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Poisoned_Sugar's Journal
=] Becki's Thinking's
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The Grudge 3... A movie I made!!
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November 07, 2008, 03:31:pm
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Sexy Polaroids
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July 30, 2008, 01:21:pm
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Okay, i'm quite fucked off. Today i went to see my Grandma, 'cause i'm lovely like that. And with her having dementia she had no clue what she was on about, so she gave me a Supercolor 635CL Polaroid camera. Which is so sexy.. To me anyway.
Oh, yeah, so the reason I'm fucked off is because In February this year, Polaroid stopped the production of "Type 600 Film" Which is So annoying because thats the film i need. Growl..
but yeah =] Polaroids are Sexy.
Mood: relaxed but abit angry
Music: n/a
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Sims 2
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June 13, 2008, 09:13:am
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I'll be back later, im going on the sims.
I'M GOING TO GET JAPANESE LESSONS!!! YAAAAYYYYYYYYYYY
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After HEROES
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June 12, 2008, 04:59:pm
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i'll be back in an hour, heroes... MUST WATCH!
comprende?
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40+ Ways not to suck at VF
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June 09, 2008, 12:55:pm
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41 Ways not to SUCK on Vampirefreaks [ dot ] com:
1. Don't do the same thing you saw on other people's profile when writing your own. Seriously, this is homorific. If your profile starts out with - About the Girl 1. She's everything you blah blah blah 2. She blah blah - No one cares. No one reads that shit, because we'll just assume it was cut and pasted from someone else that wrote it two years ago.
2. Having words like 'BANG' written in large font is not original and doesn't add any meaning to your person, nor does it make anyone think you are cool.
3. Try to upload a new photo at least once a month. It gives people a reason to check back in on you from time to time to see what changes you've made. It's really disappointing when someone has same three pics from 2 years ago on there.
4. Don't join cults looking for attention and recognition right away, you won't get it. You either need to be already famous (or at least recognizable) on the site or have a post count of at least 100 before anyone is going to give your posts a grain of salt. That's just the way it is sry.
5. Pre-Made layouts are whey ghey and EVERYONE notices, no matter what you think. There is that one that's kind of cool looking, you know - the dark gray one, but even that is not cool to use. If you don't care enough to learn the coding on the site then what's the signifigance of having a profile at all? It's not built to your specifications, so it just hides your personality. HTML can be like art you know?
6. You don't have to have perfect grammar to not annoy people, but having decent spelling is a must. If you're unsure of alot of words you are trying to use spellcheck for the love of the jesus. Or at least go type the word into Google and it'll come back with "Did you mean ____" and give you the right spelling.
7. Don't be totally negative because we don't think your hard. Sry. Having a big angsty list about how much you despise the world and people is not going to make anyone intimidated by you over the internets. It's probably not going to make too many people want to talk to you either - that is IF they even read profiles to begin with.
8. Do try to skim through a profile before you comment a person. There is usually vital information about how that person likes to be commented in there and Knowing is Half the Battle.
9. Don't ask people for thier messengers without knowing them online and speaking with them steadily in some fashion for at least a week.
10. Make each of your photographs different, unless it's in a specific 'shoot' folder. Stop posting 64 blurry, self taken photos of high angles in your bathroom. K. Thnx. No rly stop plz.
11. When someone gives you teh downratezzz don't get mad. If you post something in a cult about it, make sure it's Downrater's Suck and make sure it's funny and worth our while. If you got your feelings hurt then that's sad and all but STFU k.
12. Don't bitch in Jet's journal about improvments he makes to the site. They are always new features, which are all optional to use. If you bitch about free new features that someone worked hard to code, then you are a bungwafer who likes to touch the grundles of dudes that you are gay for.
13. Nazi's are not fringe, they are just stupid. We aren't going to think you are on a wiser path, you are a fucking nazi. It's time for your 4 oclock pineapple shoving up the ass treatment.
14. Homophobia usually means you are a guy who likes guys and enjoys having his man organ stroked by guys who like boys. Queerbait.
15. Goths love black people, remember that. Okay well i made that up but at least i like black people. Don't be a racist, okay? If you don't i'm sure there are some awesome redneck profile sites somewhere out there on the web.
16. Lighting makes all the difference. In any photo. Just because you are hot doesn't mean you'll look good in a web cam photo with the computer screen lighting your face. That makes people look sickly and brings out their blemishes.
17. Dudes, stop taking shirtless pics in bad lighting. Plz. It's really gross when guys try to be sexy just by taking off their shirt and snapping a photo of them twisting themselves awkwardly just to get their muscles to show up.
18. Chicks, if you have fat ass legs then don't wear short skirts and watch the tightness of your top. It's way gross when you look like a Stay Puff Marshmallow Goth someone shot melted fruit roll ups all over.
19. Having the word 'Goth' in your username is not a good idea. This also applies to digital, toxic, neurotic, zombie, cyber, dollie, nurse, ravyn, manson, vampire, miss, little miss, industrial, whore, slut, bitch, synthetic or any variation thereof. You heard me.
20. Use your friends and favorites lists as they are intended. You just look like a suck-up or collector otherwise. Don't ask to add someone to friends unless they are your friend, and don't ask at all for favorites. If you really like someone even though you don't talk to them and deem them one of your favorite people on the site then they are your favorite. Just add them.
21. Being emo automatically entails your profile to a life of obscurity unless you are cool enough to make up for it. I mean, I think there might be some emo portion of the site where people like you but i don't see it. This is a gothic themed website, so don't bitch when you're unnoticed. Hey, I don't do it. It's not our fault you are part of a dying fad instead of a lasting culture.
22. If you are emo and you want to be noticed then please type like a person instead of a spaced out woodland creature. Try not to fall into stereotype with the gun to the head poses and hair completely covering your face. And do your own HTML for fucks sake!
23. Have photos of yourself, k? Not a bunch of badly scribbled anime drawings you did in school. This is your profile, you know - a page about yourself. Put the bad drawings in your journal or something. You wouldn't even be into anime if Cartoon Network wasn't around so STFU mallrat.
24. Show some self respect when choosing a username. Stuff like 'Asssucker' and 'Shitbag' is funny for a split second and all but that's about as far as that goes. After that you just really look like a tool.
25. Obvious stuff - only downrate real losers, don't type like you're 1337 cause you 15N7, don't pretend you cut yourself, don't whine when someone doesn't like you, don't whine when you don't like somebody, don't wear Crow makeup okay, you aren't a vampire or a witch either, no quizzes and clutter, don't claim to be a hacker because you aren't, don't spam if you whore, don't ask people to bomb for you, don't get mad at people who don't reply, don't whine if you get rated below a 10 but above a 3, don't tell people you rated them when you haven't really because they'll know slick.
26. Guys, your nipples are not sexy through a fishnet shirt you got at Hot Topic. Neither is your hairy chest.
27. Speaking of Hot Topic, they all sell the same outfits around the world so yeah - we know where you got that dress and no, it doesn't make you fashionable.
28. No one cares how many and what piercings you have. There are like 18 billion other people with piercings just like yours in America alone, where that kind of thing isn't even as acceptable as it is in the UK where the other half of the site is from.
29. If you are under the age of 20 then you are not 'old school' anything.
30. Telling n00bs to STFU does not make you a non-n00b, nor does it gain you respect in a cult. Having a good reputation and being cool does though, so try that instead. People like people more when people are nice to them yeah.
31. Don't post photos of you trying to look menacing, especially if you are a 13 year old boy in a spike collar and Slipknot shirt standing out next to the woods in his backyard. Adding the devil horns hand sign doesn't add any coolness to this.
32. If you post in the Random Thoughts or Bulletin boards then it's highly likely that you are a skank. Sorry, but that seems to be the trend.
33. Claiming to be a lesbian is pointless unless you truly elaborate on your feelings about it to show it really means something about your way of life, just list it in preference otherwise. Claiming to be a wiccan just means you are probably lying or bought Teen Witch from the mall bookstore when you were in 7th grade. Claiming both just means you're lying.
34. Photos of people taken in their bathrooms by aiming the camera at the mirror just seem way cheap, especially if you can still see the camera. Extra points if you can see the terlet.
35. There's nothing wrong with having no HTML at all. The default profile is better than the trashy run of the mill one.
36. Don't talk shit about the admin team. They aren't 'The Man', they are just other people with better site powers. You are not a rebel.
37. Check people's age before you send them some kind of fucked up pervy comment.
38. Don't be from Turkey. If you are from Turkey... lie. And don't perv.
39. Tell people to rate you honestly, maybe it will catch on if enough cool people do it.
40. Send jet nonsensical comments every couple of weeks, just to blow his mind.
41. Don't get offended because someone said something funny about your country or people. If it was intended to make people laugh it's called racial humor, not racism. When everyone else is laughing and you are the only one feeling 'sensitive' then that usually means your being a poon. Don't expect political correctness from a website filled with goths and metal heads. Pervert.
42. STOP WITH THE FUCKING VAMPIRE TREND.
Thanks To Mr_Genesis for this X3
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