Ok profile update number 2, as I received a few complaints on my paragraph last time (ok 2 complaints but that is 2 complaints too many) I have decided to make a new bit of text stuff for people to stare at and hope to absorb through something the human race hasn’t quite got yet. That bit is aimed at people who don’t bother reading profiles and just randomly say some shit to someone who then gets pissed off as the answer to their question is in their profile and then the person who asks the question gets pissed off at the other person for snapping at them when they had a valid reason. Anyways back to what I was saying, profile update for those not keeping up, my last little bit of text didn’t really say anything about me so this is a way of letting people know a bit more about me and maybe getting them to actually reply when I send a message (ok I just realised that last bit sounded dumb, with a username like mine people probably won’t talk to me).
So for those of you who made it this far... CONGRATULATIONS!!! You made it through my mind’s mess of random thoughts, often bizarre ideas and a complete lack of order. Right I had better start talking about myself around this point as we are on paragraph 2 and so far it is me rambling about odd things, ok focus Josh you can do this..... Okay my name is Josh as I just mentioned 14 words ago (from the number 14) I currently live in the slowest part of the UK where nothing ever seems to happen unless you actually know what is going on. One of the biggest drug ports in the UK is a 20 minute walk from me; we have the highest drug operation rates in the country, most drug bust in the country and the highest suicide rate along with being the poorest part. So all in all it’s a nice place I suppose, got to love Cornwall.
I play the bass guitar as 6 strings is so epic it blows my mind (similar to the scene in Tenacious D the Pick of Destiny), I tend to spend too much time on the internet or the Xbox and if anyone tries to argue with me about Xbox and PS3 I will kill them it is an old argument get over it, When I am out with friends we tend to do dumb shit (ok this is mainly me and my best friend but we have slightly.... okay overly destructive personalities which usually involves things blowing up or being on fire), for those of you wondering my best friend is called Joss and he is well a he for those of you thinking Joss Stone makes Joss a dudette’s name, I watch films a lot, I tend to talk like a stoner despite never taking drugs which is odd, my fashion sense kinda got stuck in the late 90’s early thousands which means I wear baggy Jeans that are torn around the ankle and have a hole in the knee (it is seriously hard to find nice baggy jeans now, if you’re in the UK and know where to get them let me know), when I’m drunk I tend to do even more dumb shit (last time I bit chunks out of cans), I have a small cat called Guinness who is black and white as well as a little shit. One more thing before I say the infamous line: I tend to swear too much. Okay this is seriously that last thing before that line: I have a strange sense of humour. Fuck it I lied THIS is the last one: I’m kinda nerdy.
INFAMOUS LINE: anything else you want to know just ask me.
If you read all of this well done, I am half asleep typing it all up so if it makes no sense blame the cat
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