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aryan_evil's Journal
Mumbles and Grumbles
I'm random and so are my journals. Sometimes I ruminate on the state of the world, my life, people on vf, etc., or grumble about stuff that pisses me off. Pay no attention to the fake chick behind the door.
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Premium
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November 16, 2008, 06:46:pm
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I'm premium again. I checked and i had $28 in the bank, so ispent $20 on premium. (don't worry, tomorrow is payday).
On another front, try this...
1. How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator?
Stop and think about it and decide on your answer before you scroll down.
The correct answer is: Open the refrigerator, put in the giraffe, and close the door. This question tests whether you tend to do simple things in an overly complicated way.
2 How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator?
Did you say, Open the refrigerator, put in the elephant, and close the refrigerator?
Wrong Answer.
Correct Answer: Open the refrigerator, take out the giraffe, put in the elephant and close the door. This tests your ability to think through the repercussions of your previous actions
3. The Lion King is hosting an animal conference. All the animals
Attend .... Except one. Which animal does not attend?
Correct Answer : The Elephant. The elephant is in the refrigerator. You just put him in there.? This tests your memory. Okay, even if you did not answer the first three questions correctly, you still have one more chance to show your true abilities.
4. There is a river you must cross but it is used by crocodiles, and
You do not have a boat. How do you manage to cross?
Correct Answer: You jump into the river and swim across. Have you not been listening? All the crocodiles are attending the Animal Meeting. This tests whether you learn quickly from your mistakes.
According to Anderson Consulting Worldwide, around 90% of the
Professionals they tested got all questions wrong, but many preschoolers got several correct answers. Anderson Consulting says this conclusively disproves the theory that most professionals have the brains of a four-year-old
Mood: pretty darn ok
Music: football
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Random Update
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November 15, 2008, 07:03:pm
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let's see... the full moon is on the wane so i am feeling less out of kilter than i have felt the last six weeks or so. met some great new friends (and some really awful, disrespectful ones. have been allowed to take some pics ordered by someone (mmmmh, love that idea of being ordered) and played dressup twice in the last three weeks.
In other news... my casual survey of whether anyone likes to be mean or violent, the winner was.... drum roll.... ta da!: Violent, by three to one. Two people said they were neither, and just a handful liked to be mean.
and surprisingly a lot of you had kill fantasies... quite involved ones... like plots from a movie, and thought that was wonderful! Nothing like a Babe with a Weapon!
Mood: Pretty good
Music: Kitties asking for food
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Funny
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October 25, 2008, 12:24:pm
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A little girl was drawing a picture in class, and the teacher walked over and asked what she was drawing.
"I'm drawing a picture of God," the girl replied.
The teacher was a little startled, and said, "But no one knows what God looks like."
Without looking up, the girl said, "They will in a minute."
Mood: Feisty
Music: Birds in trees
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Just Curious
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June 26, 2008, 01:30:pm
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Anyone ever notice that the number of members Online is almost always 4483, and seldom more than 5000? And of those 90% are Females. Since I first joined here, 689,478 new members have come online.
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