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CaytlynCunt's Journal
My journal =]
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Crimbo is getting closer.
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December 01, 2008, 06:54:am
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:]
i can't wait.
it's definatly my favourite holiday
but i feel under pressure to have a good time.
nevermind
I've already eaten all the advent calender chocolates :]
Mood: Excited :]
Music: My Paper Heart - The All-American Rejects
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Socks & Stuff.
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November 24, 2008, 01:40:pm
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I was just on the phone to one of my McTrashers (Kyle aka Mr Boombaztik)
and i decided to reorganize my wardrobe.
Then i got onto underwear & shizz.
that's when i realised i have way too many socks,
and they're all way too brightly colored.
argh! now i can't even lie down.
cuz my bed is covered in socks.
and teddy bears (Don't ask)
on the plus side, my feet will be toasty warm this winter
:]
Mood: Calmer than earlier.
Music: Sheena Is A Parasite - The Horrors
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I give up.
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November 20, 2008, 11:29:pm
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I'm tired of pretending to be a good girl.
I still get punished either way.
My mom and dad are going to talk tomorrow,
about me moving back to wales.
and tbh i don't give a shit.
cuz there's hardly anything left for me in london.
On a happier note, It's officially friday!!
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I'm going out tonight
and i'm going to get drunk enough to forget my own name.
Probably even more than that 
Gay clubs, Camden, Kentish Town & a house party.
What more could i want
Btw. No one should bother calling/texting me, my phone has been confiscated.
Mood: Excitedddd :]
Music: Tommy Gun - The Clash
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I think...
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November 20, 2008, 07:48:am
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that yew should watch my video *nod*
if yew want to see me being a spamfuck
:]
Mood: Lazzzy
Music: Straight Boys - Jeffree Star
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Reasons yew would want to be my boyfriend...
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November 13, 2008, 09:52:pm
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This is freakin hilarious :]
I've never read Playboy for the articles
I'll make you laugh
I've never been in one of Tommy Lee's movies
I'll never under cook the eggs
I'll never drink your last beer
I'll pretend I didn't see you look at that chick with the big boobs
I'll always be impressed with how strong you are
I know that handcuffs aren't just for the cops
I like porn
I can't stand soaps
I don't care if you leave the seat up
I think chicks are hot
I don't give a shit if I break a nail
I've got cookies
I take a shower every day, twice even sometimes
I like it when you pull my hair
I'll let you beat me at pool
I don't care that you go out with the boys
I don't care what music we listen to in the car
I've never eaten a bon-bon in my life
My closet comes equipped with a shit load of hoodies
I'd never ask you to go to lunch with my mother
I'll think you're just about the coolest person I know
My friends are hot
I won't fuck your friends
I won't fuck your brother
The kinkier the better
What the hell is "in the box"?
I always open a window when I paint
You'll sleep better when I'm next to you
I'd fuck Angelina Jolie too
I'll thank you every time you open the door
I'll never waste your love
I'll laugh at every joke even when it's not funny
I'd never give you shit in front of your friends
It gets better every time
I'll help you find your keys
I don't have a big brother, so you don't have to worry about getting your ass kicked ever
I've always got stoner food
I can kill my own spiders
I'm flexible
I got suspended in high school 3 times
&& expelled twice
My family is just as fucked up as yours
I'll always want more
I've got dirty pictures of me on my computer
I'll look cute in your shirt
I'm not a virgin
You're hotter and more hilarious than anyone I know
I still get carded every time I get booze
I won't ever leave makeup on your shoulder
I've never hung a pair of panty hose on the shower rack in my life
I like it when you call me a whore in bed
I'll help you not to forget your moms birthday
I would never yell "fire" in a crowded theatre
I'm really good at sneaking food into the movies
I have never stabbed anyone in the eye
I can count to 100 by 5's
I've never smuggled drugs out of the country
I don't care if you eat dinner without a shirt
I think it's hot when you masturbate
I'm just that good
I would never send you to the store for tampons
Flowers will get you laid every time
I never run with scissors
I know how to keep a secret
I can almost every time find Waldo
I never put my fingers in the light socket
When you're sleeping I'll always try to be quiet
I've got rad hair
I know how to leave you satisfied and hungry for more every time
I'm really good at making lists
After reading this far you've already got too much invested anyways
All of them are true
Mood: Giggly
Music: Pokemon Theme Tune XD
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