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Sharpie_Flavored's Journal
Dreams, Secrets and Lies
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I am 26% virgin
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July 07, 2008, 11:40:pm
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Body: Ok, here’s the deal... Start with 100% and subtract 1% for everything that you've done. Then repost as your __% Virgin. If you don't repost this in the next two minutes, you will be cursed and die a virgin! Or if you’re not a virgin you'll never get laid again.
100%
Smoked
Drank alcohol
Cried when someone died
Been drunk
Had sex
Been to a concert
Gotten/given a hand job
Gotten/given a blow job
Been verbally/sexually harassed
Verbally/sexually harassed somebody
total: 91%
Felt someone up and/or been felt up
Laughed so hard something came out of your nose
Cheated on a boyfriend/girlfriend before
Been cheated on by a boyfriend/girlfriend
Been to formal/prom
Cried at school
Gotten lost in a department store
Went streaking
Given or received a lap dance
Had someone of the opposite sex in your room
total: 77%
Had someone of the opposite sex sleep over
Slept over at someone of the opposite sex's house
Kissed a stranger
Hugged a stranger
Went scuba diving
Driven a car
Gotten an x-ray
Hit by a car
Had a party
Done serious drugs
total: 71%
Played strip poker/darts
Got paid to strip for someone
Ran away from home
Broken a bone
Eaten sushi
Bought porn
Watched porn
Made porn
Had a crush on someone of the same sex
Been in love
total: 67%
French kissed
Laughed so hard you cried
Cried yourself to sleep
Laughed yourself to sleep
Stabbed yourself
Shot a gun
Trash talked someone and then acted like their best friend the next day
Been online for 9 consecutive hours
Watched TV for 9 consecutive hours
Watched an animal die
total: 59%
Watched a person die
Kissed and/or messed around somewhere with at least 1 person present
Pranked somebody
Put somebody in the hospital
Snuck into someone's room and/or your own room after being out
Kissed somebody of the same sex
Dressed punk
Dressed goth
Dressed preppy
Been to a motocross race
total: 53%
Avoided somebody
Been stalked
Stalked someone
Met a celebrity
Played an instrument
Ridden a horse
Cut yourself
Bungee jumped
Ding dong ditched somebody
Been to a wild party
total; 46%
Been caught stealing something ☺☻☺☻☺☻☺
Kicked/punched a guy in the balls
Stolen a boyfriend/girlfriend from a friend
Gone out with your friend's crush
Got arrested
Been pregnant
Babysat
Been to another country
Started your house on fire
Had an encounter with a ghost
total:40%
Donated your hair to cancer patients
Been asked out by someone that you never thought you'd be asked out by
Cried over a member of the opposite sex
Had a boyfriend/girlfriend for over 2 months
Sat on your butt all day
Ate a whole carton of ice cream all by yourself
Had a job
Gotten cut from a sports team
Been called a whore
Danced like a whore
total: 34%
Been told you resemble a celebrity
Been in a car accident
Been told you have beautiful eyes
Been told you have beautiful hair
Raped somebody
Danced in the rain
Been rejected
Left a restaurant without paying
Punched someone/slapped someone in the face
Been raped
26%
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Poem #6
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December 13, 2007, 12:14:am
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Sex, Drugs and alcohol
You ask is that all
I say that’s not half of it
So you tell me to talk about it
I ask “why am I here”
And you say “because you said life was too much to bear”
Then what you really want to know is why I tried to commit suicide You simply reply
its not something your going to be able to hide
I say watch me
You pry and asking questions that I refuse to answer directly
And you try even harder which sometimes impresses me
I give up and cave in
And give you a tour through the life ive been in
You listen in silent shock
But you might as well have hit me with a rock
You say your going to help
And that your proud that I could stop
But I reply “you don’t know anything and you need to shut up”
I hurt and cursed you
And eventually you refuse me and say “I cant help you after all”
Now im in a different chair, different office, different you
Sex, Drugs and alcohol
You ask is that all
I say that’s not half of it
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Poem #5
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December 13, 2007, 12:13:am
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Lost my common sense
Lost all feelings
Lost my head
And all of of memories
Lost my family
And lost my friends
But I say good ridence
Lost my heart
So I lost my love
But it never came my way anyways
Lost everything
So your no longer stuck with me
And now Im finally happy
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Poem #4
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December 13, 2007, 12:12:am
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Girl dressed in all black
Decides to take it all back
While boys still try to take advantage of her
She says shes taken a turn for the better
Hurtful words and phrases hit her hard
While vicious rumors are started
She starts to cry and beg for forgiveness
Though all she gets is more hurtfulness
Rumors never stop
And she starts thinking over the top
Pain was sudden but felt so good
Everyone saw but no one told
Now little Jane grew up
And for a job she takes off her top
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Poem #3
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December 13, 2007, 12:12:am
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Secrets and lies of a past not forgotten and a future unclear
Screams from a troubled girl whom no one hears
Stories from a depressed boy that seems untrue
Yet you just hope it never happens to you
Suspicious scars left on wrists and arms
Left by a girl who had no intention to harm
Rejected boy sitting all alone
Hoping someone will miss him when hes gone
Bruises and scrapes leave traces of known abuse
Yet no one knows of the drug use
Runaway from all your fears
And leave behind no trace of tears
Erase these memories
And hope no one sees
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