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Gargantuan
Fat Sparkle Tits: Vol 2. #1 Casey Strange and I.
July 31, 2015, 01:50:pm
It's been months and I was still mourning the loss of my beloved Winnie Dick. I missed his gummy smile, his arthritic fingers, and our sex that reeked of infection and moist ass. To celebrate his life, I decided to make a profile on OkCupid and look for some guys who needed some lovin' in their lives because I certainly needed some. My main picture was the pic Winnie took off of me during our dates at the nursing home. My red hair in an Ariana Grande ponytail, my tongue sticking out with hot sauce all over my face and H sized boobs (the nips were blurred out) with Winnie's dentures in my hand with a crowd of cheering old geezers behind me. After filling out my profile, I refreshed the page and I had 20 messages. WOW! It has only been 10 minutes of me being on here. All the messages were pretty forward except for one.

"You need to have more respect for yourself, you slut." I clicked on his profile.



Wow, what a dream boat. loveeyes

Those beautiful brown eyes, that hair..slightly greasy looking but the way it flowed in pictures. That style, wow. Man, I wanted to get to know him more.
"For you, I'd do anything." He replied almost instantly asking "You wanna come over?"

I wore my best booty shorts and a black tanktop, curled my hair and went over to his place. I knocked on the door. He answered and gave me the weirdest look. "You're a bit fatter than I expected." He said. I blushed and made my way in. "Wow, cool place." I whispered. The floor was covered in cat hair and Snicker bar wrappers, we passed by a morbidly obese woman on the reclining chair watching "Hoarders". "How much you pay for this one, Casey?!" She guffawed as she looked up and down at me. "Shut up mom! I FUCKIN HATE YOU YOU DUMB BITCH!!" Casey shrilled. We go into his room. It was a dark room lit by a red light. Posters all over the room, but I started to notice the same faces adorned the walls. "Who are these people?"

Casey takes his shirt( he had hella taco meat chest hairs die) and grabs my ass "Christian Death. Such a great band." I didn't even realize there was a curtained off little area.."What the fuck is back there?" I asked. He slapped my ass lightly. "Don't be rude, if you wanna see, just ask."

I walked over and slowly pulled the curtain open. What was in front of my eyes fascinated and terrified me. Turns out it was a mini walk-in closet, with the curtain acting as the door. Christmas lights lit the inside of a closet, candy and candles all over the floor with weird ass stickers taped to the wall. There was a cabinet hanging from the ceiling and a piece of twine hanging from it. A life sized cut out cardboard of some dude (or woman, IDK) looked me solemnly in the eyes. "Whoaaaaaa. This is some Helga from Hey Arnold shit, man"

"DON'T YOU DARE INSULT ROZZ WILLIAMS" he shrieked. He pulled me away so quick that I lost my balance and fell, reflexively I grabbed onto the wall to help break my fall, I heard a rip before my fat ass landed on the floor. "noooo, omg what are you DOING?!" Casey screamed.

"Babe, Im so sorry." I whimpered as I got up, tears were in his eyes as he clutched the ripped picture against his chest. I pulled my wallet out "Here how much was it? $5? $10?"

"$450 you bitch!!" He went to slap me, but I grabbed his wrist just in time.
"You don't want to do that babe" I said softly. I start feeling up his body, touching his barely there muscles. I started kissing him, at first he resisted my soft, deep kisses then he started to growl and reciprocated. He tried to pick me up but he strained so he gave up on that and pushed me onto his bed.


He starts dry humping me furiously . He clapped his hands and music started to play. I threw out a few fake moans to make him feel good. "Wait, do me a favor" he says. He jumps off the bed and goes into the curtained room and comes out with a wig and throws it to me. "Wear that"

It reeked of mothballs and stinkbug. "Fuck no. You're too weird, even for me..and I fucked a man triple my age ffs." I said as I threw the wig at his face. "Don't go please." he pleaded. I run out of his room into the living room and his fat mom was topless on the recliner, leering at me. "Hey there, toots. I'm next."


I start screaming bloody murder and run to the door. I stop screaming and look back at the mom. "Eh, fuck it" I say to myself. I get naked and I go fuck his mom. It was pretty fun tbh shrug

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Gargantuan

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Fat Sparkle Tits: Vol 2. #1 Casey Strange and I.
August 01, 2015, 12:54:pm
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omg why is your sig so big

Gargantuan

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Fat Sparkle Tits: Vol 2. #1 Casey Strange and I.
August 01, 2015, 12:54:pm
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also, it was only an airsoft bullet orly

TheoHel

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Fat Sparkle Tits: Vol 2. #1 Casey Strange and I.
August 01, 2015, 12:59:pm
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My sig is big because I love annoying certain people through this.Oh ok.

SaraSynth

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Fat Sparkle Tits: Vol 2. #1 Casey Strange and I.
August 01, 2015, 06:37:pm
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couldn't help myself but laugh xP this is like zomg poetry

Spaceships

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Fat Sparkle Tits: Vol 2. #1 Casey Strange and I.
August 01, 2015, 08:59:pm
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rofl

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chemicalzombie
I MET PAIGE!!!
August 01, 2015, 11:41:pm


Just thought I'd share my picture/autograph of her with you guys gooby
IT WAS AMAZING
She called me beautiful and awesome daydream
I'm so flattered <3

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forestspirit99
31st July - Sonata Arctica, Children of Bodom & Nightwish
August 01, 2015, 10:14:am
The weather wasn't the greatest last night. Normally on nights like this, I would stay at home and watch TV or a movie but yesterday was different. Yesterday three of the country's biggest metal bands have come here to play a show.

Sonata Arctica were almost half way through their set by the time I arrived at the venue. I like some of their old albums but I've never been a massive fan. I've also seen them live many times before so I knew what to expect from their show. They play energetic power metal with very fast keyboards and squeaky vocals. I'm not familiar with their recent albums but I'm glad that they played 'Don't Say A Word' towards the end because that is one of the very few songs that I recognized.
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I've been a Children of Bodom fan since my early teens and I was really looking forward to see them live again. The last time that I saw them was at Sauna Open Air back in 2013. This time they played more songs from their newer albums which was a bit of shame because I actually prefer the old songs. Luckily their set also featured some of my favourites including 'Lake Bodom', 'Hate Me', 'Needled 24/7' and 'In Your Face'.
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The last time that I saw the headlining act, Nightwish, was in 2013 just before they announced that Floor Jansen was going to be their full-time singer. I don't own a copy of their latest album, but I've heard some of the songs on the radio such as the single '√Član'. I actually danced along to the tune when I heard it. They put on an elaborate performance complete with large backdrop artwork display, pyrotechnics and fireworks. I was really happy to hear some of the old classics, such as 'Stargazers', 'Sleeping Sun' and my personal favourite 'She Is My Sin'. These were songs which I never thought that I would get to hear live since their previous singer Anette couldn't handle the operatic vocals. Luckily her replacement, Floor Jansen is a much more skilled vocalist and a better performer. Not only could she sing all the classic Nightwish songs but also their mid-career stuff such as 'Amaranth' (originally written with Anette on vocals) sounded good. All the fancy stage props really helped to build up to the grand finale, the unforgettable opus that is 'The Greatest Show on Earth.
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Overall, it's been a memorable evening. Sonata Arctica's show was pretty much what I expected it to be. Children of Bodom put on a good show but they were better the previous time that I saw them. Nightwish exceeded my expectations with a fantastic show that I won't be forgetting any time soon.

Mood: pretty good
Music: Nightwish - Stargazers

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Raggamuffin

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31st July - Sonata Arctica, Children of Bodom & Nightwish
August 01, 2015, 10:25:am
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I couldn't enjoy that gig. Not unless everyone caught fire and I had a lot of marshmallows.

Noodles1234

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31st July - Sonata Arctica, Children of Bodom & Nightwish
August 01, 2015, 11:01:am
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Great pics

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DnB-SpeedFreak
special thanks
August 01, 2015, 07:27:pm
THX a lot MattyK highfive

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Dush108

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special thanks
August 01, 2015, 08:34:pm
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Did he send you a bottle of Appleton?

MattyK

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special thanks
August 01, 2015, 08:53:pm
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Cheers!

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MattyK
August 02, 2015, 12:01:am
I don't know whether to laugh or to cry lol.

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FrigginHell

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August 02, 2015, 12:42:am
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I can show you the world, shining, shimmering, splendid...

sourzombiekid

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August 02, 2015, 01:27:am
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As we go on a magic carpet ride a whole. New world.

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MagicBE
You know what pisses me off? #3 Feminism
August 02, 2014, 04:31:am
If you're having girl problems I feel bad for you son,
I got 99 problems but being equal ain't one.

On a serious note, this "feminism" is starting to piss me the fuck off because we've gone beyond equality, towards superiorite over men.
Which in itself is not a good thing to live by.
I understand that women want to be treated 'equally' across the globe, that is fair and thus (according to me) right.

BUT!

Everywhere we see "I need feminism because..." And that just brings my fucking blood to a boil.
Just because your stupid ass is too lazy to do a fucking jog does not mean that I can't fucking cringe when I see you.
And I do. I fucking cringe when I see like fucking abysmal people. I cringe loud and fucking clear.

And you know what we fucking have next?
ALL THIS OTHER SHIT!
To list a few of my favorites:
Fat acceptance (sorta explained above)
Cisgendered hate
Pro-homosexuality. [I thing gays should be accepted as equal, and not superior.]
Hatred towards 3D women. FUCKING. THREE-D. WOMEN.

^Let's explain this, shall we?
What I mean with this is that women all over the globe are complaining about 'oversexualizing' women in videogames, movies, etc.
That is not true, for me. Because for one, I can choose wether or not more blood runs through my d!ck or my brain.
Next, the only reason we put down what they call 'oversexualised' women is because it is a FANTASY. [Like 98% of the time]
And FANTASIES are FANTASIES.
If I'm going to play a game, and the game forces me to go female, I will not make a fucking...
Transgendered chubby fox/elephant hybrid feminist who needs fat acceptance because 'obesity runs in her famil' FUCK NO.
Imma make a fucking model that has bigger tits than the fucking booblady in the Simsons' movie.

Why? Because I fucking can! that's why! Am I sexist because of that? No.
And no, another thing feminists get wrong is the definition of rape. Which also makes me fucking puke blood from my d!ck.

rape:

1.
the unlawful compelling of a person through physical force or duress to have sexual intercourse.
2.
any act of sexual intercourse that is forced upon a person.

If you fucking booze yourself until you can talk languages that are yet to be fucking discovered and then provoke a man to have sex with you, only to regret it when you're sober, that is NOT rape.

And when you think they fucking understood that, the WORST, but WORST OF IT ALL CAME OUT OF THE FEMINISTS' MOUTH:

"ALMOST RAPE."
ALMOST. RAPE.

HOW THE FUCK do you get angry at someone, call the cops on someone and expect them to be tossed in jail because they fucking LOOKED IN YOUR DIRECTION?!
AAAAAAAARGH!

FUCKING SHIT PISS CUNT ASS.

I need to fucking look at cute rabbits or something to calm the fuck down.

This rant isn't over.

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MagicBE

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You know what pisses me off? #3 Feminism
August 02, 2014, 04:37:am
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I wrote fuck x23.

MagicBE

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You know what pisses me off? #3 Feminism
August 02, 2014, 04:46:am
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MagicBE

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You know what pisses me off? #3 Feminism
August 02, 2014, 04:51:am
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StormDamour
I think it was.....
July 28, 2015, 01:25:pm
Prowler who wrote a journal about 'clans' on VF-luckily, i was excluded.... and i know why-
VF people are catergorizing each other which is lame.
Too many emo around here, as there always was.
That's why i'm the neutral teritory.
Sure i like to hang with Jeimii, but that's for the giggles. She actually IS my friend.


Usami
Jeimii
CC
MattyK
Alex
-Trickster-
Zewe
666
Abhorrent
gOd
TheHangedMan
Hurricane
Ilus
Zoi
Synthetica
Lord_Rayven

I enjoy these people-if you don't



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Abhorrent

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I think it was.....
July 30, 2015, 02:22:pm
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Jesus fuck, you haven't died yet?

TheHangedMan

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I think it was.....
July 30, 2015, 02:23:pm
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I think he just doesn't run out of his 13-yr-old girl blood supply. He got this weird thing for Storm, but he's too old to come out of the closet.

Dush108

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I think it was.....
July 30, 2015, 03:30:pm
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Don't listen to Ziya, Prowly, you'll never be too old to come out of the closet. Embrace the rainbow. We know you can!

zoi

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I think it was.....
August 01, 2015, 05:46:pm
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Omg hi hearts what a lovely journal to stumble across.

StormDamour

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I think it was.....
August 01, 2015, 05:47:pm
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star

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xxmanicpanicbabexx11
My brother
August 01, 2015, 08:00:am
On this day in 1999 a brother was born, he's so tall and it's hard to believe today he is sixteen today. With all the fighting and all times we fought over video games and toys he and I over the past few years have gotten to be best friends he is the best brother I could ever ask for and I'm proud to be his big sister.

Mood: Greatful

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climbingivy5781
Because I Looked Down
August 01, 2015, 04:09:pm
My feeling for you is a faceted thing
Like a jewel, like the gem that you are
Hidden from most, and waiting to be found
By those who look for it

You are the Garnet, the Ruby
The pulse of blood in my veins
The rush to match excitement
The flow to match existence

The poet wrote of a 'Bright Star'
And I know how he felt
But you are much nearer and dearer
Of this earth, of this world

It is the spark that ignites my soul
To go on
To know that somewhere you breathe
You are alive, and the world is a better place for it

It is a thought of amazement
To think that in the shift of a moment
We might never have met
I may never have known

Your sweetness, your gentle soul
Your unspoiled heart
Your tender thoughts
Your veiled splendor

For you are that gem, that jewel
That silently waits underfoot to be discovered
That waits undisturbed
While the world above does not look down

The world will be blind unless you are presented
Discovered, defined, and polished
Refined and for sale
Your outward best version, in the way they value

I see the raw stone
The one just unearthed, undefined, and raw
I love you for the inclusions
They make you more unique

I could have missed you in the blink of an eye
A step too wide, or preoccupied mind
A distraction in the distance
Catching my eye

But I didn't. And I see you.
I will never be the same
Because I know you
Because I looked down

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VampireLily

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Because I Looked Down
August 01, 2015, 04:28:pm
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"I see the raw stone The one just unearthed, undefined, and raw" What a line!! Fabulous piece....
thirstywolf66
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Because I Looked Down
August 02, 2015, 04:34:am
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That's amazing writing again :-) very powerful,,

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Dush108
The Merchant of Venice
August 01, 2015, 06:02:pm
I'm pro Shylock.


p.s.: And Al heart of course...

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MunSung1075

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The Merchant of Venice
August 01, 2015, 06:29:pm
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Haha. I could never finish the story. Just skimmed the heck out of it. I basically felt it was a copyright of the Jew of Malta xd. Hey the allegory was a bit funny though. Thank gosh for mercy haha.

MunSung1075

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The Merchant of Venice
August 01, 2015, 06:34:pm
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It use to also be called the Jew of Venice, as compared to Of Malta. I did not know it was a movie though. I get mostly tired of people trying to make it a allegory for racism. A Jew (black people) are forced to give up their culture and act a specific way so not to be constantly targeted by the Christians ( white people). I can't actually remember if its a comedy or tragedy xd. Guess it depends on if you are pre or post xian covenants lol. Jk.

Dush108

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The Merchant of Venice
August 01, 2015, 08:20:pm
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I believe it was a tragedy. I only read the synopsis of the story and watched the movie. I find it interesting because of the way it plays out. You'll find either of the heros pro or an/tagonist depending on your personal views.

MunSung1075

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The Merchant of Venice
August 01, 2015, 08:35:pm
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I feel the same way. So many stories back in the day are very interesting, sadly I just hate the way they are written. Especially plays. But I guess it's the only conceivable way to write out a conversation that takes up over a hundred pages of back and forth.

Dush108

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The Merchant of Venice
August 01, 2015, 08:43:pm
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Well the play itself is not extremely interesting as you said it. To me it's the premise.

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