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YOLO
ok seriously
July 21, 2014, 06:58:am
can we please get djsprockets off the mainpage yet



there are over 300 of these and every single one is exactly as unfunny as this
the man is a racist, a classist, a homophobe, and worst of all, completely incapable of humor
jc's pinterest posts* are better than this
fuck even lorne's robotic blurbs about the anniversary of mary shelley's first period or whatever are better than this

fuck







*i like jc's pinterest posts go

Mood: hey
Music: go rate no a +10 thanks xox

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Atonement

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ok seriously
July 21, 2014, 06:02:pm
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His comics happen to pertain to the goth community in which he's publishing them. You'd think out of anyone the VF users would atleast some what get his jokes or find them funny but instead they are more or less insulted by them. Is his comic an outpoor self hatred toward the community since he openly admits all over his profile that the comics have never once been a success? The world may never know....

Atonement

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ok seriously
July 21, 2014, 06:14:pm
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rofl

ENDZYM3

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ok seriously
July 21, 2014, 07:51:pm
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Buttweave

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ok seriously
July 23, 2014, 02:38:am
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I didn't even know he still got published on the main page. I imagine Voltaire would be embarrassed to see himself in these. I would. I am also surprised there are still people who haven't been blocked from his journal yet

Shnuggles

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ok seriously
July 25, 2014, 03:47:am
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QQ moar.

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CrystalRayne
Boss, we are your elders.
July 22, 2014, 11:47:pm



BOSS, RESPECT YOUR ELDERS, RESPECT OUR GANGSTER

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last 5 of 29 comments:

CrystalRayne

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Boss, we are your elders.
July 24, 2014, 07:04:pm
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loldo like their icon thoughnot even gonna lie

InVinoVeritas

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Boss, we are your elders.
July 24, 2014, 07:05:pm
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who's icon lol

CrystalRayne

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Boss, we are your elders.
July 24, 2014, 07:05:pm
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the person who said it looks gay lol

InVinoVeritas

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Boss, we are your elders.
July 24, 2014, 07:06:pm
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oh nvm I'm tired go yeah mgs gets him 10 cool points

CrystalRayne

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Boss, we are your elders.
July 24, 2014, 07:06:pm
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rofl

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Vargiveum
Nature Photo Update IV
July 19, 2014, 11:55:pm


It's been quite a while since I last updated my photography, some of these are from late winter.















© Mathilda Ulf Photography

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Vargiveum

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Nature Photo Update IV
July 21, 2014, 09:08:pm
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That sounds like a plan to me! But let's not stay in this house, cuz. I'm thinking log cabin in the woods...

MunSung1075

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Nature Photo Update IV
July 22, 2014, 09:20:am
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yeah very beautiful pictures. How far did you have to travel in the snow to get those? They remind me of the american west coast, northern west coast.

Vargiveum

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Nature Photo Update IV
July 23, 2014, 12:09:am
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Thank you! In the winter I go snowshoeing, but I usually don't venture much farther than a mile or two out.

x-Ciara

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Nature Photo Update IV
July 23, 2014, 06:10:am
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Oh my God these are beautiful heartI'd look at these all day!

Vargiveum

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Nature Photo Update IV
July 24, 2014, 08:29:am
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Thank you!

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BurnieMcSideburns
hey guys
July 20, 2014, 09:41:pm

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Amarranth

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hey guys
July 21, 2014, 08:42:pm
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Asteria

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hey guys
July 22, 2014, 02:05:am
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/dead

MunSung1075

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hey guys
July 22, 2014, 09:21:am
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lol

NekoSama

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hey guys
July 22, 2014, 04:53:pm
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Like a unicorn and Rudolph mixed.

scrotumpole

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hey guys
July 22, 2014, 05:17:pm
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Rudolph the ball-gag reindeer, had a very shiny gimpsuit

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NyxaNightmare
Rant time ;
July 24, 2014, 11:49:am
It's summer.
Body conscious season, as I like to call it.

Lots of (Sorry girls) whiny women, arguing about what the definition of a Real Woman is. Lots of slut shaming, and lots of throwing toys out of prams.

Let's be clear on something. Being a "REAL" woman is defined by one thing.
Your Vagina.

If you have a vagina, congratulations, you are a real woman.

I absolutely hate this time of year, because honestly, as a size 6 girl, with very little in the curve department, I don't feel so great about reading that I'm deemed not womanly enough. I hate the fact that, on the days I do feel confident enough to walk down the road in my little denim skirt, and corset, that some fuckwit, somewhere, will make a rude comment about my image.

Honestly, this goes for everyone here. So what, you don't have the worlds biggest tits? So what, you are curvier than most. The only thing that can define you as a woman, is your reproductive organs. If you feel beautiful, the way you are, flaunt it. If someone has the cheek to slut shame you, embrace it. Or tell them to fuck themselves, because generally, the ones who tut, are the ones who don't have the confidence to feel amazing about themselves. You don't need to adhere to any form of societies view of beauty. Ever.

And for the love of all things holy, can we all NOT encourage the "REAL WOMEN" bullshit? it doesn't need to be said. Noone has any damn right to call someone else out for not being womanly enough. I don't care what you deem beautiful. But I do care about snide remarks and bitchy tantrum throwing. Shut the fuck up critiquing others, and focus on your own life. The world would be so much better if everyone learned to hate eachother a little less.

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Synthetica

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Rant time ;
July 24, 2014, 03:17:pm
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In ref to the op, it's this exact thing that makes me laugh every time a certain UK lingerie shop has it's 'real woman' campaign. Unless it's a game of oneupmanship and they miraculously sprouted 2 vaginas, I am not less of a real woman because I'm thinner or fatter than their model of choice.

ghost.adelphe

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Rant time ;
July 24, 2014, 04:20:pm
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Can I just...womanˈwʊmən/Submitnounan adult human female.Nothing against transgenders but a transgender woman is... wait for it... exactly that: a transgender woman. Not that the actual issue doesn't apply to transgenders - because I'm sure they get just as pissed off with the bodyshaming bullshit - but let's not forget thatwomanˈwʊmən/Submitnounan adult human female.and the OP isn't inaccurate.

Abhorrent

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Rant time ;
July 24, 2014, 04:21:pm
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Real people posts make me

alyssa_420

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Rant time ;
July 24, 2014, 07:05:pm
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You are beautiful sis most sexy woman everhugshearts

Luna-Sweet

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Rant time ;
July 24, 2014, 07:50:pm
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I'm so with this in that that doesn't matter what you look like your a female your a woman yay happiness I've always been told that you have to be skinny my dad still bugs me about it till this day saying I need to lose weight an look like a lady an I can't do that unless I change completely how I look. I mean yeah I'm not the best looking girl but I like the way I am is it so bad that I'm not skinny?

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Phrenik
Something great happened this morning
July 23, 2014, 12:44:pm
I went to the vending machine right? I had ONE dollar. I decided to get an 85 cent Butterfinger. One. Put in my dollar and typed the number for it. And out comes....TWO!
I looked around before doing a dance like you would if you scored a touchdown. That was so awesome. Day was made.

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last 5 of 9 comments:

BreatheAshley

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Something great happened this morning
July 23, 2014, 02:39:pm
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I wish I had that luck at all the vending machines I have been to during this road trip.

Voltage

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Something great happened this morning
July 23, 2014, 03:11:pm
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Thats happened to me with soda before. Also the person before me left their change (usually 50 cents) Thr second happens all the time lol

halcyondays

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Something great happened this morning
July 23, 2014, 05:10:pm
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I had a soda vending machine at work that would do that all the time with the Pepsi products, two cans of soda for 50 cents alienfinger

CrystalRayne

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Something great happened this morning
July 23, 2014, 05:43:pm
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Michelle

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Something great happened this morning
July 24, 2014, 12:31:am
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lol

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slave2machine
Models?
July 19, 2014, 10:43:pm
Good fuckity-Christ there are apparently hundreds-of-thousands of models on this site.

Seriously?

* Sitting in a graveyard in period-inaccurate clothing does not immediately make you a model.
* Getting a friend with an iPhone camera and a bunch of Instagram filters does not make him/her a "photographer."
* Having an eating disorder does not make you a model.
* In fact, having a disorder at all, does not make you a model.

Also, honestly? If you're 15 and posting pictures of electrical tape on your tits with pages of 25+ year olds calling you "hawt," that doesn't make you a model, that makes you a future Amber Alert.

I know a good number of models, professional and amateur alike, and it's insulting to those that actually ARE models. Until you've spent thousands of hours going down on your photographer or vomiting in a toilet before (or during) a shoot, you're not a model. ;-)

(QUICKIE LITTLE ADDITION, because I feel it might explain a bit more of my opinion. This was an answer I had to one of the responses here, with a bit more elaboration where I feel it's needed:-) )

"Actually, what I've found is that the best models directly admit that anyone can do it, and the one's that take offense are the one's that are trying too hard! And there's a huge difference between someone who "could" model and someone who "should."

Just because someone's eye-appealing doesn't mean they should be a model. That's just a line people spout when they want to bed a beautiful-yet-low-self-esteem'ed girl/woman/boy/man. I am by NO means a model or photographer, but I've worked with/befriended many in passing and listened to their complaints about the industry and people within; some get in because they see it as an art, others as a quick way to score with "damaged goods."

(Which, lets face it, is 95% of the VF user-base.)

See, now this is where things get a little dicey. Since photography IS an art, I do think there are some people (just like artists) where taking classes on the mechanics of photography actually damages their natural eye. That said, with the advancements in technology, it is feasible for an iPhone camera to take a good-to-the-layman-audience photo and create a niche audience (people that love slices of pizza run through Instagram filters, for instance. Heh.)

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PetiteDork

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Models?
July 22, 2014, 05:50:pm
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Why not I'ma werid little person sounds humerous to me.

PetiteDork

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Models?
July 22, 2014, 05:53:pm
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:-p With all the pills I'm perscribed might as well be called a lab experiment.

slave2machine

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Models?
July 22, 2014, 08:35:pm
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Well, hell, if you'

slave2machine

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Models?
July 22, 2014, 08:36:pm
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...'re that bad off, let us know when you have a tail or start glowing, yes?

night_skye

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Models?
July 24, 2014, 07:48:pm
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Niiice XD

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Amarranth
Move your body. ~
July 20, 2014, 07:30:am













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Amarranth

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Move your body. ~
July 20, 2014, 03:39:pm
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Omg. ~ Yes. <3

Xerox-Clone

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Move your body. ~
July 21, 2014, 05:47:pm
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don't want to be "that guy" but that's the wrong Red Hood outfit to go with the Batman familyY

Raantuva

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Move your body. ~
July 21, 2014, 09:40:pm
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This is in the Top Journals list right now.

Amarranth

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Move your body. ~
July 22, 2014, 06:12:pm
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O.O Wow.

Eidolon

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Move your body. ~
July 24, 2014, 02:59:am
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some of these are syncing with my music and that's just making it even more hysterical rofl

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Vargiveum
Hideoulsy cute.
July 20, 2014, 11:43:am


Several weeks ago, a robin couple started building a nest above my front porch light. I don't mind little creatures around the house, so I left it alone. Pretty soon there were three little blue eggs in the nest. This morning, one of them hatched!




It is so damn ugly, that's it's cute. I can't wait until the others hatch and they all go through their fluffy stage. The only thing I worry about, is them falling out of the nest and into my cat's jaws.

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fieldmouse

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Hideoulsy cute.
July 20, 2014, 01:42:pm
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And I would sound like a baby crocodile.

-Rocketeer-

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Hideoulsy cute.
July 23, 2014, 01:29:pm
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OMG WHAT THE FUCK

-Rocketeer-

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Hideoulsy cute.
July 23, 2014, 01:29:pm
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whine

Sany

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Hideoulsy cute.
July 23, 2014, 01:34:pm
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I just tried to find the blackbird nest in our garden, but I failed lol

LiveBait

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Hideoulsy cute.
July 26, 2014, 01:32:pm
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Bird nests are sooo cool.

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No
VEGETA BELTTT.
July 20, 2014, 12:08:pm


LOOK AT IT

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bolton

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VEGETA BELTTT.
July 21, 2014, 06:36:am
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like this too bad it's got a big gay watermark

Krechar

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VEGETA BELTTT.
July 21, 2014, 07:25:am
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lmao

Kenshin11212

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VEGETA BELTTT.
July 22, 2014, 02:18:am
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This is beautiful

-Rocketeer-

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VEGETA BELTTT.
July 23, 2014, 01:29:pm
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does your vagina smell like vegeta

-Rocketeer-

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VEGETA BELTTT.
July 23, 2014, 01:30:pm
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jk thats a cute belt i like it

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MattyK
Made me chuckle.
July 17, 2014, 01:15:pm

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Sataness-l-

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Made me chuckle.
July 20, 2014, 06:14:am
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I.... wants one. T_T

Indi_The_Strange

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Made me chuckle.
July 20, 2014, 09:36:am
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That owl has loads of kawaii.

Michelle

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Made me chuckle.
July 20, 2014, 12:07:pm
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😭😩 I want one so bad~

DigitalDiarrhea

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Made me chuckle.
July 20, 2014, 11:44:pm
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id tame it to me by protector

Xmass_murderessX

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Made me chuckle.
July 23, 2014, 12:26:pm
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Owl: Yesss..you're doing it right, human.

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SlaughterHouseAsylum
It's official.
July 25, 2014, 08:19:pm
And thus far I have been really reluctant to talk about it. Mainly because I didn't know exactly what was happening and partly because I didn't want to be made fun of or have people laugh at me. I still don't really want to talk about it but sooner or later it's gonna come out. I know you guys know that I have been up to something with all this working out and what not..so here goes:

I suck at story telling.

Since I was a kid, I have always been a huge fan of Wrestling..WWE style that is (and you can save all the "that shit is so fake and stupid!" comments for someone who cares.)I have been watching it all my life basically. My parents were totally into it. I never missed a monday or friday night show and my parents used to rent me every PayperVeiw. When I was younger I used to always tell my dad "One day I am going to be doing that."

Well I recently got back into watching and one night had the strongest..epiphany -for lack of a better word- I have ever had in my entire life. I have always had this feeling that my life was meant for so much more and that I should be doing something other what I have been all my life. Well, I decided that this was it. Yea. I said it. So you can laugh all you want. I was unsure for a while. I was always having second thoughts but then the signs kept smacking me right in the face. from people at work telling me weird things and than this:

I found a training school literally 5 minutes from my house that actually has ex TNA and WWE employees who do the training. That's right. A school that has a direct link to WWE talent relations. One guy training has only been around 3 months and they are setting up with WWE in December.

This is absolutely fucking crazy. and insane. and absurd. and maybe even stupid.

I am putting ALOT on the line to do this but I would rather try and potentially fail than to live the rest of my life wondering what could have been.

I just want you all to understand that I have never felt so strongly about something in my entire life. I have this crazy gut feeling this is going to go all the way. It's like there is a rope pulling me in and I can't stop it. Normally something like this, I would have chickened out of but NOPENOPENOPE. I am all over this like paper on a towel and as of today I can confidentially say...

I am a future WWE "diva" in training. :-)

And if you want to laugh...please, feel free. I even laughed when I first even started to think about it.

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-13-

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It's official.
July 25, 2014, 09:47:pm
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Go for it!!!! That is awesome!!! Good luck :-)

models

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It's official.
July 26, 2014, 07:03:am
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DO IT!!!!!!!!!! Also you and TracyWayneGacy should chat, shes super into this too!

GlitterDebris

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It's official.
July 26, 2014, 08:06:am
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OMG that sounds amazing! circlesI love watching WWE, you can do it!heart

Margoth

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It's official.
July 26, 2014, 08:09:am
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Awesome! Go for it celebrate

DjEn3rgy21

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It's official.
July 26, 2014, 02:08:pm
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That's bad ass, and even if you don't make Diva. The independents are a lot of fun and there are some great people around who can help you experience more too. ^_^

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