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Z0MB13BABY's Journal
There Is No You
There Is Only Me
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If you don't read this, you'll regret it.
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November 17, 2008, 01:05:am
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1. Spell your name as it sounds
CAT-CH-UP
2. Are you available?
No, I love ketchup
3. What's your favorite number?
Ketchup
4. Favorite color(s)?
Red, cause its the color of ketchup
5. Least favorite color?
Everything except ketchup
6. What are you listening to?
Ketchup
7. Are you happy with your life right now?
As long as I got my ketchup
8. Favorite Subject?
How to Make Ketchup 101
9. Favorite smell?
Ketchup
10. How do you make money?
My hos, I gotta have some way to buy ketchup
11. Are you outgoing?
I don't need to be, I got ketchup
12. Do you like Big Mac's?
As long as they have ketchup on them
13. Do you own big sunglasses?
No, but my ketchup does
14. Where do you wish you were right now?
Swimming in a pool of ketchup
THE CANS:
1. Can you blow a bubble?
If its a ketchup bubble
2. Can you touch your toes?
I'd rather touch ketchup
3. Can you whistle?
I whistle to ketchup while I'm workin construction
4. Can you wiggle your ears?
If ketchup would like me to
5. Can you roll your tongue?
I can roll a blunt for ketchup and I
6. Can you tie a cherry stem with your tongue?
Cherries are not ketchup
THE DIDS:
1. Did you ever want to be a doctor?
Yeah, so I can make sure ketchup is always safe
2. Did you ever receive an engagement ring?
From ketchup... *tears up*
3. Did you ever want to be a fire fighter?
I'll put ketchup's fire out ;]
THE DO'S:
1. Do you believe in God?
If God is ketchup, then yes
2. Do you know how to swim?
In ketchup, yes
3. Do you like roller coasters?
As long as ketchup is holding my hand
THE DOES:
1. Does your car get good gas mileage?
I don't need a car, if I have ketchup
2. Does your family have family picnics?
Yeah, all we eat is ketchup
3. Does your home have a bookcase?
Filled with ketchup!
THE HAVES:
1. Have you ever been to Canada?
I wanna go buy some of their ketchup
2. Have you ever gone fishing?
For ketchup
3. Have you ever seen a celebrity?
KETCHUP! OMG!
4. Have you ever been on a motorcycle?
Holding onto ketchup. =]
THE HOWS:
1. How much money do you have on you right now?
I have all the money in the world for ketchup
2. How many cars have you owned?
None, ketchup is my ride ;]
3. How many jobs have you had?
I'll work double shift for ketchup
4. How tall are you?
5" 6'. Ketchup is only like five feet short than me
THE LASTS:
1. Last person you hung out with?
Fuckin, Aimee and shit, I wish ketchup was there
2. Last thing you said out loud?
"Later, bitches" I wish I said that to ketchup
3. Last person you were in a car with?
Aimee (but, shh, ketchup was in my backseat)
4. Last time you ate at McDonalds?
A while ago, they have some good ketchup there
5. Last thing you had for dinner?
Ketchup
6. Last thing you bought?
Ketchup, obviously
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THE WHATS:
1. What is the temperature outside?
Cold, thank God I have ketchup to keep me warm
2. What time did you wake up?
Around like 8, and I went and ate some ketchup
Random:
1. Who do you love?
KETCHUP!
2. Do you have a best friend?
Si, there name is: Ketchup
3. Do they love you back?
Obviously. Me and ketchup have a strong bond
41. DO you draw your name in the sand on the beach?
No, I write Ketchup's name
42. Have you ever been awake for 48 hours straight?
Yeah, me and Ketchup were together =]
45. What goes best with a soft drink?
Oh, soft drinks are delicious
46. What did you do two nights ago?
Ain't rememberin, I hung out with Aimee, Morgan, Ashley, CJ, Clinton, Ross, Straun, and Matt (I was really thinking of soft drinks tho)
47. Are any of your great-grandparents still alive?
No, but, luckily, I don't need them as long as I have soft drinks
48. Where do you keep your money?
Bra, or in my soft drink
49. When is your next party?
I have sexy parties with my soft drink
50. Would you rather sleep with someone, or alone?
I'd rather sleep with some soft drinks
51. What was the weather like on your birthday?
Probably snowed, but thats alright, soft drink was there =]
52. Would you make out with anyone on your top friends list?
If soft drink were on my list, I'd make out with it
53. Where were you at 3:02 AM this morning?
In soft drink =]
59. What was the first thing you thought this morning?
I NEED MY SOFT DRINK
61. What are your plans for this weekend ?
To spend some lovely time with soft drink
64. Coke or Pepsi?
Those are both soft drinks =]
66. What do you dislike at the moment?
The fact that my soft drink isn't here
67. What did you dream last night?
About my soft drink
68. What's the last tv show you watched?
I watched some porn with my soft drink
69. What is your favorite piece of jewelry?
An engagement ring from my soft drink
70. Name 1 person on your Top Friends who is the most like you?
Everyone is fucking different, or so says soft drink =]
71. Do you always lock your bedroom door?
Nope, I need my soft drink to sneak in
72. Are you on any prescribed medication?
Yeah, bitch control, so I don't have little soft drinks running around
73. Have you ever cut your own hair?
Yeah, and soft drink's
74. What is your favorite frozen treat?
Soft drinks can be frozen sometimes
75. How many piercings/tattoos do you have?
6 piercings, no tats yet, soft drink has many tho
76. Wheres your favorite place to be?
In soft drinks cool liquidness
77. Is there someone you haven't seen in a while and miss?
Yeah, soft drink =[
78. When was the last text you sent?
About 48 minutes ago, to my soft drink =]
79. Do you care what people think about you?
Only soft drink
81. Last new person you met?
Some kids, I dunno, they were drinking soft drinks, and I got jealous! =/
82. Did you work today?
I worked for soft drink ;] Hehe
83. Have you ever moshed?
Yes, soft drink was there as well
84. Do you like the person who posted this last?
I wish soft drink posted this last
85. Do you know their birthday?
Soft drink always has a birthday
86. Something you'd say to them right now?
"Soft drink, I think I may love you."
87. What do you smell like right now?
Soft drinks
88. What's your favorite color?
Any color my soft drink is
89. Do you like ketchup?
Oh FUCK SOFT DRINKS! Yeah. I LOVE KETCHUP! I put fucking ketchup on my god damn ketchup
90. What do you tell yourself when times get hard?
Eat some ketchup
91. Do you think you will be in a relationship 3 months from now?
With the lovely ketchup
92. What color is your pillow case?
My pillow case is made of ketchup
93. If you could say something to your ex what would it be?
"Eat some ketchup and be happy =D"
94. Who was the last persons stomach you saw?
I saw my ketchup bottles tummy as I undressed her slowly last night... Yummy
96. Have you ever been to California/Chicago?
No, but I've been to Ketchupville
97. What is the thing that you would most like to change about you?
Increasing my love for ketchup
98. Have you ever suffered from bulimia, anorexia, etc.
No, I love ketchup to much to not eat it, or purge it
99. What celebrities do people say you look like?
Ketchup
100. Does it annoy you when someone says they'll call but don't?
Only if its ketchup
101. Are you a jealous person?
Yes... Jealous of KETCHUP
Mood: I love ketchup.
Music: Soft drinks try to tempt me.
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Used Phones
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November 16, 2008, 10:59:am
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Anyone willing to sell me used, VERIZON phones?
Please contact me.
I'm willing to buy, at a discount price, of course.
And as long as it isn't a touch screen.
Mine fucking sucks cock. And, I hate it.
Anyway, message me.
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lol. =]
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November 12, 2008, 06:39:pm
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lololol.
So, I just realized that my town's motto is:
"We don't have a town drunk, we just take turns."
lol.
=]
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