1: What is your earliest internet memory? Asking my uncle how to get on barbie.com
2: What would you name your future daughter? Son? Skylar and Leo
3: Describe a dream that you've had more than once. Ughhh...alright, the shorter one. I'm sitting in a bar, left alone with two little girls. Then suddenly, I'm in a house, hiding them behind the couch. I go to the sliding door to make sure it's locked and there's a man there. He breaks the glass, I scream at the girls to run, and he holds a gun up to my face. He pulls the trigger and I wake up.
4: When you were a kid, what did you want to be when you grew up? In this order: Singer, artist, writer, vet, teacher, writer
5: Have you ever written a song? If so, what are some of the lyrics? Lol nope
6: Do you (want to) have any tattoos? What are they / what would they be? Anchor on my hip, TARDIS behind my ear--getting when I'm 18, lock on my chest, barcode on my foot, lyrics on my back
7: At what point would you be satisfied with what you've done with your life? When I'm sitting in my London flat, talking to my husband about my book being published while my young son asks about the Daleks, and I just smile
8: Describe your dream house? Uhhh...comfortable. Big back porch, nice kitchen, a fireplace, wood floors, big windows...
9: Your most profound memory? o.o That's a very vague question...most recent then--sitting in the back of my friends car, my knees pulled to my chest with the red light from the Zio's pizza sign shining down on me. I was alone. I ran my hand through my hair and started crying.
10: If you could see from anyone else's perspective for one day who would it be? Umm...my mom's.
11: What is your favorite color and why? Blue. No reason, just always has been.
12: Name 2 ways that you've changed in the past two years? 2? Well, I stopped hating myself and became more clever
13: What is the number 1 thing on your bucket list? Travel
14: What factor has shaped who you are the most? (It can be a person, a memory, a fear, a dream, etc.) Honestly, "meeting" my boyfriend Mickey. It's made me stop and really think--about people, about life--on multiple occasions
15: What future technology are you most excited for? HOVERBOARDS
16: Your current self travels back in time to the year you were born. What would you do there? 1996...uh...yeah, I don't know. There's not really much that happened in the 90's.
17: What’s the first thing that you notice about someone’s appearance? Eyes
18: When was the best year of your life and why? This year
19: What do you think other people say about you behind your back? Ew
20: Name one thing that you'd like to be good at? Getting work done
21: What is the last thing that made you laugh? "JUST LET ME HAVE THIS" Jackie, I'm going to blow it out (a candle) "-picks up a sack of oranges- I'd like to see you try" -takes a step forward- "-swings wildly and hops forward- YOU WANT SOME OF THIS?!"
22: What is your favorite thing about being human? Your least favorite? (As opposed to being any other animal. I'm secretly a dog, so...) Favorite thing? Ability to speak. Least favorite? Responsibility
23: What's it like to have your name? Sucks.
24: How will you remember the year 2012? The year I grew up.
Is your lover boy here during new years?
No, if he's even still coming he's leaving the 31st
This displeases me.
Devi is having a New Years Party, and I'm trying to Have Shawn and Jackie kiss underneath Fireworks, so I can take a picture.
I was hoping you and Mickey could kiss beneath fireworks....but he screwed up my plans for scrap booking .-.
This makes me laugh a lot more than it should xD Mickey you screwed up her scrap book! Mood: Dafuq Monica. Dafuq xD Music: Asleep - The Smiths
My grandfather... xD
I ran downstairs and told him how Benedict Cumberbatch plays the bad guy in the new Star Trek movie in May. He said we should go see it and that we were still going to go see The Hobbit. I started "complaining" that Martin Freeman was in his 40s and cuter than I was. His reaction?
"When will you realize age has nothing to do with that? I mean, I'm in my 60s and I'm cuter than you."
I told him he could go see the movies by himself and be lonely xD
So my uncle texted me while my phone was MIA
Him: What's your primary e-mail address, kiddo?
Me--when I finally got me phone back: Still -email I've had since I was 13- Why?
Him: Need to know where to send your Christmas present
Me: O_O What is it?!
Him: -doesn't respond-
YOU LITTLE SHIT I WILL STRAIGHT UP DESTROY YOU -rolls around in pure anger-
I hate it when people do this D: Like, "I got your Christmas present today!!" Oh, does that mean I get it today? "Noo you have to wait 'til Christmas silly!" Kill yourself. Never speak to me again. You little shit.
Me: Just tell me, it's literally killing me!
Him: It's not LITERALLY killing you, weirdo.
Me: YOU DON'T KNOW THAT
And while I was typing this I got it :B
$100 Amazon gift card. Fuck yeah.
"Y'know I have almost a thousand messages from a guy I met last month and not even three hundred from you...I talk to a friend I met this summer for hours at a time over the phone...I will most likely see my boyfriend who lives in UTAH before I see you again, and I've been with him since March.
What's wrong with this image?"
I'm done trying to deal with this man. My father is a piece of shit.