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-x-SexKitten-x-'s Journal
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LOL MR.NODDIN.
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December 04, 2008, 10:19:pm
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So today for math class I had Mr.Noddin..
Hes old and short and looks like santa, hes funny as HELL and when hes the substitute teacher you KNOW you wont be doing anything all class...
And we didn't..
So heres a few jokes he told the class. lmao
BEWARE JORDAN AS THESE MAY OFFEND YOU LMAO ilybby♥
"What do you say to a woman with two black eyes?"
"I dono what?"
"Nothing you already told her!"
"Newfies are the best people ever!! I once new one and he was training to swim across the ocean, so finially the day came for him to do it, he got half way, got tired, so he swam back."
"Whats more dangerous then a driver under the influence?"
"I dono what?"
"A woman driver."
l m f a o
You know your a newfie when..
-You only know three spices - salt, pepper and ketchup.
- You design your Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit.
- The mosquitoes have landing lights.
- You have more miles on your snowblower than your car.
- You have 10 favourite recipes for bottled moose.
- Canadian Tire on any Saturday is busier than the toy stores at Christmas.
- You live in a house that has no front step, yet the door is one meter above the ground.
- You've taken your kids trick-or-treating in a blizzard.
- Driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled in with snow.
- You think sexy lingerie is tube-socks and a flannel nightie with only 8 buttons.
- You owe more money on your snowmobile than your car.
- The local paper covers national and international headlines on 1/4 page, but requires 6 pages for local softball scores.
- At least twice a year, the kitchen doubles as a meat processing plant.
- The most effective mosquito repellent is a shotgun.
- Your snowblower gets stuck on the roof.
- You think the start of salmon fishing season is a national holiday.
- You frequently clean grease off your barbeque so the bears won't prowl on your deck.
- You know which leaves make good toilet paper.
- You find -40C a little nippy.
- The trunk of your car doubles as a deep freeze.
- You can play road hockey on skates.
- You know 4 seasons - Winter, Still Winter, almost Winter and Construction.
- The municipality buys a Zamboni before a bus.
- You actually get these jokes and forward them to all your Newfie friends.
-_-"
Im a newfie lmao
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I....... oh god.
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December 02, 2008, 08:41:pm
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I want this.. D:
And no, not just him..
Please just look at how they look at each other..
I want to be able to look at someone like that and know that's how their looking back.
You know?
You can say "That's only something that happens in the movies.", but I just want one person to make that other person feel like a complete udder Idiot. Because that is what I want.
And Jesus fucking Christ if it has to be with a Vampire so be it. Cause thats pretty damn hot.
Any single 17-19 year old vampires out there? >_> lmao
-_-
"You're like my own personal brand of heroine.."
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Wana giggle? (:
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November 30, 2008, 09:12:pm
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November 27, 2008, 09:55:pm
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November 24, 2008, 08:31:pm
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(2 Points) My name:
(2 Points) Where did we meet:
(1 Point) Where do I work:
(3 Points) What am I afraid of:
(3 Points) Do I smoke:
(3 Points) Do I drink:
(3 points) What is my most prized possession:
(1 Point) Do I have any siblings:
(2 Points) How many?
(2 Points) What's one of my favorite things to do:
(1 Point) How many piercings do I have:
(4 Points) How many tattoos do I have:
(3 Points) What's my favorite type of music:
(4 Points) Am I shy or outgoing:
(3 Points) Am I a rebel or do I follow the rules:
(2 Points) What's my favorite color:
(3 Points) Name something i hate:
(4 Points) Name a talent I have:
(4 Points) What's my phone number:
(4 Points) What kind of shoes do I wear:
(4 Points) Do I have any pets:
(2 Points) am i dating someone right now:
(5 Points) How long have I been dating them/ single:
(5 Points) How tall am I?
(5 Points) What is my worst habit:
(5 Points on creativeness) If I were stranded on a desert island,
what would I bring:
80-70 Points; Bestest Budds 
69-60 Points; good Friends
59-50 Points; friends
49-40 Points; Need to hang out more !
39-20 points; you don't love me..
19-10 points; you are bored arent you..
9-0 points; you suck.
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