Pick the month you were born Jan - I ate Feb - I banged Mar - I ran naked with April - I smoked with ... May - I ran shirtless with June - I beat July - I cuddled with Aug - I needed Sept - I shot Oct - I shanked Nov - I stabbed Dec - I slept with
Pick the day (number) you were born on 01 - my lover 02 - a dog 03 - homer 04 - A homo 05 - a condom 06 - A toothbrush 07 - a hippie 08 - a glass of milk 09 - a porn star 10 - Paris Hilton 11 - the trojan man 12 - a teletubby 13 - the kool-aid man 14 - some crack heads 15 - an easter egg 16 - a pot head 17 - a bum 18 - a stripper 19 - a horse 20 - a homeless guy 21 - a drink 22 - my best friend 23 - the cookie monster 24 - my boy friend 25 - a bowl of cereal 26 - a golf ball 27 - a bag of weed 28 - a french fry 29 - your mom 30 - your grandma 31 - a mop
Pick the color of shirt you are wearing White - because hoes keep stealing my tacos Black - because I'm sexy like that Pink - Because I'm good in bed Red - because I have AMAZING boobs Brown- because I had to Polka Dots - because I hate my life Purple - because I'm gay Gray - because I love marijuana Other -because I have double D' s Green - because I love to snort cocaine. Orange - because I smoked crack Turquoise - because I have a noodle in my nose Blue - because I'm a pimp Shirtless - because I've got abs Yellow - because I didn't like the way he/she looked at me Gold- because the people in my head were banging Tan- because I'm a soldier boy/gir
