LAST DAY OF TOUR POST! stay tuned for the continuation of the TOUR BLOG featuring the recently completed 2 week european tour that we just finished! first post is BLACKFIELD FESTIVAL in GERMANY!, will post TOMORROW!
woke up today and all the local homos and their stuff were already off the bus, which would make it easier for me to gather all my insanity once i got back from lunch at chipotle with a few of my favorite faggots. we love us some motherfuckin chipotle..... ate that shit up and got back, got my shit off the bus, delegated STAR KILLER to transport the fucking truck load of unicorns that i've acquired on this tour back to NY for me, and then got my shit OFF THE BUS and into the dressing room where i decided to finally try out the most controversial sex toy that i received on this tour (thanks tom!). i somehow didn't bleed one bit! must be all that practice i've been getting in these past few weeks. ;-)
STAR KILLER invited me and abbey to come onstage with them for the show tonight and play 2 different songs. i practiced that shit with them, which the VFIM's got to come in and witness, , and then got right to my VFIM duties... WHAT A GREAT LAST VFIM OF THE TOUR! i got the most amazing unicorn ever that looks like a GWAR prop, an "average joe" dildo that somehow has joe letz artwork all over it.... I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW I HAD A SIGNATURE DILDO! WHERE'S MY ROYALTIES!? an amazing unicorn cake, , and some other nifty one horned honeys.... THANKS EVERYONE FOR COMIN OUT AND MAKING THIS LAST VFIM ONE FOR THE HISTORY BOOKS! MWAH!
there was a pleasant new addition to the backstage at this venue that we ALWAYS end our tours at: they opened up this upstairs room that i never even goddamned knew was there. its actually pretty comfy and awesome! abbey and i enjoyed it together. hand in hand, and got ready to take the stage with STAR KILLER. i preformed my favorite track of theirs on my drums called "the hunt" and abbey played along while they did their MINISTRY cover of "just one fix". these dudes have come full fucking circle on this tour. they have some of the least touring experience of any bands we have ever toured with and might have been some of the most professional and coolest dudes to ever share a month with... THANK YOU STAR KILLER FOR AN AMAZING TOUR! GODSPEED!
after that we had to get ready for our last day of the tour prank on IVARDENSPHERE. we all donned the animal masks that we have collected and fucked girls in throughout the tour and got ready to run the fuck out on stage and just stood there freakin them out for about 30 seconds before all hell broke loose. i'll let the video speak for itself on this one. a special shout out to my homeboy "chris the lighting guy" who was wasted and somehow ate shit right on his face with a drum riser to the fucking mug. he was spitting blood all over everyone after and infecting us with rabies in our eyes. GOOD ONE DUDER! ;-D
then it was time for us to get ready for OUR show... for me that was like the third time of getting ready today... BUSY LITTLE BEE I WAS! Z_marr's family came to slap all our cute little butts good luck like they always do, and we painted MJ up to look like one hot piece of ass. i would <3. the whole time all this was happening right before our show, and the whole day before, everyone was hinting at what they had planned for us at the end of the show as a last day of tour joke. i was looking forward to it but i must admit everyone was pretty excited about this prank in particular and it sort of made me nervous!
fuck atlanta, WHAT A GREAT LAST SHOW! you guys fucking RULED! you always do. but for some reason, this one was amazing. i think best energy and most love i've ever felt from the crowd here at the masquerade. YOU MUST REALLY LOVE US! :-D lucky you for getting to see this last day of the tour prank as well! we walked off for our encore and we were held back and ordered not to go back onstage to finish the show as quickly as usual. had no idea what to expect and then went back onstage with my horse mask on prepared to rage my drums only to find them on the other side of the stage with Lou from STAR KILLER sitting at em. i was like FUCK IT, and just did everything else i could think of like smash stuff, take off all my clothes, show my penis to the crowd, sing along with andy and stage dive. i was so wet with sweat i slipped through everyones' hands, but bobby was there to save my life, right after he finished soaking me with a water gun from the stage... everyone in the opening bands and crew were up there with us. got some video of all this as well. check it out! what a great way to end the tour!
after the show i turned around to see our very dear friend and old drummer JON HORTON standing in the doorway! I HAVEN"T SEEN HIM IN AGES! for all you newbies, jon was in the band when i started out with COMBI and we toured together for a couple of years. he came right before kourtney's short stint on what is now trevor's drum kit. we've been through some serious shit together and it was amazing to see him and to introduce him to trevor! unfortunately i couldn't shoot that shit for too fuckin long cause i had committed to DJing at the afershow party over at shelter, and everyone was rushing me through packing so i could get over there. that shit stressed me out as i know i definitely left some important shit behind... ah well.
finally got over to SHELTER and raged some hard electro and kickin dance beats for about an hour and then hung with everyone as they got all gay on one another and confessed their love for the tour and each other. once it was time to head out we did some obligatory gang signs on "tupac rock", and then headed over to steak and shake for a last tour dinner. at the same place we began the tour. choo choo was SO drunk and unruly there. he kept harassing all the other steak and shakers and playing music on his phone. we finally took it away cause he refused to stop rocking out to MILEY CYRUS, and when he didn't get it back he had a fit of rage and threw a GLASS JAR OF PICKLES at a giant window. EVERYONE IN THE PLACE TURNED AND LOOKED AT US as choo choo exclaimed some weird shit about killing everyone and blowing up the world.... i have no idea how the window didn't break and how we didn't get kicked out.... but i'm sure we all ingested a little spit and semen with our food.... that's okay though. i've been thinking about working out so a little extra protein couldn't hurt me...
ALRIGHT EVERYONE! THANKS AGAIN FOR READING MY RANTINGS! I LOVED ENTERTAINING YOU. YOU COMPLETE ME! :-D AND NOW HERE IS ONE PICTURE WHICH I FEEL SUMS UP THIS AMAZING TOUR PERFECTLY!:
***stay tuned for the continuation of the tour blog with the short european run which followed these shows. :-D
