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Anhedonia
where did my journal go
April 06, 2015, 06:21:am
Yeah let's quietly delete my journal while doing absolutely nothing about - or even addressing - the two issues it brought up.
That thing hit #2 rank on the all-time page in twelve hours, and almost all of the props were even from people whom I regularly insult and fight with.

VAMPIREFREAKS.COM SUPPORTS RAPE AND VIOLENCE AGAINST WOMEN

click here if you think rape and beating your woman is not ok

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Anhedonia

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where did my journal go
April 10, 2015, 06:55:am
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IN YOUR FACE

CaseyStrange1334

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where did my journal go
April 10, 2015, 04:21:pm
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What a shitty admin. stare

ArchAngelJr

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where did my journal go
April 11, 2015, 05:13:am
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I threw mine into a bon fire.

Irrelevxnt

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where did my journal go
April 11, 2015, 04:12:pm
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Honestly it's bullshit that admins aren't doing anything about this. They will suspend and delete you and G0d but no one else because you two are trolls but heaven forbid someone actually harasses people, they can't do shit about it. Or maybe it's won't. Idk. Personal information is being leaked and they will eventually be sued for not taking actionrolleyes

livingdead2258

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April 20, 2015, 10:13:pm
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InVinoVeritas
hey jet
January 03, 2015, 11:08:pm
we should be allowed to gift people vf points ourselves from the vf points / rewards redemption page js Y
we shouldn't have to do additional tasks in sponsored cults to gift others with vf points when we've already technically "earned" the points we've got handy
I'm not saying to get rid of the option in sponsored cults as many members earn more / prefer that method, buuuut the rest of us who have vf points collecting dust should be allowed to distribute vf points to others, preferably in a similar setup to how we gift others premium so that it doesn't become another responsibility for Matt or other admins to look after
there are about a dozen ways I can think of that I could use my vf points (ways that could actually help boost site activity) as prizes in cult promotions / contests, monthly rewards to cult staff for their regular presence, random giveaways where anyone could win so on so forth and imo any of those options would be a better use of my vf points than the options currently available to me (that work anyway) go

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Code

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hey jet
January 27, 2015, 02:43:pm
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A little sad either way.

DameGoth

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hey jet
January 28, 2015, 10:04:am
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I would be super pissed if they got rid of the vf points paranoid I've been saving up points for years,I use them to get premium. Ánd I started to save my points for lifetime premium since last year shakefist

Anhedonia

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hey jet
January 28, 2015, 10:19:am
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So spend them now instead of getting mad later about not getting free stuff in exchange for enjoying yourself on the internet

notharley

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hey jet
January 28, 2015, 03:45:pm
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I don't mind if the points go tbh, Im only using them to get premium for other people. I do think people will lose interest in vf though which is sad.

Decayed

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hey jet
March 08, 2015, 07:07:pm
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Anhedonia I can't afford 20 bucks a month but then again I also have expenses for school that are more important than paying for internet stuff.

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Anhedonia
Defund the military
November 16, 2014, 06:24:pm
American soldiers are war criminals.
Seven digits - civilians - dead in Iraq since the decade-long invasion and occupation, many times that displaced, ISIS notwithstanding. That's a better than 30-to-1 civilian-to-enemy-combatant kill ratio.
Afghanistan is little better, if significantly less damaging. Figures are murky there, but we're about equal in terms of "enemy" personnel killed and civilian deaths.
And let's not forget the black-clad Hollywood-esque Disney-style pure evil caliphate that's emerged from our genocide in the region. Hello, ISIS, child of Uncle Sam.

The military does not exist to "protect freedoms" or whatever stupid asinine thing you want to spew to justify its existence.
There hasn't been a remotely credible threat to this country since the late 1800s. The only danger your freedoms are in is from your own elected officials and their Orwellian law enforcement agencies.
The American military is a massive genocide machine and literally nothing more.
Contrary to protecting your freedoms, they actively and violently limit them.
That is an actual link to actual ongoing events in Ferguson, MO where the National Guard has been mobilized. Why has the National Guard been mobilized this time? It's not to quell rioting - it's because the grand jury responsible for indicting (or, as the case will be, not indicting) admitted child murderer Darren Wilson will be making their announcement in the coming days or weeks.
This isn't hyperbolic or speculative. The governor of Missouri is deploying trained soldiers ahead of time, so that the foregone conclusion of "no harm no foul" doesn't cause rioting over the state's refusal to prosecute a coldblooded Nazi. There is technically no verdict yet, but a state of emergency has been declared and soldiers are being sent in to terrify people into not reacting.
Really let that sink in for a minute.

That is all your brave hero-soldiers do. Genocide the shit out of the Third World, and back on the homefront, act as an overwhelming show of force to preemptively discourage free exercise of your right to assemble.
Welcome to Soviet Style chilling.

More than 25% of the federal budget is earmarked for the military. That, however, is misleading - in actuality, more than half of all federal funding goes to the military through creative data-fudging known as discretionary spending.
Black kids are murdered left and right by state-sanctioned white pigs in blue uniforms. The military comes in, ahead of time, to frighten you into not reacting to this.
More than 1 in 2 black kids are born into poverty. Public assistance programs - already receiving a bare pittance - are slashed left and right, while discretionary spending for our global genocide machine continues to balloon.
I'm sick of typing.

American soldiers are war criminals and even discounting the rampant unjustifiable murder abroad, do nothing but destroy the people in this country from within as well.

Soldiers are not heroes. Soldiers do not "serve this country." Soldiers are parasites and bigots and cold-blooded killers of the innocent.
No one should be proud of the troops and no troops should be proud. You should all be deeply fucking ashamed.

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Anhedonia

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Defund the military
November 22, 2014, 09:18:am
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i just walked 6 blocks to shit and the only stall is in use

Prowler83

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Defund the military
November 22, 2014, 09:23:am
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How colourful!

Anhedonia

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Defund the military
November 24, 2014, 10:11:pm
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Annnnnd no indictment for admitted child murderer Darren Wilson. Go, brave soldiers. Use your guns and armor to terrify people into upholding the eternal legacy of Jim Crow.

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Defund the military
November 24, 2014, 11:21:pm
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Thank god that innocent cop didn't go to jail for defending himself legally against a minority with an uncalled for aggression against authority figures.

Dush108

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Defund the military
March 11, 2015, 05:24:pm
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Was surfing all time journals and found this beauty. :-DOn the other hand, what did you give up for lent Chris?

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Vermin
What Elliot Rodger tells VF
May 25, 2014, 07:36:am
By now you'll probably have seen Elliot Rodger's "justification" in video and written manifesto for his spree killing. If you haven't, it can be summed up like this-

"Boo hoo I am the perfect gentleman, and the fact that I cannot get laid when I am so nice and perfect and well-bred (while other people who are even UGLY or BLACK get sex) means that women must be EVIL!!"

It would be a laughable pile of crap if the little dingleberry hadn't just killed people. As it is, it's just a tragic pile of crap. However I need to stress that there are people regularly writing journals on VF who are saying much the same things. And these people need to have a few stone-cold facts wrapped up like a newspaper and then be used to battered them about the head with. Here they are-

1- Nobody has any right to get laid.

2- Nobody can retain any shred of dignity when claiming they have any sort of right to get laid.

3- It is scientifically impossible to claim it's the rest of society's, or a whole sex en mass', fault that you cannot get laid without looking like there's something catastrophically wrong with your personality.

4- If you are a "nice guy" implying it's someone else's fault that you can't get laid, you are not as nice as you think you are.

5- If you can't get laid it's almost certainly down to your own behaviours, and behaviours can be changed if getting laid is as important as you seem to think. So what's stopping you?

6- If you think Elliot Rodger makes any kind of sense at all, make no further attempts to have sex- because even in the best-case scenario you'll still get sued for damages by the gene pool.



A dickbag, yesterday.

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What Elliot Rodger tells VF
May 29, 2014, 07:49:pm
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DigitalDiarrhea

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What Elliot Rodger tells VF
May 30, 2014, 12:55:am
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thank you supreme gentleman

ymlie

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What Elliot Rodger tells VF
May 30, 2014, 06:08:pm
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ymlie

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What Elliot Rodger tells VF
October 06, 2014, 05:33:am
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rofl Sued for damages by the gene pool.

Stray

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What Elliot Rodger tells VF
April 15, 2015, 03:05:am
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Amen.

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DameGoth
Autumn Pictures
November 23, 2014, 11:44:am
Here are some of my best pictures from my last 3 forest walks.
I hope you will like them meow
























If you enjoyed this journal, please prop it ^^



Enjoy your sunday!


Mood: Mellow & Fine
Music: Type o negative - Cinnamon Girl

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DameGoth

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Autumn Pictures
November 24, 2014, 08:51:am
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Thanks ladies ^__^

OverTheSoundwaves

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Autumn Pictures
November 24, 2014, 01:35:pm
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pretty!!!!

October-Rust

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Autumn Pictures
November 27, 2014, 09:02:am
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Those are very beautiful dear. You have talent.

DameGoth

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Autumn Pictures
November 27, 2014, 11:31:am
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Thank you blush

Lucifrette

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Autumn Pictures
November 29, 2014, 08:09:am
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I need a calender with all those photos in it. Beautiful!

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Anhedonia
Dear jet,
March 11, 2015, 08:56:pm
Please blacklist the phrase "gofundme"
Newest Journals is constantly bombarded with losers begging for handouts for the stupidest fucking things.
Look at this dipshit





He's 21
And begging for free money for a fucking toy
This isn't an isolated incident either
Day in and day out your awful Latest Entries page is bombarded with pathetic nobodies asking for and expecting money from the internet to buy them clothes or a computer or a video game system or whatever
And
Honestly I'm at a loss for words here.
Blacklist this fucking website
And instead of the typical page you get when you post a blacklisted word, use their IP to redirect them to the local Craigslist page for job listings
I'll even code it for you if you want.
Alternatively just autodelete any accounts that try to post gofundme links
Please
Why do you allow this
Why do you people do this
How do you have so little fucking self-respect
At the very least go out and panhandle in the real world like an honest person.

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Gargantuan

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Dear jet,
March 13, 2015, 12:38:pm
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Guys come on send some money to my gofundme I need lipo bad

Gargantuan

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Dear jet,
March 13, 2015, 12:38:pm
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sucking fat from my gut to put in my ass. come on do it for the people

AuroraBorealis

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Dear jet,
March 13, 2015, 01:50:pm
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We showed him.

breathquiet

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Dear jet,
March 14, 2015, 04:01:pm
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Make a GoFundMe for money to pay someone to draft a bill to abolish GoFundMe.Because in America we can truly tear things down with irony.

h2O

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Dear jet,
March 17, 2015, 03:33:am
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Oh deer

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Ingvithja
Nature Photo Update V
October 19, 2014, 02:05:am








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Ingvithja

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Nature Photo Update V
October 21, 2014, 08:36:pm
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I guess I should update my shop with newer photos then! diddle

DarlingBatWings

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Nature Photo Update V
October 22, 2014, 12:26:am
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I was looking around at the journals and yours was the first one I saw. My goodness those are very lovely hun great job.

LokiCoyote

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Nature Photo Update V
October 24, 2014, 03:36:pm
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WOW! O.O Very VERY nice.

Roach

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Nature Photo Update V
October 25, 2014, 10:49:am
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The scenery is gorgeous!

Beeline

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Nature Photo Update V
December 13, 2014, 08:08:pm
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Wow these are gorgeous!!

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Anhedonia
Roleplayers
February 08, 2015, 11:17:am
reporting me won't fix your relationship with your father either

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RidiculouslyNoir

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Roleplayers
February 09, 2015, 07:11:am
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1) someone reported your journal? That sucks.
2) 958 roleplaying cults is waaay too many.

grotesque_lily

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Roleplayers
February 25, 2015, 01:00:am
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Zewe don't hate on Roleplayers!

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NekoSama
If I can't view/comment/inbox/prop/rate you
May 27, 2014, 04:13:am
Then you shouldn't be able to view/comment/inbox/prop/rate me.

Dear Jet,
Can we make this a thing? If someone blocks you could we please make it so they can't access our profiles after? Whether it be for rating, props, comments, inbox, or just simple viewing. It doesn't happen frequently, but it bugs the shit out of me when someone blocks me then comments and harasses me from a blocked profile where I'm not allowed to retaliate. I don't care that you still have to see these people in journals, cult posts, or message boards. Just please please PLEASE make it so that if I can't pester them they can't pester me either.
heart
~Neko~

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NekoSama

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If I can't view/comment/inbox/prop/rate you
May 29, 2014, 05:13:am
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Aint nobody got time for that. Why not just make it simple, and get rid of the possibility of them being able to contact you from that profile after blocking you?

NekoSama

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If I can't view/comment/inbox/prop/rate you
May 29, 2014, 05:15:am
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Also some people don't know how to do that whole edit list shite.

Socialist

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If I can't view/comment/inbox/prop/rate you
May 29, 2014, 06:32:am
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This is why I have a block button on my profile for the noobs convenience... That directs them to "sign off" rather then block. lol

Socialist

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If I can't view/comment/inbox/prop/rate you
May 29, 2014, 02:48:pm
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emogothwhatever I tried that...tried to hot link it to the 2nd confirmation link so when they clicked it they would just be deleted. Unfortunately you can't do that. O.o

JamieLeeSorenson

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If I can't view/comment/inbox/prop/rate you
May 29, 2014, 04:00:pm
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agreed that this should happen

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OverTheSoundwaves
Reality Check
November 09, 2014, 11:38:am
There is a lot of talk from people here about how VF seems to be dying. There is also a lot of talk of people ruining the site. Yes, people are ruining VF. People are being elitist assholes and penis wrinkles to every new person who tries the site out. Then treating people who have been here for years like they don't mean shit. While I agree you can post your opinions on stupid shit even if some people find them harsh, there is a fine line between doing that and running people off the site.

We then have those who feel they are the "shit" on here and we hold everyone up to standards of what kinds of people should be here. You don't dress like a demon from hell every day? YOU'RE NOT GOTH ENOUGH! You don't shave off your eyebrows and wear the same things as everyone else here? YOU'RE NOT ALTERNATIVE ENOUGH! You're older then 24? YOU'RE TOO FUCKING OLD TO BE HERE! The bottom line here is people here seem to be stuck in this DUMBASS mindset of what they think this site is for or who is good enough to represent it.

VF is a place where everyone who feels like they don't belong can be. Yet, we discriminate against those who we feel aren't good enough. VF is dying and the only ones to blame are ourselves. Who are we to have authority over who is "Alternative enough" to use or represent this site? You want the site back to the way it was? Then pull your stuck up heads out of your asses and do something about it! VF is only as good as the quality of its members and those who represent it. We need to start being more open to all aspects of what alternative is... Not what we think it should be.

Get over yourselves, get off your high horses, and get VF back to the way it should be.
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Edit: Yes, there are technical and cultural reasons why VF is declining in popularity. That combined with what I am talking about are all mixing into the cause of the failing culture.

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OverTheSoundwaves

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Reality Check
November 14, 2014, 01:21:pm
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I really dont understand "Role Playing" on the internet... Seems stupid to me...

Jessicat27

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Reality Check
November 14, 2014, 02:35:pm
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I used to roleplay online, i would love to explain why. but i can't remember. and roleplayers get on my nerves now. oops? LOLWe just..grew up i guess.

Nivram

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Reality Check
November 14, 2014, 05:19:pm
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warhammer432

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Reality Check
November 16, 2014, 06:07:am
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I agree things like this are what's ruining this site, this place use to be so easy to make friends and talk to people. Now it seems most people on here won't give me the time of day just cause of my age and the fact I don't look a certain way, since I don't have the emo look nor body.

CaseyStrange1334

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Reality Check
March 12, 2015, 12:43:pm
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It's too late. The damage has been done. And Jet is knowingly aware of all of these problems. He doesn't care as long as he is making money. (Hey Jet, DJ Jason from NYC says hello)

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Vermin
The people who ruin VF #6- Military dicks
October 26, 2014, 04:13:am
"Well I'm in the MILITARY, and the best thing about being in the MILITARY is that when anyone says something on the internet you don't agree with you just remind them that you're in the MILITARY and therefore right and better than them. Because in the MILITARY you just reasonably state "OH YEAH? WELL HOW WOULD YOU LIKE ME TO COME OVER THERE SO YOU CAN SAY YOU DON'T LIKE NICKELBACK TO MY MILITARY FACE?!". Because that's how we roll in the MILITARY. And it makes me feel so proud that in the MILITARY we are serving and protecting our country so bravely and self-sacrificingly. And if anyone suggests tha minor changes need to be made in how we do that, then we get MILITARY on their ASSES. Cuz we're MILITARY and brave and strong and MILITARY so please go on cam for me. HOO YAH!"



No thanks. These people are just a massive pain in the arse, because the second things stop going in exactly the way they want (instant gratification coupled with fawning admiration from all present), they'll start picking fights. You even see it from people whose only claim to a military background is the fact that they've signed the forms and are waiting to be called up.

It's just a career choice, guys. One that means you'll be exposed to more risks than many (but certainly not all) civilian career paths, and pretty much guarantees that you'll be boosting the nation's divorce statistics. So let's not start thinking it gives you an entitlement to be right about everything and place your glans at everyone's lips for the adulation to start.



Let me tell you about my Great-Uncle Frank. When he was a teenager, the government decided he had to be taken away from his family and apprenticeship in order to spend years shivering in trenches, while horror raged all around him. When he returned, he never spoke of it. He just went back to a quiet and modest little working life, ending his days as a quiet and grey little old man. It was only after he died that we found the citations detailing how he'd been awarded the Military Medal for repeated runs into No-Man's-Land under fire in order to rescue wounded soldiers. Had anyone started applauding him or hanging out bunting and calling him a hero, I think he's have either run for the hills or hit them. That whole bloody and murderous chapter in his life was a source of deep shame to him, and what he wanted people to remember with pride was the roses he grew in his garden.

There are still people like him. They're doing a tough and horrible job but never lose track of their humanity. Stay safe, people. I'll probably never know who you are, but the future will need you. You see, there is no animosity towards the armed forces in this journal, just to the idiots who tarnish their reputation by using a claimed military background as a justification for being plain obnoxious. And in doing so, feed the stereotype about the Forces just being the government's hired thugs. This journal focusses on behaviours, not actions status, so it's only the arseholes who need worry. They'll still object, though- because they'll have taken offence at this journal's title and not bothered reading the rest. Watch 'em rage and laugh.

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Cattz

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The people who ruin VF #6- Military dicks
October 29, 2014, 10:10:am
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Youtube poop will do that hahaWhile it can't be cured you can still spread the love!

Anhedonia

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The people who ruin VF #6- Military dicks
October 30, 2014, 06:25:pm
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Defund the military

Miss_Kitty13

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The people who ruin VF #6- Military dicks
October 31, 2014, 09:44:am
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Cattz "This whole journal is one massive generalization based on someone having a bad experience, it's like men who say all woman are whores because one cheats on them or they have no social skills."He's not generalizing, he's pointing out the specific behavior of some rather loud people online. If he was generalizing I doubt there would be any specific citations about others behaving in less boorish fashions. To be honest, the most honorable men & women I've met have been ones with military backgrounds- some I knew about while others I only learned about after knowing that person for many years. What he's saying is true; it IS obnoxious to get in someone's face about what you do or think you've done. Anyone gets in my face about how they're protecting my freedoms I just thank them & walk away, before I lose respect.

Transylvania90210

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The people who ruin VF #6- Military dicks
October 31, 2014, 09:48:am
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Cattz how can you be a "military dick" if you're not in the military?

Cattz

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The people who ruin VF #6- Military dicks
October 31, 2014, 06:06:pm
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It's all good Transyl, I'm done really posting on this Journal; yes I know I just did xD.Everyone has their own views. Have a Happy Halloween!

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Vermin
The people who ruin VF #5
October 05, 2014, 04:33:am
The people who ruin VF #5

Men's rights advocates. Or, to give them their more accurate title, Snivelling Beta Males.

You know those people who constantly pop up droning on and on and on and on and on and on about Ooooooo isn't unfair how FEMINAZIS keep making unreasonable and oppressive demands like "Just because I have tits doesn't mean you're allowed to grab them"? The ones who leap on any loose comment by one woman and insist it's ABSOLUTE PROOF that there is that worldwide evil conspiracy against men?

Well I've noticed a few things about them. Most of them are either unemployed or in dead-end jobs. Most have at least one foot on the autistic spectrum. Most have completely failed to have relationships with women, while the ones that have were deeply wounded by the experience. There's nothing wrong with have any or all of these, of course- but it sure as hell doesn't help pave the way into success in life. In fact, you could probably rename the Men's Rights movement as "League of Losers" with a quantifiably high degree of accuracy.



I can't help thinking this might explain a lot. You see, if there really is an evil FEMINAZI conspiracy leaving white men as the most oppressed group in society, where exactly is it hidden? I'm male, and I've kind of cruised through life into a happy and lucrative existence. On the way I've encountered loads of women. Some were nice, some weren't, and the occasional one even wanted to touch my rude bits. I am not oppressed, and anyone claiming I am is deluded.

If you want to understand human society, just watch baboons. The Beta Males are the awkward little scrawny ones with no friends, constantly watching the inaccessible females and howling in frustration over their tear-stained wanking. Meanwhile the Alphas are the ones sprawled out in a circle of females, casually scratching their bollocks and idly wondering what the wailing in the background might be.



And that wailing is just the bitter dry wanking of the losers. And that's Men's Rights Advocates. So, bereft little baboons, rather than having a good little snivel why not learn from the baboons? Go out and mingle with the females, and in doing so start building social alliances to boost your status.

Because the Friend Zone is a million times better than the Bitter Loner Zone.

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Xerox-Clone

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The people who ruin VF #5
October 11, 2014, 04:15:pm
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I came in here looking for Kevin and didn't find him. Is he blocked? Also I might potentially derail things a little here and I apologize for that, but, Islamic and Sharia-dominated areas hey you realize that the ultra oppressive regimes in the Islamic countries you actually pay attention to aren't actually based on actual Sharia, right?

Vermin

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The people who ruin VF #5
October 11, 2014, 04:22:pm
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I have no idea who this Kevin is, and have no reason to block whoever he is.

Anhedonia

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The people who ruin VF #5
October 11, 2014, 04:29:pm
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We are all Kevin, if you think about it

Xerox-Clone

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The people who ruin VF #5
October 11, 2014, 04:32:pm
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zero degrees of kevin

FatUglyLoser9812

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The people who ruin VF #5
October 22, 2014, 12:58:pm
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1. Vermin learned to be 'alpha' from watching baboons, WTF. lol 2. Being married most of your adult life is about as beta male as it gets. 3. He has a point, but not has hard'n'veiny as he would like to imagine.

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Abhorrent
#Badpundogforadmin2k14
August 01, 2014, 09:38:pm
#Badpundogforadmin2k14



Support a candidate that cares!

Mood: Howling at the moon!
Music: Florence + the Machine - Dog Days Are Over!

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Abhorrent

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#Badpundogforadmin2k14
August 04, 2014, 05:07:am
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Just the prop button

Abhorrent

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#Badpundogforadmin2k14
August 04, 2014, 05:26:am
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Pun Dog thanks you for all your support!

Abhorrent

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#Badpundogforadmin2k14
August 05, 2014, 08:12:pm
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Damn right

UndergroundMuse

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#Badpundogforadmin2k14
February 11, 2015, 12:33:pm
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Could you please fix the link to that image R, I'd love to see what this is about.

Abhorrent

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#Badpundogforadmin2k14
February 11, 2015, 04:56:pm
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Sure homie one sec

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-Trickster-
Nova
December 13, 2014, 09:45:pm
This is the newest edition to our family, she is half Rat Terrier and half Boston Terrier, right now she weighs two pounds and her name is Nova.



Mood: Need to make a store trip.
Music: Was It Worth It? - Children Of Bodom

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Nova
December 15, 2014, 08:14:pm
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She didn't eat yesterday so she went to the vet and got shots, she ate a whole can of food today.

SlipKnOT_GirL666

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Nova
December 15, 2014, 09:10:pm
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she's beyond adorable circles

-Trickster-

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Nova
December 15, 2014, 09:38:pm
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She's really playful too.

SlipKnOT_GirL666

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Nova
December 15, 2014, 09:39:pm
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make a video of you guys playing all together..hyperoh pls pls

-Trickster-

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Nova
December 15, 2014, 09:41:pm
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We will sometime. nod

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Vermin
VF Code re-write- your suggestions
December 07, 2014, 02:27:am
Thank you for all of your suggestions regarding the forthcoming VF code rewrite. Just to keep you updated and engaged, here's a list of the most popular features you've requested so far.

1- An automated feature that causes anyone sending an image of erect male sexual organs to a recipient who has not already "friended" them to be attacked by enraged bees.

2- The following gif to be automatically posted as the first comment every time Noodles1234 posts a journal entry about social issues-



The second comment will then be a dictionary definition of the word "Stereotype".

3- Anyone registering a new profile and "hilariously" selecting their age as 69 gets the following message- "I uderstand this means I will be unable to communicate with over half the users of this site, but hey! I'm the kind of guy that just clicks away warnings without reading them like a free-wheeling loose cannon who doesn't play by the rules".

4- Removal of the VF coding bug that causes a rift in the space-time continuum and drastically affects the behaviour of time specifically concerning the issue of when Asylum hair dye will get shipped.

5- Replace the VF logo on the front page with a big picture of Jet in a BooBah onesie.

6- A small corner of every page to bear a tiny, flashing gif of the word "Zewe". It won't achieve anything, but boy will it make him feel special. And that happiness and love will infuse the spirit of everything he does, so the staff might, just might, be able to stop yelling at him.

7- All VF design cults must bear the following message prominently- "Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery. And blatant copy/paste is the sincerest form of imitation".

8- Role-play cults. No. Just no. No.

9- The staff of all VF's beauty cults to be independently assessed by an impartial team of experts to determine whether they actually meet the criteria they refuse entry to others on.

10- Any posts about the nature and qualities of Goth music must require the sender to listen to the complete solo works of Rozz Williams and Premature Ejaculations before their post will actually send. Note from staff- we suspect this was only actually requested by one person, but he requested it 8,235,114 times.

11- Automated coding feature that causes anyone throwing a tantrum on the Body Mods forum about others using the word "gauging" instead of "stretching" to just grow up and get a sense of proportion.

12- When anyone posts a journal, cult post or forum post announcing that they are leaving VF forever, the response "Who are you?" should be immediately posted next.

13- After getting banned from the forums, users should be directed to a self-help webpage giving them advice on how to write their inevitable journal post. This should focus on helping them get just the right level of wounded bitterness while still emphasising the point that they really don't care and they're really laughing quite hard about it all, and also stress how the forums will really do downhill in their absence. A section for advanced users will cover the incorporation of social critique covering elitism and the inevitable corruption that results from wielding any level of authority.

14- All entries resulting from number 13 (above) to be preserved for future generations in a section of VF called "Hall of Whimpering" where they'll get briefly laughed at, and then forgotten.

15- Did we mention role-play cults? Still no. Bleh. No.

16- A panel of experts drawn from all fields of VF to be convened in order to discuss and finally setttle the question of whether "Writhe and Shine" is supposed to be funny or not.

17- The forums to be left alone, forever. For those who dwell there are a strange and ancient species will simply crumble into dust if ever exposed to the cruel light of change.

18- Actually, that's a lie. They'll bitch about it. And when old-school forum users start bitching about something, they never, ever back down. It's like watching a mighty mountain getting casually eroded down into gravel, atom by atom. "Yeah, you might say that now, but in 80 trillion years we'll still be here and we'll still be bitching at you. And you'll cry". For the love of God, just don't do it.

19- All VF visual images to be designed by Chalupacabra and tenzin from Death Horse, after first filling them both to the brim with tequila and these bad boys-



20- Any use of the word "feminazi" will see the user automatically redirected to Tumblr and just left there. To rot.

21- Whenever anyone posts a journal going "WHY OH WHY OH WHY DO PEOPLE FEEL THE NEED TO POST PICTURES OF THEMSELVES SEMI-NAKED ON VF, IT'S DIRTY AND IT FRIGHTENS ME" they should just get the automated response "Because breasts".

22- VF to automatically ban the under-18s

23- VF to automatically ban the over-30s

24- VF to automatically ban any who is pervy.

25- VF to automatically ban any who is not Goth enough.

26- Where's Jet? Oh! He got automatically banned!

27- Fuck it. Automatically ban everyone who doesn't correspond exactly to my own narrow set of values.

28- Why can't I submit number 27 (above)? Oh! I got automatically banned!

29- The producers and crew of the disappointingly popular TV "Reality" (yeah, right) show "Catfish" to be abducted and forced, at gunpoint, to base the entire next season on VF. And prominently feature "Fuck the Mainstream" products in every shot. Note from staff- I think this came from Jet's i.p.

30- Anyone using reasoning like "You disagree with my views on social and political issues? You must be FAT! FATTY FATTY FAT FAT!" should be automatically presented with an image of a human brain-



- and gently advised to try using it.

31- A five year moratorium to be imposed, preventing anyone registering usernames containing the word "dark" or submitting any image of human nipples being covered by electrical tape. Any complaints about these issues will be automatically redirected the the dictionary definition of "cliché".

32- Receiving any invitation to join an application-only cult will guarantee admittance and prevent banning or deletion of the user's posts for a 7-day grace period. That should dick them up quite nicely.

33- All of M 's videos should be featured on the VF front page. It must happen. And, yea, it shall be glorious.

34- "Random Thoughts" to be renamed "Bitterness and reaction gifs".

35- Did we mention the role-play cults?

Loads of great stuff that can be implemented there. Keep those suggestions coming in.

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Vermin

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VF Code re-write- your suggestions
December 12, 2014, 12:27:pm
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It could be far more tragic. I could have taken up golf.

DeepInYourLove

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VF Code re-write- your suggestions
December 12, 2014, 12:38:pm
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Oh look who it is the Dumbass who bitches at women because he gets denied by so many. Maybe you should whipe the rest of your dads sperm off your mouth before opening your mouth. Fatuglydumbdaddyfucker

Anhedonia

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VF Code re-write- your suggestions
December 12, 2014, 12:43:pm
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Every single thing you say is just so embarrassing

DeepInYourLove

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VF Code re-write- your suggestions
December 12, 2014, 01:12:pm
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rofl Who are you?

ymlie

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VF Code re-write- your suggestions
February 15, 2015, 12:47:pm
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9- The staff of all VF's beauty cults to be independently assessed by an impartial team of experts to determine whether they actually meet the criteria they refuse entry to others on. ~ Hellz to the motherfucking yes! Also NR20 is mean.

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