VF has caused me to lose faith in Humanity as a whole.
May 25, 2012, 07:02:am
So I just spent about half an hour reading the Top Journals out of complete boredom since I have no money to do anything this fortnight, (if you must know, I gave hundreds of dollars to another VF user).
Continuing on, all the Top Journals consist of is the following, 1) Bitching about VF, 2) Bitching about the Top Pics, 3) Bitching about BeccaBabyDoll (I don't think that's the correct selling but like I give a shit), 4) Bitching about people or current affairs, like Kony, bitches being to fat or to thin, or homophobia stuff.
I know, it's an oxymoron bitching about the bitching, but for fuck sake you're a pack sad cases.
Why can't there be more journal entries, about baking cakes or some shit in the top entries? If no one has noticed: IT'S PRETTY FUCKING BORING READING ALL THIS DEPRESSING SHIT.
Well, I think my right hand's wrist is broken, in one way or another. Meaning it'd be the seventh time it's done so.
No idea what I did, I was just qpplying colour to roots and POW(!) mother-fucker starts pulsating pain as though it's an ecstasy going through my blood.
Now about three and a half hours later, it's feeling the same, except now the muscle and tissue around it is swollen and squishy. I played guitar last night and it wasn't an issue then, so I have no idea what the fuck is going on with it.
Got to leave early to go to hospital just to be sure. $10 says I get the oldest, haggiest bitch of a nurse, and a doctor just out of Uni who can't apply the bandage right.. Mood: "Pain, in so much pain!" Music: No earphones, no music.
"Freezing cold, cracks your limbs! How long can you last in the frozen water burial?"
Corey on lead vocals, (like they were when they played Sydney, ANZAC Day 2011 with Disturbed), is always fucking brilliant. Mood: JAWSOME! Music: Angel Of Death - Trivium
The easiest way to become famous on VampireFreaks.
May 19, 2012, 10:01:am
Here's a mix of ways to become famous on VF quiet fast, no hard work involved at all.
1) Look cheap, slutty, and overall fucking hideous. There is always someone who doesn't care what they put their cock into, and coaxing you into sex is what they think is a profession. Using condoms is recommended because Earth doesn't need more people like you.
2) If you're under the age of 18, before you could be totally sure about your orientation, say you're gay, asexual or pansexual. Because you know it's totally true, because when you kissed that girl, on the cheek, that totally made you a lezzo.
3) Post pictures of your nipples taped, down, only after using Photoshop to increase your cup size, and to change the colour of your hair because you're to cheap to actually dye it.
4) Post shitty poetry Journals.
5) Ensure you include a misspelled variant of: error, angel, infected, blood or terror.
6) This is the most important one to remember to do, despite being skinny like a junkie, ensure you remember to ALWAYS say how fat and ugly you are.
Now call me an asswipe, but I can name two users off the top of my head who don't follow this doctrine. 1) Miss_Grotesque. She's lovely, give her some love. 2) Miss_Demelza. She's lovely, give her some love. Mood: Bored, if you can't tell. Music: Hot Fuzz.
