Re-Writing Songs
To the tune of Machine Gun Fellatio's "My Ex Girlfriend"
My ex girlfriend left me for a man
Hes a nerd drug dealer, and from what i understand
He's the expert at taking off her clothes
Wish id gotten that far, Oh well i suppose'
For a while i was like:
I don't want to live in this world anymore
I don't want to live in this world anymore
(i dont want to live in this world anymore)
Where will I find true love?
(Where will i find true love?)
My ex-girlfriend naked in my arms
A few months ago, when she enjoyed my charms
I was the expert then at takin' off her clothes
And that's all ancient history, and that's the way it goes
But I've been working on my depression (yeah, right)
Controlling my temper
And taking lots of life lessons to expand my repertoire
And my new girlfriend, my new girlfriend,
My new girlfriend, my new girlfriend,
My new girlfriend, my new girlfriend,
My new girlfriend, my new girlfriend,
My new girlfriend, my new girlfriend,
My new girlfriend, my new girlfriend,
Well i might meet her soon
