[THEE] official profile of Krikett on VF
[OFFICIAL website of WTF]___[facebook / facefail]___[soundcloud / sonical nonsense]

I do awesome things. At awesome places. With awesome people.

I don't really have much to say, if you've met me, you know me. If you haven't met me, you'll find out... (it's not hard, just read) xD

Right now, I'm an electronica DJ. Of just about any genre as long as it's multi-dimensional and has a nasty attitude. And my life pretty much revolves entirely around that. o_O

'InternalCataclysm' was an identity I created back in 2004 (liek omg when VF was pretty much first existed) when I was a wee angsty teen. Fuck that. But I'm keeping this profile [and not making a new one] to be like 'hah, I'm a dinosaur... WREEEEEEEEE!'

Personality wise - I'm flighty, scattered, ADD-central, total spaz, etc etc. I exist 90% on cyberspace and other alternate dimensions - and 10% in reality. We all know that it is probably the best for reality.

If it doesn't pertain to music, art, bugs, space, adventure, highly theoretical discussions, or neon shit; then 9/10 I don't give a fuck about it. It may seem shallow, I'm okay with that. I like to think of it as knowing yourself and what you're into.

Lastly, I'm probably not human. And I don't know where I came from, but it was probably worse (but much more neon!) I say this because I can't really relate to anyone and this is because I find their actions and emotions simply not-understandable. AKA you people are ridiculous. I say "you" as in not directing at a person, a group, this website, etc; no, I'm talking about the whole human race. :P

Wat.

MUSIC [zomg] : All night parties : Late night walks on the beach so I can throw sand at people : Candlelit dinners so I can burn shit : Shiney things : memes : Darwinism : Quantum Physics : Codes : Insects : 00TZ : Sailor Moon : "laz0rz" : Being witty : ANIME : hula-hoopin : Seltzer Water [!] : Anything NEON GREEN : Bookings : Traveling : Being a pain

: Storms that don't hit my house : Storms that hit the venue I'm DJ'ing at causing the turnout to be fail : Falling over stuff, and then falling over it again : People with general shitass behavior : Beer : Cigarettes : Stank Odors : Batteries going dead in my lights : Almost running out of gasoline and realizing you have like three quarters under the passenger seat to your name : Blue lights when they're not my blue lights : Migraines : My phone blowing up for no important reason : Stupidity: Forced MEMEs : Ebola : Loosing Shit : I repeat, Loosing Shit.

Pretty much any and all EDM, but it has to be nasty and edgy.

Industrial [duha], Aggrotech, EBM, [some] Synthpop, RHYTHMIC NOISE [omgasim]
Psytrance, Twilight/South African psy, Neuro-trance, Suomi, Forest Trance
Hardstyle, Hardcore [!!!], Hardtrance, Hardhouse
Jungle, and Drum & Bass