So the Queen is in my town today doing some tour of Cornwall for some reason, so while she is going around I'm sat at home trying to send little green dudes to space.
Priorities in order? I think so
This is also one of the shortest journals ever posted by me, huzzar!
Call me crazy, aggressive, down right dumb or fucking retarded if you want after reading this but I kinda want to say it and will probably end up doing some dumb ass shit as soon as this happens. Well that is the intro done, basically for those of you that don't know and actually care about the world of shmee I had a girlfriend for a good 2 months (nearly 3) which ended abruptly for, as far as I could see, no reason. Unfortunately for me I really liked her and was quite hurt by the whole ordeal, this was about a month ago now so I am getting over it however I found out that she was with someone else literally the day after she left me, and to top it all off he isn't even near where we live which makes even less sense (he is near brighton in case you were wondering which is a good 250-300 miles north north-east of here). But now he is coming to see her in half term and the temptation to go and beat the living daylight out of his sorry ass is over powering, I mean even my fucking college group are asking if they can help because they saw what it did to me.
So now I have this whole fucked up situation in which I just want to go up to him and lay him out, kick his teeth in, make him eat breakfast through a straw and mess him up but the slightly more sensible side of me says that I should just break his nose and call him every name under the sun followed by getting my total nerd of a friend to create a virus for me to burn onto a "sorry" disc which contains "films" that can only be viewed on a computer. So erm... yeah that is pretty much it Mood: AHGQPWETHQ EBRQPHON
Well my life just got really confusing, I'm not even sure how.... So I think I have another job. I mean I have worked there for 10 and a half hours now but no one has actually said that I officially work there, not to mention that I never had an interview or gave in my CV or anything like that, I was just led up to the kitchen and shown what to do, then I was asked if I could come in the next day... So I did and did another shift and I still don't know if I work there. Honestly how the fuck does this work?
