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December 12, 2013, 10:44:am
Black and purple hair, Ftw!!
December 12, 2013, 05:13:am
Selfridges want me to come in and work from 8.30pm tonight til 7.30 am.
And my pub job then want me tomorrow from 7.30 until 2.30am.
I don't wanna work!!?
Still, Selfridges pay very well
December 11, 2013, 12:25:pm
So today was fucking awkward.
In the pub I work part time in, there is a very strange man who comes in everyday.
He is nuts. I mean, the whole nine yards fucking crazy.
He spent 2 hours telling me he is an undercover SS agent (eh?), his real name is John Kennedy but he cannot tell anyone that, else he'll get murdered (EH?!).
He can also control me with his mind and
hypnotised me so he would become invisible to me
and then tried to sneak behind the bar to get another free beer.
He also pissed his pants and tried multiple times to shake my hands to which I had to say "no I don't shake hands, that's waaaay too formal for me" and fist pump him.
Oh, he can also make buildings disappear. And gets extremely angry if you question him.
My favourite part of today was convincing him I am an undercover FBI agent sent to keep an eye on him. That got a funny reaction.
Honestly, my life? You couldn't fucking make it up if you wanted too. I was not happy that I had to mop up piss at 3pm.
Oh how I love my job.
Men of the world;
December 11, 2013, 11:15:am
Women don't want to hear what YOU think.
They want to hear what THEY think, in a deeper voice.
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