Some, obviously deranged, individual of my town has called out one of the nightclubs in a certain status that has gone mental on Facebook.
"-Dear Unit-Club Southampton please stop inviting me to your fucking events. Your club has gone WAAAAYYY downhill and the only people that actually go there anymore are HIPSTERS, desperate sluts, and stuck up assholes (because you only cater for hipsters desparate sluts and stuck up assholes that won't EVEN lend you a lighter if you're not size 8, stunningly beautiful and in the skimpiest outfit possible)
What happened, you used to be cool !? Even half your bar staff are ignorant as fuck, i guess that's because they're used to all the wankers, you let in, ordering drinks that when someone nice comes along they treat us like dickheads too.
Why couldn't you just stay a club for girls that want to keep their vag in their pants and boys that wanted to have a drink with mates..... Seeing girls grinding on a bloke leg (even in the smoking area) makes you no better than Oceanna...
Thanks for (probably not) reading this
Okay so basically she's slating one of the best loved clubs, other than The Edge , because she's a stupid feminist who resorts to name calling.
Do you want to know the best bit of this entire fiasco?
Yes, that's right.
The club created an event in her honor.
So, if you're from the area, pop by.
Going to be fucking immense.
As a lot of you know, I'm working 2 jobs, balancing family, friends and sleep.
I'm really struggling to get online and don't even have the time to sort out my new cult.
I understand if any cult owner/staff feels they should demote me.
But please, send me a little inbox just out of courtesy. Would be much appreciated
I don't even have time to sort out my own cult, this will probably continue for another week.
I'm really enjoying my new job, the pay is great, I'm working with some great people and get to finally start a career path.
Tomorrow I have a date (a second date) and I'm really looking forward to it.
Things seem to be looking up my end which is just so relieving after the year I had in 2012.