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A_Natural_Witch's Journal
Confessions of .....
You Laugh because i`m Different... I Laugh because You ALL the Same....
You Can Hate Me, I Don`t Care If You Hate Me... But No One Will Ever Look & Act Like ME...
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It just has to be said...
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November 05, 2008, 04:45:am
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WAY TO GO.....OBAMA
And good luck!
Don`t end up like "I had a dream..." Bang!
I think....he has stolen my "heart" with his looks and sympathy
Finally someone decent, nice looking and not some old fart with one legs ALREADY standing in a grave
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LAM was great
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October 21, 2008, 02:54:pm
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
I can`t say more & i did it AGAIN
A photo with the whole LAM crew <33
Sean was really nice to me and he sooo sings great, just like the cd's. Future and now-"goth"bands can LEARN from it!! And Sean is such an interesting person anyway. He really is very intelligent and i heard things like...that he treated his bandmembers kinda "shitty" in the past, but he really would make a beautiful, sweet boyfriend (for somebody ) He's soo cool.
And i really love Mattias, the blond dreaded one... He took me by my arm and didn`t let go, because he sooo wanted to say i looked great and really my hair! My haircolour and hairstyle is SOO my PRIDE!!
I want to go again!! When is LAM coming again!?? This was the first time.. i never went to Wave gotik Treffen or Summer Darkness or whatever.. (found out that's he is THERE half of the summertimes) I want them here again!!!
AAARH! ^_^
Well.....
Off i go to Wednesday 13 NEXT WEEK
I can see my pretty Joseph Poole and hope to talk to him
It's a shame ACEY SLADE went away O_o My fav Murderdoll...
But i still love Nate, J-Sin and ALL the others. I wonder who's playing guitar for Acey??
Well... i see next week
But for MUCH MUCH MORE LAM Photos.. Keep checking my online journal
http://users.livejournal.com/_deceit_/
Mood: HAPPY HYPER
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My Websites
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September 16, 2008, 10:57:am
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http://users.livejournal.com/_deceit_/profile
My online Journal
It's also FRIENDS ONLY
BUT it's 80/90 % ALL in ENGLISH
And here i`m writing (what a journal also is for) the most private things and stuff or just things i want to show a certain little group of people. I`m very active on this page
http://a-natural-witch.hyves.nl/
MY HVES
I`m more active on Hyves.
(but)It's a dutch page
But i`m blogging there the most
IT'S FRIENDS ONLY
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101 RULES of TRASHMETAL
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August 02, 2008, 05:00:pm
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1. Be violent.
2. Be aggressive.
3. Show hate.
4. If you can't show hate, show some anger.
5. But not St. Anger.
6. You are forbidden to show emotions.
7. Well, you can show anger.
8. But not St. Anger.
9. Never, ever, under any circumstances smile. Smiling is gay.
10. Thus, Anthrax is the gayest band ever.
11. Sing about killing, raping, torturing and destroying people.
12. Have no courage for even killing an ant.
13. Old-School thrash is the only thrash.
14. Comeback albums are not.
15. Don't be James Hetfield.
16. Don't be Dave Mustaine.
17. DON'T listen to punk, punk is gay.
18. Secretly, listen to the Misfits.
19. Hate new bands, old-school thrash is the only thrash.
20. Hate crossovers, old-school thrash is the only thrash.
21. If you run out of ideas, remember: life sucks, goverment sucks, you reject this fucking place, you despise this fucking race.
22. No matter if you are 15, say that you remember seeing those news about the death of Cliff Burton.
23. Say that you cried.
24. Aha!
25. 80's were the best time for thrash, try to be born in the 60's-70's to release your best album during that period.
26. Release your best album in 1986.
27. If you can't, you can do it in 1987.
28. After the 90's forget about thrash, 90's are so... unthrash!.
29. You have two options:
30. a) Split your band up.
31. Make some trash metal:
32. You can go heavy: anth... mega...
33. Or tribal: sepul...
34. Maybe industrial: krea...
35. Also country: met...
36. Even punky: sod...
37. If you split your band up in early 90's you've got permission to reform in early 2000's, and release one or two albums, then split again.
38. If you didn't break up, pretend to release a comeback album, after a decade of shit.
39. Kindly refer to rule #14, and madly to rule #5.
40. Own hundreds of old-school demos and albums.
41. Own Master Of Puppets.
42. Actually, listen only to this album.
43. Well, and maybe Reign in Blood.
44. Keep complaining about Metallica selling out.
45. Keep complaining about Megadeth selling out.
46. Keep complaining about [random bandname here] selling out.
47. Ballads are gay.
48. Naming a song "The Ballad" is even more GAY.
49. Keep this in mind, you were not a child.
50. And when you were, your childhood was full of sorrow.
51. But at least you didn't got molested, leave that for Nu Metal suckers.
52. Remember about your mother and father - and the undying spite you feel for them.
53. Acoustic guitars are limited to showing proeficiency, or intros/outros/interludes.
54. Release an album consisting of punk covers, this is not optional.
55. Remember, for riffs, you only have two strings, the 6th and 5th.
56. For solos you only have one, the 1st, maybe the 2nd.
57. You are forbidden to growl, unless you are from Germany.
58. Or from Brazil.
59. You are not Kreator, nor Sodom nor Destruction, and you never will be.
60. Try to be them.
61. Don't be death metal, death is dumb.
62. Don't be black metal, black is dumb.
63. Music theory? gimmie a break!!
64. Don't be progressive, progressive is dumb.
65. Hate any subgenre influenced by thrash, read rule #13.
66. Feel the fire of thrash burning your soul.
67. Not your body!!!!, read rule #15.
68. Look at you, your feelings turn stronger than hate!!!.
69. Sing a lot against religion, about killing Jesus and so on.
70. Claim to be roman catholic even if you do so.
71. Or claim to be atheist, and remember, Satan is funny, nazis were funny, serial killers are funny, shame on you Kerry King!
72. Only one member is allowed to sing.
73. Well, other members can scream at choruses.
74. Allowed words are: Die! Kill! Hell! Hey!
75. Don't have friends, friendship is gay.
76. Don't have girlfriends, that's gay.
77. What?!
78. Death metal's hostillity towards gayness is borrowed from thrash metal's. (read Death Metal rules, of course don't follow them).
79. When naming your favorite bands, always name Metallica first.
80. Forget about those bands which have the sound you have searched for years.
81. If you are from Brazil, name your band after a coffin related thing: Sepultura, Sarcófago, and so on.
82. San Francisco shores used to be good for writing thrash in the 80's.
83. Power-Thrash: what?! Aggressive dragons?
84. Death-Thrash: read rule 61.
85. Black-Thrash: haven't you read rule 62 yet? Also, black is so... unthrash
86. Progressive-Thrash: read rule 64
87. Post-Thrash: post-thrash is forbidden, read rule #13.
88. Secretly listen to Pantera.
89. I mean, secretly listen to their first albums.
90. Gotcha! You are gay!
91. No matter if it's legal now, sue Napster!!!
92. Asking for melodic thrash bands its the gayest thing that someone could ever do.
93. ---"Seriously, can you recommend me a melodic thrash band?"---
94. Death, Death Angel, Dark Angel, Morbid Angel, Morbid Saint - THESE BANDS ARE NOT THE SAME!!!
95. Five more to go!
96. Write rules for thrash metal, its a chick magnet.
97. Reading rules for thrash metal its also a chick magnet
98. Kill Bob Rock!
99. Ask Rick Rubin to do that.
100. Be enemy of your fellow thrashers.
101. Done!
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60 RULES OF....
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April 15, 2008, 02:21:pm
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The 60 Rules of horrorpunk
1.)Religiously watch Horror movies.
2.)Be a "Fiend"
3.)Be a "Ghoul"
4.)Change your name to something spooky (Danzig,Sid Terror,Wednesday 13,Evil Presely)
5.)Never use the word "Spooky"
6.)Watch and throughly enjoy "Plan 9 From Outer Space"
7.)Use Whoas as much as possible in your music
8.)Have at least one song thats about Zombies contain the word Zombie, Dead, or Undead
9.)Refer to graves, graveyards, or cemetarys as much as possible. There "Fiendish".
10.)You know what you need? some skeli gloves
11.)You know what those gloves cold use? Some spikes
12.)Always refer to your band as either: Evil, Pure evil, the most evil, evilist, fiendish, or ghoulish band ever.
13.)Make sure at LEAST one member of your band has his face painted like a skull or a Zombie
14.)All members of your band are required to have Devil Locks. If they dont know what that is, kill them immedietly (Or kick them out of the bad, either one)
15.)Never gain popularity (cult or otherwise) until 10 years after your band has broken up
16.)After gaining popularity, refrom with only one old member and tour using the same name of your "popular" band.
17.)Make sure your logo contains an creepy looking skull or some variation of the Fiend Skull.
18.)Make a skeleton shirt using only a black long sleeve shirt and White Out
19.)Make a band website but never update it.
20.)Never keep the same drummer, instead frequently hire new ones and fire them for redicules reasons.
21.)Your not using enough Whoas!
22.)Pick out a creepy 1950's style horror movie font for you to write you band name in
23.)Use green and purple for shading as much as possible
24.)Spikes, spikes, spikes
25.)Only use BC Rich guitars, theres both Goulish AND Fiendish
26.)Break a guitar or bass every show
27.)Get a job soly to buy new equipment
28.)Frequently attack your crowd, bash at least one person in the head with your guitar
29.)Get banned from San Fransico
308.)Write multiple songs about killing teenage girls and how much you enjoyed it
31.)Make sure your drummer gets kidnapped for 6 months while touring
32.)Whhhooooaaaahhh!!!
33.)Make sure every photo is at a graveyard, or you playing live.
34.)Why isnt there any blood in your show? MORE BLOOD!!!
35.)Everytime you play live, have an old zombie movie play in the background.
36.)Kill a cow and use its backbone on your leather jacket
37.)Frequently State in public that Jerry Only should have just let the Misfits die.
138.)Put a number in one of your songs or album covers. This insures that fiends will refer to it for years to come.
39.)Frequently wine that Balzac should tour the U.S.
40.)Make sure you have a side project or album title that has the name of a misfits song on it
41.)Don't speak, it you have to, grumble incoherently
42.)Make sure your band has little or no muscial talent
43.)Wear boots: If possible, put spikes on them
44.)Chains: Not only a great accessory, but good for attacking the crowd
44.)Tour every single day for months on end, stop only to record an album.
45.)Go to london to tour but instead get throw in jail. Write a song about it.
46.)Open up your own club
47.)get it shut down only a couple years after it opend due to payment issues and noise and voilence complants.
48.)Release self made EP's only, then compile them into two or three cds and give the cd's diffrent names then the ep's
49.)When thinking of lyrics, cd titles, band names etc. Remember, EVERYTHING comes from outer space
50.)Make your own record lable, be sure to name it after an old horror movie or horror punk song
51.)Make sure your album covers contains any combination of the following: Zombies, Demons, Skulls, Vampires and half naked women
52.)Remember, Everyday is Halloween
53.)If you want your band to be happy together and last long, don't be like Danzig.
54.)When writing lyrics, if you come at a writers block refer to rule 7
55.)If your browsing for cds and see one from Germany, Get it.
56.)Frequently point out that the Nekromantix and Mad Sin are Psychobilly and not Horror-Punk
57.)Also at every possible moment, point out the diffrence between Psychobilly and Horror-Punk
58.)Punk Rock Is UNDEAD!
59.)When throwing a party, see rule 1
60.) You mean you sat here a read all this when you could be watching zombies massacer each other!? For shame, fooorrr shhhaaaammmmeee
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