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LadyChikititaBlue's Journal
[little wittle small things]....
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barely new...
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December 03, 2008, 09:38:pm
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[+]Barely new layout, courtesy of Tanner [Fet0-Fetus]...because he got tired of seeing my beat up, messed up ready made layout 
ch-ch-ch-check it out
*with Nacho Libre's voice*
hees the bezt! 
[+]In other news, look at my baby ;_;
....BEFORE you say anything I remind you that i am at the moment, unemployed. So come on, give me and my Tamagotchi a break (:
-k
Mood: excited
Music: Sopor Aeternus - The Conquering Worm
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bad.kissing
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November 10, 2008, 12:23:am
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i'm posting this here because i can't on Facebook...
See, here's the thing: i used to think i was a very flexible person. That i pretty much had either low or no standards when it came to kissing.
I WAS WRONG.
I went on this date with a cute guy. I asked him to meet me at this cozy cafe that shows movies. That night we saw "REC" while i'm sipping on my mint mochaccino and he's drinking hot chocolate.
A weird smell hits me.
It must be my imagination.
So i steal a kiss from him like i promised i would; i wasn't really looking forward to it because his breath was a tad stale, like he hadn't brushed his teeth since morning, like he drank coke, so it was fermented.
The fast kiss i stole was just a little taste of what was coming.
Is it of bad taste [pun intended] to mention that he went ahead and payed only for his drinks and did not offer to pay for mine as well?
Inside his car, we're warming up, it's freezing outside. "okay, fine, here goes nothing..." -thinks i. Oh oh
oh the horror
His taste was not any better from before and what's worse? his tongue is doing the eeriest of tricks: it's gliding through my teeth, which is a lot of teeth. I'm not really into having my teeth cleansed through those means but...i'm already there, tongue-twisted, right?
and then he massages my palate.
I'm an ace in self control.
I'm amazingly trying not to laugh in his face.
I'm just wondering why am i being reminded of Middle School all of a sudden.
...and i'm completely sure that i wouldn't be having this conversation in my head if i was drunk.
We start hugging and kissing each other's neck, of course, i'm kissing with discretion, trying not to fall in possible mined places, WE DON'T KNOW WHERE THAT MYSTERIOUS SMELL COMES FROM.
He raises his armpit slightly
fuck jesus
it's like he rubbed a hamburger stuffed with onion and rubbed it under his arms for a moisturizing effect.
That kind of smell that just kicks you in the face like a mule.
Made him leave me in front of my car because i had "stuff to do at home". All the road back was spent drinking water, almost sucking it out of the bottle, pouting like a kid who just tasted raw vegetables.
I wanted to scratch my tongue with a Scotch Brite. I wanted all that cleaning power action from Pine Sol. I needed to dip my tongue in hand sanitizer. Have my head stuck inside the toilet bowl and turn around counterclockwise as i flush it. I was compelled to drink gasoline only to spit it at a flaming torch.
I felt the need to crawl on the carpet like when dogs do to scratch their tiny butts on it to get carpet burn.
After that i just couldn't imagine myself...getting more intimate. Fuck that.
I can't work under these conditions 
I deserve hygiene.
HE CHANGED MY LIFE.
-k
Mood: amused
Music: Deftones - Mx
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poseur
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August 24, 2008, 10:52:pm
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I suppose that because this is such a uncomfortable pose, it is such a popular one, and perhaps thought of as a glamorous one?  Most of the poses i see on photographs -regardless of their target audience/theme, are everyday movements and poses we do without knowing.
But this one...
i just don't see myself at the local bar with my friends, having a beer, and just hanging out like this. Sipping from my beer, then putting my hand back where it was.
Try holding your arms like this for a few minutes and you'll see how annoying that is.
Like, this pose could only work for dramatic photographs, those where you would enjoy a sense of the theatrical and overdone.
You sink your chest, you're slouched, your arms look bone-y and practically dangerous because you could end up stabbing someone with them and your clavicle makes you look like you need a sandwich be thrown at you. Not attractive at all. I don't see anything being well featured, anything in your body looking any better. So, why do we keep doing this for trite things?
I'm sorry if it sounds like a meaningless rant, it IS a rant meant to show how absurd this whole thing is o_O
-k
[photography by Jez Kabanov]
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