As you've obviously noticed, Slacker is more than 300% more active than the second most active cult on VF. Because of this, you felt compelled to rate us a 1 out of 10 in your delightful little cult-rating cult. I am very genuinely and sincerely sorry that our existence has offended you, and to show this, I am writing this journal, just for you.
I'm sorry that our "members are SHIT." Many of us rank on the 1st through 3rd page of the most rated of all time charts, and that's a terrible thing. The rating system on this website is a joke, and this is common knowledge. Ergo, rating points are inversely proportional to personal quality, and collectively, we have a ton of those. For this, I apologize.
I'm sorry that we are a "trolling" cult. Our no-moderation-under-any-circumstances policy implemented in the interest of free expression and open discourse must be especially grating to Vampirefreaks members used to more structured cults with rules consisting primarily of "Do not insult staff members or friends of staff members or you will be banned!" At its inception, Slacker foolishly implemented the polar opposite of this long-standing policy in keeping with the spirit of our past headquarters cults. Our love of free expression is as wrongheaded and as morally reprehensible as a pedophile's love of young children, surely. For this, I apologize.
I'm sorry that we are a "random" cult. Any forum that consists primarily of hundreds of people who have been friends for 5-10 years is understandably quite baffling to someone, like you, who has never taken the time to so much as make a single post there. Clearly you joined at some point, and, in our wacky, random and senseless shenanigans, we must have forgotten to make a thread specifically welcoming you and the rest of our new members at the time. This is unacceptable and I assure you, we all feel just awful about it. For this, I apologize.
I'm sorry that Kristina Davila (@filler_bunny02) and I may have mentioned the cult in other cults you are in. This spam in "every gd cult" really brings down the rest of the website, and is tantamount to unforgivable. Nonetheless, I would like to personally extend you an olive branch in hopes of righting this terrible wrong we've done. For this, I apologize.
And, above all else, I'm sorry that Slacker is several thousand more times active than anything you've ever created or frequented. This seems to be your primary grievance with us, and again, this is totally understandable. With all the "game" threads (count down from 2,000! post the time it is there! list a random fact about yourself! etc.) in your cults - and every other "top" cult on VF - the injustice of having a cult built on long-standing friendships and interesting and/or intelligent discussion outrunning your own endeavors must seem downright comparable to the injustice the Jews faced in 1933-1944 Germany and surrounding countries. So, I'm sorry that we don't have game threads, I'm sorry that we haven't implemented a ridiculous points system to badger our members into promoting the cult, I'm sorry that we don't offer rewards in exchange for utilizing our cult, and I'm sorry for every other tried-and-true gimmick that we've found ridiculous and refused to utilize that you've implemented in your own cults to no avail. I'm sorry that our members come to, remain in, promote and enjoy Slacker completely of their own volition, and I'm sorry that yours do not. For this, I apologize.
This ended up a fair bit more verbose than I originally intended, but I feel that this shows how sincere our apology to you is. I do hope you can forgive us, and will consider bumping our grade on your arbitrary 1-10 scale up a bit from the 1 you originally gave us. No offense was ever meant to you, and honestly, we weren't even aware of your existence until tonight. Which is pretty awful of us, all things considered.
boozwoir you obviously don't get it it's not that we're offended people dislike our cult, it's that their reasoning is so hilariously baseless and hypocritical that it'd be wrong not to draw attention to it you said we're all entitled to our opinions, so why are you acting like ours means any less than theirs? dipshit
I'm not. What I'm saying is posting this stuff just shows how immature your staff are. And I do understand, I'm not an idiot. And comments like yours Xoloti hardly help the cause. Insulting me is a great way of getting me on side lol. I never said your opinions were worth less than theirs, I am just ridiculing this immaturity that is being displayed.
I don't give a shit if you're on their side or not You really don't get it. If you think that this was unnecessary and childish and all that, surely you see how their review was at least as bad, right? And beyond that, your whole "to each their own" in regards to opinions would have led you to simply ignoring this journal if you weren't such a hypocrite.
tehya, chris, don't feed the trolls.back on topic, this made me lul so hard. i'm not blocked right now, but i bet i will be as soon as she sees this comment or whatever here's her likes and dislikes:Likes♥ Good Looking Females♥ Smoking Weed♥ Making Money selling my content and camming!♥ Running my Amazing cult GlamourContest ♥♥ Baking! Just about anything! But mostly Cookies, Brownies and Muffins.♥ Crafting and DIYs♥ Modeling♥ Body mods♥ Makeup♥ Unnaturally Dyed Hair♥ Stockings/Tights/Fishnets♥ EBM/Industrial Music♥ EBM/Industrial/Cyber/Steam Punk Fashion♥ A whole plethora of TV series movies and anime! TOO MANY to list! so just ask me! ♥ The Vampire Chronicles by Anne Rice and Lost Souls by Poppy Z Brite♥ Drawing/Painting pictures of Fairys, Flowers and Mystical Creatures DislikesCigarette Smoke, Stuff that smells bad in general! Gross Food, Guys who wear really tight jeans! And ya know the usual, Lairs, Thieves, DOWN-RATERS! Unfaithful people, Posers, Fakes, Juggafags, Wiggers, and just complete douche bags!! on the selling her content and camming, she means it. i can't remember the name of it but she's on a site where she sells photos of her nudes and naked cam time videos. she makes bank too because she has a lot of photo and video sets.the down-rater thing just made my day. does she think anything less than a 10 is a downrate?
I'm sitting here thinking right. I noticed that when all the Slacker journals were made the exact same people were downpropping the journals. Lame much?
Let's get this straight. I'm not in Slacker and I doubt I'll ever join. It's just not my type of cult really. Do I hate anyone in there actually I don't.
If Slacker is so "unpopular" answer me this how is it they have 4221 members and generally they have OVER 10 people viewing
If they were as unpopular as everyone makes it seem they wouldn't ever be on top cults for the amount that is posted right?
Friends has more members than Slacker does and yet slacker is far more active than friends. What's the point in downpropping every journal that is made about Slacker? it just shows how much you don't have a life. I really don't think any of them are sitting in their rooms crying because some internet person downpropped their journal.
Please. If any of you have a little bit of money to spare....even if it's just $1...please donate.
My friend Skittle's little brother who is only 3 years old has terminal cancer.
The family is facing a bunch of medical bills and they don't even have a reliable vehicle to get him to and from his appointments or places they want to go to spend their last days with him.
My heart fucking broke when she told me this.
I'm donating as much as I can when I get my next paycheck.
Please, don't just read this and think "oh someone else will donate so I'm not going to bother."
EVERY little donation will help.
Please prop this so we can get this into top journals so that more people will see it and there will be a better chance of people donating.
^ There are moments when spamming threads and journals can be inappropriate y'know.I wish I could help but I have nothing to my name.. I get paid at the end of the month and would gladly donate then if he has that long >.< I hope that everything works out, no one deserves that :/
It's okay I deleted his stupid comment. And because of that, I will never join that cult.That's totally fine hun. If you want to help, help when you can =] <3
ill do my best nikki im going thugh alot myself my nana past away in Feb. and i am trying to save up money for her tombstone but i will do my best love <3
When shit gets tough, the tough get going, or Heathers whines to the admins, because our Slacker journals all gained more popularity within minutes, than their cult has had in months.
For those of you out of the loop, they posted a journal enthusiastically begging spurned members to prop other cult journals to gain access to their "by application" cult. Not only are such cults ridiculous, they also tend to drop off in activity like no other, because they reject all the fun people, or they're so exclusive that the three people they let in get bored with each other. The entire fun and premise of these cults is getting to officially judge some poor idiot that is desperately seeking approval to join a substanceless cult of other judgmental people with low self esteem.
How do I know that? Because I had a beauty cult kick a couple years ago, and applied to anything with an application, only to be seriously disappointed when it was completely dead, or, when I got in and everyone was boring, or it was, again dead. The staff of these cults love nothing better than to modfag and throw their weight around, and the members just sit quietly and take it.
People who leap into beauty cults and want to be judged, just so they can judge others, hey, whatever. I'm judgmental as fuck too, more power to you, but when you try to compare yourselves to a cult that can get members to top journals within minutes, simply from member loyalty, no bribes, not points, just "Hey you guys should prop this." I get a little miffed, and when you report us to the admins, for taking Top Journals by storm, well, we have a problem, because we didn't actually break site TOS. We didn't harass an individual, and it says nothing about harassing cults in the terms. We didn't use oodles of profanity, we posted identical journals, and our members propped them into an immediate Top Journals take over. I hate to say "you're just jealous" but, you're just jealous that your cult couldn't get to top journals if it tried.
Slacker is what your cult will never be. It's full of intelligent, likable people that say whatever they want, whenever they want, with no censorship. There's no application, and when you join, you either fit in, or you don't, but if you disagree with the admins, or call someone out on their bullshit, no one will censor you. If you whine to the admins about someone being mean to you, you might get a link to the unsubscribe button, because in Slacker everyone does what they want.
Slacker isn't popular because everyone is bribed to be active, it's popular because a bunch of people genuinely like interacting with each other. Your cult will never be what our cult is.
For those of you who saw the force of.. internet that is Slacker before the admins deleted our journals, remember, your cult will never be this cool.
Mood: Annoyed Music: The sound of Heathers staff crying in shame.
well this is old but i just want to say that the reason the heathers journals probably weren't deleted along with the slacker journals is because all the slacker journals said the same exact thing while all the heathers journals just had the same title but they all had different content. even different "heathers" gifs. and the content didn't even have anything to do with the cult. the only cult related things were the title and the gifs. in essence, being smart about it.
I guess that's fair, I was just sad because I'd never had a top journal before, at least my journal whining about it got in there! Although everything I said about beauty cults was true. I really don't like their premise or purpose, and I don't like any interesting or good cult being compared to them.
lol @ members of a beauty cult being anally infuriated about slacker. beauty cults in general are fucking pointless and based completely off judging others solely on their appearance, yet the majority of the members in those cults look like clones of each other.personally i find beauty cults hilarious because i've applied to a few for shits and giggles - and i get rejected pretty much every single time. i wonder why? i guess they can't handle my shaved head and generally unique appearance despite their claims of accepting "everyone" good job promoting "individuality" plus i agree completely with ren's points of 1) the activity completely dies and 2) they're snoretastic in regards to the content of the threads... actually, they're 100% dull in general.TL;DR - heathers is imbecilic and so are the rest of the beauty cults, slacker is legit, and they're just assfurious because their cult will NEVER be like ours
Many people thinks that by the mere fact of belonging to a rock band you automatically become in some kind of rockstar who takes drugs and has sex uncontrollably pouring.
THE BIG LIE OF ROCK & ROLL
We don't have any of these things, and in fact, many of us DON'T WANT THEM. I feel embarrassed everytime I share the stage with other bands and I see their depravity. I'm not a moralist, but it pisses me off when people tell me: "Wow, are you in a band? You must have tons of girls, drugs, money and fun".
NO NO NO and NO!
To be in a rock band means:
-Hard Work.
-Spend all my money in music stuff.
-Thousands hours of practice.
-Deal with assholes and swallow.
-Chronic Insomnia.
And why stand all these things? Because... MUSIC IS MY LIFE, MY DREAM.
The biggest pleasure for me is when I finish a show and someone comes to me: "I fucking enjoyed the show, keep the good work!" That's why I stand a hard life. Not because I want drugs or sluts. If I wanted that, I wouldn't be musician, I would be a fucking Gangster.
Amen to that, you are more awesome now in my book bc it's for the love of music not for sluts or drugs which alot of bands thinks its all about when it's not. You're doing it for the right reason hell yea man XD
totally agree, fagfucks need to know that being in a band does not mean any of this things, u already had my respect cuz ur band is awesome but that just doubled because of ur way of thinking and ur love for music, rock on dude!!
THAT'S JUST THE CUTEST THING! Just look at it! Gaaaaaagaga !I'd love to do a photoshoot with him but he'd probably attack me.And then I'll be crying like " Why birdy WHY DON'T YOU LOVE ME "LOVE ME
I LOVE YOU JAZZ. WITH ALL I AM. Btw Jazz, I just realised now Cat is on a Euro trip meeting up the Heathers, weren't you gonna visit me? Or didn't we vaguely agreed we would? Am I right you also wanted to check out Castlefest or am I confused?
yes Yes YES ALL OF THE YESSES. starting from Juli I have absoluteky NOTHING to do. ( my contract ends this month )So maybe we could actually decide on a date?
My brother and his new wife are expecting their first child together; a little boy, and since they like Star Wars, I decided to get them something Star Wars related.
Sadly, the onesie I found that I really liked was too expensive for me so I decided to make it myself.
I spent about $7 total on all the materials I needed from Hobby Lobby and after a few hours, finished the outfit!
It's not the best out there, but I'm pretty happy with how it came out- especially for having made the pattern myself. (I don't have a working printer so I had to actually draw the pattern out by hand).
I also don't have my sewing machine with me so it was all hand stitched. The lines could have been a bit more even, but good enough!
Sadly, the onesie I found that I really liked was too expensive for me so I decided to make it myself. I haven't seen your original "wishlist onesie", BUT! I think this came out better because it was constructed from your own vision AND Auntie Love {as previously mentioned}. It's not the best out there, but I'm pretty happy with how it came out- especially for having made the pattern myself. (I don't have a working printer so I had to actually draw the pattern out by hand).FUCK YES! I give you extra props {if I could} just for hand doing everything. Even when I had ink toner, I STILL hand drew everything from my other projects. {Recent stencils included.} I also don't have my sewing machine with me so it was all hand stitched. The lines could have been a bit more even, but good enough!I'm not seeing it. I think the ears are fine. But, if it "still" bothers you, just imagine Yoda tilting his head, eyes bulging, and going all ghetto on someone. Like, "Bitch, wud u say? Ima open a can of woop ass on u! Right hurr!! R'cognize mah authrity!!!!" Lastly... I LEARNED THAT INVISIBLE THREAD EXISTS!!!!!!
Hahah* Thanks Angie! Steve was at Hobby Lobby with me and was like,"Do they make clear thread?" I told him, I know they make clear elastic thread for beading but that was all. Not even a minute later I saw the clear thread in the 'specialty threads' section! It was $2.97 or something! That saved me so much money I was about to spend on 4 different colored threads!!
OH! and I didn't pin it on Pinterest or share on FB the original because I didn't want my sister in law or brother to see it and know it was coming! lol They JUST made it to my grandparents house today so I'm going to give it to them tomorrow when I see them! I'm so excited!!
The more I thought about it, I think I remember my mom had this white floral blanket at her house that had the clear plastic-y thread. Not knowing any better, I pulled some apart and tried to somehow use them for jewelry when I was still pretty new to it.
Anybody who justifies their actions as anything other than the person consented are just looking for ways to justify their "i'm not a rapist" thoughts when they actually are.
How did this make top journals? Are there only 30 people active on vf these days?
Anyway out of sheer kindness, I made it so that you can now jump to the end:
added jump links since this is probably irritating my friends and somehow made it to top journals :PI still recommend scrolling really really fast and singing along though.
I liked how this started out, but then it started to get weak by just using random pics that aren't recognizable memes, and then it got to the trollfaces and I just gave up.
VioletSins
Slacker
You really don't get it. If you think that this was unnecessary and childish and all that, surely you see how their review was at least as bad, right? And beyond that, your whole "to each their own" in regards to opinions would have led you to simply ignoring this journal if you weren't such a hypocrite.
♥ The Vampire Chronicles by Anne Rice and Lost Souls by Poppy Z Brite♥ Drawing/Painting pictures of Fairys, Flowers and Mystical Creatures DislikesCigarette Smoke, Stuff that smells bad in general! Gross Food, Guys who wear really tight jeans! And ya know the usual, Lairs, Thieves, DOWN-RATERS! Unfaithful people, Posers, Fakes, Juggafags, Wiggers, and just complete douche bags!! on the selling her content and camming, she means it. i can't remember the name of it but she's on a site where she sells photos of her nudes and naked cam time videos. she makes bank too because she has a lot of photo and video sets.the down-rater thing just made my day. does she think anything less than a 10 is a downrate?
good job promoting "individuality" 
plus i agree completely with ren's points of 1) the activity completely dies and 2) they're snoretastic in regards to the content of the threads... actually, they're 100% dull in general.TL;DR - heathers is imbecilic and so are the rest of the beauty cults, slacker is legit, and they're just assfurious because their cult will NEVER be like ours 
LOVE ME
Bing will take down Google. 
