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If you get rate bored....fill this out.[god this makes me feel stupid]

May 26, 2008, 05:39:pm

Random Survey
1. Your Name:

2. Age:

3. Favorite position (s)?

4. Do you think I'm hot?

5. Would you have sex with me?

6. lights on or off?

7. Would you have to be drunk?

8. Would you take a shower with me?

9. Have you ever thought about having sex with me?

10. Would you leave after or stay the night?

11. Do you like cuddling afterwards?

12. Condom or skin?

13. Do you give Oral pleasures?

14. Do you like to receive Oral Pleasures?

15. Have sex on the first date?

16. Would you kiss me during sex?

17. Do you think I would be good in bed?

18. Threesome?

20. How many times would you like to cum?

21. Would you use me as a booty call?

21. Can I use you as a booty call?

22. Do you like foreplay?

23. What is foreplay to you?

24. Can we take pictures of the act?

25. Will you post this so I can fill it out for you?

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I'm a hermit!

May 21, 2008, 04:11:pm

You are The Hermit

Prudence, Caution, Deliberation.

The Hermit points to all things hidden, such as knowledge and inspiration,hidden enemies. The illumination is from within, and retirement from participation in current events.

The Hermit is a card of introspection, analysis and, well, virginity. You do not desire to socialize; the card indicates, instead, a desire for peace and solitude. You prefer to take the time to think, organize, ruminate, take stock. There may be feelings of frustration and discontent but these feelings eventually lead to enlightenment, illumination, clarity.

The Hermit represents a wise, inspirational person, friend, teacher, therapist. This a person who can shine a light on things that were previously mysterious and confusing.

What Tarot Card are You?
Take the Test to Find Out.

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Verizon!...bend over and insert head into ass!

May 01, 2008, 12:22:am

So I took my telly down to the Verizon store to get a software update cause it kept turning off while I was texting...or when it was in my pawkit...

I ended up getting a new phone out of the deal but all my contacts were deleted....

So gimmie your numbers.

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Valiens time Day

February 12, 2008, 06:14:pm

Will You Be My Valentine?
1. Are you single or taken?
- I'm Very much Taken

2. Chocolate or flowers?
-Cookies!

3. Will you do anything special for Valentines Day?
-Um...I don't know yet...I'll decide then...not now.

4. Do you like anyone?
-VERY much

5. Were you dating anyone last Valentine's day? Who?
-Um...If I was...Nevermind...I don't think I was.

6. What would be your dream Valentines date?
-Being transported to Willy Wonkas Factory.

7. Do you make a big deal about valentines?
-No, I don't make a big deal out of any holiday.

8. Have you ever had a secret admirer?
-I've have creepy stalkers...but how would I know if they were secret.

9. Would you ever write someone a love letter?
-Yes

10. Do you believe in Cupid?
-Nope

11. Do your parents give you presents on Valentines?
-My mom used to give me lots of chocolate!

12. Do you still send out Valentines cards?
-Never...at least not because I wanted to...

13. Do you like candy hearts?
The dirty xxx ones, lol.

14. What is something you got last Valentines?
-Don't remember.

15. Is Valentine's day depressing?
-It can be...if you try to live up to the expectations of it...rather then doing what you want.

16. How do you feel about school dances on valentines?
-Disco Fever.

17. How is your love life?
- Swell...like a rocky mountain road...um...that sounds lame.

18. Have you ever been dumped on Valentines?
-Nope

19. How many roses would you want?
-???

20. Will you have a BOYFRIEND/GIRLFRIEND this Valentines?
-Yessss
Mood: My stomach aches.
Music: Ween[God Ween Devil]

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Artists

December 07, 2007, 07:30:pm

It is my believe that all artists are a bit disturbed, a bit strange and twisted, a bit misunderstood....and will never really "fit in."

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