For God's sake do not take what i write seriously, I barely mean any of it. I'm joking, pointing the finger at everyone inclduing myself. Yes it is contravercial, what sattire isn't? But if you don't like it then it shows how insecure you really are (heh, quite fitting considering that most fashions present on this site feed on insecurty, this could get interesting. . .)
Beware, My Drawn Words Are So Funny They Just Might Make You Shit.
May 27, 2011, 05:59:am
So, let’s write something funny; something articulate and witty; something you can quote and people will think you’re one mean motherfucker who can murder men with words and sex women with his classy innuendos.
So here goes: I’ve been in China for nearly a year now and I’m gonna write a few passages describing my experiences, views and hopes for the place. I’ll warn you right now that most of the stuff will probably be negative but do not let that detract you from the place; Shanghai is without doubt one of the best places in the world. . . if you have the money.
And God ain’t that true. Shanghai is like the wild west of the modern world, where you can literally do anything if you’re willing to pay the price.
For example they have the Shanghai Military Park and Museum, a place that documents China’s military history and has several gun and armourment exhibits. Sounds innocent enough right? Oh, and you can fire any gun you want there for 8 kuai a bullet. Motherfucking what!? For those who don’t know, 8 kuai is about 80 pence in Pound Sterling. That’s one dollar. So let me reiterate, for 50 dollars you can rent an AK47 and create a small massacre, or you could do the same with a shotgun if you’re feeling classy.
And I’m not even done, this place has shopping malls with goddam ice skating rinks in them. Actually inside them. Like, on the 6th floor and shit.
Seriously, it is all here, and yet I can’t think of anything to do except sit at my laptop and chat utter balls about how great it is outside. Fuck this, I’m gonna go punch a panda (I swear to God I read a poster that said I could do that somewhere.)
Mood: Enjoying the heartburn subway gave me. Music: Teras - Sylosis
