceLucy

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I know, kiddo...
June 28, 2015, 08:11:pm
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That face! Omg I have such a weakness for babies.

B0B

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I know, kiddo...
June 28, 2015, 08:12:pm
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I know right? I just wanna hug the lil nigga...

Swampsong

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I know, kiddo...
June 28, 2015, 08:19:pm
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when I saw his cute lil face on fb,I was like oohhh the feeeellllsss. cry I think we can all relate.Well,at least us cool ppl can.

Spaceships

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I know, kiddo...
July 02, 2015, 02:00:pm
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lmao awe.

DigitalDiarrhea

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I know, kiddo...
July 04, 2015, 06:11:pm
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halloween is aight

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Cyanide_Fairie
The Conjuring :D
June 29, 2015, 11:32:pm

Yeah, so.. I love this movie.
That's all.





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JessiBaby

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The Conjuring :D
July 02, 2015, 02:23:pm
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Love!

roshy_banana

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The Conjuring :D
July 02, 2015, 09:36:pm
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cREEPY :-(

Nydiwia

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The Conjuring :D
July 02, 2015, 10:02:pm
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I watched this movie when I was working nights at a home for mentally handicap kids/teens. The building used to be something else before. The movie didn't scare me much (small jumpscare when she was on top of the closet and the clap in the stairs).. however one of the sneakiest teens slweping there that night came into the room during the scene by the lake and scared the shit out of me.rofl Want to see the Annabelle movie now.rofl

high-and-dry

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The Conjuring :D
July 04, 2015, 12:34:am
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Love all these gifs.

DigitalDiarrhea

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The Conjuring :D
July 04, 2015, 06:12:pm
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never seen it

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StormDamour
July 02, 2015, 04:57:pm

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darkgypsy1

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July 02, 2015, 05:06:pm
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Alcohol promised me the man of my dreams. FAIL! Lol

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E_Bathory
Langley Claude Newell
June 30, 2015, 02:09:pm
I know I haven't been on in a while. Most of it due to the birth of this beautiful little monster. I had one of the worst labor experiences.

Long story short, my pelvis doesn't open like it's supposed to. I shouldn't have babies vaginally. By the time the doctor realized that, it was too late to call an OR. He wouldn't have made it. His heart rate had dropped for almost four minutes so the doctor had to force him out with forceps. Literally force and rip them open and I felt it all. If they would have waited any longer, if he would have been any bigger, we would have lost him. Then my placenta had fused with a muscle. The doctor tried for half an hour to try to get it out but they had to put me under. He had to manually open my cervix with his hands to get it out. Then when he got it out I started bleeding out. So he had to give me shots to get my uterus to contract and stop the blood. He hadn't had a delivery that difficult in 12 years.

Poor baby only had a pulse. The NICU nurses had to bag him, etc. That coupled with family drama made for one hell of a night.

In the end though, we were lucky enough to have this little boy.

June 15, 2015
6 lbs 4 oz


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-Trickster-

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Langley Claude Newell
June 30, 2015, 03:24:pm
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Man you went through hell, glad you both made it out alive!

E_Bathory

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Langley Claude Newell
June 30, 2015, 03:28:pm
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It was like an episode of Grey's Anatomy and Maury all in one. rofl

-Trickster-

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Langley Claude Newell
June 30, 2015, 03:41:pm
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*gasp* No Jerry?!

E_Bathory

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Langley Claude Newell
June 30, 2015, 03:54:pm
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He annoys me. I don't know why.

Ikarus

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Langley Claude Newell
July 02, 2015, 11:28:pm
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Scary.

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