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ViciousFishie's Journal
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Bored
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November 22, 2008, 01:09:am
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Boredom and unemployment suck.
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Failsauce
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November 21, 2008, 03:22:pm
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My friend, War, summed it up perfectly.
"TWILIGHT -- mostly, I'm just sorry for the actors
Today at 3:40am
I'm posting this on Facebook for you, Crystal. 3 AM FTW!
TWILIGHT IN SHORT: LULZ, PREMATURE FANGULATION ABUNDANT. NEEDS MOAR HALF NAKED CAM GIGANDET SLATHERED IN HONEY. AND CHICKEN.
Lame fight was lame.
Damon would make the best Cullen ever. With his mystical power of smart assery, no evil vampire would stand a chance.
CARLISLE: *grabs Edward while he's gnawing on James* "Remember who you are!"
DAMON: "That's right! Remember, you're a part of this family. And in this family, we murder together!" 
Hey, if they take this whole "killing one of their own" thing so seriously, why were they all so happy and dancing around a fire like a bunch of pagans? OMGPAGANS! EVERYBODY RUN!
The script, while better than the book (not hard), still sucked. That's pretty unavoidable. However, it was like they couldn't decide if they wanted to turn it more action or more romance, ending up doing the same stupid thing the book did--all romance with plot thrown in at the end. I was hoping (mostly since Melissa Rosenberg also writes for Dexter, which I love) that they would have at least streamlined the damn thing, considering they had to shorten it anyway.
Y'know, the acting wasn't half bad. The directing? Questionable. The only other Catherine Hardwicke flick I've seen is Thirteen, which was pretty good (Nikki Reed was also way better). But good lord, woman! Do we really need all of these close-ups of Edward with his eyes bulging out?* And then play the same sappy piano music every time he goes into close-up? Or walks into a room? Or does anything? And the random cuts to montages... Unnecessary, especially since it sounds like they just added those things. The bit with everybody in period clothing just looked so incredibly goofy. Even some Twihards laughed aloud.
*Pattinson has two modes: "INTENSE" and "OH SHIT" I'm not knocking him. That's just his face. He did pull off the creepy Edward really well. RPattz and KStew had some good chemistry, but it still felt way less romantic and way more creepy. I mean, creepier than the books, probably because SMeyer's creepy was unintentional while RPattz clearly understood the creepo factor of Edward's character.
One thing that always annoyed me about Twilight was how Bella always referred to herself as being so very adult, and then she goes and acts like a whiny little preteen all the time. KStew's Bella actually did seem to at the very least be in pretty good control of herself.
Still, if I didn't know all about Twilight, I would have no clue what was going on. I would probably have been going, "WTF? This is dumb!" the whole time. It's still dumb and nonsensical, but in comparison to the books, the movie is a significant improvement.
Because I know it is so important, SPARKLING. I could not stop laughing. It was taking everything I had not to do so loudly and obnoxiously. But like Crystal said, "It looks like he's sweating. A lot." And then the immortal line, "This is the [sparkly] skin of a killer!" Poor RPattz. There is no convincing way to deliver that line when your skin is supposed to sparkle like a little girl's backpack. He sure did try his heart out though.
WHAT THE HELL IS UP WITH RADIOHEAD OVER THE CREDITS? OK. You took Iron and Wine, Mute Math, and on and on. I could almost forgive you. BUT RADIOHEAD? This shit is FUCKED UP.
Also. Final note. This film would have gotten an A+, two thumbs up, from me... If they had not uglied up Cam Gigandet and if they had given him significantly more shirtless time. Or at the very least more time to be so very deliciously evil. I think I know why he always plays the bad guy. The man is good at it. Or maybe I just think he's so hot I would even sit there slack jawed and squeal, "HE'S AMAZING" if he was burping the alphabet. WHATEVER. If Cam's hotness could be converted into energy, there would be no fuel crises."
Yah...
XD I get facebook posts!
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Nothing
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November 19, 2008, 09:31:pm
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Biggest news evaaarr
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November 17, 2008, 05:42:pm
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Just had like 3 freezepops.
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Insomnia calls for a surv
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November 17, 2008, 01:56:am
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Can you take this without deleting or fibbing on any questions?
Suuuuurrree
Would you get back with your last ex if they asked you?
No freaking way.
Last person to comment you?
On where?
Does anything hurt on your body?
Head, eyeballs, back, neck.
Name a lyric from the song you're playing:
.........
What was the best thing that happened today?
I got a hug from one of my gay kids?
Will you be in a relationship next month?
I hope so. I would like to keep the one I am in going for a while.
What can't you wait for?
All this bullshit to be done with or like my ex-manager to die so I can go to her funeral wearing yellow. You know, something nice.
Is this the best year of your life?
I'm going to go ahead and say no.
Have you ever showered with anyone?
A bunch of people. When I was in swim club. Yey! Half naked girls!
How much milk do you put in your cereal bowl?
I don't really eat cold cereal.
When there are questions missing in surveys,do you come up with new ones?
Of course. Or I make up stories for them.
Who pissed you off today?
No one.
Three things you did today:
Woke up, made pie, did this survey.
Did anyone see you kiss the last person you kissed?
Maybe? It was on a public street...
Do you think you've ruined your chances with someone?
I hope not.
Have you ever made out on a bed?
Many times. Generally, this leads to sex.
Are you good at hiding your feelings?
I have no clue. Probably not.
Have you ever cried from being so mad?
Yes.
hmm.. tears of rage.
Delicious!
Have you ever made someone laugh when they were crying?
Yes, I do believe I have.
What is something you currently want right now?
Not to be so stupid and silly.
How are you feeling?
Eh.
Have you ever been punched by the opposite sex?
Yes, but it was all in play, and in the end I kicked that snivelling slob's ass. Stupid little pussy...
Have you ever gotten in a drunken fight?
Nope.
What's your relationship with the person you last texted?
My lover. He eats babies for breakfast 
What was the first thing you did when you woke up?
Texted the person I just talked about in the previous question.
Who knows you the best?
Hmmmm
Did you get a full 8 hours of sleep last night?
No freakin clue.
How many people do you have 'a thing' for right now?
None. My feelings for a special person are way more than just "a thing".
Has a boy put their arm around you in the past five days?
YEses ^____^
He's not really a boy though...
Did you kiss or hug anyone today?
I got hugged by Danny. Who's like taller than me now...
It's very unsettling.
Would you like to put last night on repeat, and live it forever?
Umm hell no.
Now, the night before that I may just say yes to.
Name someone who can always makes you smile?
Ummm his name starts with H...
What were you doing at 10:00 this morning?
I don't remember. Probably sleeping...
What were you doing 30 minutes ago?
Fuck, I don't know. I don't really keep very good tabs on myself.
What did you do last night?
Read myself to sleep. It's not very exciting.
Do you watch the Super Bowl?
Uhh no.
Explain why you last threw up?
I was sick. Must have been a bug or something, but I was puking and shitting and I had a nice toasty temp of 102.5 and then I got fired for it because I couldn't leave my bathroom, much less come into work, and I refused to sell my soul to Satan and drop a grand on the emergency room, so yeah. I guess that is grounds to fire someone.
Have you ever run out of gas?
Not yet. *crosses fingers*
Hot tea or Iced tea?
Hawt.
What was the weather like today?
It SNOWED. Fuckin' A...
Where did your last hug take place?
Starbucks.
Are you very random?
Yes and no... but I'm not exactly predictable either. which is probably bad sometimes.
Do you want to get your hair cut?
YES!
Are you over the age of 25?
Nope.
Do you talk a lot?
If I'm in one of the right moods to do so.
Do you make up your own words?
Why, yes! I honestly and truly do.
Bar soap or body wash?
Body wash on a loofah, bitch.
Are you a jealous person?
Yes. Moderately.
What brand of shampoo do you use?
I switch it up. Generally what is acceptable and on sale...
Do you chew on your straws?
No.
Do you have curly hair?
Kinda wavy sometimes...
Where did you go today?
Parent's house, Starbucks, PetSmart, Best Buy.
What is something you say a lot?
Curse words, sarcastic phrases, "omg" you know, all that stuff
What should you be doing right now?
Not this survey.
What are you listening to?
Machines.
Did you cry today?
Yep.
Do you like Chinese food?
Sometimes.
How big is your bed?
Tiny twin.
Do you know someone with the same birthday as you?
Nope.
Does anyone like you?
Yes ^_____^
Do you bite your nails?
Not really, when I'm anxious or whatever I bite and pick at the skin around them,
How many times have you been pulled over by the police?
Once.
Pancakes or French Toast?
French toaaaaaast
Do you like maps?
Yes?
Tell me a random fact:
My dad has a black widow as his new pet. We found it in grapes...
Ever have surgery?
No.
Have you been to Times Square?
Yuuuss. It was awesome.
Wake up next to anyone this morning?
No, and it sucks.
Do you have anything that belongs to your boyfriend/girlfriend?
I'm not sure..
I have a ring, but I'm pretty sure he gave it to me, so it's mine.
Have you thought about an ex today?
Yes, and I blame you.
When was the last time someone called you baby?
Today.
Who was the last person you had an argument with?
Good question.
When was the last time you were really confused?
Today.
Has anybody ever given you butterflies?
Yeah.
Do you have nice eyes?
I don't think they too special.
Whose birthday is coming up?
A bunch of people's.
Were you happy when you woke up?
Not in particular.
Do you think that you have made a difference in someone's life?
I hope so.
What was the last thing you cried about?
Dumb life bullshit.
Would you do anything to have someone back in your life?
No.
Who was the last person that called you?
Sharon. Loser was in the next room too.
Do you plan on moving out in the next year?
Possibly. Messy males are nasty. Perhaps it is time to get my own place by myself.
What is one emotion you are feeling right now?
Annoyed.
What are you currently doing besides this?
Bouncing my leg.
Any plans for tomorrow?
Yes. I'm hanging out with Sharon and we are going to look at fish, aquariums, terrariums, and junk.
What's the last thing you ate?
I don't recall.
Are you gonna be home alone tonight?
No. Not at home tonight.
What are you doing tonight?
Going to bed.
How has this week been?
Shitty and good, and then bleh.
When is the last time you took a nap?
No clue.
Is someone mad at you right now?
I hope not.
Do you ever hang out with someone of the opposite sex?
More than I hang out with people of the same sex.
When was the last time you were sick?
Last week! On my birthday, and when some stupid fat bitch decided to fire me.
Do you think a lot of people think bad things about you?
No clue. Probably.
Is there something special you want for Christmas?
A car, but that is probably not going to happen.
Could you ever forgive a cheater?
No!
Have you ever cried while in the shower?
Plenty of times... Theres something really comfy about it, which is ironic because crying isnt really comfortable...
When was the last time you were disappointed?
I still am.
Have you ever been in trouble with the police?
Nope
Mood: dkugf
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