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More Corporate Than Corporate...

December 04, 2008, 09:49:pm

I just proved again I was the toughest worker at my job and more corporate than anyone else! lol

I have thrown up a work before...eating to fast. So, I'd retch in the trash can next to my desk and keep working. I'd tell my co-workers next to me that I was tougher than them because I wasn't going to be a pansy-ass bitch and go home over a little thing like puking. Then I'd puke some more and keep on working. lol

I'd point out that I was more corporate than them because even when sick I don't go home. lol

Well, tonight, I did little puking in the lounge where everyone was eating dinner and on their break. lol

So, all these people got up and left because they didn't feel like finishing their meal. Yet, only a manager came over to see how I was doing. lol

He's like...why are you puking in the can? He was a prissy gay. So, I said..."Because it's there." lol

He was like..."why don't you go in the bathroom so people won't have to see this?"
And I said (He had just walked into the break room after I started vomiting)..."because I didn't have time to get to the bathroom." lol

And then he said...."are you going to the bathroom to throw up?"
I had just walked away from the trash can because I was finished vomiting when he spoke to me.
I then said..."No, because I won't make it to the bathroom in time and I don't want to get it (vomit) on the floor." lol

I then proceeded to walk again to the trash can to start vomiting more. lol

So, this prissy manager called upstairs to have me sent home.
I was telling the prissy manager...
"What are you complaining about me retching in front of all these people? Look at the good side. I got it in can." lol

I was complaining to the prissy manager and everyone else...
"It's just a little retching. I've done this before and kept on working. You should be glad you have a employee as dedicated to corporate as me." lol