details Name McKensie
Age 18
Gender Female
Location Cute of you to ask
Status Happily single
Occupation Superhero
Orientation Pansexual
Account Premium
biography Hello, my name is Mckensie. Wonderful to meet you. First things first, I will not respond to:
You're hot, let's talk.
Hey cutie.
oMg W4nN4 t41k?!!!1
or any variation of the former.
I'm not interested. Don't flirt with me shamelessly. I've got better things to do.
Don't form notions of me based on my pictures. They're mostly old anyway. I guarantee I'll surprise you. I'm not like most girls. I was wired wrong. You might say I'm contradictory. I might say you're jumping to conclusions.
I am an adamant believer in freedom from religion, the motherfucking First Amendment, separation of church and state, and gay marriage.
I am anti-war, anti-censorship, anti-party system, and anti-social. For those of you who think that means I don't like people, I don't, but I suggest you grab a copy of the DSM before you assume I sit in a dark room all day without any friends.
I'm really into fantasy-related jazz. And jazz, but that's off topic. I know html and css. It's my goal to learn as much as I can. Information is something I don't forget. Problem solving is a skill of mine. I'm good at cryptographs.
When I tell you I'm a nerd, I'm not saying it to be fashionable. I mean it.
I have an extensive comic book collection, exclusively Marvel. I firmly believe that the only good thing DC ever turned out was Watchmen and, in recent years, Batman. What do I mean by recent years? Look at an original Batman comic and tell me you didn't want to kill yourself because of how stupid it was.
I love Joss Whedon, Tarantino, and Bendis. If you can spot the odd name out in that series, we should probably be friends.
Robocop isn't my favorite movie, but it might be the best one I've ever seen, followed closely by The Expendables and Ong Bak.
My PS3 is my second favorite possession next to my laptop. Yes, I do play Call of Duty. Only World at War because I prefer older guns to modern technology, and I have a thing for Soviet Russia.
I roleplay. In the bedroom if you ask me nicely, although this hobby is mostly restricted to tabletop RPGs, video games, and forums. Don't like it? Fuck off.
I only wear Chuck Taylors. It's not a fashion statement and I don't think I'm cool because of it. I simply can't remember something amazing happening when I wasn't wearing a pair of those shoes.
Punk isn't dead. 'Nuff said.
I'm a thinker, wishful mostly. A lot of my ideas are unorthodox and strange and make complete sense. Discussion and debate are things I'd love to do with you. Don't debate with me if you're looking for a fight. I will crush you. Don't expect to change my mind about anything. If you do, congratulations. You must have some valuable insight.
I'm currently enrolled at Gustavus Adolphus College, majoring in psychology and minoring in Russian. I plan to study abroad, explore, and come home with a truckload of ushankas. I will move on to grad school and eventually earn a Ph.D. After college I am looking at careers with the FBI or possibly, eventually, entering into private practice.
I'm very blunt and sometimes sarcastic. Sugarcoating is only okay on candy. You don't have to earn my respect. You have it. But I don't forgive easily. If I offend you, chances are it was a joke. Let me know and we'll work it out. Don't insult me unless I've personally given you a reason to.
I want new friends.
I want new perspectives.
Have something to offer?
Comment.
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the good, → Fantasy, art and novels.
→ Roleplaying.
→ Drawing and painting.
→ Horror films (classic and modern) and stories.
→ Comic books
→ Spider-Man<3
→ Minnesota winters.
→ Consideration.
→ Contagiously happy people.
→ The word "Douchekateers".
→ Movies (I watch them constantly).
→ Smiling at strangers.
→ That look on people's faces when they're thinking "NERD! I'M UNCOMFORTABLE!" but don't want to show it.
→ That feeling you get when you're squished, dehydrated, sore, and sweaty at a concert.
→ That "I didn't have time to shower and I got two hours of sleep in these clothes" feeling the next day at school.
→ Learning, I'm a sponge for knowledge.
→ Scandinavia, their music, culture, and history (don't judge, man).
→ Scrabble.
→ Religulous.
→ <3Bill Maher.
the bad, → "Metalheads" who pick on "emo kids". I don't like screamo either, but get over yourselves. You're no better.
→ Hot weather.
→ The look of loathing I sometimes get from strangers.
→ People who NEED to be right all the time.
→ Renting horror films that turn out to be shit.
→ Arguing loudly.
→ Excessively arrogant people.
→ Posers.
→ People who believe the only way to look at the world is their way.
→ People who look down on others.
→ People that get angry over little things without looking at the bigger picture.
→ The term "trippin'". Ew.
→ Fuchsia.
→ Getting sick.
& the beats → Action Action
→ Alkaline Trio
→ Amanda Palmer
→ Amon Amarth
→ Arctic Monkeys
→ Bad Religion
→ The Beatles
→ Beborn Beton
→ Ben Kweller
→ Blink 182
→ Bowling For Soup
→ Brand New
→ Brett Dennen
→ The Buzzcocks
→ Cancerslug
→ The Casualties
→ Cradle of Filth <3
→ The Cruxshadows
→ The Cure
→ Dark Tranquillity
→ David Bowie
→ Deathstars
→ Descendents
→ Dethklok
→ Dimmu Borgir
→ Dir en Grey
→ Draconian
→ The Dresden Dolls
→ Dropkick Murpheys
→ Eminem
→ Finntroll
→ Flogging Molly
→ The Fratellis
→ Gaelic Storm
→ Goatwhore
→ Harvey Danger
→ Iron & Wine
→ Jimmy Eat World
→ Johnny Cash
→ Kate Nash
→ The Killers
→ Kings of Leon
→ The Kooks
→ Kyo
→ Leatherstrip
→ The Living End
→ London After Midnight
→ The Loved Ones
→ Marilyn Manson (deal with it)
→ Matt & Kim
→ Michael Jackson
→ The Misfits
→ Mortiis
→ NOFX
→ Okay Go
→ Orgy
→ Pat Benatar
→ The Pogues
→ Prince
→ Propagandhi
→ Queen
→ The Ramones
→ Rancid
→ Regina Spektor
→ Rise Against
→ Satyricon
→ Say Anything
→ Septic Flesh
→ Sex Pistols
→ The Shins
→ The Sisters of Mercy
→ Social Distortion
→ Spoon
→ The Strokes
→ Sum 41
→ Tarkio
→ TAT
→ Trevor Hall
→ Type O Negative
→ We Are Scientists
→ The White Stripes
→ Yeah Yeah Yeahs
→ Zox
