I do sincerely apologize for my intrusion of your privacy here, However, I have a serious concern with which I believe you might be of help and for this reason, I cannot but reach out to someone. My name is,
Mrs Mercy Jones. A Nationality of Cape verde .
I am married to late Mr. Daniel JONES , who worked with the United Nation Office in Iraq for 18 years before he was killed in a Car bomb accident.
We were a dedicated Christians (Catholic) and decided to serve mankind to the best of our ability. Since his death, I have lived with ! the memories, fighting effortlessly to live a normal life but all to no avail.
I suffered mentally and psychologically and shortly was diagnosed of Cancer. I lived with the scourge praying earnestly for divine intervention. Just a month ago, the doctor informed me that I have just about three months more to live. I was not shocked. I accepted the news in good fate.
My dear beloved, it is in this regard that I write to you, having sourced you after fervent prayers. Before my husband died, he deposited a sum of $8.3Million (Eight Million, Three Hundred Thousand United States Dollars) with a bank in benin.
I alone have the deposit details and they will release the deposit to no one unless I instruct them to do so. The bank has no single idea of whatâ€™s the history or nature of the deposit. They are simply awaiting instructions to release the deposit to any party that I may direct. This is the situation. I will simply nominate you as the next o! f kin and have them release the deposit to you.
I have wholeheartedly decided to donate the entirety of this fund to any devoted believer or organization and to achieve this, I need an individual that will utilize this funds adherently for these purposes:
1: For the sick, less-privileged and destitute.
2: For the Widows and the motherless babies e.t.c.
3: orphanages, Research centers and widows propagating.
4. To adopt children and give them good future
These are the wishes of a dying woman. They are the desires of my heart, hence my decision as I do not have a child to take over my inheritance. Please, understand that I am not doing this because of fear of death as I am certain where my place already is.
When I receive your response, I will direct you at once to an attorney who shall assist you with the deposit portfolio transfer of ownership procedures.
I wish to state here that! my communication with you will seize once I have given you the attorney contact and of
course a letter of authority mandating the bank to entertain your claims of right of ownership.
All I need from you is Truthfulness, Honesty and Sincerity assuring me that you can in all honesty and obedience utilize the funds for the purpose with which it is meant.
In any a case, a quick response from you will be highly appreciated as I am already on a count-down and may not have ample time to finalize the procedures. Any delay in response may compel me to source for other measures or perhaps choose the alternative which I will not be happy to. Please, do not see this as a strange possibility or an unbelievable Opportunity to make wealth, rather see this as a rare chance to assist the less privileged in truth and in spirit with a substance.
Do not betray my confidence in you.please reply me on my personal email which firstname.lastname@example.org
I insist that you reply me via this address.
I await your immediate response.
Thank You and Bless You richly!
Mrs Mercy Jones
hahahahahaha! I'm not that greedy nor stupid....ffs some people!
A couple of mates of mine have opened an Agony Aunt page on Facebook. Much to everyone's mirth. For your eyes only a few excerpts. These women are mature professional nurses so their advice is sound! Oh and they both drink....a bit...
Question: Girls, I wonder if you can tell me what the best lubricant is....I'm booked in for a good old quim flicking at 10 and don't want a repeat of last weeks dry old party mun!!! still a bit sore to be honest!
Answer: Still, I dont like to leave anyone high and dry (so to speak), so can I suggest lard. Its cheap, and its all over your hands anyway!!!!
Question: Hello Cathy and Suzi - can you help me with my problem. I've been in a relationship with a goat for 5 years and we're planning on getting married - but no church or registry office will accept us. What can we do ??. PS - we really love each other!!
Answer: Hello Lee, thanks for sharing, you dirty pervert. Hmmmm, this is a tricky one. Can I suggest that you join an alternative commune type thing, where no one will judge you, or indeed form an angry mob and hunt you down. Yes, I feel staying out of mainstream society is perhpas the best way to go. Let us know how it works out Lee, and thanks again for sharing!!!!
Questionear Cathy & Suzi, i`m shy with girls.Whenever i get close to one i start crying. What advice can you give...?
Answer: Hello Andrew, thanks for sharing the fact you are a loser around women. I'm sure you're used to it though, being a loser in every other way as well. Listen, you need to start drinking heavily, bit of Dutch courage like!!! Good luck you pathetic jerk. Let us know how it works out xxxxx ;D Mood: hahahahaha!