combichrist

MONSTERS ON TOUR in Europe: Amstelveen, Netherlands
THIS SHOW HAPPENED ON: july 8, 2011

well well well, today marked the very last day that MORTIIS would be on the tour. that's right. another exciting era of hob-goblining and eating the brains of small children and seahorses has sadly come to an end... so i thought, WHAT A GREAT DAY TO WEAR A PINK SHIRT AND DRINK URINE! :-D

















it was a pretty relaxed day all in all. i took some time to organize all my shit on the bus as eventhough we have 2 more shows, there is only 1 more with the bus, and after tomorrow we'd have to fly to rome for our last show... FML! well it felt good to know i'd be going into the last day on the bus well organized and already packed up for the most part. bobby spent his downtime filming a "day in the life on tour with COMBICHRIST" with levi. and trevor spent his day tattooing a good VFIM buddy of ours from last time we were in the netherlands, who's son Conner was hangin around all day to. he's a drummer and told trevor that he'd love to play a song with us at soundcheck, so trevor didn't show up (surprise surprise) and he filled in on his kit for Never Surrender! GREAT JOB CONNER! :-D























ate an awesome dinner after that, and had some time to kill before doors so trevor and bobby and i decided to have our first ever live MONKEYS ARE MACHINEGUNS rehearsal. we went over live versions of timeless classics such as I'm not racisit i just hate alot, and Seal's face. also, a new music video for Seal's face has emerged, CHECK THAT SHIT OUT HERE. we exhausted a very large budget for this video, so we hope you all enjoy it as much as we enjoyed making it, cause if we weren't poor before, we sure as fuck are now!! (its a facebook embed link, so if it don't work, sorry. i never posted one of those in here before)









once doors opened it was time to get ready for our cock and roll show (that was an honest to god typo that i just found while proof reading. keeping it!) . the shirt i made for tonight's show says I <3 POTHEADS. it was meant as a nod to the fact that you guys are usually really mellow here, which i blame on the fact that marijuana is legal and widely consumed. i am okay with that, but BOY OH BOY did you guys surprise me tonight, you were fucking RAGING and it was awesome! i made a comment on stage about you guys usually sucking but being awesome this time and that just came out wrong. i'd like to retract that statement and say that you guys are just usually alot more mellow! almost everyone of the shows we play here are my fav's of each tour, but you guys seriously took it to a whole nother level tonight, and thank you for that. we had SUCH a blast on stage, and also celebrating the expiration of the MORTIIS reign on the COMBICHRIST tour at the end of our set in true COMBICHRIST "end of the tour" fashion.













hung out with some friends after the show, got a penis measuring gift with which everyone talked about measuring their penises but never did. that little toy basically put everyone on the spot and then everyone wound up just talking about how small their dicks were. i got stoked on that though cause now i imagine that i can fit everyone's penis in my ass all at once. WIN! bobby wound up getting a boner while we were talking about everyone's tiny dicks and he didn't know what to do with himself so he offered to crack MJ's back. :-)







got kicked out of the venue when they were finally closed up, hung outside for a bit and then fucked off to the airport to drop of my best homie in the whole wide world, chris kling. we arrive at the NORDSTERN FESTIVAL tomorrow where the rest of the MORTIIS dudes will take the fuck off, and where we will also be reunited with some dear friends and bands who we all know and love. VNV GAY-TION! HERE WE COME! :-D stoked for IAMX as well!

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