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ToxicBarbieDoll's Journal
The Confessions Of A Teenage Loser
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I'm 24% Virgin (Damn You Katie) :p
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July 09, 2008, 12:32:pm
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Body: Ok, here’s the deal... Start with 100% and subtract 1% for everything that you've done. Then repost as your __% Virgin. If you don't repost this in the next two minutes, you will be cursed and die a virgin! Or if you’re not a virgin you'll never get laid again.
100%
Smoked
Drank alcohol
Cried when someone died
Been drunk
Had sex
Been to a concert
Gotten/given a hand job
Gotten/given a blow job
Been verbally/sexually harassed
Verbally/sexually harassed somebody
92%
Felt someone up and/or been felt up
Laughed so hard something came out of your nose
Cheated on a boyfriend/girlfriend before
Been cheated on by a boyfriend/girlfriend
Been to formal/prom
Cried at school
Gotten lost in a department store
Went streaking
Given or received a lap dance
Had someone of the opposite sex in your room
86%
Had someone of the opposite sex sleep over
Slept over at someone of the opposite sex's house
Kissed a stranger
Hugged a stranger
Went scuba diving
Driven a car
Gotten an x-ray
Hit by a car
Had a party
Done serious drugs
79%
Played strip poker/darts
Got paid to strip for someone
Ran away from home
Broken a bone
Eaten sushi
Bought porn
Watched porn
Made porn
Had a crush on someone of the same sex
Been in love
73%
French kissed
Laughed so hard you cried
Cried yourself to sleep
Laughed yourself to sleep
Stabbed yourself
Shot a gun
Trash talked someone and then acted like their best friend the next day
Been online for 9 consecutive hours
Watched TV for 9 consecutive hours
Watched an animal die
63%
Watched a person die
Kissed and/or messed around somewhere with at least 1 person present
Pranked somebody
Put somebody in the hospital
Snuck into someone's room and/or your own room after being out
Kissed somebody of the same sex
Dressed punk
Dressed goth
Dressed preppy
Been to a motocross race
54%
Avoided somebody
Been stalked
Stalked someone
Met a celebrity
Played an instrument
Ridden a horse
Cut yourself
Bungee jumped
Ding dong ditched somebody
Been to a wild party
46%
Been caught stealing something ☺☻☺☻☺☻☺
Kicked/punched a guy in the balls
Stolen a boyfriend/girlfriend from a friend
Gone out with your friend's crush
Got arrested
Been pregnant
Babysat
Been to another country
Started your house on fire
Had an encounter with a ghost
39%
Donated your hair to cancer patients
Been asked out by someone that you never thought you'd be asked out by
Cried over a member of the opposite sex
Had a boyfriend/girlfriend for over 2 months
Sat on your butt all day
Ate a whole carton of ice cream all by yourself
Had a job
Gotten cut from a sports team
Been called a whore
Danced like a whore
31%
Been told you resemble a celebrity
Been in a car accident
Been told you have beautiful eyes
Been told you have beautiful hair
Raped somebody
Danced in the rain
Been rejected
Left a restaurant without paying
Punched someone/slapped someone in the face
Been raped
24%
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I'll be off for awhile.
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May 16, 2008, 12:34:am
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What do you do,
When the guy that you've fallen for.
Is in love with somone else?
When you've waited and waited.
And been patient.
And tried to understand.
And tried to be there.
And he still just doesn't want you.
I guess there's only one thing for me to do.
Do what he wants me to do.
Get over it.
Because it's just not gonna happen.
And I have to realize that.
So.
I guess I wont be on for awhile.
I'll be off trying to get over something that I never even had.
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Why I love Dethklok
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April 30, 2008, 06:02:pm
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"Duncan Hills Coffee Jingle"
Do You Folks Like Coffee?
Real Coffee,
From the Hills Of Colombia?
The Duncan Hills awake you
From A Thousand Deaths.
A Cup Of blackened Blood.
(Die, Die)
You're Dying For A Cup.
Guatemala Blend,
Ethiopian,
French Vanilla Roast.
(Die, Die)
You're Dying For A Cup.
Prepare For Ultimate Flavor!
You're Gonna Get Some... now
And Scream... For Your Cream
[Solo]
Duncan Hills,
Duncan Hills,
Duncan Hills Coffee.
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So;; Yeah.
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April 19, 2008, 01:39:am
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There's this guy who's perfect in every way.
He's the odd to my even.
When I feel bad he makes me feel better.
When I think i'm fat, he makes me believe i'm beautiful.
He makes me laugh just by saying a word.
He could call me at 3 in the morning, and I'd still answer just to hear his voice.
When he calls me cute I blush 10 shades of red.
The way he smells is intoxicating.
And when he laughs I can't help but smile because I have so many butterflies in my tummy, I don't know what else to do.
I love the way he changed his phone plan to talk to me,because he would have to wait till 7 for free minutes,but when he had to wait, he would call me the second it turned 7.
I love it when he leaves and I can still smell him on my sheets, and it helps me fall asleep.
I love how he thinks hes gay because he cares.But if you make fun of him for it he tells you to fuck off.
I love counting the steps he takes when he walks away.
And I love knowing that he's never to far away when I need him.
I just love my bunny.
He loves his floppy.
And I wouldn't have it any other way. <33
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Yep.
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March 25, 2008, 12:22:am
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Full Name: Monakins
Birthday: May 14th
Birthplace: Toronto. ^.
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Eye Color: Blue/Grey/Green mix.
Hair Color: Fire Enginge Red
Height: 5'8"
Weight: >.
>
Right handed or Left handed? Right.
Your Heritage: ALOT.German/Irish/Scottish/Check/ And stuff.
My Worst Habit: Having to always reset the microwave when people are done using it so I can see the time.
Zodiac Sign: Taurus.
Shoe Size: Size 10.
Pants Size: 11.
Innie or Outie? Innie.
Parents Still Together? Nope.
The Shoes You Wore Today: My black and red DVS's.
Your Weakness: Love.
Your Fears: Love.
Your Perfect Pizza: Everything. Well minus the fish and pinneaple.
O_O
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Not owing somone money.
Your Most Overused Phrase On An Instant Messenger : RAWR!! *tackles*
Thoughts First Waking Up: Ahhh. It's so bright.
Your Best Physical Feature: My eyes.
Your Bedtime: 430am.
Your Most Missed Memory: Going to the lake to look at the Christmas lights with my mom.
YOUR FAVORITES
Favorite color? Pink/Purple
Food? Tacos
Sport? Soccer.
Animal? Dolphin/Monkey
Ice Cream? Bear Tracks.
Candy? Sour Patch Kids.
Store? Zumiez/Spencers
Salad Dressing? RANCH!! OMFG!! It's like a drug.
Actor? Johnny Depp. Of course. ^.
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Song? M.I.A - Avenged Sevenfold.
Letter? L.
Number? 21.
Gum? Anything fruity.
Holiday? 4th of July.
Season? Winter.
Toothpaste Flavor? Minty Fresh.
=D
Radio Station? 93X.
Perfume? Any Axe. I love it.
^_^
Body part on the opposite sex? Hair. or. Eyes.Windows to the soul.
FRIENDS AND LIFE
What Do You Want To Be When You Grow Up? Graphic Designer.
How Do You Want To Die? Quickly. Or getting sucked dry by a hot vampire wouldn't be so bad either. Mwahahaha.
^_-
Turn ons: Long hair. Bright eyes. Has to be taller. Good sense of humor.
Turn offs: Rudeness.Shortness.Severe Anger Issues.
Which One Of Your Friends Acts The Most Like You? My baby. Michelle.
<3
Who's The Loudest? Michelle.
Who Makes You Laugh The Most? Michelle.
Who Have You Known The Longest? Kayy.
Who's The Shyist? Kati.
When Have You Cried The Most? .. A year ago about. When nothing in my life went right..
What Is The Best Feeling In The World? His Arms..
Worst Feeling? Knowing she's in them insted of me...
Where Do You Want To Live When You Grow Up? Nova Scotia.
If You Could Change One Thing About You What Would It Be? My freckles.
How Long Do You Think You'll Live? Forever.
FINISH EACH SENTENCE
Let's walk on the beach
Let's look at the stars
What a nice day
Where did all the peanuts go?
Why can't we dance?
Silly, little thing.
Isn't it weird that you are talking?
Never under any circumstance will you kill me.
I wish upon a star.
Everyone has a problem
I am awesome.
RANDOM
What Country Would You Most Like To Visit? Nova Scotia.Even though, it's a province.
Number Of CD's I Own: I have no idea. 3 cases fool.
Your Good Luck Charm: My faith necklace.
How many pillows do you sleep with? 4.
Do you drink milk? Love it.
Person You Hate Most: There's a few.
Most Outdated Phrase: Doooood. Totally.
Do you think God has a gender? Vagina. All the way.
Where do you think we go when we die? Um. A mansion with hot vampire guys. Hehe. Rawr. That's what I call heaven.
^_-
How many rings until you answer the phone? Like 3.
What is something scientists need to invent? Umm.Pizza with no calories.
Are you a health freak? Not really. I eat really unhealthy for the most part.
If you could travel into space, where would you go? My mind.
O_O
What is the worst weather? Sunny but windy.
Did you play with Barbies as a child? Pfft. Hell yeah.
How many grades have you failed? None.
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