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Why Trick or Treating is better than sex
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October 30, 2008, 05:47:pm
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10) You are guaranteed to get at least a little something in the sack.
9) If you get tired, you can wait 10 minutes and go at it again.
8) The uglier you look, the easier it is to get some.
7) You don't have to compliment the person who gives you some.
6) It's O.K. when the person you're with fantasizes you're someone else, because you are.
5) Forty years from now you'll still enjoy candy.
4) If you don't like what you get, you can always go next door.
3) It doesn't matter if the kids hear you moaning and groaning.
2) Less guilt the morning after.
1) YOU CAN DO THE WHOLE NEIGHBORHOOD
lol ANYWAYZ HAPPY HALLOWEEN
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Boobs on Fire
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May 23, 2008, 04:25:pm
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Today was pure jokes . Courtney a.k.a. liciousemo had a somke in her hand and she was showing me what her dog did to her and all of a sudden her cigarette fall down her top and burned her lol Sorry Court for laughing but that was too funny . U make me laugh 
Mood: dieing of laughter
Music: So Happy-Theory of a deadman
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